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Iron Man! Green? I thought red is your color by alexandrarosanne
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Dec 2025
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Summary
It all started with a well-written, but not very groundbreaking article somebody probably posted as a filler-piece between the ones that actually get traction.
“FRIDAY, what am I looking at, exactly?”
“An article by Washington Post, boss.”
“Am I hallucinating the contents of this article, by any chance?”
“If you’re referring to it speculating whether Peter Parker is Happy Hogan’s relative, then your perception seems correct.”
“What if I’m hallucinating you saying that?”
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People start assuming Peter is Happy's kid/Happy is his father figure. Suffice to say, Tony doesn't like it.
It's your favorite social media fic trope! Very not serious but hopefully funny. I'm gonna ignore Twitter rebrand the same way I ignore the Endgame ending and Tony selling the Avengers Tower.