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Oikawa:
i wanna add another setter!
Suga:
Oh?
Who?
Oikawa:
he's from inarizaki (‘’๑>•̀๑)ᕗ
Kageyama:
Is it the setter twin?
Oikawa:
yep
atsumu miya (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
Shirabu:
Oh god another one
Oikawa:
boo killjoy
Yahaba:
Getting to know another setter isn't going to kill you
Shirabu:
Yes it will
I'll have a heart attack
Kenma:
real
Akaashi:
Kenma no
Semi:
the name sounds familiar
is he the blond one of the twins?
Oikawa:
yep
is everyone okay with adding him?
since he's a setter too (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
Semi:
sure
Yahaba:
Yeah
Shirabu:
Fuck no
Kenma:
no
Akaashi:
I'm fine with it
Kageyama:
I don’t like him
Oikawa:
what (|| ꒪ □ ꒪`ᴗ)
Semi:
any reason why though?
Suga:
Oh it’s the setter of the Miya twins?
Oh
Ohhhhh
Yahaba:
That’s oddly suspicious?
Kenma:
he knows something
Akaashi:
What’s wrong?
Kageyama:
Suga-san
Suga:
Sorry Kageyama
Kageyama:
Suga-san
Semi:
don’t fall for it kou
Kenma:
stay strong
Suga:
Well
There was an incident between the Inarizaki setter and Hinata
Semi:
?
what sort of incident
Suga:
Um
Something about how he’ll set for Hinata one day?
Oikawa:
ooooooohhh
so tobio-chan is jealous (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
Kageyama:
I’m not jealous
Suga-san you promised you wouldn’t tell
Suga:
Ahh I’m sorry
I’ll buy you meat buns after practice?
Kenma:
what
i want to set for Shoyo
Semi:
mmm i honestly want to try too
Akaashi:
I have set for him before
He’s very excitable
Rather like Bokuto-san actually
Shirabu:
Eh I respect him as a spiker
Yahaba:
Wasn’t your team beaten by them
And same here
Shirabu:
As if yours wasn’t??
Suga:
Now now
No team politics in this chat remember?
Kageyama:
Why do so many people want to set for that boke
Oikawa:
you’ve seen him!
i want to set for him too ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡
Kageyama:
You can’t
Yahaba:
We get it you’re head over heels for him
Kageyama:
No
I’m not
Oikawa:
denial is a hard phase to live in (っ◞‸◟ c)
Yahaba:
Confessing is right there
Kenma:
best choice
Suga:
Easy for you to say
Oikawa:
so can i add him
Kageyama:
…Fine
Suga:
It’s because he respects Miya as a setter
Akaashi:
That’s fair
He’s an exceptional setter
Oikawa:
incoming!
Oikawa has added Atsumu
Atsumu:
oh?
what’s this?
Shirabu:
Oh great another one
Yahaba:
You love us
Shirabu:
I’d trade all of you for a katsu sandwich any day
Yahaba:
Shirabu this is why you don't have friends
Shirabu:
I don't want to hear that from you of all people
Atsumu:
hey wait
are ya that shiratorizawa setter with weird ass bangs??
Yahaba:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHA
He clocked your ass
Semi:
well i like him already
Atsumu:
i’ve been told that i’m a very likeable person
Shirabu:
Oh are you now
Say which twin are you again?
Atsumu:
the better looking one
Shirabu:
So the one with gray hair?
Atsumu:
what
no
obviously not??
im way better looking than samu
Yahaba:
Aren’t you twins
Atsumu:
yeah and
Shirabu:
Oh so the loud obnoxious one with hair that looks like it’s never even heard of toner before?
What even made you choose that shade
Did you really see it and think yeah this wouldn’t make my hair look like piss at all
Your twin made a better choice
At least gray’s unique
Stereotypical as fuck
Semi:
wow that’s relatively nice
Shirabu:
You should be honoured
Atsumu:
that’s nice??
Akaashi:
Fairly
Atsumu:
i was personally attacked??
well i sure feel welcome
is this normal
Yahaba:
I mean you did insult him first
Suga:
Anyway!
Should we introduce ourselves?
I’m Sugawara Koushi, third year from Karasuno!
Semi:
semi eita, third year from shiratorizawa
Akaashi:
I’m Akaashi Keiji from Fukurodani, in my second year
Oikawa:
oikawa tooru, third year from seijoh (⸝⸝>•̀⸝⸝)✧
Yahaba:
Yahaba Shigeru, second year from Seijoh
Kenma:
kozume kenma second year nekoma
Shirabu:
Shirabu Kenjiro, second year from Shiratorizawa
Kageyama:
Kageyama Tobio second year Karasuno
Atsumu:
damn
miya atsumu, second year from inarizaki
the better twin obviously
so this is a setter's chat huh
Shirabu:
No it's for liberos
Obviously it's a setter's chat
Did all that dye seep into your brain
Atsumu:
excuse me
i'll have ya know i'm plenty smart
Shirabu:
Sure as hell doesn't sound like it
Yahaba:
Semi-san he's rabid again
Semi:
well what do you want me to do about it
Suga:
I don’t know Eita, maybe try not getting pushed around by your kouhai?
Semi:
you try having him as your kouhai and tell me how it is
Suga:
No I like my kouhai
Semi:
why am i still here
Shirabu:
Oh are we bullying Semi-san now?
Semi:
kenjiro watch me add salt into your strawberry matcha
Shirabu:
I’ll reset all the tuning pegs of your guitar
Semi:
how are you even getting to my guitar??
Shirabu:
Tendou-san often misplaces his keys
Atsumu:
so is this normal or
Akaashi:
Yes
I suggest ignoring it whenever this happens
Atsumu:
oh so he’s just like that with everyone
Yahaba:
It’s mostly to Semi-san
Atsumu:
ohhhh
is it because
Suga:
It’s probably whatever you’re thinking
Atsumu:
ah got it
Semi:
if i wanted to get my relationship analysed i would’ve consulted a therapist
Oikawa:
sometimes i think you and shira-chan could use a relationship therapist "( – ⌓ – )
Kenma:
you could too
Oikawa:
ken-chan!
Yahaba:
Dating life is amazing
Atsumu:
ohhh?
Shirabu:
Oh my god you’re one of those
Atsumu:
hey i can appreciate some good gossip
Suga:
Kenma and Yahaba are the only ones dating right now
The rest are
Well
Akaashi:
And what about you?
Atsumu:
nah
Yahaba:
You’re not slick Akaashi
??
That was too fast
Kenma:
oh he does
Atsumu:
no??
Oikawa:
ahh another one in denial ૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა
Kageyama:
Practice is starting soon
Suga:
Oh right
Semi:
oh shit
———
Yahaba:
Oikawa-san getting hit in the head by Iwaizumi-san counter: 5
Oikawa:
why are you keeping count??
and it was four <(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)>
Semi:
why are YOU keeping count???
Oikawa:
so i can defend myself against these accusations!
Akaashi:
Was it because he was distracted again?
Yahaba:
Yeah
Oikawa:
iwa-chan is so mean to me (•̀⤙•́ )
Shirabu:
I'm surprised by how much he puts up with you
Oikawa:
shira-chan Σ(°□°˶) !!
you're even meaner than him
Yahaba:
Yeah but he's all bark no bite
Shirabu:
You wanna go
Yahaba:
Nevermind he's all bark and bite
My condolences Semi-san
Semi:
thanks
Shirabu:
For the record it's because they started it
Atsumu:
ya sound like some kind of thug
Semi:
if i were you i'd be counting my blessings right now
Shirabu:
So how far is Hyogo from Miyagi
Akaashi:
They are almost on opposite ends of Japan
Atsumu:
hell yeah
ya ain't touching me
Shirabu:
Shame
There’s always a next time
Atsumu:
that’s fuckin’ ominous
Shirabu:
Those are big words you’re using
Atsumu:
oh fuck ya
Suga:
Oh by the way Miya-san
What's the number of your libero?
Noya wants to add them to the libero chat
Atsumu:
ooo sure gimme a moment
also just call me atsumu
miya-san sounds stuffy
and also reminds me of samu
goes for all of ya
Kenma:
just call me kenma too
Atsumu:
ya got it
———
Yahaba:
(link)
Atsumu-san you look constipated in this interview
Atsumu:
okay firstly i always look amazing
secondly I HAD MY REASONS
Oikawa:
which are…?
i agree with ya-chan you look like you're going to throw up (;‘• - •`; )
Akaashi:
Are you alright, Atsumu-san?
Atsumu:
just atsumu is fine
and i'll have ya know
it's cuz i talked to omi before that
Suga:
Who's that?
Atsumu:
sakusa kiyoomi
Oikawa:
???
isn't he the one of the top three high school aces in japan ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
Akaashi:
Ah that's why his name sounded so familiar
Semi:
ohh ushijima and him are friendly
i think
Kageyama:
Oh
He's cool
Atsumu:
cool???
all i did was say hi
and he looked at me like i was some kinda germ on his shoe
and walked right past me
who tf does that
Suga:
But you call him Omi?
Atsumu:
yea ta annoy him
Oikawa:
it sounds more like a pet name than anything ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
Yahaba:
Like how you call Iwaizumi-san Iwa-chan?
Oikawa:
that's different!!!
Semi:
pfft wasn't it because you couldn't pronounce his full name when you were younger
Oikawa:
it's a hard name to pronounce (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!
Shirabu:
It really isn't
Oikawa:
why are we talking about this
can we go back to atsumu calling sakusa-san a pet name
Atsumu:
IT IS NOT A PET NAME
Semi:
whoa dude chill
Atsumu:
sunarin said the same thing
its not a dang pet name
Yahaba:
Okay then
What's the relationship between you two?
Atsumu:
fuck if i know
Kenma:
enemies to lovers
Atsumu:
my life is not a trope
and no never???
Suga:
Noya said Akagi-san said that you've been annoying Sakusa-san since you two met
And that there's some sort of homoerotic rivalry going on
Atsumu:
he's lying
Yahaba:
(link: video clip of an interview with Sakusa Kiyoomi, who looked like he wanted to be anywhere but there. He's asked, “would you want Atsumu Miya as your setter?” Sakusa's face soured instantly at the mention of the blond, scrunching up under his mask and he dryly stated, “I'd rather die of bacterial infection.”)
Akaashi:
Goodness
Oikawa:
and sakusa-san has mysophobia too (ᵕ — ᴗ —)
Kenma:
it seems
mutual
Atsumu:
im telling ya he hates my guts
Shirabu: replying to ‘Noya said Akagi-san…’
I wonder why
Truly a mystery
Atsumu:
are ya mocking me i feel like yer mockin me
Akaashi:
So you two are familiar with each other?
Atsumu:
i guess??
he's annoying as fuck
Shirabu:
As you've said
Repeatedly
Kageyama:
Hinata thinks he's cool
Suga:
He thinks everyone's cool
Atsumu:
no way
that fucker aint cool
im even cooler than him
tell him that
Kageyama:
No
Atsumu:
boo lame
———
Semi:
if i have to listen to satori talk about ushijima one more time i will commit a crime
Shirabu:
Loser
Semi:
yep im going to jail
Suga:
What about Emiko
You’re just going to abandon your little sister like that?
Wowwwww Eita
Semi:
fuck you're right
Suga:
I'm always right
Oh I sound like Oikawa
Semi:
you sound like Oikawa
Yahaba:
You sound like Oikawa-san
Kageyama:
That sounds like Oikawa-san
Oikawa:
??
i didn't even say anything??
what is this slander (¬_ ´¬ )
Semi:
you've said something along those lines 82 times
Oikawa:
okay fuck you <(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)>
Akaashi:
Good morning everyone
I just dragged a screaming Atsumu away from Sakusa-san
Yahaba:
Good morning Akaashi!
Oh
Suga:
You what now
Kenma:
komori was doing the same for sakusa
Semi:
what happened
Akaashi:
Kenma and I were walking around when we saw Atsumu and his twin
As well as Suna Rintarou
Naturally we went up to say hi
Kenma:
you dragged me
Akaashi:
No, Bokuto-san and Kuroo-san dragged the both of us
Kenma:
ugh
Akaashi:
And then a few minutes after we came across Sakusa-san and Komori-san
Oikawa:
hmm?
that name sounds familiar
Kageyama:
He's one of the top high school liberos
Akaashi:
Yes
He recognised us and waved
Which then led into an argument between Atsumu and Sakusa-san which escalated
Yahaba:
Back up I think you skipped a few things
Akaashi:
Oh no I didn't
They started yelling the moment they saw each other
Or well Atsumu did
Semi:
uhh about
Akaashi:
I've no idea
Kenma:
sakusa called him a bitch
and then gave him the most disgusted look ive ever seen
i need to learn from him
Akaashi:
Kenma
Kenma:
what
Semi:
not that im surprised but why
Shirabu:
It's probably because of some idiotic reason
Or for no reason at all
Atsumu:
all i said was at least the mask saved us from having to look at his ugly face
Semi:
hate to agree with shirabu but
Shirabu:
See you recognise my superiority
Semi:
im older than you you brat
Shirabu:
Semantics
Get me a strawberry matcha
Semi:
kids these days
ordering their senpai around
back in my day we respected our seniors
Suga:
You sound like you're fifty
Semi:
koushi we're the same age
Suga:
And
Semi:
we both have gray hair
Suga:
Hey I look good with it
Shirabu:
Semi-san my matcha
Semi:
yeah yeah brat
Yahaba:
Why matcha
It's literally grass
Shirabu:
You could touch some grass
Yahaba:
Just say you're jealous that I've got a boyfriend and you don't
Akaashi:
Ah also
I think Atsumu has a crush on Sakusa-san
Atsumu:
whAT
Kenma:
you said that too fast
Kageyama:
Oh
Is that what it is
Oikawa:
hah if even Tobio-chan picked up on it
Atsumu:
i don't like him??
why would i like him
he's annoying and won't stop insulting me from head to toe
Shirabu:
Isn't that a normal reaction to you?
Atsumu:
what
Shirabu:
Nothing
Suga:
Are you all okay though?
Akaashi:
Except for some second-hand embarrassment, yes we are
Kenma:
also
it was because we saw sakusa wiping komori's cheek
atsumu was just jealous
Yahaba:
And it gets even better
Oikawa:
oh? ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º)
Atsumu:
i was not jealous
this is slander and i aint standing for it
Akaashi:
And why else would you storm up to them and start yelling in public?
Kenma:
like an idiot
Shirabu:
Like an asshole with no sense of manners or public decency
Oh sorry I meant idiot
Atsumu:
aren't ya supposed to be nicer when correcting yerself
Shirabu:
I was being nicer
Kageyama:
Isn't Komori-san Sakusa-san's cousin?
Yahaba:
He’s what
Oikawa:
what??
Suga:
The plot thickens?
Akaashi:
Is he?
They don’t have much similarities
Semi:
oh yeah he is
ushijima mentioned that before
Atsumu:
…
Yahaba:
HAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Kenma:
lol
Shirabu:
That's embarrassing
Oikawa:
HAH tsumu-chan .·°՞( ̑ ᗜ ̑ )՞°·.
Akaashi:
I apologise for laughing
Atsumu:
i
Atsumu has left the chat
Shirabu:
Good riddance
Yahaba:
He's never living this down
Akaashi:
Well
At least that's been resolved
Hopefully they'll have a better relationship
———
Yahaba:
(link: shaky video of Atsumu and Sakusa arguing with each other. Komori is attempting to intervene while Aran and Ginjima are actively dragging Atsumu away, his shouts decreasing in volume until a door slams shut and all is quiet. The video frame flips to Osamu behind the shoulder of the person videoing, on the floor convulsing with silent laughter. It shows a hint of Suna as well, the one recording, brown hair and shoulders trembling to keep himself together.)
Akaashi you were saying
Akaashi:
Well I guess it was too much to hope for