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Summary:

"Bakugo: yeah I’m not fucking going

Midoriya: I’m in!!

Bakugo: FINE I’ll fucking go to your dumb cinema trip

Sero: bro folded under ZERO pressure 😭💔✌️"

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just a lil texting fic bc i fear we don't have enough of these

Notes:

Im lowkey nervous to post this bc my writing is like really ass but anyway I hope I didn't mischaracterise anyone too far

English IS my first language, I'm just terrible at it :(

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Class 2-A

 

Saturday, 12th Feb

6:35pm

 

Bakugo: FUCK

Bakugo: KIRI I THINK IM GAY

Bakugo: THERE'S A GUY

Bakugo: I THINK IM DYING

Bakugo: AGAIN

 

Midoriya: Kacchan don’t joke about ur death it’s not funny :(

Midoriya: And who is ‘the guy’?🤨

 

Bakugo: wait 

Bakugo: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Bakugo: WRONG FUCKING CHAT

Bakugo: THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT DEKU

 

Mina took a screenshot of chat

Bakugo deleted five messages

 

Midoriya: bruh what did I do

 

Mina: ik I’m not schizophrenic blasty fess up rn

 

Denki: wait guys I feel left out what did he say☹️

 

Mina: <screenshot>

 

Sero: OH? 

Sero: love is love ig🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💗💗💗

 

Kirishima: I SUPPORT YOU BAKUBRO THIS IS SO MANLY OF YOU TO LOVE ANOTHER MAN💪💪💪💪💪💪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

 

Bakugo: Mina sleep with one fucking eye open tonight

 

Jirou: yess join the gay club it’s so fun in here!!!!!!!

 

Todoroki: I support you rainbow flag emoji 

 

Iida: love is love we would support everyone no matter their sexual orientation 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥

Iida: though can I please remind everyone that this is a class group chat meant for the purposes of schoolwork and to please keep personal things separate thank you.

 

Bakugo left the group

Iida added Bakugo to the group

 

Bakugo: fuck off glasses

 

Iida: why do I even try

 

Midoriya: guys

 

Denki: bro is not tuff😭💔✌️

 

Jirou: Denki stfu hes lurking in the gc rn

 

Midoriya: guys

Midoriya: guys wait can we circle back to the part where kacchan said he liked someone

 

Uraraka: ofc ur asking that😭

 

Midoriya: ?? Wdym

Midoriya: I’m just curious 

 

Denki: first stage: in denial, second stage: in Bakugo 

 

Midoriya: what does that even mean??????😭😭

 

Sero: Denki… ur walking on thin ice brother

 

Denki: wait guys why do I hear footsteps outside my dorm

 

Kirishima: Denki do NOT open that door

 

Denki: hes right behind me isn’t he😟😖

Denki: wait I’m scared

 

Bakugo: should’ve thought about that huh 

 

Jirou: oh my shit is going DOWN over here

 

Mina: we lost a brave soldier today…

 

Sero: 🫡

 

Uraraka: 🫡

 

Tokoyami: 🫡

 

Tsu: 🫡

 

Kirishima:🫡

 

Todoroki: saluting face emoji

 

Jirou: 🫡

 

Mina: Denki kaminari gone but not forgotten😢

 

Denki: GUYS

Denki: IM OKAY!!

Denki: omg midoriya came down and told Bakugo to stop and he just yelled fine and turned away and then they pulled some y/n and ceo bs as they gazed longingly into each others eyes and then he told him to fuck off it was so weird 

 

Sato: everyone I baked a strawberry pie! ☺️it’s in the kitchen if anyone wants a slice

Sato: I made it just as my mother used to, I followed her recipe!!

 

Mina: omg sato I love you 

 

Jirou: HELL YESSS😛😛😛

 

Todoroki: I wish my mother baked pies instead of my face pie emoji

 

Bakugo: y’all can fight me for that fucking pie

Bakugo: the fuck? Dunce face there was no fucking longing gazing happening you fucking dipshit go get your fucking eyes checked dumbass

 

Denki: um it’s actually you’re*

 

Jirou: oh my god hes an idiot

 

Todoroki: “Go get you are fucking eyes checked”?

 

Denki: oh nvm

 

Mina: GUYS!!!! WE SHOULD!! ALL!! GO OUT TO THE CINEMA TMR!!! 

 

Uraraka: I WOULD LOVE TO!!!! but I’m too poor

 

Todoroki: I can pay for everyone

 

Mina: seriously?! That’s gonna be so expensive for the whole class!!

 

Todoroki: its okay. It’s not my money anyway, it’s my dads lol

 

Mina: ohhhhhh right😉

 

Uraraka: YAYYY

 

Momo: that sounds very fun!

 

Jirou: im in!!

 

Kirishima: me too!!

 

Sero: ^

 

Denki: YESSS

 

Iida: I would like to participate!

 

Tsu: me too :)

 

Bakugo: yeah I’m not fucking going

 

Midoriya: I’m in!!

 

Bakugo: FINE I’ll fucking go to your dumb cinema trip

 

Sero: bro folded under ZERO pressure 😭💔✌️

 

Denki: you’re* :)

 

Jirou: not quite… maybe next time sweetie 

 

Denki: aww damnit 

 

Uraraka: Bakugo is such a simp omg



8:46pm

Mina: guys mr aizawa said we misbehaved too much this week and won’t let us go out tomorrow😢😪

 

Uraraka: NOOOOOO💔💔💔💔💔💔




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Lobotomy squad

Bakugo, Mina, Denki, Sero, Kirishima and Jirou 

 

Saturday, 12th Feb

9:23pm

 

Kirishima: bakubro this is an intervention

Kirishima: what were you trying to say when u texted the gc accidentally earlier?!!!!!

Kirishima: you can tell us❤️

 

Denki: yeah bro I don’t bite

Denki: tell us everythinguhh 

 

Bakugo: no

Bakugo: it’s so stupid

Bakugo: ugh

Bakugo: fine

Bakugo: I’m in love with somebody in our class.

Bakugo: but this is so bad hes the one person I CANNOT like

 

Sero: oh midobro? Yeah we all know

 

Denki: yeah it’s pretty obvious man😣

 

Bakugo: fuckkk

Bakugo: this is so so bad 

 

Mina: brooooo he likes you so bad 

Mina: the only ones that can’t tell are you and himself lol

 

Bakugo: goddamnit 

Bakugo: fuck you all

Bakugo: I shouldn't have told any of you 

 

Bakugo deleted 6 messages!

 

Kirishima: nooo bro don’t be like that

 

Jirou: WAIT guys I just got here pls fill me in

 

Denki: bakugay is inlove with midohoe

 

Jirou: wait I thought they were already confirmed canon

Jirou: how are y’all still not dating yet

 

Denki: exactlyyyy like making out would be less gay atp 

 

Mina: do they know it’s legal now😭😭

 

Bakugo: 🖕🖕🖕

 

Sero: somewhere in another universe a teenage girl prolly writing fan fiction of them rn✌️💔

 

Denki: bruh stop breaking the fourth wall 😭

Denki: anyone else hear ominous footsteps behind them rn?😭✌️✌️

Denki: oh no

Denki: its my time now gng✌️been a good run

 

Mina: sigh I’ll go get the fire extinguisher😔

 

Sero: oh we ALL boutta die💔✌️




Class 2-a group chat

 

Sunday, 13th Feb

8:38am

 

Mina: Valentine’s Day coming up soon so yall better start making gifts😛😛😛

 

Bakugo: like I would ever do sappy shit like that stfu 

 

Denki: *he says as he carefully crafts a love card for a certain someone in this gc* 

 

Bakugo: don’t pmo. 

 

Midoriya: wait who

 

Sero: using italics and a full stop ain’t gonna make u scarier lil bro

 

Bakugo: fuck you

 

Midoriya: wait guys who

Midoriya: for gods sake 

Midoriya: GUYS stop ignoring me 

Midoriya: OMG can someone please just tell me who kacchan likes??? I feel so left out right now

 

Tsuyu: …

 

Uraraka: yk damn well

 

Midoriya: no I don’t??? PLEASE TELL ME 

 

Bakugo: omg actually stfu I hate you actually gtfo

 

Bakugo kicked Midoriya from the group

 

Iida: Who gave Bakugo admin?

 

Kirishima: yk bud if u keep doing stuff like like u ain’t gonna have a chance with him🙏

 

Bakugo: i panicked

 

Denki: Son😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m crine😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Bakugo changed Denki’s name to Fuck you

 

Fuck you: bruh what did I even do

 

Iida changed Fuck you’s name to Denki

Iida has removed Bakugo from admin

 

Iida: changing people’s usernames is against the group chat rules!

 

Bakugo: fuck you

 

Sero: yk my dorms next to midobros I hear crying through the walls rn 

 

Bakugo: fuck

 

Bakugo left the group!

 

Sero: yall know I don’t actually hear anything right

 

Mina: at least they’re talking ig

Mina: lol ig

 

Kirishima: lol ig

 

Denki: lol ig

Denki: valentine’s coming up…@jirou

 

Jirou: I’m a lesbian sorry bro

 

Denki: aww dang it 

 

Jirou: valentines coming up…@yayorozu be my gf?🥹

 

Yayorozu: yes!!

Yayorozu: candlelight dinner is booked for the 14th❤️

 

Denki: aww shucks

Denki: I swing both ways and I’m still single😞😞why does god hate me

 

Shinso: both ways? 😏

 

Mina: oh my god I forgot ur in our class now

 

Denki: hey @shinso I like what your implying hmu😏

 

Todoroki: everyone 

Todoroki: mr aizawas cat is in the dorms

 

Uraraka: omg wait 

Uraraka: KITTYYYYUHH

Uraraka: On my way!

Uraraka: gosh damn autocorrect 

 

Tsuyu: make sure it dosent leave I’m coming down now

 

Hagakure: AWWW KITTY 🐈 

 

Iida: I too would like to meet the feline!

 

Denki: I’m litterally On my way! 

 

Todoroki: hi everyone I was lying the cat is not here

Todoroki: Sero said that it’s fun to tell people lies as a joke 

Todoroki: he was right this is very fun!

 

Denki: bruh

 

Uraraka: sho how DARE you💔

Uraraka: my parents could never afford a cat😞

 

Todoroki: oh so you wanna go childhood trauma for childhood trauma huh?

 

Uraraka: bruh

 

Monoma added themself to the group!

 

Sero: what the fuck

 

Denki: how did bro add himself to the group I’m crying 😭😭😭

 

Mina: wrong class gc buddy💔

 

Monoma: HAHAHAHAHA 

Monoma: see how easy it was to infiltrate your group chat??!!!!

Monoma: CLASS A HAS NO SENSE OF CYBER SECURITY!!!!!!!!

Monoma: I WILL be telling principal next about this !!

 

Uraraka: PRINCIPAL NEXT IM CRYING OH MY GOSH

 

Jirou: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jirou: IM TELLING PRINCIPAL NEZU U CALLED HIM NEXT

 

Denki: son😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Iida kicked Monoma from the group

Iida added Bakugo and Midoriya to the group

 

Denki: uhm anyway

Denki: guyssss next movie night can we watch how the grink stole Christmas 

Denki: PLEASE 🙏 

 

Jirou: the grink?😭

 

Denki: aw ffs yall know what I mean 

 

Mina: bro we are NOT watching that it’s litterally februruareuary

Mina: how tf you spell feburarururary

 

Todoroki: spell what was it?

 

Mina: the one after January bitch

Mina: valentines month 

 

Midoriya: hi everyone I’m back! ☺️

Midoriya: OKAY so I went into the kitchens right…

Midoriya: and… guess what

 

Jirou: omg was the grink there

 

Denki: JIROU SYFM

 

Midoriya: no?? What does that even mean

Midoriya: what is a grink????

 

Denki: dw abt it lil bro

 

Midoriya: uhh ok well mr aizawas cat is in the dorms everyone

 

Uraraka: u BETTER not be lying I’m On my way! 

 

Midoriya: oh nevermind it went out the window

 

Uraraka: BROOOOOOOOO💔💔💔

Uraraka: TS BOUTTA BE ON SIGHT 

Uraraka: FUCK ALL OF YOU

 

1:05pm

 

Tokoyami: Mr Aizawa’s Cat Has Now Left The Dorms 

<photo> (a picture of a small grey cat on a windowsill)

 

Denki: Blud Why Are You Typing Like This

 

Aoyama: au revoir mon petit chat🤍

 

Hagakure: yeah nobody knows what you just said 

 

Uraraka: AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ALERT ME THAT IT CAME IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!!!

Uraraka: R U KIDDING MEEEEEEEE

Uraraka: I JUST WANNA SEE THE CAT💔💔💔💔

 

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Private chat between Bakugo and Midoriya

 

Monday, 14th Feb. 

11:43am

 

Kacchan: hey

Kacchan: nerd

 

Deku: bruh stop texting in class mr aizawas gonna kill us😖😖😖

 

Kacchan: uh

Kacchan: meet me by the fountain after class 

 

Deku: okay Kacchan!!!

Deku: see you soon :)

Deku: that is if mr aizawa dosent murder me first for having my phone out rn

 

Kacchan: see u then ig

 

Deku: WAIT 

Deku: I was gonna ask

Deku: are you taking anyone out for valentines? 

 

Kacchan: what?! U tryna hit on me or something!?

 

Deku: WAIT NK NOT LIKE THAT

Deku: I meant like 

Deku: just off the top of my head I know like 12 girls in our year that are planning to ask you out at some point

Deku: and I know u don’t like the attention so I was just gonna give you a heads up! ;)

 

Kacchan: oh

Kacchan: thanks ig

 

Deku: it’s fine Kacchan!!

Sent

 

Deku: see you later!❤️

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“Bakugo! Do you mind sharing with the class what under your desk is so amusing that it's distracting you from my lecture?!”

 

The sudden jump from monotonous droning to harsh accusation caused Izuku to jump and reflexively hide his phone under his thigh. Mr Aizawa hadn’t noticed his phone, however Kacchan was less lucky. Izuku saw the tips of his ears burn red and heard him grumble as he reluctantly placed his phone on his desk.

 

He’s so pretty with that blush, was a thought he didn’t let slip into his conscious mind. 

 

As Mr Aizawa’s scarf grasped the phone and pulled it over through the air, Kacchan mumbled;

 

“Sorry sir, won’t happen again.”

 

Izuku gently kicked the back of his chair with a humoured exhale. He saw kacchan’s left hand briefly form a middle finger towards him before he ducked back down into his textbook. 

 

“You can collect it from my desk at the end of the lesson.” Mr Aizawa said with a dreary tone, however before he could place it in the drawer, it buzzed and the screen lit up, and displayed clearly on the lockscreen there was a notification that read;

 

1 message from Deku 

just now

 

Shit. The last message in their chat had only just sent. Stupid shitty wifi, Izuku cursed internally. Mr Aizawa just glanced tiredly at the device, and then back to the class, where he made eye contact with Izuku, who was very obviously trying to now hide his phone under his textbook.

 

“Seriously Midoriya? You too?” He sighed, “Hand it over then.”

 

His eyes cast themselves toward the textbook as he slowly placed his phone on the desk. 

 

“I’m really sorry sir I promise won’t use my phone in class again!” He spluttered. He could feel the heat radiating from his cheeks. 

 

Kacchan’s shoulders shook with silent laughter as the scarf yet again sailed through the air and to the right side of the classroom, this time to retrieve Izuku’s phone. It was sort of endearing; for Izuku had always loved it when Kacchan showed any gentle kind of emotion with him. It was like Kacchan was trusting him with his damaged heart, and letting him carefully take down his walls; even if it were at the glacial pace of brick by brick.

 

Izuku had always thought of Kacchan’s smile to be beautiful, even when the words that came from his lips were so contrastingly not. And as the light from the windows cast larger and larger shadows across his textbook, he realised he had never once hated Kacchan, because even while Kacchan was the meanest to Izuku that he’d ever been, Izuku was too busy admiring him to really care.

 

Even while Kacchan’s eyes stared at him with hatred, Izuku was still overjoyed, because I meant that all of Kacchan’s attention was on him.

 

He chewed on his thumb while he stared at the spiky blonde hair in front of him. 

 

Oh god, he thought. 

 

I really am in love with Kacchan, aren’t I?

 

He placed a hand over his mouth to stifle the giggle that threatened to leave his lips. 



The second lecture rolled around and Izuku, for the first time in his whole high-school life, did not take a single note. Instead he languidly gazed at the boy in front of him while he played with his pen, every now and then scribbling down little doodles of Kacchan in his margins with hearts next to his grumpy face. 



He was about halfway through Mr Aizawa’s second lecture which he was absolutely not listening to a word of, when a small ball of paper hit his downturned head. But by the time he looked up again, Kacchan was already turning around. 

 

Smiling maybe a little too wide, he unfolded the paper and read the surprisingly neat words;

 

Hey

 

Meet me after class remember 

By the fountain okay

And don’t be late

Got something I wanna ask you

 

Anyway 

Why are you so distracted??

You haven’t even taken a single note 

Usually ur all over that shit

Whats wrong

 

Izuku smiled fondly at the note. Even if it was evident that Kacchan was trying to put on a nonchalant facade, Izuku knew by his choice of words that Kacchan cared. He had noticed that Izuku seemed distracted by something and wanted to know what was wrong. Izuku wasn’t sure his heart could feel any more euphoric.

 

And so he scribbled, in his much messier handwriting, on the bottom of the note;

 

I’m fine Kacchan, I’m just a bit tired ˙◠˙

What’d you wanna ask???

 

And gently threw it onto Kacchan’s desk. He wrote for a second, paused and then scribbled something at the bottom of the paper. It wasn’t long before it returned, this time inscribed with;

 

Nope 

Not telling you

Gotta say it in person



You know I care about you right? You’re my friend.

 

Oh? That was unexpected, of course Kacchan cared about him? Of course they were now friends? Izuku could be pretty dense at times, but he knew he was emotionally intelligent, and he could read Kacchan like a book at times. He knew he used his confidence as a shield to hide his insecurities, and he knew Kacchan carried a lot of guilt, and of course he knew Kacchan wanted them to be friends. But he knew Kacchan struggled to show it, so it was out of character for him to admit such a confession as that.

 

Of course I know Kacchan don’t be silly <3

But now I’m curious as to hear what ur going to tell meeeee ^_^

It must be really important if you have to say in person

 

The note did not return this time.

 

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Private chat between Midoriya and Bakugo

 

Monday, 14th Feb

1:06pm

 

Kacchan: hey where the fuck are you

Kacchan: I’m waiting 

 

Deku: OMG IM SO SORRY

Deku: IM On my way! NOW I TOTALLY FORGOT

Deku: URARAKA WAS DISTRACTING ME WITH HER LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP AND I FORGOT 

Deku: IM SORRY 

 

Kacchan: jeez turn the caps lock off 

Kacchan: it’s okay dumbass

Kacchan: I wasn’t even waiting too long anyway

Kacchan: just get here quickly.

 

Deku: Okay Kacchan I’m coming!!!!!!!!

 

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Class 2-a

 

Monday, 14th Feb

1:09pm

 

Uraraka: hey guys me n deku were walking to the cafeteria and he suddenly looked at his phone and screamed “SHIT!” And ran away

Uraraka: anyone know what’s up w that??😭

 

Jirou: blud was prolly getting death threats from katsuki😭😭

Jirou: I mean damn he made him get his phone taken by Aizawa soooo

 

Denki: yk the big K don’t play about his phone 

 

Uraraka: I’m crying fym ‘big K’😭😭😭😭😭

 

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Katsuki didn't think his heart had ever beat this fast in his life.

 

The water fountain by which he stood was in a secluded area of the UA campus, behind the main parts of the school. Students only went past this fountain to get to the training grounds, which were closed at lunch anyway, and therefore Katsuki needn’t worry about interruptions.

 

He mindlessly kicked the gravel path with the toe of his shoe. This idiot was supposed to be here five minutes ago, he thought. Was meeting with Katsuki really such a gruelling task that Izuku forgot about their meeting completely and skived off to go and eat lunch with pink cheeks?

 

The thought made him angry. He gripped the card tightly in his left hand, slightly crinkling the red construction paper.

 

He quickly hid it in his pocket however when he heard rapid footsteps on the gravel, and looked up to see Izuku sprinting towards him.

 

“Kacchan! I’m so sorry I was completely distracted!” He all but screamed, causing a few birds to flutter from their perches on the trees.

 

He stopped just short of Katsuki, reeling over and panting as he tried to catch his breath. 

 

“S’fine, idiot. I only just got here anyway.” That was a lie.

 

“Oh, okay, good… so, why’d you bring me out here?”

 

Katsuki swallowed.

 

“I, um, I wanted to tell you something… it’s, uhm, pretty important, so don’t you dare fucking interrupt me, okay?”

 

He grumbled, though his words carried no bite. Katsuki often hid his fear through harsh words, and today was no exception.

 

Izuku nodded enthusiastically.

 

“So… y’know it’s fucking valentines or whatever,” the nervous tone felt alien on his tongue. He turned around and started digging in his bag, and only when he pulled out a small pink present bag and a little bouquet of lilies (albeit somewhat squashed), did he move to face Izuku again. 

 

He retrieved the card from his pocket, a badly cut-out heart-shaped piece of red construction paper with contrastingly neat handwriting on the inside.

 

Izuku’s eyes had grown even wider, and his pupils had dilated to the point where they nearly swallowed his whole iris. His lips had parted, and the blush dusting his cheeks was hard to miss. 

 

“So here.” He said as he scrunched his eyes shut, and thrust the presents into Izuku’s arms. “I fucking like you, okay?” 

 

Izuku was stunned into silence as he scrambled to hold all the gifts thrown into his arms, though his face was burning a bright pink.

 

“Kacchan…”

 

Katsuki was shaking like a leaf, and he too could feel heat burning from his cheeks and ears.

 

Izuku opened the card first and Katsuki watched as his huge green eyes tracked the writing. Katsuki remembered exactly what he had written;

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The extras piss me off

But not really you

 

PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE??????

 

When Katsuki saw Izuku had finished reading, he mumbled;

 

“So is it a yes or a no?” But before he could finish the sentence, Izuku placed all of the presents on the ground and leapt forwards like some sort of rabid animal, catching Katsuki completely off his guard, and tackling him to the floor. 

 

Having the full weight of Izuku land on top of him with no warning wasn’t the best feeling, but Katsuki couldn’t care less. Not when Izuku was laughing and shouting;

 

“Yes! Yes, Kacchan, I really like you too!” 

 

Izuku seemed to realise he was crushing Katsuki however, and promptly rolled off, saying, “Sorry!”

 

“S’fine.” He mumbled, sitting up and rubbing his head. 

 

“So… are we like… dating now?” Izuku asked. 

 

Katsuki paused for a moment, “I guess we are.” He admitted, still somewhat dazed.

 

He stood up and Izuku followed, standing closer than he was before. Izuku’s blush suddenly deepened, as his eyes dropped to Katsuki’s lips. Katsuki instinctively wetted them with his tongue. Izuku moved forwards, now only inches from Katsuki’s face; they were breathing the same air.

 

“If- if we’re dating now, does that mean I can kiss you?” Izuku asked, not once breaking eye contact with Katsuki's lips. 

 

“Yeah.” Katsuki breathed, and leant forward only an inch or two to close the gap. His eyes fluttered shut and he grabbed the front of Izuku’s blazer to pull him closer. Katsuki, taking the lead, gently manoeuvred Izuku backwards, until his back hit the wall of the school. Izuku’s hands tangled into Katsuki’s hair as their mouths slid against each other, and they both gasped for breath when the kiss was broken.

 

“That was my first kiss.” Katsuki panted. 

 

“Really? Mine too.” Whispered Izuku. 

 

They breathed for a second, before going right back to kissing. Katsuki ran his tongue along Izuku’s bottom lip, before biting down with his sharp teeth until he tasted the metallic taste of blood. Izuku didn't seem to mind, in fact he appeared to enjoy it, opening his lips to allow Katsuki to slide his tongue into his mouth.

 

Izuku then pulled gently on Katsuki’s hair, and Katsuki broke this kiss as a strange noise escaped from his throat. Katsuki was mortified. 

 

Did I just fucking whimper?! 

 

“Shit, Izu.”

 

Izuku just giggled, and crashed their mouths together once more. Though before it could get too heated, the shrill sound of the bell rang out across campus to signify the end of lunch break. Seriously? Lunch was forty-five minutes long, how long had they been there?

 

“Ahh that’s the bell, Kacchan, I’ll see you in class.” Izuku said, with hints of disappointment in his tone, “I need to go and apologise to Uraraka for running off when she was talking.” Izuku explained as he shuffled out from between the wall and Katsuki, who moved aside to let him out. 

 

“Yeah.” Katsuki breathed, “See you in class.” 

 

After smoothing out his blazer and fixing his tie, Izuku scooped up all of the presents into his bag, aside from the lilies, which he held as not to get then squashed. When he was done, he walked back over to Katsuki and whispered in his ear; “Thank you for the gifts Kacchan, that was very sweet of you.” And kissed him on the cheek.

 

Katsuki watched him as he jogged away to go and find Uraraka and he stood there dumbly for a moment, then gently touched his lips, and smiled. And he continued to smile all the way to class.

 

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Lobotomy squad

 

Monday, 14th Feb.

1:58pm

 

Mina: yoooo Kats is there anything you wanna tell us 

 

Jirou: bro he prolly won’t answer, mr aizawa is gonna slime his ass if hes caught on his phone again😭😭

 

Sero: blud was defo making out w someone (who’s initials are i m👀👀👀) at lunch just look at the poor guy

 

Denki: wait guys🤔

Denki: I have proof

 

Kirishima: go on

 

Mina: we’re listening 

 

Denki: midobro didnt have those flowers before

Denki: I saw the price tag for some flowers in Bakus trash last night when I was taking out the trash for everyone

Denki: and Baku wouldn’t be as happy as he looks now if he knew someone else had given midobro flowers. 

Denki: BOOM there I cracked the case

 

Sero: wait bro you smart lowkey 

 

Jirou:  did we forget the part when Kats literally told us all he likes midobro

Jirou: @Denki there was no need for alla that bru we already knew this 

 

Denki: oh yeah

Denki: LET ME BE SMART BROOO

 

Mina: yeah and he fr walked into class w his hair and tie all fucked up and thought we wouldn’t notice 

Mina: and mido isn’t even taking any notes hes just staring at kats 

Mina: what do y’all think they were doing out there that lasted the whole lunch😟

 

Kirishima: ion even wanna think abt that

 

Denki: prolly like sex or something😟😟

 

Jirou: DENKI NO

 

Mina: bro…

 

Bakugo: WHAT

Bakugo: THE FUCK

 

Mina: Denki you woke the beast oh my god

 

Mina, Sero, Kirishima, and Jirou are offline.

 

Denki changed Bakugo’s name to BakuDeku

 

BakuDeku: DENKIIIII

 

Denki is offline 

 

BakuDeku: SOMEONE GIVE ME ADMIN RN

BakuDeku: IM NOT PLAYING AROUND

 

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Class 2-a group chat

 

Monday, 14th Feb

3:06

 

Bakugo: my room or yours tonight babe? <3

 

Uraraka: uhm am I interrupting something here

 

Bakugo: FUCK

Bakugo: NOT AGAIN 

 

Bakugo deleted 1 message

 

Denki: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Denki: bro fr just said that omg

 

Hagakure: wait what did Bakugo say?

 

Uraraka: he said “my room or yours tonight babe? <3”😭😭😭😭

 

Denki: you guys it litterally says sus like the video game sus everybody on the videogame uses the word sus

Denki: and sus and amoungus, that connects

 

Sero: bro what?💔

 

Denki: just say you don’t get the reference bro💔<\3

 

Todoroki: I have learnt how to use emojis❕

Todoroki: It appears that Bakugo is in a romantic relationship. 💏🏳️‍🌈

 

Tsu: with who I think we can all tell

 

Bakugo: Fuck all of you 

Bakugo: leave me and my fucking bf alone 

 

Midoriya: aww Kacchan❤️🥹 <3333

Midoriya: also you room is fine 

Midoriya: ily<3

 

Bakugo: you dumbass you weren’t supposed to tell them

 

Midoriya: oh yeah

Midoriya: sorry Kacchan</3

 

Midoriya deleted 3 messages

 

Bakugo: it’s ok 

Bakugo: .

Bakugo: ilyt<3

 

Uraraka: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Mina: everyone to the common area NOW we need to have a debriefing about the string of messages that we have witnessed today

 

Todoroki: I cannot come I am needed in Hanta’s dorm😳

 

Sero: bro don’t say it like that😭😭

 

Todoroki: Why are you crying?

 

Shinso: @denki … come over pls

 

Denki: On my way! 

 

Mineta: even the gay ones getting laid and I’m still single🫩

 

Iida kicked Mineta from the group

 

Denki: ty iidaaaaa

 

Uraraka: uhm guys…

Uraraka: I feel like I’m already gonna know the answer…

Uraraka: but has anyone seen deku💔 he said he’d give me the homework answers

 

Kirishima: well… about that…

Kirishima: I did see him go into bakubros dorm like 5 mins ago

 

Uraraka: ion even wanna know 

Uraraka: so.. anyone else got the answers💔I’m desperate💔💔💔💔💔💔🫩

 

Yayorozu: <photo> 

 

Uraraka: TY ILY MOMO

 

Toga: ‘ily’ ???????

 

Uraraka: noooo himiko it’s in a friendly way💗youre the only one I love💓💓💓

 

Hagakure: ochaco are you fr

 

Mina: ochaco that’s a villain💔

 

Iida: how did she infiltrate our class group chat?

 

Uraraka: guysss noo it’s okayy she’s in rehab I promise she’s nice now 

 

Toga: 💞

 

Uraraka: 💘💖💕💓💗💝🩷

 

Iida kicked Toga from the group

 

Uraraka: NOOO</3

 

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Private chat between Bakugo and Midoriya

 

Tuesday, 15 Feb

3:12am

 

Kacchan<3: I love you

 

Kacchan<3 deleted 1 message 

 

7:46am

 

Kacchan<3: walk to class together?

 

Izuku💚😍: yes Kacchan!!!!! See u by the door in five?? ❤️

 

Kacchan<3: sure Izu ❤️

 

Izuku💚😍: I love u

 

Kacchan<3: love you too Izu

Kacchan<3: hurry up we’re gonna be late stupid

 

Izuku💚😍: I’m literally grabbing my bag rn I’m hurrying

 

Kacchan<3: hurry faster before I shove that bag down your throat

 

Izuku💚😍: yk u could shove something else down my throat…

 

Kacchan<3: Izuku.

Kacchan<3: we have been dating for ONE (1) day.

 

Izuku💚😍: right right my bad😞

 

Kacchan<3: yk I might take you up on the offer if you can get down here in under a minute 

Kacchan<3: I look like a fucking loser standing here alone 

 

Izuku💚😍: On my way!

Izuku💚😍: goddamn autocorrect 

 

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Lobotomy squad

 

Tuesday, 15th Feb

7:51am

 

Denki: yoooo did anyone else just see midobro fall down the stairs😭😭😭BAGAHAHAHAHA

Denki: why is blud running down the stairs for

 

Notes:

You get a virtual cookie if you managed to spot all the chronically online references I snuck in btw lol