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Shane: Hes soooooo hot
Hayden: ?
Hayden: What?
Hayden: Are you okay?
Shane: im goooooood
Hayden: What was the prognosis, how bad are you hurt? Will you be able to play next week or no?
Shane: concussed and broken collarbone out for the rest of the season
Hayden: Shit. Should you be on your phone right now? Don’t they tell you not to look at screens if you’ve got a concussion
Shane: nuh uh im on the goooood stuff
Hayden: They’ve got you on pain meds? No pain?
Shane: uh huh, nothing
Hayden: That’s good, I’m glad you’re not feeling it right now. Sucks that you’re out for the play offs but your health is more important mate
Shane: yeh
Hayden: I tell you what, if I see fuckin Marlow again I’m ruining his face. I didn’t get enough of a chance on the ice so that fucker got off easy
Shane: was accident Ilya told me and he doesnt lie
Hayden: Ilya? As in Rozanov?
Shane: uh huh. He said Marlow did not mean to hurt me and he feels reaaaal bad
Hayden: When did you talk to Rozanov?
Shane: he was here
Shane: he held my hand
Shane: his hands are so soft. like fluffy clod
Shane: clud
Shane: cloud
Hayden: Damn, you must be pretty high right now
Shane: where is Ilya he needs to come back
Hayden: Um, Shane, I think you’re imagining things. Or maybe whatever you’re on right now has got you a bit confused
Shane: nuh uh
Shane: he came to see me
Shane: but told me to shhh cos it’s a secret
Shane: so shhh it’s a secret
Hayden: What’s a secret? That he visited you?
Shane: hes gonna come to my cottage
Shane: we will have a whole two weeks together can you believe that
Hayden: Um…
Shane: we get to fuck everywhere
Shane: on the bed
Shane: on the kitchen counter
Shane: on the couch
Shane: by the lake
Hayden: Dude, what’re you talking about right now?
Shane: Ilya. Hes soooooooo hot
Hayden: Um, I just want to preface this by saying I love you mate and I support you if um, you know, you’re gay but I think you’re talking a bit of nonsense right now. You hate Rozanov, remember
Shane: nope hes sexy
Shane: sexy Russian accent
Shane: and aww you love and support me yay
Shane: im like super gayyyyy
Shane: super super super super super
Hayden: Ok, um, I don’t even know what to think right now. But thank you for telling me even if you’re high off your mind. But I’m still stuck on the you wanting to sleep with Rozanov part
Shane: oh my god you should try it
Shane: actually no don’t do that hes mine
Hayden: Try and do what exactly
Shane: fuck him
Shane: hes soooo good
Shane: or I should say fuck me cos he fucks me
Hayden: Wait, wait, you and Rozanov slept together
Shane: soooo many times but shhh secret
Hayden: Oh my god, Shane you need to put the phone down now okay and don’t message anyone. You’re high right now and clearly wouldn’t be telling me these things if you weren’t and though that hurts, I don’t want to be taking advantage of you in this state so please stop
Shane: its fineee
Shane: I can tell you all about it cos you keep secret
Hayden: Shane you’ve never told me about this and I really don’t know how I feel about it. Not about you being gay, I promise I would never judge you for that but Rozanov? Out of everyone, why Rozanov? And what happened to Lily, I thought she made you happy
Shane: uh huh he does
Shane: i think i love him
Shane: where is he
Hayden: Wait, what? Rozanov?
Shane: yeh lily ilya pretty cool right hes so smart
Hayden: Holy shit
Shane: hehe you swore I’m telling Jackie
Hayden: Dude, I said fuck earlier, shit is nothing. Since when did you stop hating Rozanov?
Shane: never hated him
Shane: silly hayden
Hayden: Have the drugs made you forget the past like 10 years of your rivalry?
Shane: media hate us we dont hate us
Hayden: Fuck, this is insane. Shane this is absolutely insane. Do your parents know
Shane: nope no one knows cos it’s a secret
Shane: hayden youre so silly
Hayden: Shit, this is so messed up
Hayden: Not you being gay, I support you 100% with that but you’re so high right now and I don’t think you’d be telling me this right now if you weren’t.
Shane: guess what, I can see sparkles
Hayden: Sparkles
Shane: yeah theyre everywhere
Shane: theyre tickling me
Hayden: Okay buddy, I really think its time to put the phone down please
Shane: can u bring ilya here
Shane: i want him back
Shane: my hand is cold tell him to come warm it up
Shane: but shhh it’s a secret
Hayden: I don’t have Rozanov’s phone number Shane
Shane: Shared Contact – Lily **********
Shane: bring my ilya I need cuddles
Hayden: This is such a bad idea
Unknown Number: Hey, I don’t even know what to say right now, my mind if fucken blown but he’s my best friend and he’s hurt so I want to do my best to look out for him which I guess means messaging you
Ilya: Who is this
Unknown Number: Hayden Pike, Shane gave me your number and asked me to contact you
Ilya: What’s wrong? Is Shane okay?
Ilya: I mean how is he doing, it’s never good for a player to be hurt on the ice
Montreal 15th Best Player: Cut the crap Rozanov, I know you two have something going on, Shane told me
Ilya: What do you want Pike
Montreal 15th Best Player: He’s high on pain meds right now and keeps asking for you. I don’t know what you two have going on and right now I don’t care, I will talk to Shane when he’s not high off his mind but he’s going to end up outing both of you to everyone if he’s left with his phone
Ilya: You have a problem with him being gay
Montreal 15th Best Player: Not at all. My problem is with his choice in men, he could do so much better
Ilya: I know. Is he okay? Is he hurting?
Montreal 15th Best Player: No, he’s on some pretty strong pain killers but he said he wants you to come and warm up his hand because it’s cold and he wants cuddles apparently
Ilya: I can’t, he knows that
Montreal 15th Best Player: He’s high off his mind right now so I don’t think he knows much apart from that he apparently finds you really sexy which I now need to bleach my eyes because that is just disgusting
Ilya: Is just a fact, I am very sexy
Montreal 15th Best Player: He’s also apparently going to have you fuck him at his cottage on his bed, his kitchen counter, his couch and by the lake
Ilya: I will talk to him
Montreal 15th Best Player: Good
Montreal 15th Best Player: Oh and by the way. If I find out you hurt him in any way, I will ruin your career and you’re entire life, mark my words
Ilya: Good. Is good he has friend like you even if you’re stupid and suck at hockey
Montreal 15th Best Player: Fuck you Rozanov
Ilya: Shane, you need to stop messaging people
Jane: Ilyaaaaa
Jane: hiiiii
Jane: come back I miss you
Ilya: Put your phone down, you need to be resting. Screen is not good for concussion eyes
Jane: come back and ill put my phone down
Ilya: You know I can’t do that Shane. I wish I could, truly, but your parents are there and they can keep you company
Jane: i dont want them
Jane: i want you
Ilya: I want you too, you have no idea how much it hurts me to not be there, to be holding you and making sure you’re okay
Ilya: I cannot be there Hollander. You will be okay, just rest and I will see you next time we play
Jane: nooooooooooooooooooooo
Jane: no no no
Jane: i cant wait that long
Jane: youre coming to the cottage
Jane: you said you were coming to the cottage
Ilya: I believe I actually said maybe
Jane: i want a kiss
Jane: you didnt even kiss me
Jane: dont you want to give me a kiss
Ilya: Fuck Shane, of course I want to kiss you. I always want to kiss you and those stupid perfect freckles. I would kiss you forever if I could
Ilya: We can talk more when you are not drugged but right now you need to put down your phone and sleep. Sleep is good for you especially with concussion
Jane: image.attached
Ilya: Чёрт, ты такая красивая. Мне бы хотелось сохранить это фото, ты выглядишь идеально, даже когда под кайфом. Посмотри на эти веснушки, как маленькие звёздочки на твоём лице.
Ilya: Sleep Моя любовь
Jane: ooo Russian very sexy what does it say
Ilya: It says go to sleep you idiot
Jane: i dont wanna
Jane: oh look mum is outside talking to the nurse
Jane: im going to tell her to go get you
Ilya: NO DON’T!
Jane: rude
Jane: so aggressive
Ilya: Can you please sleep Shane, for me
Jane: For you?
Ilya: Yes, can you be good for me, put your phone down and get some sleep
Jane: Ok, I can be good
Ilya: I know you can, you always are. Let’s keep quiet okay, no telling your mum or anyone else about me okay
Jane: Ok bye bye
Ilya: Goodbye. Sleep well and I will talk to you later
Ilya: I would be there beside you right now if I could Моя любовь