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hothockeyboys @hockeyhockeyhockey823
leaked 🔞 video of luca haas and unknown man
darcy @ottcentaursfan29
this team can never catch a break
boo-dram 👻 @boodssteak
another friday, another gay centaurs player
luca haas is my spirit animal @madeinswitzerlandhaas
um we don’t know if he’s gay, he could be bi?!
boo-dram 👻 @boodssteak
girl, you wish
scott hunter is my daddy @kelseythepup
can anyone translate what he says in the end?
tomas @gayeishockeyfan21
‘ich hab das so krass vermisst’ which basically means ‘i missed this so much’
scott hunter is my daddy @kelseythepup
omg that’s so cute thank you
rozanov #1 fan @rozbear
who’s filming?
scott hunter is my daddy @kelseythepup
sounds like a german guy? boyfriend from home??????
all queer all centaurs 🏳️🌈 @hollanovtruther
omgggg our baby has a boyfriend i’m dead 🥰
tomas @gayeishockeyfan21
the accent sounds really vaguely austrian or northern italian at most
so normal about troy barrett @trooooy17
stan twt will have this solved by tomorrow morning at the latest
shane hollander rainbow tape @loulouloveshockey
am i tripping or why are we treating a leaked private video like it’s uwu so cute and sexy… it’s a huge invasion of privacy and should be deleted immediately
all queer all centaurs 🏳️🌈 @hollanovtruther
bc hot men getting railed is hot ❤️🔥hope this helps
shane hollander rainbow tape @loulouloveshockey
weird and invasive, these are real people… this must be horrible for him
straight to the olympics @skatingmemesandnews
he deserves it for what he did to dario… i said what i said
Dario Angelini @dangelinifigureskating
Two days ago, a very private video of my friend @lucahaashockey was posted on this very platform. Unfortunately, a subset of fans have taken to harassing me because they assume it was me who leaked the video out of spite over alleged cheating. So I’m going to come out and say this exactly once: Luca and I never dated. We are friends, and I would never do something this horrible to him.
darcy @ottcentaursfan29
the gay drama is reaching unimaginable heights
rozanov #1 fan @rozbear
wait they dated?!
darcy @ottcentaursfan29
girl, can you read?
boo-dram 👻 @boodssteak
wait, they pissed on the poor?
I post true hockey @hockeynewseveryday
at this point when you tell people you’re a cens fan you might as well come out as gay
darcy @ottcentaursfan29
disrespectfully, stfu
all queer all centaurs 🏳️🌈 @hollanovtruther
and this is supposed to be a bad thing?
boo-dram 👻 @boodssteak
Is he, y’know? *holds up centaurs jersey*
fingers in his mouth friday @hockeysexy
[13 new gifs of Luca giving the camera puppy dog eyes]
luca haas is my spirit animal @madeinswitzerlandhaas
prettiest man on earth 😍
puck me luca haas @biandsurprised
I want to [redacted] on his [redacted] until he [redacted] 🤤
so normal about troy barrett @trooooy17
so, people are using ai to find out who the other guy is
shane hollander rainbow tape @loulouloveshockey
destroying the environment to find out who fucked luca haas
all queer all centaurs 🏳️🌈 @hollanovtruther
i just know that pussy is so wet
boo-dram 👻 @boodssteak
go to BED
tomas @gayeishockeyfan21
Ok not to stir the pot but I watched tv last night and kind of noticed something [image attached] [image attached]
rozanov #1 fan @rozbear
what does that mean?!
darcy @ottcentaursfan29
hey rozbear are you okay? like, physically and mentally?
so normal about troy barrett @trooooy17
omg i think you solved it
Queer News Outlet @queernews
Is Luca Haas dating this German actor? Read about it here: [link]
GALA ✔️ @galamagazin
Luca Haas’ pikantes Video: Wer ist der Mann hinter der Kamera?
TMZ ✔️ @tmzceleb
Highschool sweethearts: Ottawa Centaurs Forward Luca Haas is allegedly dating German actor and former classmate Yannick Adler.
Y. Adler ✔️ | Das Herz der Kaiserin Staffel 2 💙 @yanadler
*austrian :)
Luca Haas 14 ✔️ @lucahaashockey
:)
all queer all centaurs 🏳️🌈 @hollanovtruther
I think I died and went to heaven
boo-dram 👻 @boodssteak
this is the queer agenda