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    "Okay, so don't freak out."

    Plus that one time Tony wishes he didn't.

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    It all started with a well-written, but not very groundbreaking article somebody probably posted as a filler-piece between the ones that actually get traction.

    “FRIDAY, what am I looking at, exactly?”

    “An article by Washington Post, boss.”

    “Am I hallucinating the contents of this article, by any chance?”

    “If you’re referring to it speculating whether Peter Parker is Happy Hogan’s relative, then your perception seems correct.”

    “What if I’m hallucinating you saying that?”

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    People start assuming Peter is Happy's kid/Happy is his father figure. Suffice to say, Tony doesn't like it.

     

    It's your favorite social media fic trope! Very not serious but hopefully funny. I'm gonna ignore Twitter rebrand the same way I ignore the Endgame ending and Tony selling the Avengers Tower.

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    Tony and May unofficially fight for Peter’s custody. Happy needs a raise and Mr Leeds is a good father.

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    Flash Thompson had bullied Peter Parker for as long as anyone at Midtown could remember. It wasn’t complicated. Peter was small, distracted, nerdy, and way too easy to piss off. Flash didn’t exactly think of himself as a villain—he just thought of himself as superior. Some people were meant to shine brighter; some people were meant to be stepped on.

     

    Or at least that was what he told himself.

     

    The truth was more embarrassing: there was something about Peter that got under his skin. Something that reminded him of things he didn’t want to remember—being small, unheard, underestimated. So he pushed those reminders down and shoved Peter along with them.

     

    ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

    Inspired by Radnasty's rant video!

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    In the bustling city of New York, Tony Stark, a charismatic individual brimming with wealth
    inherited from his family's industrial empire, finds himself navigating the complexities of privilege and responsibility.
    Struggling to break free from the shadows of his family legacy,
    Tony walks the line between self-indulgence and the weight of societal outlooks as he
    prepares to step into his destined billion-dollar throne.

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the city, in a cozy but modest café, Calliope Sexton, harboring a
    brave spirit beneath her tough exterior, diligently working as a barista to support herself and
    gain custody of her sister.
    In an unexpected twist of fate, Tony's and Callie's worlds collide, setting the stage
    for an unlikely bond to grow between them. Despite their differences in lives and
    views, they discover a connection that transcends societal norms and prospects.
    As their relationship deepens, a deep friendship rooted in shared experiences, humor, and understanding grows between the two. Amidst urban chaos and personal trials, their friendship molds into a source of
    solace, where moments of mutual pining and silent confessions linger.

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    Peter had come to term with a few things.

    The first was that his mere presence was a curse to those around him. It was a sheer miracle that Morgan was still as vivacious as ever, even with him lurking like a squatter forced out of the rain.

    The second was that his guardians never had chosen him—he was a burden after the last parent passed, and continued to be burden now.

    The third was that he never would fit into Tony’s family. No matter just how much he wanted to.

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    Whumptober 2025 Day 11: “Can you get through all the pain inside of you?” Hidden Injury | Laceration | Forced Reveal

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    Tony enters the Audi parked outside the building. He sits down and Happy looks behind him.

    "What happened?" Happy said in a concerned tone.

    "Peter's having a panic attack," Tony says, and Happy nods and immediately drives off.

    or: Peter has a really, really bad day. Tony comes to save the day (and the boy's reputation)

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    Peter escapes Hydra with amnesia. He has so much to learn. Like how to be a typical highschooler, and how to balance all that with his newfound alter ego. Everything is complicated by the fact that he just can't remember anything about his past. Who is he? Is he a good guy? He hopes so, but sometimes he remembers things that make him question if he's actually a villain.

     

     

    Back from hiatus!

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    Tony steeled himself for something. A tearful embrace, maybe a hug that turned into an iron grip around the throat. Instead, Peter dropped his duffel on the couch he had just spent an hour perfecting. A small death inside.
    Right,” Tony muttered, clearing his throat. “So—”
    “When am I going home?”
    Sharp. No warm-up. Kid even left the earbuds in, music leaking loud enough to prove the point: not listening. Then he flopped onto the cushions with an undue hardness.
    Tony swallowed the wince. “Wow. Okay. Straight to the big existential. You only just got here.”
    Peter shrugged, gaze fixed somewhere past him. “Yeah. I know.”


    Tony Stark met Mary Parker at a party. Fourteen years later, there’s a furious teenager on his couch and a past he thought he’d buried at the door. Peter is brilliant, guarded, and far too old for fourteen. Between boardrooms & blown circuits, Tony’s learning the difference between fixing a problem and raising a kid. What he doesn’t see are the late calls, the easy lies, the ghosts in Peter’s orbit that smile too wide and take too much. Money and tech—none of it can patch what’s failing. But Tony’s starting to understand: some things are worth breaking for.

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    Peter Parker is dragged along by Tony Stark to a Stark Gala because it’s required for him to be at one considering he’s the personal intern and all that.

    Without intending to actually look a bit decent in the tuxedo that Tony made him put on—he unintentionally becomes a model which also boosts Stark Industries.

    This fanfic doesn’t have lore or story behind it (yet) as it’s just being written on a whim so the chapters are not exactly that related to each other, it also runs on ideas—which means it’s open for suggestions for now, it won’t ever be complete nor incomplete unless I let this fanfic go.

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    Somewhere between showing up in a rundown queens apartment and fighting his team, Tony seemed to unofficially adopt a reckless teenager. He is slightly regretting giving the kid his number.

    Or a chat fic where Peter is giving Tony multiple gray hairs, panic attacks and at least a hundred reasons to wonder how this kid survived the past 15 years of his life.

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    "Dear Diary,

    I think today is the day when I finally realize my father is my BIGGEST HATER. For context, I was just informed that I'm going to this…random public school in Queens. (Crazy! I know) I don't think I've ever set foot in a public school until now. And I barely know anyone outside of the Avengers."

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    Vincent Stark (an oc of mine), a shapeshifting boy from a different planet, raised by Tony Stark, was recently sent to public school. And, well, it's safe to say he's not happy about it.

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    Spider-Man was one thing. Convincing May Parker not to strangle Tony Stark over lasagna before her shift was another entirely.

    May Parker liked to think she’d seen it all—alien invasions, New York rent and enough broken bones to land her a guest spot on Grey’s Anatomy. But nothing could prepare her for watching her sweet awkward nephew crawling through the window at 2 AM… bleeding in spandex.

    Between bandages, guilt, lasagna fueled threats, and a showdown with Tony Stark over some shady Italian restaurant to proves that maternal wrath is deadlier than any villain.

    At its core, this is a story about a boy trying to save the world, an aunt just trying to keep him alive long enough to graduate, and the absolute circus of everyone’s new favorite schedules.

    Because before the dust, before the universe cracked wide open, before the grief.

    There was brunch.

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    Also, posted on Wattpad under the account @coffeesucker

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    Tony Stark wakes up with a name on his tongue and one less arm than usual. He's apparently just been revived from the dead, three years after he sacrificed his life for the sake of the world. Why is it that he's the only one who knows who Peter Parker is now?

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    No Way Home Fix-It.

    Peter gains family left and right. Will they stay or will they leave like everyone else?

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    This fic is for Kabe, and is a Marvel Trumps Hate production!

    Tony has two days out of his year set aside to feel sorry for himself, a longstanding tradition set with a longstanding friend, Bruce Wayne. They met as children, bonding at first over wealth then, as loss crept up on Tony as well, their shared predicament--two Billionaire Playboys with Dead Parents and (not so) Secret Identities.

    A story of friendship with a dousing of benefits in the shape of a longform acrostic.

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    BEFORE YOU READ: One of the tags contain spoilers.

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    “Hey Hap, stop real quick– There, right there. That’s a kid. What the hell is he doing out here?” Happy’s annoyance turns into confusion with Tony, giving a glance at what seems to be a short brunette, standing on the side of the street as if he’s waiting for someone or something while he lets himself get showered and wet by the storm.

    “He’s the only one out on the streets, poor kid.” Tony shifts on his seat, moving to another angle to take a clearer look at the kid from his window.

    “Tony, I swear if we are going to bring him in–”

    “Bring him in, I can hand my suit to him.”

    (Tony drags in a kid with him and Happy is done)

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    "Kid, what's this?"

    Peter froze when his eyes met Tony's, as he looked at the stack of letters the older man was holding in his hands. His expression screamed confusion, no glimpse of anger or anything like that, not at all. Just confusion and maybe... a hint of softness in his tired eyes.

    "I, um, Mr. Stark--"

    "I'm your father figure?"

    --

    Or in which Peter Parker writes letters to Tony Stark because Father's Day is just around the corner.

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