Chapter 1: Half-Lucky + Half-Mad
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Hellholt Dragonslaying Bootcamp T-Shirt design.
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A T-Shirt designed for a bootcamp run by the Ullers to train dragonslayers. They took their success with Meraxes and ran with it. You'd have to be mad as an Uller to sign up!
Chapter 2: Unburnt Fire-Dancing Academy
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Daenerys' Dance Academy T-Shirt design.
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A T-Shirt designed for Daenerys Targaryen's self-founded dance academy. She is, of course, the only dancer that can actually use her choreography as everyone just burns to death...it's not easy being the Mother of Dragons but Daenerys will see her artistic vision brought to life!
Chapter 3: Stark Direwolf Rescue
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Ned Stark's design for the Stark Direwolf Rescue T-Shirt.
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A T-Shirt designed for the Stark Direwolf Rescue. I think it's fairly obvious that Ned Stark had the final say on the design. Somewhere in Winterfell's glass garden Sansa is weeping that her father is killing her dreams to be a fashion designer.
Chapter 4: Shireen's Illiteracy Outreach Program
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Shireen Baratheon's Illiteracy Outreach Program T-Shirt.
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A T-Shirt designed for Shireen Baratheon's Illiteracy Outreach Program. Does Shireen regret letting her uncle Robert name her education center? Yes. Does she regret not checking that the T-Shirt design didn't include the memory of her almost being burned alive? Yes! But is she going to let any of that stop her from teaching people to read one Onion Knight at a time? Hell no!
Chapter 5: Tyrion's Drinking Club
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Tyrion Lannister's social drinking club T-Shirt design.
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A T-Shirt designed for Tyrion Lannister's social drinking club. Tyrion decided to stick to what he knows: drinking and thinking. He founded a society for like minded individuals to gather together to share libations and ideas. Of course all bets are off when the jackass and honeycomb come out!
Chapter 6: Dreadfort University
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A T-Shirt designed for Dreadfort University Forensic Pathology.
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A T-Shirt designed for Dreadfort University For Forensic Pathology. The Boltons discovered a way to keep slicing men up AND to get paid for it? They didn't ask to be signed up--they demanded it. Professor Ramsay is in and out of the Office of Civil Rights and Sexual Misconduct due to various allegations. Too bad he has tenure...
Chapter 7: Aemond's Debt Collection Agency
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A T-Shirt designed for Aemond Targaryen Debt Collection Solutions.
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A T-Shirt designed for Aemond Targaryen's debt collection agency. If you owe a debt, he's come to collect! Helaena, of course, gave her brother a smile in her design. Aemond, of course, hated it but wore it anyways to make her happy.
Chapter 8: Braavos' Annual Seafood Festival
Summary:
A T-Shirt designed for the 800th Annual Braavosi Seafood Festival.
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Yes, the Titan of Braavos standing on a clam shell was inspired by Botticelli's painting The Birth of Venus. Good catch!
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A T-Shirt designed for Braavos' 800th Annual Seafood Festival. The Braavosi have been celebrating the founding of Braavos by breaking out the oysters, clams, and cockles for 800 years! Come one, come all! They'll be Waterdancers, Moonsingers, & Faceless Men (Slave Masters NOT welcome!).
Chapter 9: Magic School (Not Affiliated With Hogwarts)
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A T-Shirt designed for the magic school run by the Warlocks of Qarth.
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A T-Shirt designed for the House of The Undying Institute For The Higher Mysteries. The Warlocks of Qarth are legally obligated to clearly state that they are not now nor have they ever been in any way affiliated with Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardy. The Institute is currently closed pending investigation into the disappearances of ALL of their students...
Chapter 10: Arya's Pie Company
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A T-Shirt designed for Arya Stark's meat pie company.
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A T-Shirt designed for Rat Cook Pies, Arya Stark's pie baking company which provides catering services to certain outstanding clients. Don't ask about the secret FAMILY recipe. No, seriously, don't ask. And to think, Catelyn had so much hope when she heard that Arya was getting into baking...
Chapter 11: Melisandre's Shadow Puppets
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A T-Shirt designed for Melisandre's Shadow Puppet Theatre.
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A T-Shirt designed for Melisandre's Shadow Puppet Theatre. The offical motto of the Theatre is "Shadows only live when given birth by light" but the reviews say, "The Theater is dark and full of terrible acting".
Chapter 12: Oberyn's Brothel Crawl
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A T-Shirt designed for Oberyn Martell's unofficial Brothel Crawl.
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A T-Shirt designed for Oberyn Martell's unofficial Brothel Crawl. This would have been designed & distributed without Oberyn's knowledge, but would he even be mad about it? I don't think so. He wasn't here for a long time but he sure was here for a good time!
Chapter 13: Cole's Organic Spices
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A T-Shirt designed for Criston Cole's organic spice company.
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A T-Shirt designed for Criston Cole's organic Orange & Cinnamon spice company. He realized that he didn't need Rhaenyra to achieve his dream of leaving everything behind to sell oranges and cinnamon. He still doesn't understand why Alicent blushes when he asks her if she wants to 'spice' things up.
Chapter 14: Ellaria Sand's Cosmetic Line
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A T-Shirt designed for Ellaria Sand's new cosmetic line.
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A T-Shirt designed for Ellaria Sand's new lipstick line: Poison Kisses. You have no idea how much she butted heads with the FDA about silly things like warning labels and the disclosure of potentially hazardous ingredients. It's banned in 6 out 7 kingdoms until she clarifies once and for all if the shade "Long Farewell" is actually toxic.
Chapter 15: The Eyrie's Base Jumping Club
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A T-Shirt designed for House Arryn's Base Jumping Club.
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A T-Shirt designed for Moon Door Base Jumping Club. It's based out of the Eyrie and is fun for all ages! Join today and take a leap of faith! No one's accidentally died in ages!
Chapter 16: Lioness Ladies' Society
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A T-Shirt designed for Cersei's social society.
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A T-Shirt designed for Cersei Lannister's social society. Cersei saw her AWFUL little brother, Tyrion, starting his own social club and just knew that he'd disgrace the Lannister name if she allowed HIS club to represent them. So she decided that anything he could do, she could do better. Now she's the founder and president of a thriving social club. If the other members are blinking in odd patterns, well it's probably just a cry for help.
Chapter 17: Alicent's Survival Guide
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A T-Shirt designed for Alicent Hightower Targaryen's Survival Guide/Autobiography. Alicent would just like to say to Rhaenyra & her legal team that it's not defamation if it's true! Also, why are so many people sending her their sympathies towards her marriage with Viserys and boxes full of marital aids?!
Chapter 18: Westero's Version of Ancestry.com
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A T-Shirt designed for www.the-lineages-and-histories-of-the-great-houses-of-the-seven-kingdoms.com.
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A T-Shirt designed for the Westerosi version of Ancestry.com: www.the-lineages-and-histories-of-the-great-houses-of-the-seven-kingdoms.com. Believe it or not that domain name was the compromise between Grand Maester Malleon and the website designer. Malleon insisted that 'The Lineages and Histories of the Great Houses of the Seven Kingdoms, With Descriptions of Many High Lords and Noble Ladies and Their Children' wouldn't have been too long at all. For legal reasons a disclaimer is included that the website nor the Citadel are liable for any political coups, "hunting accidents", or straight up murders that may occur due to the results of services rendered.
Chapter 19: Rhaenys' Cat Cafe
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A T-Shirt designed for Balerion's Cat Cafe.
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A T-Shirt designed for Rhaenys Targaryen's newly opened Cat Cafe. When Elia asked if she was sure about all the sparkles in the design Rhaenys realized that if anything it needed more! The cafe is open everyday of the week, unless King's Landing is being sacked by the Lannisters or burned down by Daenerys. Rhaenys would appreciate it if the customers would stop trying to catch the cats--that means you ARYA STARK!
Chapter 20: Rhaegar's Best Selling Album
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A T-Shirt designed for Rhaegar Targaryen's best-selling album.
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A T-Shirt designed for Rhaegar Targaryen's best-selling album: Harrenhall Is For Lovers. It's his highest grossing yet most controversal body of work. Its most popular song "Crown of Roses" practically started a revolution! Lyanna Stark didn't talk to him for a week after he told her, "Check out my new mixtape, it's straight fire!"
Chapter 21: Wilderness Survival Camp
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A T-Shirt designed for the Night's Watch.
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A T-Shirt designed for the Night's Watch Wilderness Survival Camp. Their mottos used to be "The Frostbite Is Just Part Of The Experience!" & "Kill The Boy" but it were changed due to low attendance & several criminal investigations. This was Camp Director Snow's latest statement after their recent scandal, "To the parents of the campers who heard Camp Counselor Giantsbane's 'bear stories', we deeply apologize. Tormund is currently undergoing sensitivity training and getting some much needed therapy."
Chapter 22: Church Of The Drowned God
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A T-Shirt designed for the religion of the Drowned God.
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A T-Shirt designed for the Church Of The Drowned God. You wouldn't believe the amount of tentacle themed hentai they get spammed with daily. The joke's on them though, the Drowned Priests are into that kind of thing. Law enforcement has noticed a suspicious correlation between the church's door to door soliciting and an increase in home robberies...
Chapter 23: The Spider's Podcast
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A T-Shirt designed for Lord Varys' political and social themed podcast.
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A T-Shirt designed for the Spider's podcast "Said The Spider To The Fly". Lord Varys made a name for himself in the entertainment industry after he decided that Westeros' tea was just too hot to keep to himself. His podcast always has the latest scoop on the hottest political and social gossip/scandals/conspiracies. Some of his most popular episodes are the few that he begrudgingly lets Petyr Baelish co-host.
Chapter 24: Tommen's Animal Shelter
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A T-Shirt designed for Tommen's shelter for abused animals.
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A T-Shirt designed for the animal shelter that Tommen felt inspired to open after the passing of his beloved knight and companion Ser Pounce the Cat. Seeing cruelty inflicted on defenseless animals firsthand left a profound mark on Tommen. He created a safe haven for animals who had been dealt a bad hand in life. Every day, his shelter/foundation causes the people of Westeros severe guilt and distress when they have to watch commercials with sad songs and even sadder animals. And, yes, Tommen also cries whenever he watches the commercials himself.
At the front desk of the shelter is an updated copy of the most current picture of Joffrey so that they can quickly alert security when he inevitably shows up to create trouble.
Chapter 25: Ygritte's Cave Exploration Club
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A T-Shirt designed for Ygritte's spelunking enthusiast club.
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A T-Shirt designed for the new club that Ygritte formed after she realized just how much money silly southerners would pay to be allowed to play around in caves. She'll never understand Kneelers but she'll sure as hell take their coin! The club doesn't meet on Sundays and the caves are off-limits then due to "team building exercises" (aka Ygritte luring Jon Snow into random caves to seduce him, lucky bastard).
Chapter 26: Trustfall Escape Room Company
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A T-Shirt designed for Theon, Arya, and Sansa's Trustfall Escape Room Company.
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A T-Shirt designed for the Escape Room Company that Sansa, Arya, and Theon created together. Between them they figured they had more than enough experience escaping bad situations to considered experts! Their company currently offers experiences escaping from King's Landing, Harrenhall, Winterfell, Old Wyk, and their Hell Mode: Escape From The House of Black and White.
Theon and Arya agreed to let Sansa design the T-Shirt as long as she included a kraken and a direwolf. They only had themselves to blame when they saw the finished product: a vivid pink shirt with a kraken cuddling a direwolf...Sansa didn't see the problem. She gave them exactly what they asked for!
Chapter 27: Blackwood Archery
Summary:
A T-Shirt designed for the Blackwood family's archery leagues.
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This one might go over the heads of anyone not familiar with ASOIAF over Game of Thrones.
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A T-Shirt designed for the archery leagues that were founded and facilitated by the Blackwood family. The first archery league was founded by Alysanne "Black Aly" Blackwood. She figured if she could go to war and avenge her brother by shooting a weirwood arrow through the slit of a helmet then she could damn well establish her own women's archery association! Brynden "Bloodraven" Rivers later expanded the league to include a specialized men's Ravensteeth league. Nowadays members can get mixed up on the co-ed team. The league organizers keep having to put out bulletins denying certain people membership. One bulletin reminds Joffrey Baratheon that the league does NOT allow the use of crossbows. Another (written by Ygritte, the current captain of the Black Aly League) clearly states that Ramsay Snow will get an arrow straight to the ass if he ever dares to show up again.
Chapter 28: Fleabottom Rowing Team
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A T-Shirt designed for the rowing team based out of Fleabottom that Gendry Waters' established.
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A T-Shirt designed for the rowing team that Gendry Waters' established to provide opportunities for the underprivileged children from Fleabottom. Gendry had a lot of time to think while endlessly rowing away after Ser Davos saved him. He could have let the experience break him; instead it gave him direction. He decided he was going to find a way to give other people in similar situations more options than he had (at least more options than getting sacrificed to a fire god or ending up in a bowl of brown). Ser Davos agreed to mentor the team members (he has no idea why anyone thought he was qualified in the first place, but unlike Tyrion, he ACTUALLY lives up to having a soft spot for bastards, cripples, and broken things. E.g. Shireen/Gendry/Jon Snow). He provided the team with their unofficial motto: Thought you might still be rowing.
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