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1. > Jake: Hop on that Mary Jane. by chronicGeek (chaitealeaves)

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck)
   • Pre-Sburb (Homestuck)
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fluff
   • Humour
   • Comfort
   • Rambling
   • Jake English Smokes A Fat Blunt
   • Canon-typical Slur usage
   • Extensively Betaed
   • Underage Smoking
   • Marijuana
   • Dirk Strider Is The Best Alpha Kid
   • Mild Angst

   Summary

   You are JAKE ENGLISH. Your best bro in the whole goddamn world, DIRK STRIDER, has transported a MEGA FAT BLUNT to your location. You suppose there's only one thing you can do: light it.

   Language:

   English

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