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1. Slip Slop Slap by Anonymous for LadyShipwreck

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Potions Master Draco Malfoy
   • Murder Mystery
   • Case Fic
   • Undercover as Married
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Forced Proximity
   • Slow Burn
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Fluff
   • Romance
   • Banter
   • Humor
   • Draco Malfoy Speaks French
   • Smut
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Switching
   • Masturbation
   • Sectumsempra Scars (Harry Potter)
   • brief consensual somnophilia
   • Showering Together
   • reference to past child abuse
   • Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter)
   • Snakes
   • Australian Slang
   • Worldbuilding
   • Alcohol
   • Food
   • Kissing
   • Rimming
   • H/D Erised 2025

   Summary

   Malfoy was up to something. Or something was up with Malfoy. Either way, it couldn't be Harry's fault that he was irrevocably drawn to him.

   This is a story about a journey to distant shores, about redefining who you are, about a change of perspective.

   And snakes.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   78,971

   Chapters:

   14/14

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