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    “I can’t believe this is what we’re doing on a Saturday night,” Helena said, looking at the screen.

    “You love it.”

    “Uh huh.” She pointed her chopsticks at him. “You should have let me pick.”

    “I tried. Not my fault you’re slow.”

    “I’m thorough.” She reached for her wine. “Besides. Your taste is questionable.”

    “My taste is great. I’m dating you.”

    She looked at him over the rim of her glass and ran her tongue over top lip. “Smooth.”

    “I’ve got game.”

    On screen, a penguin waddled through a forest. The narrator said something about ‘pengwings.’ What the fuck was a ‘pengwing?’

    “Not after you said that.”

    **

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    Things have escalated since Christmas. Somewhere between pranks, sex, and getting caught at Lumon, they’ve become disgustingly into each other.

    Like, really into each other.

    Not to mention more than one deeply questionable bunny situation.

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