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7:48pm @dr.j.spam has posted a new video.
Audio transcript:
“I’m going to die. I’m going to explode into a million little pieces. I swear to god, you guys, work has been absolute hell, and I doubt it’s for any reasons you’d expect. I — and this is why I’m posting on a different account, I had to block my coworkers — have the fattest crush on one of my coworkers. I wish I was joking, but it really is that bad.
I got paired with them on my first day at work, and they were just so nice and kind to me, and I didn’t realise it then, but I think that’s when this all started. And I think they like me too? I don’t know… I could just be really delusional. But, like, one time this nurse who I had a bit of a crush on at the time made a mediocre joke, and I laughed like a school girl, and they — they being the current crush, Dr. C.M — asked me if I was okay, and I said something like ‘Oh the nurse is funny’ and they said ‘Oh. You can say his name.’ and I swear they sounded jealous?
I really don’t know guys, but they called me their favourite med student, and they’re always touching me, like a hand on my shoulder or elbow, or whatever, and it’s driving me crazy. And, it’s like summer now, so they’ve stopped wearing undershirts as much, and I can see the gold chain they wear so clearly, and sometimes they even have it out, and it’s just distracting me from my work at this point.
If any of you guys have any tips on how to deal with workplace crushes… please tell me. Like, do I shoot my shot in case they like me back, or do I just let it pass. Because I really like them guys, like — oh my god, I need to mention this. One time, they were guiding me through this procedure that I’d never done before, and when I was done, they called me ‘good girl’. Literally how do I move on from that? I swear to god they know what they’re doing…
Please help me, my wonderful audience, this is urgent. I think I’m paired up with them next shift. Oh, god, wish me luck.”
Video caption: seriously guys, that chain is making me go insane
#medstudent #studentdoctor #rant #crush #workplace
Top comments:
@dnosaurlvr i would say go for it, but as someone who has been rejected by a workplace crush, it is one of the worst things in the world, so you HAVE to be sure they like you back
—> @dr.j.spam thats the issue i keep running into 💔 IDK IF THEY LIKE ME LIKE THAT
@doctorjayfans girl u r so real for this 😭
—> @dr.j.spam glad yall r finding this relatable 🙏
@profeshcynic ok but arent u super young for a doctor? how old is ur crush
—> @dr.j.spam ABOUT THAT LOL
@biggerthanmyego ok but all of ts changes depending on whether dr. cm is a man or a woman
—> @dr.j.spam lol why does that matter
—> @biggerthanmyego bc male doctors are evil while female doctors are angels sent from heaven
—> @dr.j.spam HELP i work with some lovely male doctors (but for the most part ur right)
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6:12am @dr.j.spam has posted a new video.
Audio transcript:
“I’m back on the workplace crush saga, guys. Some of you guys were asking for more details in the comments, so I figured I’d share. So, Dr. C.M is in fact a woman, which apparently changes some things, so there you go. Also, before you start assuming things in the comments, I am bisexual. Anyways, someone did make a good point about asking for her age, given that I am pretty young for a doctor. This is where things get a little iffier… so you guys have to promise not to judge. I am, as you know, twenty, and she is… forty-two. I know— I know how it sounds guys, but I swear it’s not that bad. She’s only my actual superior by a couple of years, anyway.
Also, I better not see anyone commenting anything about grooming or being taken advantage of, because it’s not like that. I am of legal age, and I still don’t know if she likes me back anyway. I don’t even know if she likes girls either.
Anyways, I’m going to go wallow about that by myself, that’s all I had to tell you guys. And please don’t be too harsh in the comments.”
Video caption: i mean, if i’m old enough to save peoples lives, i’m old enough to have an inappropriate workplace crush, right?
#medstudent #studentdoctor #crush #workplace
Top comments:
@polyablends girl, no one is going to blame u for having a crush on a hot older woman 🙏
@iluvgeese dr. j for the girls! who cheered!
@huckleberry um i think u forgot to block me on this acc..
—> @dr.j.spam OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
—> @doctorjayfans LOL what does this mean 👀
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9:23pm @dr.j.spam has posted a new video.
Audio transcript:
“So. I forgot to block one of my coworkers, and he saw those videos. And he told another coworker about it. The other coworker has now made me forcibly unblock her on this account, so, hello Trinity. I think I should just die now. There’s really no going back for me.
They’ve started teasing me about my crush at work. They’ll, like, giggle to themselves when they see me and Dr. C.M together, and I think she’s noticing. They’ve also taken to talking loudly when she walks by, like if I’m standing with them, Trinity — yes, you, Trinity, no, I don’t care that you can see this video, because I’m mad at you — will practically yell ‘Oh, yes, Dr. C.M does look really good in that hoodie!’, even if I never said anything in the first place. …Although I will admit, she did look really good in that hoodie that day, ugh, especially when she rolled her sleeves up— Nope, I’m getting distracted.
Anyways, she’s started to notice, and she thinks they’re, like, teasing or bullying me, I think, so she’s spending more time with me away from them. I think she thinks that it’s bothering me, so she wants me to get away from them. Which means working with her. Which means, in summer, being up close and personal with that stupid-fucking-chain even more than usual.
But, I feel like this is also a good thing? She’s clearly worried about me, which means she must care for me. And, you know, she does say I’m her favourite med student… and she has started calling me by my first name… and she told me to call her by hers! But that doesn’t necessarily mean she likes me back, we’re probably just friends in her mind.
Although! Trinity has assured me that Dr. C.M almost definitely likes girls, and that it’s a crime that I didn’t know carabiners were a lesbian thing, and it’s also absurd that the Subaru she drives didn’t tip me off in the first place. So, insults aside, I guess this means I have more of a chance now.
Anyways, I’ll update you guys next time anything happens. See you!”
Video description: apparently the gold chain is a gay thing too
#medstudent #studentdoctor #crush #workplace
Top comments:
@yol9tcat we really all shouldve been tipped off by the gold chain
—> @dr.j.spam that’s what everyone is telling me sigh
@unholytrinity guys its such a pain working w dr j and dr c.m istg u can see the love hearts protruding out of their eyes at all times
—> @dr.j.spam i wish…
—> @unholytrinity ur blind crash… i promise she’s in love w u
@doctorjayfans lwk when will we get a dr. c.m reveal 👀
—> @dr.j.spam id genuinely rather explode than try to get her in a video with me
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8:52pm @dr.j.spam has posted a new video.
Audio transcript:
“Guys, guys, guys, I am not okay right now. Oh my god, okay. So, I was going to catch the bus home after my shift last night, but it was cancelled for whatever reason, so I thought I’d just walk home instead, but then, Dr. C.M offered to give me a ride home. This would’ve been enough to get me to freak out, but there’s more.
Before I say that, though, I won’t go into details, but yesterday’s shift was pretty taxing, and I really didn’t want to go home to my parents. That’s why I was taking the bus in the first place, instead of going home with my mum or dad — because they work at the same hospital as me.
Anyways, I was working with Dr. C.M a lot that day, so she kind of knew that I didn’t want to go home, so when she offered a ride, she also offered to take me back to her place, because her son was at his dad’s. Which, yes, she does have a son, but let’s not dwell on that right now. Uh, so, I… after freaking out about it in my head for a bit, accepted? I went home with her, and I was going insane the entire car ride.
She was playing Alanis Morrisette the entire time, and it suited her so well, and she was tapping her finger against the steering wheel — and she was wearing rings. She doesn’t wear them at work because they could be, y’know, a nuisance, but she had them on and it was so hot, guys, she wears them so well. She also did that thing, you know the one, when she was turning the corner, and she leaned over and put her arm on the back of my headrest… I thought I was going to die right there — and that’s before we even went into her house.
When we got in, she immediately asked me what I wanted for dinner, and offered to let me use the shower, and she lent me some old clothes to wear as pyjamas. She’s just so nice, guys, but she’s also so… masculine? I don’t know if that’s the right word. She’s just so tough and assured in everything she does. Anyways, she gave me this, um, actually, the shirt I’m wearing right now.
Actually, I should probably mention, I’m in Dr. C.M’s house right now. Like, this is her bathroom. She’s out getting stuff for dinner right now.
Back to the story, though, she went for a shower and came out just wearing an old band t-shirt and grey sweatpants, but her hair was wet, and her gold chain was out, and I don’t think she’s ever been more attractive.
I think that’s all I had to say, I was just freaking out so bad, I had to tell you guys. I’ll update you in the morning. Actually, I don’t know how long I’m gonna stay here in the morning, neither of us have work tomorrow.
Okay! I think she’s going to be home soon, bye guys!”
Video caption: how it feels posting in ur crush’s bathroom 🙏
#medstudent #studentdoctor #workplace #crush #wlw
Top comments:
@doctorjayfans this is so exciting for anyone following the dr j crush saga
@layzconf3ss1ons if this happened w me n my crush i think id die
@unholytrinity WOAH WTF WHY DIDNT YOU TEXT ME ABOUT THIS
@unholytrinity ANSWER MY TEXTS DUDE
@lightbulb.asaur yo dr j if things dont work out between u and dr cm u can send her my way 😊
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10:26am @dr.j.spam has posted a new video.
Video description:
[The video starts out with a close-up of Dr. J’s face. The camera zooms out to reveal Dr. J in bed with sheets pulled up to her shoulders. The camera then pans to a bare figure turned away from her, covered with sheets up to her waist. The figure’s face is blurred out, but her long red hair is visible. You can partially see a gold chain on her neck, beneath her hair. The camera pans back to Dr. J, looking concerned with wide eyes. The video ends.]
Video caption: y’all i think she likes me back
#medstudent #studentdoctor #wlw
Top comments:
@unholytrinity YOU HAVE TO CALL ME BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
@jxckiebones this is how u win in life 🙏🙏
@jupiterisntstupid WHEN IS IT MY TURNNNN 💔💔💔💔💔💔
@doctorjayfans yes! woohoooo!! 👏