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Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry
So excited to be taking @ShaneHollanderNHL’s movie premiere virginity at the X-Squad: Origins showing tonight. Who died and made you the hottest date a girl could have? LA, you’re not ready for us!
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Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
😒😒😒

Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry
@Rozy81 Wish you were here! Enjoy the empty house 😉

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
@RoseLandry Enjoy my husband.

Alternatively: Ilya Rozanov, home alone.

Notes:

dabbling in adding pictures to fics but only when i can find the ones i want. once again featuring a reappearance of the author's thinly disguised affinity for the san jose sharks and once again written in one sitting on my day off .. i like to be consistent ;)

might i also add that ive never played fortnite. gun to my head, i could not in any amount of confidence tell you what a victory royale actually is. suspend your disbelief

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Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry

So excited to be taking @ShaneHollanderNHL’s movie premiere virginity at the X-Squad: Origins showing tonight. Who died and made you the hottest date a girl could have? LA, you’re not ready for us! 

[IMG: Mirror selfie of Shane and Rose in a hotel room, dressed up for the event.]

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Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

Thank you for inviting me 😄

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

oh my god my baby 💔 my pretty boy 💔 rose landry i owe you my life for this pic

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

you guys are so cool can we be friends

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

😒😒😒

Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry

@Rozy81 Wish you were here! Enjoy the empty house 😉

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@RoseLandry Enjoy my husband. 




 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

“enjoy my husband” typed through gritted teeth nd tears im howling

shane holeander @iEatHollanov

he’s not real bro 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@iEatHollanov please forgive my client for his hostility he has separation anxiety and chronic gaf disease

shane holeander @iEatHollanov

@hockeyh8r he gets a pass this once




 

Shayden Wedding Officiator @twentyfourthirtyfive

Anyone else find the Shane Hollander/Rose Landry friendship weird?? My gut is telling me PR.. I don’t know anyone who’d willingly hang out with their ex like they do lol

trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters

yeah officer it’s this one right here. yeah they’ve got no meaningful human connections on their person. arrest them




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Bored

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ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

10 mins without husband 

laila 🫧 @puckplays

okay…? go chop down a tree or something god men are so useless

Svetlana Vetrova @svetavetrova

@puckplays 😂😂😂

trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters

my spidey senses are telling me we’ve got a long night ahead of us hockeytwt




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@ShaneHollanderNHL Can I rearrange the pantry

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Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

No, I have a system 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@ShaneHollanderNHL Using your phone at a movie is bad manners 🤒

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

@Rozy81 Stay away from the pantry




 

centaurs fan @centaurshockey81 

do they not have each other’s phone numbers or

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

rozanov gets off on showing everyone that he’s shane hollander’s husband and they share a pantry

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@lcnelyhcart i know youre joking but lowkey yeah he does 




 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

@Rozy81 what’s wrong with the pantry the way it is

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

AHAHAHAHA

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Spices organised by the alphabet instead of by the colour. Paprika and cayenne pepper should be neighbours

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

@Rozy81 lowkey youre right actually

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

@hollzyd Don’t encourage him




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Anyone want to play Fortnite

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ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

???

jeanie @ sharks 🦈🏒  @shockey_08

You can’t be serious 

Jackie Pike @jackiep89

Ruby says she will be on in 10 mins

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@jackiep89 Thank you Ruby 




 

laila 🫧 @puckplays

what do you mean ilya rozanov plays fortnite with ruby pike

Hayden Pike ✅ @TheRealHaydenPike

And loses

Amanda 🍏 Hollander’s GF @HollanderGirl1988

Pike’s reply?!?!?!?! 😭

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@TheRealHaydenPike And yet you never beat me. How does it feel to be worse than a little girl? 🤒




 

X-Squad Movies ✅ @XSQUAD

What’s that? @RoseLandry and @ShaneHollanderNHL have arrived at the X-Squad: Origins red carpet? We’re seated! 🍿

#XSquadOrigins #RoseLandry #ShaneHollander #Hollandry

[IMG: Rose and Shane posed together for the photographers.]

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What’s happening:

 

Film · Trending 

X-Squad

10.3k tweets

 

Film · Trending

Hollandry

8,199 tweets

 

Gaming · Trending

Fortnite

1,556 tweets




 

shane holeander @iEatHollanov

oh my god they look so fucking good but why are we tagging hollandry. that’s mother and her gay best friend 😐

laila 🫧 @puckplays

glad i’m not the only one who thought it was weird jfdhkdj 😭 theyre probs using it platonically tho

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

caption was 100% written by a middle aged social media manager who gave it absolutely zero thought guys lets all breathe .. that includes you @Rozy81

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@hockeyh8r I did not say anything 😒

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@Rozy81 you thought it though




 

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

@hockeyh8r when is rozanov gonna complete the mutual you get noticed like once a day atp

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

yeah we’re tight like that








 

Hollandry on the Horizon

by Sierra Grace Harrison for Puckdates

@SGHOfficial

 

Professional ice hockey player Shane Hollander of the Ottawa Centaurs is once again making the Twitter trending feed as pictures of him at the X-Squad: Origins movie premiere continue to flood the internet. The NHL star is accompanying lead actress, Rose Landry, as her plus one to the event. For those of you who are new around here and don’t know what this means, allow me to be your primary source.

 

Back in 2016, the pair—affectionately dubbed Hollandry by fans—took the respective hockey and acting spheres by storm when they hard-launched their very unexpected relationship. At the time, Shane Hollander was the captain for the Montreal Metros, and a notoriously private homebody. While the rest of the Metros were forever cropping up at bars and clubs and events across North America, Shane Hollander dutifully maintained his status as Canada’s well-behaved Golden Boy. Rose Landry had several dating rumours in the early 2010s, but nothing quite as concrete as showing up to a Montreal game in Hollander’s jersey. 

 

The relationship only lasted a few months, with Hollander and Landry amicably going their separate ways in early 2017, but they have remained friends and continue to follow one another on socials to this day. Some fans find their friendship off-putting, with one user suggesting it might be a PR move on their agents’ part. Others might dare to speculate about whether or not there are still sparks between Hollander and Landry 👀.

 

Most, however, are just happy to see that the two continued their friendship. Rose Landry was an active and loud supporter of Shane Hollander after he and his husband, Ilya Rozanov, were outed via FanMail. Hollander’s involvement in tonight’s premiere was organised by Landry herself. 

 

What do we think, hockey fans? How do we feel about Hollandry? Comment below ⬇️.

 

Other:

 

An elevated cupcake experience with Zane Boodram and Troy Barrett

 

The Ottawa Centaurs’ team puppy: Everything you need to know about Chiron

 

“shaydengate”: What was it?








 

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

i knew i sensed a disturbance in the force..

Alana ❤️s Rose @alanasrosie

I don’t go to hockeytwt but assuming this is about the new SGH article .. Rose stans are just as annoyed 😭

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

@alanasrosie good to know we’re all pissed off !




 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

the annoying thing is that sometimes sgh has valid and/or meaningful things to say, but then she goes and fucks the whole thing up by saying some dumb shit like “are there still sparks between homotron 3000 and his ex-gf turned best friend? 😍” like dont piss me off

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

journalismslop 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@lcnelyhcart couldnt have said it better myself




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Loser 

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shane holeander @iEatHollanov

LMFAO 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

@SGHOfficial 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

rozanov liked this tweet btw

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@hollzyd Shhhh.. 




 

shane holeander @iEatHollanov

if sierra grace harrison has 0 haters ilya rozanov is dead 

laila 🫧

a man of the people




 

Jackie Pike @jackiep89

Another win for the girls ❤️

[IMG: Victory Royale Fortnite screen on the TV in the Pike family living room.] 

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Hayden Pike ✅ @TheRealHaydenPike

That’s my girl

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@TheRealHaydenPike Leeching off of your daughter’s success is very embarrassing 

centaurs fan @centaurshockey81

@Rozy81 me when i lose in fortnite to a middle schooler 

Jackie Pike @jackiep89

@centaurshockey81 🤣🤣🤣




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Bored again

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laila 🫧 @puckplays

What happened to Fortnite

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@puckplays Ruby has bedtime 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

is tweeting just a humiliation ritual for you or




 

X-Squad Movies ✅ @XSQUAD

We caught up with @RoseLandry and @ShaneHollanderNHL on the #X-Squad red carpet. Here’s how it went: 👀🍿

#XSquadOrigins #RoseLandry #ShaneHollander #Hollandry

[VID: Shane and Rose standing together on the red carpet, arms linked. A few reporters are asking them questions. 

Reporter #1: Rose, you look stunning tonight. Who did your makeup?

Rose: Niki! My wonderful, amazing makeup artist. I love her. 

Reporter #2: You both look great. Are you having a good night?

Rose: We are! We are, aren’t we? [She looks at Shane] It’s so good to hang out like this. 

Shane: [He nods] Yes. It’s really nice to be here with you. 

Reporter #1: Shane, how does your husband feel about you being Rose’s date?

Shane: [He laughs] He’s probably bored at home. Probably rearranging my pantry as we speak. 

Reporter #1: [She laughs] We saw the tweets. 

Rose: He just misses you.

Shane: [He rolls his eyes] I think he’ll manage.]

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메리 loves hollanov @hockeynov

“It’s really nice to be here with you” MY HEART

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

wait this is so cute im going to burst into tears

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

YOU PRETTY SHE PRETTY YOU SWAN SHE SWAN !!!! 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Oh, okay. I see how it is




 

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

*comically loud gulping noise* uh oh guys

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@ShaneHollanderNHL you’ve just made yourself a powerful enemy buddy 🤓




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

[VID: Ilya’s phone set up to record himself going through the pantry. He starts by taking out all the spices one by one. “Alphabet order is stupid,” he says, and then begins rearranging them by colour instead. Video cuts to another clip of the newly organised spice rack. “Better,” Ilya says in the background. “Like if you agree.”]

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shane holeander @iEatHollanov

theyre adding a new condition to the dsm called chronic pain in the ass just for you

laila 🫧 @puckplays

yall know im shane hollander down but lowkey by colour looks better 😭

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@puckplays youre going to hell 😭

Svetlana Vetrova @svetavetrova

надеюсь он тебя за это ударит)) 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@svetavetrova я тоже




 

NHL Translations quoted Ilya Rozanov ✅:

@svetavetrova: I hope he hits you for this 

@Rozy81: Me too 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

    @svetavetrova я тоже

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shane holeander @iEatHollanov

dude none of us needed to know that

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

get a load of this guy.. 

laila 🫧 @puckplays

rozanov blink if you need help buddy we’re here for you

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@puckplays 😳

laila 🫧 @puckplays 

@Rozy81 man fuck off 😭




 

trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters

hollander coming back from LA tmrw to a rearranged pantry and this 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

im sobbing laughing 

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

he’s gonna tell the uber to keep driving 😭

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@scotthunters Good idea




 

Rose Landry Updates ✅ @RoseLandryUpdates

Rose Landry when asked about her plus one, Shane Hollander (NHL), on tonight’s X-Squad red carpet:

 

“To be honest, (Shane) is probably my best friend. I’ve always been a hockey fan—go Red Wings!—so it’s cool to have kind of an insider’s perspective on all that, you know? He gives me all the gossip. And he just gets me. We don’t see each other much because of our schedules, but every time we meet again, it’s like oh my God! It’s you! How are you?! And it’s just so easy and so nice like that. I love him, I really do.” 

 

Rose and Hollander dated briefly in 2016/2017, but remained good friends after their split. It’s good to see them together again! 

#X-SquadPremiere #RoseLandry #ShaneHollander #Hollandry

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shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

oh rose thank you so much for being such a good friend to him 🥹 i will never get tired of seeing them tgt

lesbian rose landry @michigangirl

UGH!!!! the cutest

Detroit Red Wings ✅ @DetroitRedWings

👀❤️

Saoirse 🐚 @rosierose

Lowkey curious about the hockey gossip lol




 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

3 mins since rose landry said “i love him” about shane hollander on the red carpet and rozy is nowhere to be seen. did he die

laila 🫧 @puckplays

he’s busy making the welcome home cheater sign

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

he’s naming 5 things he can see 4 things he can touch 3 things he can hear




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Husband not home. Dog on the table

[IMG: A vaguely nervous looking Anya sitting on the kitchen table.]

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ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

get that fucking dog off the table 😭

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

nah she knows she’s not allowed up there look at her face 😭 what is your issue

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

i just know in my heart you were a bad ass little kid icb 

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

Just wait until I get home

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@ShaneHollanderNHL 🤤🤤🤤




 

Christopher Owen 🇺🇸⚾🏒 @thatguychris

Listen I like Rozanov and Hollander as players, they’re very good and I miss when Rozanov played for my home team. But do they have to shove their relationship in our faces online all the time? It’s shameless

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

honestly cry about it 

shane holeander @iEatHollanov

saying this about two guys who had to endure being closeted while also being two of the most famous players in one of the most homophobic sports should lowkey be grounds for arrest

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

man shut the fuck up and let them be horny on main. you tweet at OF models all day begging them to love you

Christopher Owen 🇺🇸⚾🏒 @thatguychris

@hollan0v Uncalled for




 

Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry

Did someone say after party? 👀

[IMG: A selfie of Rose and Shane in the back of a car together, cheeks pressed together.]

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recreational homosexual @hollzyd

wait omg my parents

laila 🫧 @puckplays

HAVE FUN!!!!! 🥺

Alana ❤️s Rose @alanasrosie

So pretty and cute! Is that Hollander’s coat? 👀 Lol

Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry

@alanasrosie It’s so cold in LA tonight 🥶❤️ Thank you @ShaneHollanderNHL hehe

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

@RoseLandry Looks better on you anyways 😄




 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

he’s doing this on purpose because of the fucking spice rack i cant breathe 

[IMG: Screenshot of Shane and Rose’s interaction.]

laila 🫧 @puckplays

scratch the welcome home cheater sign hollander’s gonna come home to a crime scene

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

rozy’s gonna walk to LA himself over this




 

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Home alone

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ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

youre unbelievable

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

BROTHERRRR

Cliff Marleau ✅ @RaidersMarley

Looking good bro 💪

Svetlana Vetrova @svetavetrova

😒😒😒

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

youre so lucky youre hot because this is just deeply embarrassing 

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

Package coming tomorrow ~12pm make sure you sign for it

메리 loves hollanov @hockeynov

@ShaneHollanderNHL LMFAOOOO




 

Rose Landry Updates ✅ @RoseLandryUpdates

Rose and Shane Hollander (NHL) at the X-Squad: Origins premiere after party! 

[IMG: Rose and Shane together at the after party. Shane is holding Rose’s purse and both of their drinks.]

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shane holeander @iEatHollanov

ilya rozanov seen throwing his phone across the room and putting his shirt back on

Rose Landry Updates ✅ @RoseLandryUpdates

@iEatHollanov 🤭🤭🤭




 

Sierra Grace Harrison 🖊️ @SGHOfficial

Trouble in paradise? 😦

[IMG: Screenshot of Shane’s reply to Ilya’s selfie.]

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shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

don’t piss me the fuck off

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

silence from you. 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

do you Ever shut the fuck up

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

?




 

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

GET HER FOR ME AGAIN MR HOLLANDER

laila 🫧 @puckplays

how did he fit so much in one single “?” 

trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters

@puckplays like why did i shudder a little bit




 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

did shane hollander just 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 his man in front of all of us 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

well yes !

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

@hollzyd i love hockey twitter 

 

 

 

Rose Landry Updates ✅ @RoseLandryUpdates

Some more pictures of #Hollandry at the after party. 

[IMG: Shane and Rose chatting to one of Rose’s castmates. Shane is carrying their things.]

[IMG: Shane and Rose at the bar. Shane is still carrying their things.]

[IMG: Shane and Rose sitting together at a table. Shane is once again holding their things.]

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lesbian rose landry @michigangirl

shane hollander i was not familiar with your game. is he playing coat rack all so my girl can dance nd have fun?? might have to stan 

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

playing coat rack is fucking sending me

lesbian rose landry @michigangirl

@hollan0v is that not what hes doing 😭 hes carrying her purse, his coat and both of their drinks in every pic

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

@michigangirl he’s used to carrying. had to do it for the montreal metros for 10+ years..

lesbian rose landry @michigangirl

@lcnelyhcart don’t know who the montreal metros is but fuck him !!

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

@michigangirl i like you already




 

Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry

Tonight was truly the most fun I’ve had in a long time. Thank you to everyone over at @XSQUAD who worked so hard to make tonight special, thank you to my wonderful makeup artist @MissNiki for making sure I looked good, and THANK YOU to @ShaneHollanderNHL for being the best date I could ever ask for! ✨ And, as always, thank you to all of you guys for the endless support. I couldn’t do any of this without you. ♥️

 

I wish I had a #Hollandry selfie to share with you as a parting gift, but unfortunately, even being the prettiest date at the premiere doesn’t matter when your husband is calling. @ShaneHollanderNHL don’t have too much fun in that hotel room. Tell Ilya I said hi. 🤭

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Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

[IMG: Screenshot of a text conversation between Shane and Ilya.

Shane: Rose says hi btw, forgot to tell you

Ilya: I don’t care

Shane: I’m posting this on Twitter

Ilya: OK hi Rose

Ilya: 😒]

Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry

@ShaneHollanderNHL @Rozy81 Feeling the love 😂

jaden 🏒 @hollan0v

@OttawaCentaurs how did you media train your captain so well

Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs

@hollan0v With treats 🦴🐶




 

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

Good to be home ☀️

Thank you @RoseLandry for the weekend in LA. And thank you @Rozy81 for putting the pantry back to normal before I got home. Not quite a “welcome home, cheater” sign, but it’ll do. 😉

[IMG: The Hollander-Rozanov pantry, returned to its former glory.]

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Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

Anything for you 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

.. walked like a dog

shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart

bet he signed for the package too huh 

Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL

@lcnelyhcart Yes!




 

Shane Hollander ✅ quoted Sierra Grace Harrison 🖊️:

Oh, and one more thing..

Sierra Grace Harrison 🖊️ @SGHOfficial

    Trouble in paradise? 😦

    [IMG: Screenshot of Shane’s reply to Ilya’s selfie.]

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Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

My man.. 

ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r

yall really do deserve each other 

recreational homosexual @hollzyd

god i love hollanov i wish gay people were real

shane holeander @iEatHollanov

“my man” he was giggling nd kicking his feet so bad

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81

@iEatHollanov 🙂‍↕️

Notes:

smiles. thank you for reading!

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