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Good evening,
Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Spock* * * *
After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).
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And Then, Excuse From Pain by unbearable_lightness_of_ink
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
21 Jun 2025
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While they submitted to their medical examinations, Spock did his best to keep from watching his captain too closely, but he found his eyes drifting that way again and again.
It was illogical, he told himself, to feel as though he were seeing Jim again for the first time in weeks. The space they had shared in New York had been one intended for a single human. They had breathed the same cold air in that one room, and all but tripped over each other with every movement.* * *
Which is to say, Edith Keeler had to die, so now Jim can't sleep alone, and Spock doesn't really understand grieving humans, but he's pretty sure it's inappropriate to express romantic interest in Jim while he's still mourning someone else, which would all be a lot easier if Jim weren't in his bed, wouldn't it?
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The Ghost of You Haunting the Ghost of Me by unbearable_lightness_of_ink
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Oct 2023
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“Ugh.” Jim’s knife withdrew, and their knee lifted from Lucius’ diaphragm. “You’re wet.”
“Courtesy of everyone’s favourite unhinged pirate captain.”
“Fucking insane motherfucker’s lost his fucking mind.”
A dagger slammed into the panneling mere inches from Lucius’ left ear, and he drew a shaky breath. “Oooo-kay, so you’re, like, really upset about how he’s coping with his breakup, and I get that, I do, but would it really make you feel better to kill me?”
The measured calculation in Jim’s eyes made Lucius regret phrasing it that way.
“What I’m saying is, wouldn’t you rather save all the murder-y stuff for Blackbeard, hm?”
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or, Lucius decides to haunt Blackbeard to the point of insanity as revenge, because why kill a guy when you can terrorise his every waking moment?
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'Til Death Do You Fucking Part by unbearable_lightness_of_ink
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Apr 2022
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"...Into this buggering holy estate these two wankers came to be joined.”
(He thinks he’s finally getting under Blackbeard’s skin a little. Good. Here comes the only part of this he’s been looking forward to.)
“If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together—”
(unreasonable hope rises like bile in his throat)
“—let them speak now.”
He waits.
Not even the seagull makes a sound.
“Let them speak fucking now.”
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Or, Ed and Stede force Izzy to officiate their wedding, and Izzy barely survives the ordeal. -
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"You heard that?"
"Well yeah. I was listening at the door."
"Dammit, Stark, you can't just listen in on someone's shrink session."
"Apparently I can.* * *
Tony and Natasha bond a little bit over their shitty dads.
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[Art] The heart of the cave by CelestialVoyeur
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
15 Jul 2025
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A digital artwork depicting TOS Kirk and Spock finding solace together in a cave after an away mission gone wrong.
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25 Aug 2025
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A falling star fell from your heart
And landed in my eyes
I screamed aloud as it tore through them
And now, it's left me blindfrom "Cosmic Love" by Florence + the Machine
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25 Aug 2025
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Would love to see some K/S artwork with inspiration from birds in it somehow! Wings and feathers are such beautiful things. Do Kirk and Spock have wings? Perhaps one or both of them are showcasing some fashion adorned with feathers? A colourful outfit style reminiscent of a showy bird? Maybe Spock has a raptor or raven that becomes his pal? Let birds be your inspiration and take that wherever you will!
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25 Aug 2025
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Two lovers enjoy a private moment together surround by blooming flowers. A graphite pencil illustration for the 2024 KiScon Zine.
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25 Aug 2025
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Boy, Kirk and Spock are glad they're not gay. And that no one even THINKS they're gay (because it was the sixties and homosexuality hadn't been invented yet). That's the only thing that makes it possible for them to show affection to each other. Too bad men aren't allowed to be friends anymore, because of woke.
Bones isn't gay either. Or Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, and Chapel. If you see anything queer in here, you need to go to confession.
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11 Aug 2025