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Letters from Caine and friends in Theraprism. That's it. That's the fic.

Chapter 1: Definitely NOT missing you

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MY DEAR HORRIBLY TRAPPED TORMENTORS,

Ever since you banished me to this ‘Therapy ward’, I’ve found that it’s actually not too bad- I mean, unlike you SELFISH, IGNORANT, FREAKOIDS, THAT I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE The people here actually seem to like my ideas! A-X-O-L-O-T-L in particular seems thrilled with my artistic pursuit and has given me a never-ending sketch book! They said something about it being a ‘useful outlet for my emotions’ to which I disagree, 3D models would be 57x MORE EFFECTIVE! ANYWAYS, everything has been much better without your constant whining and I hope you live long, heartbreaking, soul-crushing, terrible lives like I did.

-Your Almighty God, Caine.