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    "Anytime he went to say “I’m not into girls” or “if I had a secret anything it would be a secret boyfriend” he froze. Watching people get executed for loving someone at a young age stuck with you. He also didn’t want to have another thing setting him apart from everyone else. He just wanted to be... normal... For once."

    OR: Damian figures he's going to spend forever alone until a random guy gets them kicked out of the library.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Peter knew he was smart. Smart enough to fool the government, smart enough to fool the world into believing Spider-Man was older than he actually was.

    And he figured, as he heard the telltale sound of rocket boots and pounding feet against concrete, that he might be just smart enough to fool the Avengers.

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    When Peter became an orphan (for the second time), he knew that he couldn't go into the foster care system. Not if he wanted to keep his little spider secret a, well, secret

    That's when he created his greatest invention yet...Edward Parker, his totally 100% real uncle that has somehow become the Avenger's prime suspect on Spider-Man's identity

    Surely, Peter was smart enough to fool some of the world's smartest people while hiding his secret identity twice over...

    Right?

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Foggy meets Sally in a grocery store, sees the three bottles of food coloring in her cart, and listens to her talk about how much her son loves it for about ten minutes before he decides he's in love. About four months later, Natasha drops by the Jacksons' apartment to take her first close look at the child that heralds the realization of the Great Prophecy.

    He looks small, for the end of the world.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    After being kicked out by Aunt May because she found out he was Spider-man, Peter Parker takes to the streets. Alone, unwanted, and hungry, the past two years have been spent living for the sake of Spider-man. Maybe it takes meeting a group of superheros to change Peter's tune.

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    The 9 times an Avenger met Peter Parker, and the one time they met Spider-man.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    i actually loved this omfg

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    Regulus lost a bet.

    Now he’s stuck at summer camp with loud children, familiar faces, and James Potter(who is shirtless like 65% of the time and apparently allergic to personal space.)

    Regulus is not thriving.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    a masterpiece omg??