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    “Holy shit.” Adam said.

    He was supposed to be smart. It was literally his job to problem-solve. How the hell had he not seen it before?

    It wasn’t like this was the first time something like this happened, either. The house was constantly locking them in together, or opening doors when one of them was in various states of undress.

    Christ.

    “You good, man?” Ronan asked, still chewing his bacon. Adam could practically hear his raised eyebrow.

    “Ronan.” Adam said, slowly turning towards him, “Is your magical sentient house trying to set us up?”

    Ronan winced, “I was hoping the house would knock it off before you noticed.”

     

    [AKA Ronan dreamt up a sentient Monmouth, and when Adam moves in it's very intent on getting them together]

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