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1. Gnomeland Security by Ultimatefan

   Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Sep 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold
   • Lacey/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold
   • Belle (Once Upon a Time)
   • Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold
   • Mad Hatter | Jefferson
   • Red Riding Hood | Ruby
   • Widow Lucas | Granny
   • Evil Queen | Regina Mills
   • Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time)
   • Lacey (Once Upon a Time)
   • Colette (Once Upon a Time)
   • Maurice | Moe French
   • Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard
   • Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan
   • Grumpy | Leroy
   • Wicked Witch of the West | Zelena
   • Alice
   • Rumbelle - Freeform
   • Golden Lace
   • x-rated gnomes
   • the art of pissing off Mr. Gold
   • Lacey swag
   • Gardening
   • Garden Gnomes
   • I'm Going to Hell
   • Masturbation
   • pearl necklace kink
   • Sort Of
   • and suddenly SUPER NSFW
   • Shameless Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Sexual Fantasy
   • Pop Culture
   • Sexual Humor
   • Rumors
   • NSFW
   • Gnomeland Security
   • hey look more tags
   • Vibrators
   • Shower Sex
   • detatchable shower heads
   • Table Sex
   • i'm garbage
   • Gratuitous Smut
   • Oral Sex
   • Doggy Style
   • Kama Sutra
   • Mutual Pining
   • Spanking

   Summary

   Normally, people know not to mess with Mr. Gold, namely not to irritate him in any way shape or form, but his lovely, snarky new neighbor doesn’t seem to be aware of that yet, nor does she care.

   ***8/3 UPDATE: Hey look at that, the rating jumped up the 'E' already! :pervyface:

   ***8/11 UPDATE: I'm incredibly pleased to give a MASSIVE shout out to endangeredslug on Tumblr (a.k.a Endangered_Slug here on Ao3) for this fic's official title! Woo!
   So I was at my parents’ house when I read this suggestion for the title and literally almost fell out of my fucking chair laughing while my brain simultaneously exploded from overexposure to pure awesome, to where my mom knocks on the door of the room I’m in and sees me half dying with laughter like ‘wth’ holy shit, dude, that was pure GOLD XD

   Thanks to all who provided title suggestions via Tumblr, and to everybody who's been reading this fic, you all are adorable and I love you <3

   Series

   • Part 1 of Gnomeland 'Verse

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   46,178

   Chapters:

   12/12

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   100

   Bookmarks:

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