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[PearlMoon CREATED A GROUP CHAT: Oakhurst Chat :)]
[PearlMoon INVITED PyroScythe, Cleo, Drift,+ 8 OTHERS TO Oakhurst Chat :)]
PearlMoon: Hi guys! :) I made us all a gc so we can talk easier :)
Shubble: hi!!! :D 👋
Renheart Doghurst: Ah well hello there fellow townsfolk, doncha know
Avid: HELLO EVERYONE
Avid: oops caps sorry
Sausage: hi
Legundo: Hi. Wait, how do we have service?
Cleo: Hello everybody, I wonder how long this will last until it dissolves into chaos...
Drift: Cleo please don't jinx it
Martyn: too late lol
Apokuna: Hi guys, this won't last i'm sure
Legundo: Knowing this group, it probably won't take long...
Abolish: Agreed
[Cleo CHANGED GROUP CHAT NAME: Village of Chaos]
Cleo: Seemed more accurate tbh
PyroScythe: Fair
Martyn: lol
PyroSythe: Hang on a second whos missing?
PearlMoon: Wdym?
PyroScythe: Theres only 12 of us in this gc. Theres 14 in the village
Apokuna: Oh yeah, hang on i think scott and owen are missing
PearlMoon: Oop sorry, idk I just asked Avid for everybody's contact details because I was too busy setting it up to find everybody's contacts
Abolish: …
Shubble: hang on..
Cleo: ...
Cleo: Avid.
Avid: ...........
Avid: um. my finger slipped?
Martyn: is ths becuz scot's a "vamprie"?
Avid: .
Cleo: OH GOD AVID SERIOUSLY?
Legundo: Avid, really?
Drift: Omg Avid you're my roommate and I support you and stuff but really?
PearlMoon: 1. Avid seriously? 2. Martyn I thought you were a noble but you can't spell at all
Avid: OKAY IM SORRY JEEZ
Avid: I GUESS I'll add him...
Cleo: Nope I don't trust you, I'll add him
Cleo: Also does anybody have Owen's contact?
Legundo: I don't think he has a phone
Shubble: Wait really??
Sausage: he WHAT ⁉️
Abolish: I think he's like. old fashioned? or maybe he lost it, idk
Cleo: Whatever I'll find him and get him a phone if he doesn't have one. I'm sure I have a spare somewhere
Drift: Wait Cleo why do you have two phones??
Cleo: I have multiple of everything. Backups of everything for situations like this
PearlMoon: My roommate is crazy :)
Cleo: :)
Shubble: Yeah can we please add them? It wouldn't be nice to leave them out
[Cleo ADDED Scott Goldsmith TO Village of Chaos]
Cleo: There you go. I'm going to go and get Owen now.
Scott Goldsmith: Ooh, a new group chat! How fun. I wonder what mayhem will occur here..
Shubble: hi scott!!!! :D
Scott Goldsmith: hello my beautiful roommate <3 💖
Avid: ughhh dammit
Scott Goldsmith: hello to you too, Avid. it's so nice to be welcomed.
PyroSythe: Hello Scott
Scott Goldsmith: hello there pyro :)
Scott Goldsmith: Wait ugh is that really my name? I need to change that
[Scott Goldsmith CHANGED Scott Goldsmith 's NAME TO hot scott]
hot scott: ah much better
Shubble: oooh i forgot you can change names! imma go do that
Drift: ....seriously scott
Legundo: Really?
Martyn: lmaooo this is hilarois
PearlMoon: hilarois
Sausage: hilarois
Abolish: hilarois
Apokuna: hilarois
[Shubble CHANGED Shubble 's NAME TO shelbyy~^w^]
shelbyy~^w^: hilarois
hot scott: hilarois
Martyn: ffs guys stop it was one tpyo
PearlMoon: tpyo
Renheart Doghurst: tpyo
Sausage: tpyo
Legundo: tpyo
hot scott: tpyo
shelbyy~^w^: tpyo
PyroSythe: tpyo
Martyn: FOR GODS SAMKE
[Cleo ADDED Owen TO Village of Chaos]
Cleo: He was mining. Also apparently takes five minutes for him to string together a sentence on a keyboard
Apokuna: lol
PearlMoon: haha accurate
[PearlMoon CHANGED PearlMoon 's NAME TO pearly pop :3 ]
pearly-pop :3 : yay :D
[Legundo CHANGED Legundo 's NAME TO Dr. Legs]
Dr. Legs: Do any of you have any decent sort of grammar?
[Sausage CHANGED Sausage 's NAME TO M]
M: noep lol
Dr. Legs: Sausage aren't you an author?
M: yeah. doesn't mean i have to have perfect grammer and spelling in casual convo
Owen: Hey, no it doesn't >:(
Cleo: ...
Cleo: ...see what I mean?
shelbyy~ ^w^: oh- yeah lol.
Martyn: and you gyus said I type slow !
Drift: No we didn't martyn. We said you can't spell. There's a difference
M: quite a big one lmao. it's pretty important.
Martyn: shut up
hot scott: nah
[hot scott CHANGED Martyn 's NAME TO smooth brain]
hot scott: there we go
smooth brain: hey >:(
smooth brain: not fari
smooth brain *fair
M: lmaooo
Drift: Honestly accurate lol
shelbyy~ ^w^: hahaha
Owen: I can tyep nrmal speed
[hot scott CHANGED Owen 's NAME TO snail]
[hot scott CHANGED PyroSythe 's NAME TO pryo]
hot scott: oops typo
hot scott: tpyo*
Owen: stop
shelbyy~ ^w^: haha
Cleo: Hang on, I just checked the group settings and now Scott's the only one with name privledges??
M: wait wHAT
Drift: Are you kidding me
Apo: He joined later??? How is that even physucially possible??
hot scott: heh
[hot scott GRANTED hot scott ADMIN STATUS]
[hot scott REMOVED pearly-pop :3 FROM ADMIN STATUS]
pearly-pop :3 : heyyy >:c
hot scott: oops sorry pearl i thought it was cleo who was admin
[hot scott GRANTED pearly-pop :3 ADMIN STATUS]
pearly-pop :3 : yayyy :)
Owen: I don't type slow
Drift: Not even ten minutes and this group chat's already living up to its name...
[hot scott CHANGED Drift 's NAME TO log]
[hot scott CHANGED Dr. Legs 's NAME TO leg]
log: Why log??
[hot scott CHANGED M 's NAME TO saus]
hot scott: cuz drift. driftwood. wood. log.
log: That's a really dumb thought process
hot scott: shh no it isnt
leg: Also now won't Drift and I get confused for each other? Leg and log?
[hot scott CHANGED Apokuna's NAME TO Apple]
hot scott: hmm that's a good point..
[hot scott CHANGED leg 's NAME TO 🦵]
🦵: ...Are you being serious?
hot scott: one hundred percent
[hot scott CHANGED Renheart Doghurst 's NAME TO rendog🐶]
[hot scott CHANGED Avid 's NAME TO paranoid b*tch]
paranoid b*tch: HEY >:( THATS NOT FAIR
hot scott: hey you accuse me of murdering my roommate with no evidence, i call you a paranoid b*tch
hot scott: b*tch
hot scott: dammit why can't i swear??
pearly-pop :3 : i made it so that swearing gets bleeped out
hot scott: hang on i gotta go fix that
pearly-pop :3 : actually you can't, it's hardwired into the group settings. it can only be changed on the creator's device, and with all admins in agreeance
hot scott: well f*ck
saus: aw
paranoid b*tch: I still don't think it's fair you can call me this. i haven't been that bad recenrly!
Cleo: ...
smooth brain: ...
log: ...
paranoid b*tch: OH COME ON
hot scott: well paranoid b*tch the council has spoken
hot scott: well, not spoken, really, but that still sucks for you
paranoid b*tch: i'm going to keep annoying you until you change my name
paranoid b*tch: i'm going to
paranoid b*tch: i will spam this chat
paranoid b*tch: spam
paranoid b*tch: spam
paranoid b*tch: spam
paranoid b*tch: spam
paranoid b*tch: spam
[hot scott REMOVED paranoid b*tch FROM Village of Chaos]
Cleo: SCOTT
pearly-pop :3 : SCOTT
shelbyy~ ^w^: SCOTT THATS NOT NICE
🦵: SCOTT
pryo: lmao
log: okay that's kind of deserved but SCOTT
Apple: SCTOT
hot scott: oml fineee ugh you guys are annoying
[hot scott ADDED paranoid b*tch TO Village of Chaos]
hot scott: is that better
paranoid b*tch: i hate you hot.
Cleo: ...
Drift: !
saus: ???
smooth brain: HWOA
paranoid b*tch: *SCOTT!!,!!!,!
shelbyy~ ^w^: oop-
🦵: Oh.
Apple: LMAO
paranoid b*tch: SCOTT
paranoid b*tch: SCOTT
paranoid b*tch: I MEANT SCOTT
paranoid b*tch: OH GOD
Abolish: that's actually really funny
pryo: omg 😭
paranoid b*tch: OH GOD I WAS LOOKING AT THE NAME AND I ACCIDNETLAT TUPED HOT INSTEDD OF SCOTT WHAT TDO I DOOO
shelbyy~^w^: lol scott hasn't said anything since u said that
Apple: avid sweetie no offence but you're a dumb*ss
smooth brain: LMAOOOOO
hot scott: ...
Cleo: Oh sh*t he's typing
shelbyy~^w^: gays be quiet!!
shelbyy~^w^: *guys
smooth brain: lol gays
Cleo: SHUT UP
hot scott: i mean 😏
Apple: oh god no
Cleo: Oh f*ck
shelbyy~^w^: i don't like this anymore
pryo: no.
hot scott: i have said flattery gets you everywhere with me...
pearly-pop :3 : if you guys start flirting on main istg
paranoid b*tch: WHY WOULD WE BE FLIRTING I HATE HIM
paranoid b*tch: also scott please don't kill me or smth
hot scott: oh i have something else in mind...
🦵: This is getting uncomfortable to watch...
Abolish: I don't like what's happening here
Cleo: Could you guys uhh. Not?
[hot scott CHANGED paranoid b*tch 's NAME TO paranoid cutie]
hot scott: there we go
hot scott: you wanted your name changed so i did
shelbyy~^w^: OOP-
smooth brain: lmaoo
Apple: hahaha
pearly-pop :3 : that's funny
Cleo: Wow that actually shut up him up
🦵: Yes, Avid hasn't said a word.
Cleo: Wonder why...
paranoid cutie: wosmdjsinhdicnsin
Cleo: ?
rendog🐶: do ye be okay, my boy?
smooth brain: legs he might be having a stroke
🦵: WHAT.
Cleo: Shut up martyn, legs he's fine he's not having a stroke, he's just...
pearly-pop :3 : trying to process that a "hot vampire" called him cute and he's now having to deal with feelings?
paranoid cutie: NUH UH
paranoid cutie: THSTS NOT S AGETS I WSA FSYAINT
Apple: i think he might actually be having a stroke now
saus: well this has been fun but i think i'm going to go die in a hole now
hot scott: noo don't leave we have so much shenanigans to get up to ;)...
Cleo: I don't trust that one bit
[hot scott CHANGED Cleo 's NAME TO zombie]
zombie: Aaaaand that's enough for me. I'm leaving
pearly-pop :3 : no don't gooo :(((
zombie: Sorry I can't deal with this chaos. It's too much for one day
zombie: I'm going to go exploring in the forest. Anybody else want to come?
pearly-pop: sure :D
shelbyy~^w^: ooh can i come??
pearly-pop :3 : ofc
Apple: i'll tag along if i can
zombie: sure :)
pearly-pop :3 : GASP ITS A GIRLS NIGHT
Apple: yesssss
shelbyy~^w^: omg yes!!
hot scott: lol have fun gays
paranoid cutie: do you mean guys?
hot scott: nope. :)