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1. The Perfect Boy’s Loser (Stan Marsh) by zenzen222

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Craig Tucker
   • Eric Cartman
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Other South Park Characters
   • Stan Marsh is in Love with Kyle Broflovski
   • Kyle Broflovski is in Love with Stan Marsh
   • Protective Stan Marsh
   • Jealous Stan Marsh
   • Basketball Player Kyle Broflovski
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Delusions
   • this is so dumb
   • lol
   • This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • High School
   • No Smut
   • Because of Reasons

   Summary

   A new girl transfers to South Park High and falls in love with the man of her dreams, Kyle Broflovski. She plans to make him fall for her and snatch him right up, but a certain someone keeps standing in her way.

   Stanley fucking Marsh.

   Wherever Kyle is, Stan is right beside him.

   Now she needs to find a way to help Kyle get rid of the viscous parasite, eyes too covered in orange tinted glass to see the underlying truths to their seemingly “fake” friendship.

    —

   OR Random ahh girl joins school is Super delusional abt Kyle, thinks Kyle hates Stan, but in reality Stan n Kyle r liderly dating like girl bai. Give this a shot I promise it’s funny hehe.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,413

   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

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