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The Gold Star
The first time that Scott noticed the gold star on Logan’s body was at their New Year’s Eve party. Logan and Wade had come that night since they had a sitter for Laura. At some point before the ball dropped, Logan had disappeared with Deadpool, leaving Scott wondering where they disappeared to. “Jean, have you seen Logan anywhere?”
“Why? Are you hoping for a New Year’s kiss?” She asked, feeling a bit jealous at her husband’s ongoing crush for the newest Wolverine. He’d rejected them by the time they had found him, already committed to Wade and raising their kid, Laura, together. Jean had thought Scott and her were on the same page, keeping things professional with Logan.
“As his team leader, I forgot to tell him about their new training schedule,” Scott said, attempting to sound serious despite the alcohol flowing through his system.
“Stars and garters, Scott! just send them an email.” Hank says as he happens to wander by the couple, on his way for another refill of spiked punch. Jean giggles as Scott pouts, Hank has a point.
By the time that Scott sees Logan again, it’s after midnight. The lights had to be turned on because Wade kept trying to make out with Logan on the dance floor, that’s when Scott noticed the gold star on Logan’s ass.
“Stars a’d garters!” Hank shouted drunkenly, “Use y’er room or home!” Hank shouted again, feeling fed up with so many of the X-Men acting as teenagers. Thankful that he’d decided prior to the spiked punch to ignore any poor behavior from them, so he could start off the new year without so much paperwork.
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After the party, Scott notices an uptick in gold stars being stuck to Logan. Jean has started to join him in searching Logan’s body to see if they can find any more. It appeared that it was only Logan who kept getting the gold stars over Wade.
Scott groaned as he sat down with his salad besides Jean at the kitchen table, deciding to eat in there over their usual place. “Did you see Logan’s gold star today?”
Jean nodded and giggled, “The five star rating on his crotch?” She snorted as she remembered seeing the stars on Logan’s crotch. It was after their morning training session in the Danger Room, Logan had been extra aggressive in his fighting style. Wade had dragged Logan out once their training session was over and they had disappeared until recently.
“Stars and garters.” Hank groaned as he came into the kitchen, “Do I even want to know?” He asked the married couple, already feeling a few of his hairs turning grey.
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After the first month of constantly checking Logan’s body for gold stars, it finally happens. Scott walks in as Logan and Wade are adjusting their clothing, Wade brings out his gold star sticker book.
“That deserves a gold star, Peanut.” Wade says as he waves one around, “You might need to get me more for Valentine’s Day. Oooh, maybe even get some different colored stars as well.” Wade licked his lips as he watched Logan blush and squirm. “Are you ready for your gold star?” Logan whines in answer.
Scott feels like his brain is short circuiting as he watches Wade twirl his finger at Logan. Scott bites his lip as he imagines what they had been up to and where Wade is going to put it.
“Stars and garters!” Hank yells in surprise as he catches Scott in the entrance. Noticing Wade and Logan doing something with a gold star while Scott is watching. “Do I even want to know or should I just wait for the MR email or visit?”
Hank swears his fur is going to turn grey before his time. He wonders when Ororo is going to approve his time off.