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1. Didn't Apologize for Jack Shit by BlackbeardsHeartbreak

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Canon Era
   • innkeepers
   • Post-Canon
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • (will be when we get S3)
   • Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Mentioned "Calico" Jack Rackham
   • Mentioned Lucius Spriggs
   • Dick Pics
   • (as in sketches)
   • Jealousy
   • Jealous Stede Bonnet
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Non-graphic eyeball injury
   • (See notes) - Freeform
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • "Calico" Jack Rackham Being an Asshole
   • Tattoos
   • discussion and treatment of syphilis

   Summary

   Ed was going to stab Lucius the next time the Revenge paid a visit.
   Not really, not Real Lucius.
   Like a cute little Sketch Lucius that moves when you flip the pages fast. A cute little Sketch Ed was going to stab him in his fucking face.

                                                                                                      
   Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.

   Expect misunderstandings, jealousy, reading of private journals, ye olde dick pics, hilarious tattoo pranks, and truly shocking revelations as our boys Talk it Through.

   Language:

   English

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