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Ilya's phone buzzed while he was working out, so he got off the stationary bike to check it in case it was a text from ‘Jane’.
It was not a text from ‘Jane’, but a notification from his podcast app that a new episode of Svetlana's podcast was out, with special guest… Rose Landry.
He swapped his keyboard over to Cyrillic and texted Sveta before he got back on the bike.
Hock Goss!
with svetlana vetrova
Episode 146: Superhero Hockey, Ladybug Diseases, and Nice Boy Hollander w/ special guest Rose Landry
episode transcript
- Svetlana Vetrova:
- Hello, priv, and welcome back to Hock Goss, the hockey podcast for the girls, with your favorite icy beauty, your host with absolute most, Svetlana Vetrova
- We have a super exciting guest today, she's taking some time in between takes of her big superhero movie to talk to us about her MLH fling, among other things
- Don't tune away, we've got Rose Landry with us today!
- [theme music]
- Svetlana:
- Hiiiii, Rose!
- Rose Landry:
- Hi, so happy to be here!
- You know, I've done a lot of interviews in a lot of studios with a lot of interviewers, this is easily my favorite
- Svetlana:
- Really? Thank you, a woman of taste
- Here's hoping I don't scare you off [laughs]
- Rose:
- Don't worry, I have a high tolerance for these sorts of things
- I'm pretty flexible
- Svetlana:
- Okay, I like to start with a question, y'know, not to insult your intelligence, or anything
- but especially when I have guests where the hockey connection is less obvious I like to give them a chance to show their credentials, as it were
- What is hockey to you?
- Rose:
- Yeah, totally, so I'm from Michigan which has pretty solid hockey culture, and my family was big into it
- I played peewee hockey with my brothers but I fell off of it when I got bit by the acting bug
- The elementary school play had a hypnotizing affect on me. I took my role as ‘Ladybug’ so seriously
- I stopped going to hockey practice. Pitched a fit. but all my brothers stuck with it.
- My brother Phil is in the minors, and my brother Eric got as far as collegiate but he loved it
- He still coaches the little Ladybugs and such that are eager to learn
- Svetlana:
- Not to mention your relationship with MLH Montreal Metros Captain, Shane Hollander
- Rose:
- Somehow I knew this would come up [laugh] Holly and I are just friends at this point
- Svetlana:
- I love that you call him Holly like you're on the bench with him
- Rose:
- Oh, guys love it when you call them their hockey nicknames, really gets them going
- but I do call him Shane a lot too
- Svetlana:
- I have this little segment I like to do, we can use his name for it
- It's called Score/Assist/Fight, it's like Fuck/Marry/Kill except you choose which part of a Gordie Howe hat trick you'd do to someone
- Let's say, out of Hollander, his rival Ilya Rozanov, and… let's throw in a WMLH player, let's say Emilie Proulx
- Rose:
- [laughs] This is a fun game. I think I'd assist Shane, anytime.
- We're still really good friends, he knows he can call on me if he needs me
- And he knows I will call on him if I could use his help
- Svetlana:
- Oh, I believe you
- I'd like to call on him if you know what I mean
- Rose:
- Have fun with that [laughs]
- I have to ask from here, is the ‘score’ part of this game like ‘score on’ or like score like… you seemed to be implying with Holly?
- Svetlana:
- Up to your interpretation
- Rose:
- Okay, fair. Well it changes my answer. I'd score on Rozanov but he's not my type. I'd score Proulx though, she's hot
- But then if I fight her I get to get my hands on her… So I'll say score on Rozanov, fight Proulx
- Svetlana:
- Great answers all around
- It seems like Rozanov and your Holly are going to be on the same team at the upcoming All-Stars game, how do you think that will go?
- Rose:
- Shane's the sweetest, I really think he could get along with anyone
- It's not like the All-Stars games are that intense, it's more like a fun little victory lap
- I think it'll be just fine. I think the animosity is for sure played up for the media, Shane couldn't hate anyone that much
- Svetlana:
- And what do you have to say about the rumors you were his ‘playoff beard’
- Rose:
- Well it wouldn't be my first time bearding, I went to acting school [laughs]
- But really, I think that's silly to speculate about, especially with him
- I understand the impulse to be curious, He's a pretty private guy, leaves his home life at home, and plays damn great
- But really, people think he's gay because he's what, nice? Reserved?
- I wish some gay guys would be nicer and more reserved [laughs]
- Svetlana:
- Harsh but fair. I totally know what you mean, too
Ilya paused and closed the app. This episode is stupid. He texted Shane about it.

