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Code is 1834XYpqR68r What the fuck? There will be a computer 3rd door on your right That’s the password the information you’re looking for should all be there Are you fucking watching me? The meeting ran short theyre heading back now youll want to be quick Ever heard of punctuation asshole? How do I know this isn’t a trick? You have 5 minutes use them wisely Yeah okay I’ll get right on believing a random number that’ll never go wrong Fuck you it worked Who are you?
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XXX-XXX-XXXX Hello, Jason. Run that number for me Hmm. Please You know that’s really not how this works, right? Barbie I don’t have the time 🙄 Burner phone, paid for in cash, purchased from a gas station at the edge of town. No GPS. I can tell you the last cell tower it bounced off of but that was earlier today. Does it say who the phone belongs to? What part of “paid for in cash” didn’t you understand? Whatever Thanks Don’t be a stranger
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Hes lying to you Hood Hes lying He never had the files youre asking for He talks a big game but hes hardly established He cant give you what you want Do you have me bugged? Sorry I was busy dealing with a drug lord who wants my head on a platter. Obviously I know he’s fucking lying to me. Why should I trust you at all? imright.zip ... Okay. Thanks.
The meeting with black mask is a setup Fucking obviously Why are you still going then Hood Hood its a setup You know, I might look stupid but I’m actually running a pretty successful business here Sorry didnt know you were in the business of getting yourself blown up Been there done that Im trying to help Literally didn’t ask for it Hes got the place rigged to blow Not that I have to explain myself to you but I know. Not my first rodeo I’ve got a guy on the inside who Marco? What the fuck do you know? I know that marcos been on black masks payroll for months nowI know they had a meeting just last month about you Want the cliffnotes version or the full audio file? Fuck you Where are the bombs? You want my help now? Say please There are fucking kids in there I know Please. 1.5.xx.BM.wav bmplans.pdf
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hey Jay!!!!!! What I think u n Tim are working on the same case! he said smth about a new cartel??? cult? sm sort of mix idek Tell him to back the fuck off lmao its a cult Jay ? Tim doesnt “back off” from cults What neways he sent me a file to send to u bc I think u still have him blocked I don’t want it Case_File_862_cult_laundering_weapons.xlsm Why the fuck is this an excel file lol just wanted to pass that on!! 👍
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Back off of my case literally not your case your welcome by the way 🖕
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Do i even have to say it? Fuck off Maybe you shouldnt be texting when youre under direct fire Just a suggestion Why didn’t you warn me? I thought you didnt want my help Never even so much as a thank you I might have the codes pulled up to black out the whole building Might give you about five minutes if you use your time wisely What do you want? A thanks for saving my life might be a good place to start Learn how to use punctuation and I might think about it Oh no looks like theyre closing in on your location :( Thank you. :) Good luck
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What do you know about the Tryads? Oh ho whats this? The great red hood asking for help? Do you know anything or not No relation to the band i assure you What band? Tryad The tryads were influenced more by triad Like from china The organized crime stuff Its all about three part harmony Heaven earth and humanity Father son holy ghost Ect ect So think gentrification of chinese organized crime Where they push catholicism but also are super into blood sacrifices and human trafficking Fun stuff I already know all that Wow okay great! Wonderful talk bye Wait sorry Just You know things. Its true Do you know anything about their setup that would help bring them down? I know their main headquarters but like names, places, shipping times Anything helps. And if I do Why would I tell you? You want to help me, right? Hmm Do i? I Why else would you have given me all that information? Maybe i just like stacking the deck in my favor If i get on your good side maybe youll do something for me Like what? Dont know yet Jesus Christ I don’t know why I even bothered I know when their next meeting is What? When? Itll cost you Cost me what? A favor What favor? Dont know yet Fuck you Strangely i feel even less inclined to help now So you don’t care about saving kids and you don’t care about stopping insane cults. Got it. Calm down Don’t tell me to fucking calm down You help me out when I don’t even ask for it and when I do ask you fuck around What’s your angle? No angle I just like getting you riled up Do you have anything for me or not? Not But ill look into it because i like you so much Fuck off Ive heard mentions of a meeting but ill confirm before i let you know I really do want to help You’ve got a funny way of showing it Sorry i thought sending you vital information and getting you out of a gunfight was enough You didn’t want to help those kids I wanted a goddamn thank you Thank you Thats Ok Ill look into it for you Let you know if i heard anything 👍
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Got a few pings on your boy. He’s not my boy Might not even be a ‘he’ Well whoever they are, they definitely hang around oldtown Gotham a lot. Might have a place there or near the Bowrey. Got a location? Still not really how it works, but more or less. Cams in the area didn’t pick anything up, whoever they are knows how to avoid being spotted. Want my opinion? Sure Ex-military, maybe. Black ops or something, maybe even an ex-con. Someone who knows how to bounce their signal off of cell towers and has experience avoiding being seen. I think it’s less likely that they live in Old Gotham, and more likely they go there each time they message you, or they have a system to misdirect the cell towers. Can you do that? Sure. But the question really is why. If they’re so intent on helping you, why keep their identity hidden? They have something to hide My thoughts exactly. I’ll keep an eye on it but they’re good, Hood. They don’t want to be found and they’re putting all this effort to avoid it. Figured. Thanks for looking into it. ofc Stay safe, Hood. Always, Barbie.
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God you better be fucking greatful tryad.pdf You will not believe what i had to go through to get that Did you KNOW they had flame throwers because i sure did not Im compiling some other information ill send over when i get the chance Hello? Hood? I feel like im working triple shifts at the ungrateful asshole factory What? Oh Hey Oh this is Uh Thanks This is A lot. Yeah course Wouldve been faster but my boss has been on my ass recently so ive been a little preocupied sorry Your boss? Yeah its like he doesnt believe in downtime or breaks or sleeping or eating or doing anything except the job What is it exactly you do? Lol Nice try Can’t blame me Seriously though, thanks. I don’t even know how you got some of this Lots of bne let me tell you ”bne”? Breaking and entering Right. You okay? Fine You need anything else? Because i was serious about being busy Nah this is good Thank you. Seriously. Did you think of your favor? What? You said it was going to cost me a favor Oh That I wasnt You dont have to do anything for me Im just here to help What if I want to? No its Im fine Well, if you’re even not fine Let me know Uhhhh Sure? Sorry this is weird Feels like a pretty strong departure from the last time we talked I was just thinking about what you said You’re helping, and I shouldn’t dog on you just because I’m suspicious You might stab me in the back someday but until then I’m not gonna look a gifthorse in the mouth. I wouldnt do that Okay Im serious i I know you cant trust me Thats okay you dont have to trust me You can double check all the information i give you forever and thats I just I just want to help You I just want to help you Okay Thanks Im gonna I gotta go lmk if you need anything else ok bye
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I need the time for the next Tryads meeting ? Now. Jesus Give me a bit im kinda in the middle of somethign What’s more important than the human beings they’re buying and selling and sacrificing in the name of their fucked up god? I thought you wanted to help me? Or is that not important either? Kind a getting sht at hld on What? Hey are you Ne sec Sry blod n the scren hrd 2 typ Where are you? Are you hurt? I can come help just tell me where you are Ur swet Rsy m fin Hour? Hld n It’s not fine tell me where you are Hello?
Answer your goddamn phone I don’t care who you are Fuck
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I need you to find that phone stat What’s going on? He’s hurt They’re hurt Whatever I just need you to find it I can send you the coordinates based on the celltowers they bounced off of last but the phone is off. That’ll have to do 📍 https://maps.app.goo.gl/nheJelj2sJ8ews What’s going on? Jason?
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If you’re dead I’m going to kill you Fuck that’s a lot of blood What the hell did you do to piss off the fucking League of Assassins? Christ I’m gonna have to tell B about this If I have to go to my fuckass dad’s house because of these goddamn assassins I’m blaming you I killed them by the way You’re welcome. Dnt ask you 2 kill them He’s alive. Hallelujah Its a christmas myracl Glad you didn’t bleed out Most of it wasnt even my blood Im more worried about the infection lol Infection? Poison among other things dw ab it Anyways i can get you the time of the meeting uhh Tomorrow maybe? Unless you need it now i cans till go out No it’s It’s fine ? You sure? Yeah I have other people I can have help out Or I can get off my ass and find out myself Lol Ok Im gonna pass out thn You do that
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I need the time for the meeting you said you could get it i sure dids ay that yeah uh so the thing is Are you seriously bailing on me right now? 😬 Fuck you im benched!!! Since when have you listened to B? leslie :\ How fucked up are you? pretty fucked and by pretty i mean ugly ugly fucked Great sorry dude spleenless life does that to a guy What? what what Do you not have a spleen? uh no comment Does Dick know? dont tell him In the words of one Dick Grayson “lol” jay please
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Hey !!!! hi Jason!!! Did you know Tim doesn’t have a spleen? wh huh? Dark hair, blue eyes, no spleen. Ring any bells? are you being serious right now??? Dead. not funny are you is he ok I gotta check on sm things thx Jay 👍
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So turns out im gonna be out of commission longer than i thought Considering all that blood I found? Not surprising Literally said it wasnt mine Mostly. Mostly So i wont be much help sorry :( That’s Look. Uh oh I appreciate you helping But But not at the expense of yourself. Oh Thats Not used to people caring about your general wellbeing? Not used to people not wanting me to give my all That’s not what I’m saying. Isnt it? I’m saying if you die you can’t help anyone. I’m saying don’t push yourself if it’s going to be a detriment to your health. Hm Ok Yeah? I mean i can guarantee that this will happen again but its a sweet thought Youre sweet I’m not sweet Literally are but Thanks Hood :) Whatever. Let me know if you need anything Exibit a Sweet 🖕
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sorry to bail but ive got surgery tuesday so unforchie dont think ill make it to the bust You weren’t invited in the first place Also wern’t you blocked? :) 🖕 Hope you don’t die in surgery omg i think thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me Literally fuck off.
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Heard the twerp has surgery, this time don’t let him out before he’s actually healed already on it 🫡 also: awww jay 🥺you do care!!! Just don’t want him interfering with my case. the joint case that you two have been basically working together you mean? He gave me some information, that’s all. information that you needed to help bust this case 🙂 Literally fuck off 🥰
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Hey I know I said that you didn’t need to do anything while you were healing but u missssed mee Uh Well I’m There’s a lot more people than I was expecting. big org :( No like The cargo? Fuck, I hate how that sounds. The amount of people they’re trafficking is more than anticipated !!! k hol on ??? Okay?
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survaylencecrash.exe do u have thingy? stik thingy? USB LOL if u stick this in and run itll crash EERYTHN Uh Okay? Aren’t you recovering from surgery still? yea :( drgs make me wooozy I’m sure. Thanks I guess. :)
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Replacement is on his computer !!!!! k thanks!!! also don’t call him replacement!!!!
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did it work?? Did what work? You just vanished off the face of the plant for half an hour Sorry, that was It’s fine, I got help from another source Focus on resting no the wh DID U TATTLE ON ME???1 What? cnt beliv u told dick after i helped uj What ur so mean i though we were friends maybe i wanna be frinds i like u ur face is soo nice but so mad :( ... Tim? ye??? Oh No Whos that? Has it I don’t have time for this. No wait Hood inm sorry I just wanted to help But you hate me so uoijn never let me hklep I have 2 send things thou dick but ur all alone and i know how that is and i dnt want u to be aone soryr Im sorry
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Did you know? I suspected. How long? When I saw the phone hanging around the Bowery. Tim has his nest out there. And you didn’t think to tell me? I wasn’t positive. If I was wrong I’d make you suspicious of Tim for no reason and if I was right If you were right? You and Tim were finally working together. Yeah because I didn’t fucking know it was him Not just that. On the Tryads, you willingly accepted information from him. I didn’t want to set that back. Right. Because the case is always more important. That’s not what I said. Whatever. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry you found out the way you did. 👍
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😬 Fuck off. hey brother o mine who I love dearly what the fuck happened between you and Tim? Nothing happened. u sure??? bc he got all weepy the other day after I caught him on his phone when he should’ve been resting and now suddenly it’s like you’ve fallen off the face of the Earth again and you’re avoiding everyone on patrol and Tim won’t even tell me what happened he’s just sleeping all the time and telling me not to bother you Maybe you should listen to him I’m a big brother it’s my job not to listen to my siblings when they tell me to leave them alone 🙄 you should know this by now Unfortunately. so I can use context clues to figure out what happened. Enlighten me. it’s really not that big of a deal Jay 🫤 it’s not like this is anything NEW Right he’s just been lying to me the entire time he’s known me I wouldn’t call it... lying. What would you call it? Deceptions? A little oopsie? you’re being kind of a dick 🫤 Sorry I don’t like being fucking lied to, Dick not telling you he has a crush on you isn’t lying!!!!omfg!!! like thats not something ur entitled too sorry if you feel weird about it but I can promise that Tim feels 100 times worse knowing how bad the guy he liked is reacting to his crush!! What like Jesus Christ I know you think you’re unlovable or whatever which isn’t event true bc I LOVE YOU but Tim really looks up to you like you could at least be cool about this and let him down gently 🫤 That’s Dick. Tim didn’t tell me he had a crush on me. wh oh oops 😬 Tim was using false pretences to help me out by pretending to be someone else. He tricked me into listening to him, into trusting him. This has nothing to do about whether or not he Whatever. ok well first off PLEASE don’t tell him I told you he’ll kill me for real also who did you think he was??? What? like who did he tell you he was? Well he didn’t actually He never gave me a name or told me I just assumed it was a new vigilante or something 😶 I tried to look into it but he kept bouncing the signal and not even Babs knew for sure. so... Tim, known for his security and being a vigilante, used a VPN and you’re mad about it? bc he didn’t tell you who he was bc he knew you wouldn’t accept help from him?? I’m mad because he lied. He didn’t give me the choice to trust him or not. bc he knew you wouldn’t sorry Jay I know you’re upset and honesty is really important to you and I’m not telling you that he was right or that you’re wrong but you literally never gave him the time of day you never would have accepted help if you knew it was from him because you’re still holding onto your complex that he stole Robin from you He did! Jay I love you so much and every day I am so thankful you’re here but he didn’t you were dead and Bruce was falling apart and I couldn’t deal with it and a hundred other things a kid shouldn’t have had to pick up the pieces but he did and you can’t blame him for that I’m glad he’s Robin. I’m glad Damian’s Robin. I’m glad you were Robin, even for a little bit. it’s something from my family I can share with my little brothers. a way to connect us even without blood and if you’ll remember I’m pretty sure you took Robin first Yeah. I did. Sorry. I’m not. you were such a good Robin, Jay I’m so proud of you Yeah so I know you’re mad at Tim and that’s ok, and you don’t have to forgive him but maybe think about why he did it? and think about it without your preconceived prejudice of him might help Okay and for the love of GOD do NOT tell him that I told you about his crush please delete it from your brain Huh? What are we talking about? thanks Jay ♥️ love you ♥️ Love you, too.
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Hey. fdnsjak; UH HI?? tbh i thought you were never gonna talk to me again Yeah, me too. but? But. I realized you may not have had ulterior motives i didnt jay im so sorry i never meant for it to go that far i just wanted to help I know. I don’t forgive you for lying about who you were. (Or wern’t.) ok thats fair But. but? I never really gave you a chance before, so I guess I get it. oh ok cool But next time you wanna help just do it as yourself. yeah! i can do that Also learn some punctuation and capitalization. but my cool guy facade Sorry to break it to you kid, but any cool you had got taken out with the spleen. ???? Cool guys have spleens and don’t have to worry about eating red meat or sepsis. haha... Sepsis, Tim. it wasnt that bad!!! everyone just made a big deal out of nothing :\ You were dying alone in your apartment from SEPSIS. :\ And you STILL told me you would go out and get the information I needed. i couldve done it! i was still fine then the fever hadnt even set in yet I don’t even know how to respond to that Okay, new rule. ? Well, same as before but just reiterating it. You can help but ONLY if it’s not at the detriment to yourself. this means no bleeding out, no going out after you’ve been shot/stabbed/otherwise brutally maimed lame It’s called staying alive, sweetheart. Which is how I prefer you. oh really? Yes, really. I haven’t wanted you dead in a long time, Tim. You’re just really fucking annoying sometimes i know :) ok i wont almost die next time i help out Pinky promise? lol? This shit is serious. haha ok :) pinky promise Also ? A big birdy may or may not have told me about a certain Robin’s little crush i sorry give me one sec i have to kill dick :) ALSO HE WAS LYING i dont know what he said but he was lying HA That’s a shame. Guess I won’t be able to ask you out for coffee coffee? Well you’re still too young to drink, as you’ve frequently informed me. But if you don’t have a crush on me, I guess I won’t ask !!! no you can still ask i mean if you want crush notwithstanding Of course. of course So. so???? Wanna get coffee sometime? hmmm idk id have to check my very busy schedule Hm. hm! but im sure i can pencil you in :) Oh well if you’re sure. positive! positive i can pencil you in sorry mustve been a typo Clearly. Alright. Once you’re off of bedrest, it’s a date. !!!! ok! Now get some rest, I know you still have limited screen time. :( ok See you later ♥️ !!! <3