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The Tragedeigh of Modern War by astrotheology
Fandoms: The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
10 Nov 2025
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“Well, boss, it’s come to our attention that the, uh, bitty’s name is, ah…”
Rumble turned around to his twin, an unknowable expression on his face. Megatron denied the urge to punt him across the room so hard he embedded into the wall.
“Spit it out!” he howled. “What could possibly be so unusual that you withhold information from your Lord—”
Soundwave cut him off — the only being in four galaxies that could do so without retaliation — by resetting his vocalizer with a harsh sawtooth buzz. He set his shoulders back and lifted his chin as Rumble shrank by his feet.
“Optimus Prime: has designated Megatron’s sparkling as ‘Grease.’”
Or: how schemes, slipshod spark-blockers, and sparkling fever ended the Cybertronian Great War.