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But If You Meet Me Out In Text I’m a Talkative Guy

Summary:

It soon felt a soft buzz in its pants pocket. Then soon another buzz. Then a non stop feeling of pings.

Wifies-1204 quickly took out its phone to see chat messages from a server it never joined.

→ Welcome, User_1201. - 9:39am

OR

High school Clone-fies and Unstable Universe AU half-Chatfic
Heavily Inspired by “Im stable, ur not” By: star_b3an
Fic-link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80127421?view_full_work=true

Title: lyric from "Nope you’re too late i already died" By: wifiskeleton, i wanna be a jack-o-lantern

Notes:

First chat fic kinda nervous ALSO some of the text through the fic is going to be taken from personal experience gc messages since that’s all i know from how people act in GCs. I tried giving them each their own typing styles but some may be too close to others to notice the differences

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: But I Don’t Need People Like [Them] Anymore

Summary:

Wifies gets added

Notes:

USERNAMES:
User_1201 - Wifies
MainApple_Jack - ManePear
FlamBow_Dash - FlameFrags
Gr33n - Boosfer
Mape-L - Mapicc
George-I - Spoke
G4mbit - Wemmbu
Cr4cible - Eggchan
GarlicGlitch - Squiddo
TheBiggestBird - Theo
HamsterX1 - Parrot
Princess_Elsa - Prince Zam

Words: 2014

Date uploaded: 03/16/2026

Chapter title: lyric from “Good Luck Final Girl” By: Underscores

Chapter Text

Wifies found out it was a clone 2 years ago by accident. 

 

The real Wifies made a slight mix up in the activation system and clone Wifies, or Wifies-1202, got activated in the middle of changing parts from “middle school Wifies” to “high school Wifies”. It met the real Wifies that day, its creator.

 

It learned everything about itself and why it was made. Its origin, its life, its purpose.  

 

It wasn’t the last time it met him either, as the realization stuck with it through its last half of its middle school year. It dropped everyone it knew, not seeing a point in meeting people or being friends. Wifies-1204 was going to be scrapped for spare parts after graduation, so what was the point?

 

Wifies-1204 wasn’t even the first clone for middle-high school, it was the 4th. 

 

The first 3 all broke in various ways, and ever since Wifies-1204 found out about it being a clone the real Wifies doesn’t bother relapsing or fixing the memory card after each of them break. All of the parts on Wifies-1204 aren't even the same as Wifies-1201, only the memory card stayed through everything. 

 

Wifies-1204 was never supposed to find out about any of it, but it did and Wifies-1204 doesn’t have the heart to regret it. 

 

It thinks that it would have eventually, and if not, it knows that it would be nothing like how Wifies-1204 is now. That the Wifies-1204 that would live without knowledge of its origin would be going through its life span oblivious to everything it is. 

 

It could be living happily enjoying the time of not knowing its future or going crazy searching for an answer that it would never reach, but no matter how it would act, it would be living through a lie, a fake reality of a person that already exists. 

 

So, Wifies-1204 doesn’t regret finding out, even if it knows its end and its reason, at least how it’s living is real. Or as real as it can live. 

 

It took all of the hardest classes and kept its grades up, as it was only made so that the real Wifies could work on other things while still getting the high school diploma and valedictorian, it’s the only thing it was made for. It’s its purpose. 

 

Wifies-1204 only moved from the school, to the library, to the apartment. The only other time Wifies-1204 leaves the apartment is to sometimes walk around the city and watch those around him. Watch the real people interact. 

 

It’s the only thing interesting about being at school. The different people and personalities that click or the small mistakes and miscommunications that make those same people hate each other. The petty drama from different friend groups and pack mentality of the different cliques, all of it was so human. 

 

While Wifies-1204 was the top of the class it wasn’t in any clique or friend group as people didn’t really talk to it unless it was for answers, which it doesn’t care about giving them. It wasn’t that people don’t try to talk to it sometimes, it just doesn’t try to talk back. 

 

“Hey Wifies!” yelled a voice from behind it, Kenadian with Wato walking right next to him. Kenadian, Wato, and Wifies-1201 were friends, best friends for that matter, before Wifies-1202 found out what it was and “grew apart” from them. 

 

Wifies-1204 stared at the two of them before quickly fleeing. As it sped walked to its first class it saw other kids from the school huddled in the hallway and getting a wave of loud conversations. Before it could start processing what everyone was saying, a teacher stepped in and broke everything up, leaving two figures standing in the middle with the huddle of people fleeing the scene. 

 

“-haven’t had a fight in this school in so long. I was hoping we FINALLY got one-”

“-I thought they were brothers?”

“-told you FlameFrags always had a short temper-”

“-who does this at 7:50 in the morning?

“-you can’t go around saying that!”

“-did you record it?”

And other statements were made as people scattered from the supposed fight that was going to happen. 

 

Wifies-1204 would have stayed to see what happens after but it quickly left to class with the rest of the crowd as the bell rang. 

 

The class went on with Wifies-1204 half paying attention while it took notes and listened to the teacher talk for the rest of class before leaving out the classroom door with the homework in hand as the bell rang. As Wifies-1204 almost left the class it was quickly stopped by a colorful bird-hybrid calling its name. 

 

Before it could even think about ignoring the call the bird put a hand on its shoulder, making Wifies-1204 react and spin around to face him. 

 

“Hey bro! Did you hear about-”

“Hi, Parrot. I am in a rush to ask one of my teachers something, so please, I need to go.”

“Oh, yeah… sure. Talk to you later?”

 

Wifies-1204 quickly rushed away from Parrot as it lied through its teeth. Parrot was smart, Wifies-1204 knew that, Parrot was second in the running for valedictorian just behind it. He probably caught that it was lying to him, but he wouldn’t ask it any questions. Even if he did it wouldn’t give him a chance to in the first place. 

 

Wifies-1204 knew how emotions worked, and just because it was a robot didn’t mean that it didn’t have them. 

 

They were just false. They weren’t real emotions, just a cheap imitation of them wrapped in layers of code and recycled metal and fabric. 

 

It understood the emotions others are feeling and the reactions they would cause if it reacted to them in a specific way, it just stopped trying to cater to positive reactions as much; leaning into a more neutral or unsure reaction from them. 

 

Not quite positive, not quite negative. Just in the middle.

 

Wifies-1204 learned that it makes it come off as more unapproachable and neutral in the standing of school social circles as it leaves people with nothing to hate about it, but nothing that would specifically stand out. Nothing harmful but nothing special besides the general knowledge of it being the top of all of the classes it takes.

 

And Wifies-1204 wants to keep it that way. 

 

As Wifies-1204 fell into its seat the class was empty with everyone else either talking to friends during the passing period or walking around the school. 

 

The room was nice, quiet. It let it slow down for a second to take in the serenity of the class before people start filing in and breaking the untold peace of silence. It sat there for another minute or two before the teacher walked in and towards her desk, shuffling through the papers she needs to grade and the papers that are already graded. 

 

It soon felt a soft buzz in its pants pocket. Then soon another buzz. Then a non stop vibration of pings in its pocket. 

 

Thoughts came running through its head as to what happened, the only people that have its number are people who don’t talk to it anymore or the real Wifies. The real Wifies almost never texts Wifies-1204 unless there’s something wrong with what it's doing or if it needs to be upgraded. 

 

But the real Wifies has never texted it like this before. Normally it would be one or two texts to remind it that it is him, but never a non stop spam of text messages. There had to have been something wrong, or at least something urgent. 

 

Wifies-1204 quickly took out its phone to see what the real Wifies had to tell it for it to be chat notifications from an app he hasn’t used in years - an app that Kenadian and Wato begged him to get right before their falling out: Discord. 

 

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Forever stable

↳#General

9:38am

 

MainApple_Jack: SHIT UP TR33N OR IM GINNA JUMP YOU

 

Gr33n: Um, actually it’s “Shut up, Gr33n, or I’m gonna jump you!” ☝️🤓

Gr33n: GR33N NOT “TR33N”

 

MainApple_Jack: im finding your adress and am foing to leak it to everyone i know 

MainApple_Jack: and believe me tr33n. i know a lot of poeple

 

Gr33n: ITS GR33N

Gr33n: And no way you’re threatening me with the way you type buddy

 

→ Welcome, User_1201. - 9:39am

 

Mape-L: Yo who sdded a bot to th e GC💀🙏

 

George-I: idk bruv I coded it so it adds some rando on some random day

 

G4mbit: Ok, so YOU added a bot to the gc.

 

George-I: OK so idk ab thaaaaaaaattttttt

 

Mape-L: Why’d you mske it all random bruh

 

MainApple_Jack: uhhhhh we need ro see if this is a bot that spamds chat w porn or nor

 

Gr33n: CRAZY HOW THAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU GO TO💀💀💀💀💀

 

MainApple_Jack: I DONT WSNT TO SEE TS ON MY BEAUTIFUL PHHONE SCREEN AT 10 IN THE MIRING

 

Gr33n: So you don’t care about any of us or OUR eyes

 

MainApple_Jack: HELL NAW!! 

 

FlamBow_Dash: ok so fuck me ig🥀

 

MainApple_Jack: especially not yours tr33n

MainApple_Jack: you could go blindnfor all i care

 

GarlicGlitch: Holy hell I can smell the testosterone through the screen

GarlicGlitch: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!!!

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:41am

→ Good to see you, User_1201.- 9:41am

 

TheBiggestBird: akwerddddddddddddddd 

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:42am

→ User_1201 just landed. - 9:42am

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:42am

→ User_1201 joined the party. - 9:42am

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:43am

→ User_1201 hopped into the server. - 9:43am

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:43am

→ Yay you made it, User_1201! - 9:43am

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:44am

→ User_1201 just landed. - 9:44am

 

HamsterX1: Who is spamming the chat rn

HamsterX1: It’s literally 2 minutes until bell rings

 

User_1201: Why can’t I leave?

 

Cr4cible: is bro a bot or no

 

FlamBow_Dash: who is this bum bro

 

User_1201: Why can’t I leave?

 

G4mbit: Repeating its not gonna get you an answer lil bro

 

Cr4cible: it’s a bot

 

George-I: its bc of my hella good coding skls XPPPP

 

User_1201: This is malware.

 

George-I: mmmmmm I think yr overreacting

George-I: js cause I can code stuff don mean its all malware >:I

 

User_1201: No, that is what this is. In the definition of malware it says “any code designed to intentionally disrupt or get unauthorized access/information to systems or devices”. 

 

George-I: im not getting info or trying to control yr stuff bruv

 

User_1201: This is a disruption to the way the app works on our phones and is also an invasion of information by adding people onto the server - which needs our information to be even added. 

 

Gr33n: HOLY SHIT GET ABSOLUTELY ROCKED

 

George-I: bro what is this freaking nerd doing here bruh :-/

 

George-I: idk bruv I coded it so it always adds some rando. . .

Cr4cible: this you?

 

George-I: k guys pack it up

George-I: AND MAPE-L WYA

 

FlamBow_Dash: brodie did NOT have youre back

 

George-I: um actually it’s your🤓☝️

 

FlamBow_Dash: crazy coming from a guy that doesnt even spell it out

 

Gr33n: Um, actually it’s “☝️🤓”

 

George-I: death is waiting on yr front door

 

Mape-L: Sorry dude but WHT could i say to thst

Mape-L: I couldn’t even make some dubmass joke 

Mape-L: You’re actually stealing iur info dude

 

George-I: NO I AM NOT

 

Princess_Elsa: Why, out of everyone, would my information have to get stolen by THIS FREAKING GUY

Princess_Elsa: Not even someone cool

 

George-I: ok screw u

 

User_1201: Disable the code and let me leave. You don’t even have to do it for anyone else, just let me leave.

 

Cr4cible: take me with you 

 

G4mbit: NO DONT LEAVE ME HERE

 

George-I: HELL NO IM NOT LETTING U GUYS LEAVE 

 

HamsterX1: STOP SPAMMING MY PHONE IS GOING OFF NONSTOP AND IT’S ONLY BEEN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF CLASS

HamsterX1: I AM GOING TO GET MY PHONE TAKEN UP IF YOU GUYS DONT STOP SPAMMING THE CHAT

 

FlamBow_Dash: get a load of this guy

 

GarlicGlitch: Thank you Hamster🙏

 

→ User_1201 left the server. - 9:55am

→ Good to see you, User_1201.- 9:55am

 

George-I: LLLLLL

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