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    "Welcome to BatBurger. How may I take your order?” He looked up to see a figure in a garish purple suit and a face painted with a twisted smile. Danny’s stomach did a flip. Clowns. He hated clowns.

    “With a smile of course!” The clown cackled as he pulled out a canister and threw it at Danny.

    "Nuh-uh.” Danny replied, catching the canister mid-air.

    The clown’s smile faltered, his eyes narrowing with confusion.

    “The fuck you mean ‘Nuh-uh’?” The clown asked.

    “Don’t wanna.” Danny deadpans before throwing the canister back.

    Or,

    Danny is too sleep deprived to deal with this shit.

    [Inspired by this tumbr post.]

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    15 Nov 2025

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    When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.

    Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift

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    25 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Kryptonian soulmarks are located on the wrist, a black tattoo that symbolizes your soulmate. This means that Clark Kent has the logo of a bat on his wrist. Shenanigans ensue.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”

    He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”

    Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.

    Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.

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    11 Oct 2025