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1. Esoteric by WhenIFindLoveAgain

   Fandoms: Last Shadow Puppets, Arctic Monkeys  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Miles Kane/Alex Turner
   • Miles Kane
   • Alex Turner
   • Developing Relationship
   • Secret Relationship
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Drugs
   • Alcohol
   • Cigarettes
   • Partying
   • Rave
   • Bad Decisions
   • Stupidity
   • Weirdness
   • Hope
   • Desire
   • Strippers & Strip Clubs
   • Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub
   • Français | French
   • Oral Sex

   Summary

   A barman at a strip club walks into a kitchen at a university student house party and finds a very drunk young man talking in French with two mates picking glass out of his hands due to some sort of accident.

   "I'll prove I'm a pure man or just a good samaritan."

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,902

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Kudos:

   5

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   169