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1. give me your prayers up on your feet (and i'll give you a show, it helps fill the seats) by Chaotic_Desires for marshiestars

   Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, No Fandom  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   20 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Double Trouble (She-Ra)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) & Bill Cipher & The Once-ler (The Lorax)
   • Ben Solo | Kylo Ren & Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF) & Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos
   • Original Character(s) & The Sexymen
   • The Traffic Light Trio (Sexymen)
   • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Double Trouble (She-Ra)
   • Mordecai Heller
   • Bill Cipher
   • Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda)
   • The Once-ler (The Lorax)
   • Affogato Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Bradley Uppercrust III
   • Black Hat
   • Murdoc Niccals
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Relationships
   • Crack Crossover
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Alastor is So Done (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Double Trouble Is So Done (She Ra)
   • Everyone Has Issues
   • Rivalry
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • i finally have a beta reader
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • yes beta we die like everyone's patience
   • Affogato Cookie (Cookie Run) Has A Jester Kink
   • It's only hinted at though
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is Down Bad (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Eventual Relationships
   • Vox Bashing (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Title from a Burn The Ballroom song
   • Song: Whisper (Burn the Ballroom)
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Clay | Dream is Not a Villain (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Song Lyrics
   • we ball

   Summary

   After Vox was rejected entry to the Sexymanor by the Sexymen, he sought out another group to wipe the smug smile off of Alastor’s face—which happened to be the Twitter Bitches. One minute, he and Dream are at each others’ throats, and suddenly and now he’s suddenly in cahoots with him?

   Belos and Kylo are skeptical. Bill is annoyed, Once Ler is concerned, and Alastor doesn’t care. Ghirahim is intrigued, Mordecai is disgusted, Double Trouble needs a drink, Affogato is betting that the relationship lasts two weeks, and Samantha has a sneaking suspicion this is all for show, and that Vox is doing it to get Alastor.

   Series

   • Part 11 of Sardonic Sexymen

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   27,480

   Chapters:

   12/30

   Comments:

   13

   Kudos:

   4

   Hits:

   117