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(A female pastor, an atheist detective, and a not-so-gentle priest walk into a Devil-themed pizza bar on Christmas Eve.)
When the evening has reached its terminus, after taking a drag from his cigar, the detective says in his delightful Louisiana drawl, “Pastor, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce our little priest.”
“Detective,” you return, “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that you had a similar notion.”