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1. BABY YOU'RE A HAUNTED HOUSE by dealwiththedevil

   Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish
   • Ronan Lynch
   • Adam Parrish
   • Richard Gansey III
   • Blue Sargent
   • 300 Fox Way Women (Raven Cycle)
   • Noah Czerny
   • Henry Cheng
   • Hennessy (Dreamer Trilogy)
   • Jordan (Dreamer Trilogy)
   • sentient house au?
   • Ronan Lynch is Bad at Feelings
   • because he lets his sentient house talk for him
   • adam parrish gets out and his life is fine
   • Adam Parrish-centric
   • what if your sentient house was trying to get us to fuck
   • Haha what if
   • Magic
   • Magical Adam Parrish
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • in reference to robert parrish
   • nothing depicted on page
   • Eventual Smut
   • Falling In Love
   • Monmouth Manufacturing (Raven Cycle)
   • and its alive

   Summary

   “Holy shit.” Adam said.

   He was supposed to be smart. It was literally his job to problem-solve. How the hell had he not seen it before?

   It wasn’t like this was the first time something like this happened, either. The house was constantly locking them in together, or opening doors when one of them was in various states of undress.

   Christ.

   “You good, man?” Ronan asked, still chewing his bacon. Adam could practically hear his raised eyebrow.

   “Ronan.” Adam said, slowly turning towards him, “Is your magical sentient house trying to set us up?”

   Ronan winced, “I was hoping the house would knock it off before you noticed.”

    

   [AKA Ronan dreamt up a sentient Monmouth, and when Adam moves in it's very intent on getting them together]

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