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Once, I was quite captivated by this peculiar green light
It was the ultimate prey, dancing away even when I pounced just right!
And my human's laughter made me put up quite the fight
But I couldn't catch that damn light, and it was quite the plight!
I thought, what if my human loses faith in my hunting skill?
I feared what my fate would be, if I couldn't get this kill!
And then I realized this epic hunt was all planned
When I spied the flashing device in my human's hand!
My tail puffed up, I couldn't believe this silly trick had me so stuck!
I promptly let out a yowl, one that said, what the fuck?