Work Text:
LINKEDIN.COM
POST: Han Jisung
I’m so excited to announce that I’ve been accepted into 3RACHA–formerly 2RACHA–as a producing partner! This is an incredible opportunity, and I can’t wait to see where we’ll go from here.
Lee Minho: so proud of you! 😁
Lee Felix: YESSS THAT’S MY TWIN
Lee Felix: SOOOO PROUD OF YOU JISUNGIE
↳ Kim Seungmin: Felix, LinkedIn is not the right platform for this type of reply
Seo Changbin: @Bang Chan did we hire this guy?
↳ Bang Chan: No.
Bang Chan: Hi! There seems to have been some confusion–we didn’t hire anyone, and aren’t looking to do so. I’m sorry about the mix-up!
↳ Han Jisung: Okay! I will start tomorrow!
↳ Bang Chan: We aren’t looking for new staff right now!
↳ Han Jisung: See you in a few days!
↳ Seo Changbin: We did not hire you
↳ Han Jisung: I love you too!
↳ Seo Changbin: ?
Hwang Hyunjin: Good work!
↳ Seo Changbin: hey lol is that you in your profile picture
DIRECT MESSAGE
hanji, Kim Seungmin, hyunjin, felix ☀️
hyunjin: who is seo changbin
hanji: he’s one of the members of 2racha
hyunjin: single?
hanji: no there are two people in the group
hyunjin: no i mean is changbin single
hanji: yes there is one of him. the other is bang chan
Kim Seungmin: Jisung, did you post on LinkedIn before even talking to those guys??
hanji: yup
Kim Seungmin: Are they even hiring
hanji: nope
Kim Seungmin: Why would you do that wtf
hanji: im manifesting
hyunjin: he’s manifesting
felix ☀️: yayayay
felix ☀️: it’s gonna go so well
hyunjin: i’m sure they’re gonna love you hannie
Kim Seungmin: They work at a major entertainment company that definitely has security. You’re going to get arrested if you just show up
hanji: they will be glad to see me !
Kim Seungmin: No, they will be scared
minho: watch it kim seungmin
Kim Seungmin: How did you get in here
hyunjin: anyway can we go back to seo changbin
hyunjin: he replied to your linkedin post
hyunjin: he’s kinda cute lol i like his muscles
hyunjin: what’s his deal?
hyunjin: hello?
DIRECT MESSAGE
Bang Chan, Seo Changbin, Yang Jeongin
Yang Jeongin: You dumb fucks hired someone without bothering to tell me?
Bang Chan: NO!! We do not know him
Yang Jeongin: Great. Now I have to manage this
Seo Changbin: Well
Seo Changbin: You are our manager
Seo Changbin: So
LINKEDIN.COM
POST: 2RACHA
Hi! We’re not quite sure how this happened, but there seems to be a misunderstanding. 2RACHA is not looking to add anyone to our team–it’s always been the two of us working together, and we’ll continue to do so.
Han Jisung: So excited to work with you guys!
↳ Kim Seungmin: It’s not looking good
DIRECT MESSAGE
Han Jisung, Bang Chan, Seo Changbin
Han Jisung: Hello! This is Jisung. I will be at your studio at 6am tomorrow. That is the only time that works for me. See you then!
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channie, binnie
channie: How did he get our numbers
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Han Jisung, Bang Chan, Seo Changbin
Han Jisung: [link]
Han Jisung: That is my SoundCloud!
Han Jisung: I would like 400k a year and three weeks of paid vacation.
Bang Chan: You do not work with us
Han Jisung: Okay fine. 500k
Bang Chan: That’s more?
Seo Changbin: Idk Chan I fuck with him
DIRECT MESSAGE
channie, binnie
binnie: Listen to his SoundCloud
binnie: His music is kind of good
channie: Okay but he is insane
binnie: We should at least give him an interview
binnie: Or ask to see his resume
DIRECT MESSAGE
Han Jisung, Bang Chan, Seo Changbin
Bang Chan: Can you please send over a copy of your resume?
DIRECT MESSAGE
hanji, Kim Seungmin, hyunjin felix ☀️
hanji: what a resume ?
felix ☀️: it’s when you unpause something !
Kim Seungmin: It’s a document that shows all of your past job experience.
Kim Seungmin: [file] Here’s mine. It’s a pretty good model
minho: your ass did not volunteer at a hospital
Kim Seungmin: I literally did
minho: youre in college? how long
Kim Seungmin: I have horrible friends
hyunjin: noo seungmin we love you
hyunjin: i’m a good friend
hyunjin: i remembered all of that even if minho didn’t <3 he sucks
Kim Seungmin: Do I have any siblings?
hyunjin: what
Kim Seungmin: Basic question. Easy if you're a good friend. Do I have any siblings
hyunjin: ckckskskkskckkcksks
Kim Seungmin: What
hyunjin: connection is bad you’re breaking up
minho: yes sister
minho: kim seungming
minho: you have a sister
minho: kim seungmin you have a single sister
minho: one
Kim Seungmin: I’m scared
minho: i am being a good friend
Kim Seungmin: Go back to being a bad one, please
hanji: hey
hanji: what a reference ?
Kim Seungmin: Someone who can speak to your character and your ability to do whatever position you’re applying for.
Kim Seungmin: Ideally, it’s someone who works closely with you and is in a position of leadership.
hanji: minho will you be my reference
minho: of course
Kim Seungmin: He does not work with you.
Kim Seungmin: And I said the person should have a position of leadership?
hanji: yeah he leads
minho: i lead 😈
Kim Seungmin: Did not need to know that
DIRECT MESSAGE
channie, binnie
channie: It’s taking him forever to respond
binnie: Yeah I highly doubt he has a resume
DIRECT MESSAGE
Han Jisung, Bang Chan, Seo Changbin
Han Jisung: [file] Here you go!
Han Jisung
Work Experience: can play guitar really well
Reference: Lee Minho
Relationship: Boyfriend
DIRECT MESSAGE
channie, binnie
channie: Jesus Christ
binnie: I’m contacting the boyfriend
EMAIL
Seo Changbin → Bang Chan, Lee Minho
Hi Minho,
I’m reaching out on behalf of 2RACHA because Han Jisung put you down as a reference on his resume. We’re just hoping that you can speak a little bit about his work experience and music production ability?
Thank you!
Best,
Seo Changbin
EMAIL
Lee Minho → Seo Changbin, Bang Chan
Good afternoon,
Jisung has always displayed great musical ability, and he recently graduated with a degree in musical composition. He can play the piano and the guitar; he can also sing and rap, both of which are demonstrated on his SoundCloud.
He has experience producing music for outside clients–he’s done a variety of commissions for a wide range of events, including dance performances, videos of which are attached below. In doing so, he’s familiarized himself with multiple production programs, including Cubase, Ableton, and FL Studio.
Jisung is incredibly dedicated to his craft, works hard, and wants nothing more than to let his music be heard. He loves what he does, and I love him, so I’d be extremely grateful to you both for anything you do to help further his career.
Thank you for your time.
Best,
Lee Minho
DIRECT MESSAGE
channie, binnie
binnie: Damn
channie: Are you seriously considering this?
binnie: No I’m watching one of the videos Minho sent and the dancer guy is crazy good
binnie: Do you think Jisung knows him?
binnie: Like if the dancer commissioned him he probably knows Jisung right
channie: Can we focus on the music
binnie: Yeah whatever the track is fine
binnie: How do I figure out the dancer's name
channie: I feel like the boyfriend is lying
EMAIL
Lee Minho → Seo Changbin, Bang Chan
My apologies for the second email, but I realized that I didn’t send any paperwork. I’m assuming that it didn’t occur to Jisung to send it to you, so I’ve attached his academic transcript and his musical copyrights.
Best,
Lee Minho
DIRECT MESSAGE
channie, binnie
channie: Ok I take it back
channie: Not lying
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Bang Chan, Seo Changbin, Yang Jeongin
Bang Chan: Innie, we might want to hire the weirdo from LinkedIn
Yang Jeongin: Oh excellent
Yang Jeongin: Why not
Yang Jeongin: I want a raise
Seo Changbin: Well we do not control that
Bang Chan: We’re going to meet with him I think
Seo Changbin: And then hopefully at some point meet with his friends too
Seo Changbin: The dancer especially
Yang Jeongin: Why would we need to do that
DIRECT MESSAGE
Han Jisung, Bang Chan, Seo Changbin
Bang Chan: Hi Jisung! After looking over your resume and contacting your reference, we’d love to chat with you. THIS IS IN NO WAY AN ACCEPTANCE OF YOUR APPLICATION. We can do tomorrow at 2:00pm.
Han Jisung: Okay see you at 6!
Seo Changbin: No
Han Jisung: I love you!
Bang Chan: Please don’t say that
DIRECT MESSAGE
hanji, Kim Seungmin, hyunjin, felix ☀️
hanji: INTERVIEW TOMORROW 🦅💯‼️
Kim Seungmin: How did this happen
hyunjin: so does that mean you’re meeting seo changbin then?
hyunjin: haha
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hanji, Kim Seungmin, hyunjin, felix ☀️
hanji: interview starting soon!! going in now!!
Kim Seungmin: It’s so early what
minho: im sure theyre gonna love you honey good luck
felix ☀️: YOU GOT THIS!!!!
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hanji, Kim Seungmin, hyunjin, felix ☀️
Kim Seungmin: It’s been like eight hours
Kim Seungmin: Is it over?
Kim Seungmin: How did it go?
minho: awwww kim seungmin you care
Kim Seungmin: I do not like you
hanji: i’m back!!!! they were super late lol they didn’t get there until two. kinda disrespectful tbh
felix ☀️: AHH HOW WAS IT
hanji: it went really well i think!!!!!!!!
felix ☀️: i knew it would!!
hyunjin: how was seo changbin?
hyunjin: like was he cute in person
hyunjin: did he seem single
hyunjin: do you think he’s gay
DIRECT MESSAGE
Bang Chan, Seo Changbin, Yang Jeongin
Yang Jeongin: How was the weirdo?
Bang Chan: He was there for hours before us and then started crying two minutes in
Bang Chan: He got on his knees and begged us for a job
Seo Changbin: Idc I like him
Seo Changbin: Can we keep him
Seo Changbin: Please
Yang Jeongin: I’d like to run a background check
Yang Jeongin: What’s his info
Bang Chan: I’ll send over email
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DIRECT MESSAGE
Bang Chan, Seo Changbin, Yang Jeongin
Yang Jeongin: Okay he seems fine
Yang Jeongin: Boyfriend is a freak though
minho: watch it
Yang Jeongin: What the fuck
DIRECT MESSAGE
Han Jisung, Bang Chan, Seo Changbin
Bang Chan: Okay, Jisung! After discussions with our company, we’re excited to offer you a spot in 2RACHA!
Han Jisung: holy fucking shit are you for real
Han Jisung: no fucking way this bullshit worked
Han Jisung: oh my god
Han Jisung: no way i pulled this off
Han Jisung: wait
Han Jisung: I accept! I look forward to working with you guys! 😁
Han Jisung: I love you!
Seo Changbin: I love you too
Han Jisung: I have a boyfriend. Please respect my relationship.
LINKEDIN.COM
Good morning! We are so excited to announce our third member and subsequent name change. Please welcome Han Jisung to 3RACHA!
Kim Seungmin: No way lmao
↳ Lee Felix: “LinkedIn is not the right platform for this type of reply” 🙄🙄
Lee Felix: YAYAYAYAY
Lee Minho: !!!!
Lee Minho: Good work, Hannie!!
Seo Changbin: Can’t wait to work with you!
↳ Hwang Hyunjin: heyyyyyyyyy ;)