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1. no spill blood by JayTheRad

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
   • Senju Tobirama
   • Uchiha Madara
   • Original Characters
   • COWBOY AU BABYYYY
   • Slavery
   • Sex Work
   • neither are really graphic
   • Case Fic
   • Travel
   • Songfic
   • No Smut
   • i know! from me? no smut? really?
   • Gun Violence
   • i know the taglist is dark but this is pretty much a comedy
   • Humor
   • Angst
   • Banter
   • Bickering
   • haters to lovers?
   • there was only one tent
   • Uchiha Madara is a Little Shit
   • Senju Tobirama is a Little Shit
   • theyre little shits to each other
   • Falling In Love
   • Insults as a Love Language
   • on a quest for the plot relevant object
   • Slow Burn
   • Drunk Dancing
   • respecting boundaries! yeehaw!
   • Trust
   • no beta we die like our lord and saviour jesus christ
   • Uchiha Madara is Trying
   • Senju Tobirama is Not Amused
   • (ok he is. just a little bit. dont tell madara)
   • Senju Tobirama is Part Hatake
   • In Character
   • I promise
   • mild depictions of violence
   • Alternate Universe - Western

   Summary

   Madara is sent on a mission by Hashirama to find Hashirama's stupid fucking good for nothing godforsaken Signet ring.

   After accidentally becoming an accessory to murder, Tobirama agrees to help.

   They learn to get along.

   ...Eventually.

   Series

   • Part 1 of dead or alive

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,380

   Chapters:

   4/10

   Comments:

   64

   Kudos:

   48

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

   644