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“You've got to be fragging kidding me…”
Bee said as he looked into the mirror.
While he was sleeping, the Terrans took it upon themselves to paint their mentor…rainbow.
There was no way he could let anyone see him like this, especially Breakdown. Dear Primus, the Stunticon would never let him live it down.
“Hey Bee, have you seen the-”
Arcee said, opening the door to his room before she stopped herself as she saw the…new paint job.
“Oh. My. Primus.”
“Not a single word to anyone.”
Bee gritted through his teeth.
“Yeah that's not happening.”
Arcee said as she quickly disappeared.
Great.
Bee looked down hallways before entering them, dreading the possibility of anyone running into him. He was just trying to make it to the washracks in peace.
Suddenly his shoulders were grabbed from behind and it scared the pit out of him, his engine receiving a jumpstart. He turned around and saw Breakdown. Oh no…
“What's up Bee? Heard you got a new paint job.”
Breakdown said as he tried to hold in his laugh.
Bee sighed.
“Breakdown, I'm not in the mood. I'm just trying to get to the washracks.”
“Hey, Bee. I triple dog dare ya to go out into the main corridor and let everyone see you like this.”
“Oh frag no, why would I do that?”
Bee refused.
“Cause if you don't, I'll upload the footage of our first race.”
Oh. Oh Primus.
“You wouldn't dare.”
“Oh, I would dare.”
Breakdown smirked.
Great. Now Bee had to choose which is worse. Being publicly embarrassed by letting everyone see him in rainbow colors, or being publicly embarrassed by letting everyone and the internet see how horribly he did during their first race and how Bee flipped over as his tire got caught in a hole.
He made his decision, he chose death.
“Well?”
Breakdown asked.
“Fine. I'll go out into the main corridor.”
Bumblebee opened the door to the main corridor with the keypad, walking inside. As soon as he stepped foot in there, half the room erupted in laughter.
The embarrassment ate away at him, making his face feel hot.
“Okay I did it, now I'm leaving.”
Bee quickly walked out, walking back out into the hallway, Breakdown following him.
“I'm going to the washracks now.”
“Oh by the way, I was never going to upload that video of our first race. That's like…a sacred memory.”
Bee stared at the Stunticon in shock before he started smacking him on the side of the helm.
“You afthole!!!