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Oscar the Crouch
(1:57)
Hello Rem of the Romulus
I was just beginning to inquire
If
You were going to bother and show up for
balls today?
(1:58)
Answer me plez thanks xx
Za Wolf
(1:58)
I’m standing
Outside
Doors locked
(1:59)
I can see you
Pick up your phone bitch
Wait shi
Remus’ nuts-cracker
Barty
(2:56)
So it seems
Our dear Remus has had quite the eventful balls conditioning!
Not very good is it loops?
Remus
(2:56)
I hate you
SO much
And stop texting on the group chat when you’re sitting four feet away from me.
Ew
Stop wiggling your toes in my direction
Pandora
(2:57)
Tell me
Spill
I hate being sick
Xeno
(2:57)
Hi guys!
[replied to Barty’s chat]
we shouldn’t call
our classes such rude names you guys, it’s not nice to the teachers.
Remus
(2:57)
Who genuinely invited you
Get off our group chat pls
Xeno
(2:57)
Hey!
Why is everyone being so mean today 🥺
Barty
(2:58)
Eurgh
That emoji alone
is ban worthy
“Barty” has removed “Xeno”
from “Remus’ nuts-cracker”
Pandora
(2:59)
Soz about him
Poor boy might be crying backstage now
Oh well
I’ll give him a little kiss afterschool
Remus
(3:00)
Pls don’t tell me about that
Barty
(3:00)
Oh my dear Panda
It seems we have to bid adieu now
Hoochy is looking as if she’ll have our heads
Bye bye!!
Pandora
(3:01)
Bye bye babe
Always a pleasure!
Room D-43
James
(4:13)
Let out early
Outside of Moons’ class
Wow thats a lot of ass
🤯
Remus
(4:15)
Stay I’ll be out in a minute
Also pls never visit my class again
If it will end in that
Peter
(4:16)
You really can’t talk J
I was forced to watch you sing about blue balls last year
Sirius
(4:16)
Oh yes that!
I was
cough cough
“Sick”
James
(4:17)
I hate you all
Oh also Moons
Gid said
“Nice ass”
While staring at you
Think it was meant to be a private comment
Remus
(4:17)
I’ll be out in a MINUTE
Keep that stuff off of the groupchat
Sirius
(4:20)
Wait what
Who said that
Gideon?
Gideon Prewett??
Guys
Are you there
(4:21)
Guys
Peter
(4:30)
My detention is taking fucking ages
I’m hiding my fone under the table
Could anyone buy me chocolate digestives from tuck pls
Pay you back
Remus
(4:31)
Did you get a detention for your shit English because what genuinely is “fone.”
Yes I’ll buy you them
But be careful Pads might have eaten them all before you even get back
Peter
(4:31)
Pls no
☹️
Sirius
(5:02)
Wait the ones in the dorm
On the desk
They were for you?
Oh
Well I need to say something
Peter
(5:10)
I’m gonna fucking kill myself
Solar Eclipse
Moons
(11:28)
Prongs
About Gideon
Could you elaborate?
Sunshine
(11:29)
Yeah mate!!!
Uhm he said
Well he stared at your butt first
Then he said “Nice ass” like I told you
Kinda under his breath but I was v close
Then you looked towards us from inside the studio
And he looked away and just said something about needing to go pick up his English book or smth!
Moons
(11:31)
Right
Mhm
Thanks
Could you maybe send me over his number?
If u have ofc
Sunshine
(11:32)
Yeah!
It is
+44 **********
😊
Moons
(11:36)
Thanks prongs
Go to sleep now
And turn your fucking brightness down
I can see you giggling from here.
It looks like the lord himself has contacted you
Sunshine
(11:37)
Will do!
Night night ❤️
Moons
(11:38)
Night <3
Power Rangers
Sirius
(4:30)
Hello all
Since it is a friday
And a beautiful one at that
I was wondering if anyone would be up for
Drinks and games in our room at 6?
Marlene
(4:32)
YES
YESSSS
I LOVE ALCHO
Lily
(4:32)
Her phone’s been confiscated
We would love to
We as in
Me, Marlene, Mary, and Alice
Sirius
(4:33)
Yayyyyyyyyy
Anywho where’s Remus
I have James and Pete with me
Remus
(4:34)
Here
I’ll be there but probably at 7-8
I’m with Barts atm
[image seen]
Sirius
(4:34)
Why
Remus
(4:35)
Huh
Sirius
(4:35)
Why are you with Barty?
What are you doing?
Remus
(4:36
Well we obviously just had ballet together last thing
And he wants me to help him pull this guy from theatre
So
Here we are
Sirius
(4:37)
Okay
Why does he have no shirt on?
Remus
(4:37)
Pads
It’s the start of september
It’s bloody warm
Sirius
(4:37)
Oh yeh
Mhm
Alice
(4:38)
…Okay
That was painful to read
Aside from those weird texts
We can wait to start drinking at 8 when Remus gets there
We’ll just play some games before then
James
Nice!
See you lot soon!!😊😊
Lily
See you
Remus
Yep see you
Sirius
Bye!!
Night time sky
Sirius
(7:46)
Moony
Are you close?
I’ve saved you your favourite😕
Remus
(7:47)
Just walking through the common room
Thanks Pads
You wanna drink together?
Sirius
Mhm
I’m in the corner of the room
I’ve set up a pillow fort for us
Remus
Thats sounds nice
I’ll just be one minute
Sirius
Alright Moony
I’m waiting
Power Rangers
Alice
(00:17)
I’m holding Mary’s hair rn
But I was wondering
Has anyone seen Remus and Sirius?
James
(00:17)
nkpw
no
Marlene
(00:18)
They privbaly
Lick
Eahcotherz
Bumw
Peter
(00:19)
I think they went to go steal snacks from the girls room
Lily
(00:20)
Oh yeah they did
Gave them my key
Sirius dropped it a few times before he managed to fully hold it
So I think they’ll be awhile
Alice
(00:21)
Okay!
Op I have sick on my sock now
I’m logging out of the world
Should I Stay or Should I Go
Menstrual Pads
(3:46)
Jamesieeee
[image seen]
Loik at my babi
Prongsie
(3:47)
I wish I wasn’t sober for this
First:
is that Mary’s bed
Secondly:
Why is there a bloody cat in it
Thirdly:
What have you been doing for the past three hours
Menstrual Pads
(3:49)
Well
My babi Moobs
We went to the gurls roon
And then!
Dun dun dub
There a cat comws in throigh the window
And Moony takes it unto his arms
And snyggles with it
So I sing
“Go to slewp moony baby!”
You know thr song
And now he’s asleep
With child
Prongsie
(3:52)
You mean the cat right
You haven’t impregnated him
Menstrual Pads
(3:53)
No unfoeurtunatelyy
I wanr too
Goregoeus
Prongsie
(3:57)
Lily’s coming over
Don’t fall asleep
I don’t wanna find you dead cause you choked on yer sick alright?
Menstrual Pads
(3:58)
Yeeeeepppp
I wait
Bye bye Jim Jam xx
Prongsie
(3:58)
Night night Pads!!
☺️
Monday
Menstrual Pads
(1:26)
Why did you give Remus Gideon’s number?
[Delivered]