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1. The Fractured Asshole by SuperGuy653355

   Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Fandom  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Eric Cartman/Yentl Cartman
   • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kyle Broflovski/Heidi Turner
   • Kenny McCormick/Tammy Warner
   • New Kid | Douchebag/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • The Coon
   • Toolshed
   • Human Kite
   • Freedom Pals (South Park)
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • New Kid | Douchebag
   • Mitch Conner
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Mysterion
   • Call Girl - Character
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • and also
   • Eric Cartman Not Being an Asshole
   • (that's a tag?)
   • Out of Character Eric Cartman
   • Time Travel
   • Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick are Best Friends
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • I liked FWB so I'm making it part of the fanfic.
   • Female New Kid | Douchebag
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Action/Adventure
   • Satire
   • Cause it's fucking South Park
   • but only Satire from the show cause I dont watch any news or actors to satire otherwise
   • South Park: The Fractured But Whole

   Summary

   When he chose to risk his happy life and family to help save the future South Park in the past, Eric Cartman hoped that he would be rewarded with still having his happy life and family in the future. However, Cartman soon learns that fucking time has unforeseen consequences.

   The Bad News? He's back in his 10 year old body, he's stuck in South Park again, his wife and kids are gone(for now), he's stuck with his ex-"friends" and Kenny. everyone around him hates him for his old actions, and somehow his quiet little mountain town is somehow even fucking weirder than what he remembered.

   The Hopeful News: he can still get back with his wife and have his family, and he has 40 years to do it.

   The Good News? At least He gets to fuck with Kyle again.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,984

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   7

   Kudos:

   32

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

   368