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1. This can't be real... by Your_guilty_pleasure

   Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   23 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bruce Wayne/Reader
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Damian Wayne
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Barbara Gordon
   • Duke Thomas
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Pack Dynamics
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Sexism
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Dissociation
   • Trauma
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Non-Consensual Body Modification
   • Alpha Bruce Wayne
   • Beta Dick Grayson
   • Delta Cassandra Cain
   • Delta Duke Thomas
   • Beta Alfred Pennyworth
   • Alpha Jason Todd
   • Barbara Gordon is Oracle
   • Gamma Barbara Gordon
   • NO FOREPLAY WITHOUT LOREPLAY: YOU WILL READ MY WORLDBUILDING BEFORE ANYONE FUCKS

   Summary

   Ready to be on a very well deserved vacation with just your books, movies, and no contact with the outside world you find that maybe the universe granted your wish a little too well...

   What the fuck is a secondary sex and why is Batman here?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,836

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   128

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