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Tam @tammattam23
im sorry but the complete differences in the rookies when they were holding up their jerseys? hollander did NOT want to be there
9:44 PM · June 27, 2009

Johnny @iiiiiitsjohnny77  · Jun 27
Replying to @tammattam23

I KNOW AND THE WAY ROZANOV WAS GRINNING?

Tam @tammattam23  · Jun 27
Replying to @iiiiiitsjohnny77

EXACTLY AND THEN WHEN ROZANOV LOOKED OVER AT HOLLANDER WITH A BIG OL SMILE? I was dying

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OR, Social media posts throughout the years in the Heated Rivalry/Game Changer universe

Notes:

me when im writing this at 1:30 (posting it at 3) in the morning because it's JANUARY GUYS

and you know what that means!! Bri suffers and posts all of January hahahaa...

Except anybody reading this probably doesn't because I wasn't in this fandom last January so, in fact, there is probably an immense confusion here. Never fear, allow me to explain.

I was born in January SO I take this month to write and post every single day. Why, you may ask? Well, probably because I hate myself. I don't really have any other answer for you because I don't know. I like to torture myself?? Whatever idk, the point is. There will be a post every single day of January and to humor myself, I will be counting how many of my posts this month are about hollanov.

This is number one.

ANYWAY the point is that it's 1:30am, it's January, and I when I wake up I will be busy all day because I have to DRIVE an hour and a half away. SO, i need to get this done right NOW.

And so I've wanted to do just a random socmed au for a WHILE so this is just going to be a long socmed fic - which i probably update numerous times throughout January when im struggling to write properly (bc socmed fics are easy) - just going through like. social media posts throughout the. years. of canon. bc im a fiend for social media apparently

Also, I'll be using the show team names for this (So Montreal Metros and Boston Raiders) just because I feel like that's what most people use. so. im using it too. #woo

Also x2, I will NOT be trying to mimick like trends and/or ways of speaking in the years that im writing these posts from. we're just gonna go with it and hope for the best. I wasn't on social media in 2009. I have no idea wtf they were saying back then.

ALSO ALSO IMPORTANT
please make sure to have creator's style or workskin or whatever the button is ON because otherwise it'll look a little funky. ALSO this is formatted for computer so it's better on laptop/desktop BUT it's still readable on a phone so #woohoo it's just a lil funky funky

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: June 2009

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Lia @Bility023

sooooooooo we're gonna talk abt the new montreal rookie right?? bc god DAMN

11:53 PM · June 27, 2009
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                     Treacherous @alreadystrugglingwithusernames  · Jun 27
                     Replying to @Bility023

                     I totally would but im too busy staring at ilya rozanov (boston rookie) (im not even a boston fan but WOWWWW)

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                          Lia @Bility023  · Jun 28
                          Replying to @alreadystrugglingwithusernames

                          well that's simply just the incorrect choice

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                                 Treacherous @alreadystrugglingwithusernames  · Jun 28
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                                 do you have eyes? and ears??? those curls??? that accent???????

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                                        Lia @Bility023  · Jun 28
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                                        i see the appeal i do not agree with it. shane hollander is the rookie 4 me

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                                              New Character @thisisausername  · Jun 28
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                                              soooo am i the only one who's like... heyyyy lemaire... i can move to minnesota.... is that just me?

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                                                    Lia @Bility023  · Jun 28
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                                                    Treacherous @alreadystrugglingwithusernames  · Jun 28
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                                                    Jessie @H0ck3yg1rL  · Jun 28
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                                                    MTL FTW @MTLHOCKEYFANWOO  · Jun 28
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                                                    Maisie @not_friends  · Jun 28
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                                                    Almost Inspired @atleastimtrying  · Jun 28
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                                                    Shouldn't You @besadrightnow  · Jun 28
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                                                    Wanna Know @iwantyou2drunktextme  · Jun 28
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                                                    BYO Display Name @BYOUsername  · Jun 28
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                                                    idk how many more usernames @ihaveinme  · Jun 28
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                                                    AND @ijuststartedthisfic  · Jun 28
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                                                    June @imamonthlol  · Jun 28
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                                                    yes

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Shane Hollander @Shanehollanderhockeyplayer

I'm so excited to have been drafted for Montreal! I can't wait to play hard!

9:30 PM · June 27, 2009
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                     Lia @Bility023  · Jun 27
                     Replying to @Shanehollanderhockeyplayer

                     not to brag or anything but like ive been a fan since the draft (this will be impressive in the future im sure)

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                             Bryan @I_LoveHockey  · Jun 27
                             Replying to @Bility023

                             yea well ive been watching him before he got drafted #beenheresincejuniorleague

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                                   Lia @Bility023  · Jun 27
                                   Replying to @I_LoveHockey

                                   well now you just kinda sound weird

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                     Montreal Metros @MontrealMetrosOfficial  · Jun 27
                     Replying to @Shanehollanderhockeyplayer

                     We're happy to have you!

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                     Greg @greggygreggreg  · Jun 27
                     Replying to @Shanehollanderhockeyplayer

                     "hard" is an interesting word choice

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                                   Tracy @TracyLikesCaramel  · Jun 27
                                   Replying to @greggygreggreg

                                   average male hockey fan be like:

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Jessie @H0ck3yg1rL

WHY I BELIEVE SHANE HOLLANDER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST DRAFT PICK: A THREAD

9:30 PM · June 27, 2009
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                     Jessie @H0ck3yg1rl  · Jun 28
                     Replying to @H0ck3yg1rl

                     (1/43) he's SO smart. Like have you seen him play? Istg I couldn't think abt hockey as efficiently as he does ever in my life, id need
                     DAYS (and ive been watching hockey for YEARS)

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                           Jessie @H0ck3yg1rl  · Jun 27
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                           (2/43) he's VERY fast on the ice, which sure rozanov is too, but like. see point 1. hockey iq??? plus speed? easy pick.

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                     Pucky Puck @wheredthatpuckgo  · Jun 28
                     Replying to @H0ck3yg1rl

                     ok shane hollander pack it up, we know its you

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Tam @tammattam23

im sorry but the complete differences in the rookies when they were holding up their jerseys? hollander did NOT want to be there

9:44 PM · June 27, 2009
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                     Johnny @iiiiiitsjohnny77  · Jun 27
                     Replying to @tammattam23

                     I KNOW AND THE WAY ROZANOV WAS GRINNING?

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                             Tam @tammattam23  · Jun 27
                            Replying to @iiiiiitsjohnny77

                            EXACTLY AND THEN WHEN ROZANOV LOOKED OVER AT HOLLANDER WITH A BIG OL SMILE? I was dying laughing

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Ilya Rozanov @Ilyarozanov81

I am so very grateful and happy to have been drafted to Boston. Thank you!

9:22 AM · June 28, 2009
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                     Treacherous @alreadystrugglingwithusernames  · Jun 28
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                     waves and makes myself known then acts super cool and non chalant

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Screams @andcries

soooo i dont go here (aka not a hockey fan, barely even know what it is) but I wanted to know if the draft always ends up with people screaming at each other abt rookie hotness levels???

2:22 AM · June 28, 2009
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                     This Is A Name @idkhowmuchmoreofthisicantake  · Jun 28
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                     I mean yeah pretty much. we talk abt their skills too sometimes but yk priorities

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I think @imalmostdone

help im still hung up on scott hunter wdym we already have more new rookies

11:02 PM · June 27, 2009
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                     With This @chapter_woo  · Jun 28
                     Replying to @imalmostdone

                     babes let him GO. u neeed to move on

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                            I think @imalmostdone  · Jun 28
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                            its official, oomf hates me

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                                 With This @chapter_woo  · Jun 28
                                 Replying to @imalmostdone

                                 just trying to look out 4 u

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