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[EXCLUSIVE CLIP]

(The scene opens in the room of what appears to be a teenager, of the gothic variety. Everything is dark and gloomy, or inspired by something that is. There even posters to a book and movie series titled 'Evening' on the wall, and on a stereo sat upon an end table next to sewing machine generic punk music is playing. The only light is coming from a computer screen, where a gothic teenage girl is typing something on it. The girl, being a 'goth', has pale skin but it's unclear if it's naturally full-white pale or if it's all just make-up. Her clothes can be described as fishnet stockings, a black miniskirt, a black sleeveless shirt that is short to expose her torso, a black bra exposed by said shirt, and black heeled boots. Her hair is all black too, with some streaks of both red and purple, and she wears plenty of heavy-looking black makeup around her eyes and lips. The girl is posting what appears to be a story onto an art sharing website, and write after she clicked the submit button does she begin speaking)

Gothic Girl - "There. The final episode of Season 4 of My Total Drama is finally uploaded! Now I can-"

(She is suddenly interrupted by a voice from outside the room)

Gothic Girl's Mother - "Maria Susan! Your friends here for that vacation to Europe you wanna go on with them!"

Maria Susan - "IT'S RAVEN DARKNESS PANDORA DYSENTERY EBONY VAMPIRA CANCER!"

Maria Susan's Mother - "Sorry sweetie! I'll try to remember next time!"

Maria Susan - "Ugh. Oh my satan, mom is such an annoying prep it is disgusting. If I were a vampire I would have killed her by now. I'll just check on one last thing before I-" *GASP*

(On her computer screen as she checks the art site, she has seen something truly horrifying to her, something which has shocked her to her very soul itself)

Maria Susan - "Oh Heaven NO! THAT BLEEP SIERRA THINKS SHE CAN KICK OUT OF THE FAN CLUB FOR BEING 'TOXIC'? I'LL SHOW HER! I'LL BLAST HER ON EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, THAT'LL SHOW HER!"

[EXCLUSIVE CLIP ENDS]

(The actual first episode of the real series opens up on a dock to a simple island somewhere in the country that is Canada, with the view of a wide open lake beyond it, perhaps it's even one of the famous Great Lakes of North America. Also seen are some patches of wildnerness, as the island that the dock is on aswell as some smaller outlining islands are covered with dense, but beautiful to look at, forests. While the dock isn't particularly unable to be used, it's still pretty rundown and old, likely it doesn't have many years left before it just collapses into the water from the wood that it's made up of rotting for what's likely decades. Either way, the dock is still stable enough to sport one man, at least. One man with black and beady eyes, khaki pants, a white undershirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a blue untucked shirt with a collar and two chest pockets on either side of the chest. He's rather unmistakeable, really. His five o'clock shadow, his famously waved black hair that glistens in the wind, he's none other than the host the series himself as he stands up in front of the camera to introduce the series' very first ever episode: )

Chris McLean - "Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa! Somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your one and ONLY host, Chris McLean! Dropping Season One of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!"

(scene cuts to him walking down the dock for a bit, it's a bit more zoomed out to show his full body)

Chris McLean - "Here's the deal. 22 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks here at this crummy old summer camp" (he stops walking), "They'll compete in challenges against eachother, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers." (camera zooms in a bit so his face & upper body are shown) "Every three days, one team will either win a reward or" (zoom out again) "watch one of their team members walk down, the dock of shame" (he gestures to the dock he's standing on), "take a ride on the loser boat" (a picture of the afforementioned boat pasted on a plank of wood drops down via rope, it's unknown where it's coming from), "Hahaha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good!"

(scene shifts over to him standing by a campfire pit with a barrel to act as a podium, and at least 11 seats to sit on near the fire pit. It's not far behind a sign presumably saying the name of the camp, and has a large formation of rocks behind it aswell, though it's not the enormous cliff that's also on the island.)

Chris McLean - "Their fates are decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies, each week where all but one camper will recieve, a marshmallow" (picks up a stick with a marshmallow on it, he eats the marshmallow from it) "In the end" (throws the stick away like he just don't care), "only one camper will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame" (holds up some typical tabloid magazine) "and, a small fortune" (holds up a treasure chest of gold, silver, jewels and all sorts of stuff probably more expensive than the actual prize money) "which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to face......black flies"

(shows a swarm of black flies being swiped at by furry arms)

Chris McLean - "Grizzly Bears"

(the arms are of a Grizzly Bear, which is growling in annoyance at the flies which can't seem to mind their own business or the bear's personal space)

Chris McLean - "Disgusting Camp Food"

(a bowl of what looks like maggots is shown, a big one that actually has a face seems offended by that comment)

Big Maggot thing - "WHAT?! WHAT?! I'M DISGUSTING?! HOW DARE YOU!"

Chris McLean - "........" (didn't expect this scene to go that way)

Big Maggot - "YOU INSENSITIVE JERK! YOU JUST GOT ME TRIGGERED! YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE TO SOMEONE! IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS, IT'S INSENSITIVE, AND IT'S WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!"

Chris McLean - "None of this is in the script."

Big Maggot - "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SCRIPT! I'M SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW! I'M ABOUT TO BLAST YOU ON FUMBLR FOR TRIGGERING ME! I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED AT BIRTH AS CAMP FOOD, BUT I DO NOT IDENTIFY AS CAMP FOOD, I IDENTIFY AS A BEAUTIFUL GORMET MEAL!"

Chris McLean - "Okay, okay, SHEESH! I meant they'll have to survive Black Flies, Grizzly Bears, and Wonderful Gormet Meals! Is that better?"

Big Maggot - "NO IT AIN'T! You're NOT taking into consideration the other grubs in this bowl who might NOT identify as the same type of meal as myself!"

Chris McLean - "Ugh" (groans in annoyance)

Big Maggot - (it begins listing every single grub in the bowel and what they apparently identify as. Chris just looks to the camera and makes some hand gestures, which results in one of the show's interns walking over and simply throwing the 'gormet meal' into a nearby trash can, before walking off back to being off-screen. Chris smiles and continues his opening as if the scene had never happened: )

Chris McLean - "As I was saying.........and, eachother."

(scene shifts to show a camera in a bird's nest, the eggs have hatched and the mother bird is feeding her babies a worm)

(also shown is a camera taped ontop of a totem pole)

Chris McLean - "We've got cameras situated all over the camp, so we WILL catch every single waking moment of the drama that will unfold!" (we go back to him standing on the dock) "Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now! On, TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!"

[CUE THE INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

Announcer - "Tonight, on an all new Dr. Bill."

Dr. Bill - "Today's going to be a changing day, in your life."

Grown Man - "Why's that?"

Dr. Bill - "I want you to start living as a gay woman."

Grown Man - O_o

Dr. Bill - "And I want you to start having a gay relationship."

(After that, Bill is counseling a young woman of about 16 years of age)

Dr. Bill - "We have a report, that the young man said, you touched his chest and his bum."

Young Girl - "WHO'S CHEST AND WHO'S BUTT?!"

Dr. Bill - "Right over there." (He points to what turns out to be an elderly man of at least 75 or older)

(Then, the good doctor is seen giving an interview with a young hawaiian boy with prominent lips, tan skin, blue eyes, a dark green shirt, jean pants, sandals, he's beautiful. He's gorgeous. He's, Justin)

Justin - "Why did you call me onto this show again?"

Dr. Bill - "I just wanted to call you and remind you, you don't matter."

Announcer - "Dr. Bill. All New, tonight at 8/7 central, only on TDN. The Drama Network."

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

(After the commercial break, we come back to Chris McLean, standing on the Dock of Shame, as if he had already been preparing for the commmercial break)

Chris McLean - "Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Alright, it's time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them they'd be staying at this five star resort so, if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why."

(Just then, the boat, a mostly white small yacht with some golden railing on the bow and gold for some of it's other details, drives up onto the dock, delivers the first of 22 campers, and leaves. The first camper is Jen, the Fashionista. With dark blue heeled boots, a matching skirt, a light blue sshirt with some poof on the sleeves, that are down only to her elbows, a purple necklace around her neck, dark hair tied in a fashionable ponytail style, sunglasses ever-present on her head, and a decent tan to go along with her overall look she is one of the more fashionable contestants already, as if her label didn't say that already)

Jen - "Oh My Gosh!" (squeals), "That yacht ride was sooooo fetch! The driver could've definitely used a fashion overhaul though." (the driver then rudely throws Jen's luggage out of the boat at that point as if in response to that) "Hey! There are valueable designer clothes in these suitcases! Be careful with them!"

Chris McLean - (walks up to her) "Jen! The Fashionista! Welcome to Camp!"

Jen - "Oh yay! Chris McLean! So you are hosting this show after all?"

Chris McLean - "Sure am!"

Jen - "Didn't they say-"

Chris McLean - "Nope! I'm the ONLY host! Okay? Only me, nobody else! Except Chef Hatchet, technically, but don't worry, you'll see him soon. But aside from him and me, NOBODY."

Jen - "Oh, okay. Well, that's quite an attire you've got on for this job." (has a bit of sarcasm in her voice)

Chris McLean - "Really? Thanks!" (Has an ego so massive he can't detect sarcasm in what she said)

Jen - "Though might I suggest a few changes for you to apply?"

Chris McLean - "You just said it was quite the attire!"

Jen - "Yeah, for like, anything but hosting the hottest reality show ever!"

Chris McLean - "I picked this outfit out myself"

Jen - "Well you got some things alright I guess, like your hair is done magnificently, but some of these other choices you're making, ugh."

Chris McLean - (seems to be trying to be nice to the contestants on this day for a reason) "Well, they're my personal choices and in this free country of ours, I'm allowed to make them! Now just please stand over there" (gestures to the other end of the dock) "while we await the arrival of the other campers."

Jen - "Okay." (walks over to the other end of the dock, looks around the place as she does so) "This place looked so much prettier and fetch on the application form. They must've either used a REALLY old brochure, redecorated horribly, or are going for some bizzare theme day here."

Chris McLean - (He just shrugs her comments off as he turns to the next boat arriving to drop off the next camper)

(The next camper arrives with the sound of punk rock music playing on a stereo which he has one foot on. His name, is Duncan. The Deliquent. Duncan be described as a punk. He's also not bisexual, nor homosexual. Whether or not he's the most attractive guy on the island, well, that is purely up to opinion. He usually wears a pair of blue jean shorts, a cream-coloured undershirt to go with a black t-shirt with a skull on the chest, a black wristband on his right wrist, red/white sneakers, a noise piercing, three ear piercings, and even a brow piercing. For hair, he has short black hair, with a dyed green mohawk/faux-hawk. He also has a black soul patch on his chin. Duncan arrives first throwing his duffle bag down onto the floor of the dock before jumping off himself, he is clearly not happy to see the truth about where he'll be spending the rest of the summer.)

Chris McLean - "Duncan! Dude!"

Duncan - (holds his fist up as if to threaten Chris) "I don't like, surprises."

Chris McLean - "Yeah, your parole officer told me about that" (all smug) "He also told me to give him a holler any time and have you returned to juvie."

Duncan - (huffs) "Okay then" (has duffle bag in hand and begins walking to the other end of the cabin, where Jen is standing at. Jen and Duncan don't really seem to say much to eachother, though Duncan does make flirty eyes at Jen, to which she rolls her own eyes at, clearly not interested).

(The next boat that arrives after Duncan's leaves, is that of Sky. A girl gymnast of cree ancestry with short black hair, dark eyes, usually wearing purple/white sneakers, tight black exercise pants, and a cream top with a purple stripe on the waste. She has earrings, though they are red and styled like that of a feather, likely related to her ancestry. As she steps off of her boat with her luggage, she seems to be a bit surprised by the sight)

Sky - "We're staying here?"

Chris McLean - (he nods) "You sure are! My, and mine alone, crib is an airstream with A.C., that away" (he points to some place off-screen), "Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, Sky!"

Sky - (is a little offended at being lied to, but not overly angry) "So you basically lied to us to trick us onto some summer camp?"

Chris McLean - "Sure did!"

Duncan - "As if that wasn't obvious right from the start."

Sky - "Well, I probably would've thought of signing up anyway, but I will admit, I suppose it is the only way this show could've gotten Twenty-Two teenagers in this decade to actually sign up for this."

Chris McLean - "That's the spirit!"

Sky - "But.....the advertisements said there were gonna be two hosts."

Chris McLean - "Well that was a lie too!"

Sky - "But-"

Chris McLean - "IT WAS A LIE TOO!"

Sky - "Okay......" (she walks over to Duncan and Jen, carrying her own set of duffle bags, presumably filled with gym equipment)

Duncan - "What you got in there, dumbells?"

Sky - "Well, that and alot of other stuff. I'm training for the olympics."

Duncan - "Pft. Yeah right."

Sky - (raises an eyebrow)

(This interaction is shifted to off-screne for a little bit as the next camper arrives. Tom, The Blogger. Short light brown hair, with glasses over his beady eyes. He wears a pair of blue jean pants, with a light blue long-sleeve shirt, and one that was picked to be fashionable indeed. He picked out a fine pair of shoes for himself aswell. He speaks in a style of speaking that is typical of certain types of guys, though whether or not that is actually what he is is confidential. Either way, Jen gasps once she sees Tom, for seemingly positive reasons though.)

Chris McLean - "Tom!"

Tom - "Chris McLean! My your hair looks particularly stylish today."

Chris McLean - "Why thank you my good man."

Tom - "So....." (he looks around) "Where's the resort at?"

Sky - "There is none. They lied to us."

Tom - "What?! So....we're staying....here?"

Chris McLean - "No, like I told Sky over there, YOU'RE staying here. I'M staying somewhere else. That has actual A.C."

Tom - "Oh........" (he is clearly less than excited to be here) "Well, I guess my followers will like a blog about my experience at a summer camp. (He examines the dock as he walks over to Jen, Sky and Duncan), "Ugh, this dock looks like it hasn't been used since the 1970's. It SO needs a touch-up."

Jen - "I know, right?"

Tom - (He notices her sunglasses) "Oh my gosh, are those, Kay-Bam Sunglasses I'm seeing right now?"

Jen - "They sure are! And that is some fine shirt you got there, it like, almost matches mine! And it's from-"

Tom & Jen (in unison) - "Albatross & Finch!" (they both gasp)

Duncan - (rolls his eyes) "I don't think you're this guy's type, girl."

Jen - (offended) "Ignore him. I'm Jen."

Tom - "Well, you heard my name earlier, but I'm Tom."

Jen - "So you're a blogger?"

Tom - "Oh, toats. I can't wait to blog about my experience here."

(As they smile while getting to know eachother for the first time, Chris' attention shifts to the next camper to arrive on the island. It's another girl, and a girl named Crimson at that. The Goth. More of an actual goth though. While she has fishnet stockings/leggings, she wears above-knee black heeled boots over most of them, and her dark red top seems to be a dress which covers her torso. She has a belt around her waist that is black too. Her eyes are dark red, but maybe that's just seemingly. The rest of her can be described as wearing dark red gloves, sporting long white hair that is all black in the back, and a tattoo of a bat on her collar bone area, ride underneath a dark red 'choker'.)

Chris McLean - (seems a bit intimidated/nervous when looking at her as she silently walks onto the dock, not saying much of anything) "Crim....son........welcome!"

Crimson - (she doesn't say much of anything, just kind of, looks. silent)

Chris McLean - (awkward silence gets seemingly contagious)

Crimson - "At least it looks better than I thought it did."

Chris McLean - "Really?"

Crimson - (silence again, it creeps Chris out)

Chris McLean - "Oh......kay then......the rest of the gang is over there." (He gestures to Jen, Duncan, Sky and Tom)

Crimson - (says nothing and walks over to the four who'd previously arrived. She continues to say nothing, and they seemingly don't know what to say to her either, if anything at all)

Sky - (decides to be the first to speak to Crimson) "Hi, I'm Sky. I guess we'll be fellow competitors here."

Crimson - (is silent, making Sky feel awkward)

Sky - "Okay then....."

(As the awkwardness with Crimson's arrival silently continues, the next contestant is dropped off of the island. LeShawna. The Sister with 'Tude, to say the least. A dark skinned African-Canadian, with fabulous black hair, possibly weave, in a big ponytail to go with her amazing dark eyes, and a cream coloured shirt with a line of peaches on the chest, and boy does she have a front and back to shake, because she is a plus-sized woman indeed, and proud of it. For the rest she just wears blue jean shorts with some sandals.)

LeShawna - "Hey y'all" (is walking with luggage in tow) "LeShawna's in the house! Y'all just assume pack your stuff and quit now, cuz I came to win."

Duncan - (scoffs) (mumbles to himself) "I'm surprised the dock can stand this."

LeShawna - (heard that just barely, glares at Duncan) "Excuse me, what was that, chicken leg boy? I didn't hear you correctly!"

Duncan - (smirks) "I just said, I'm a bit surprised this dock can handle so much weight."

LeShawna - "Oh, oh oh oh oh OH you did NOT just go THERE!" (as if it needs to be said that comment set her off) "You wanna go bad boy? Then COME ON THEN!"

Duncan - "Heh, bring it, sister!" (The two are ready to fight eachother, Chris just watches with a smile on his face, Tom & Jen are worried, Crimson just has a deadpan expression on her face, Sky on the other hand runs up to push the two apart from eachother so they don't actually fight eachother)

Sky - "Guys, stop! It's only Day 1! He's not worth it, LeShawna!"

LeShawna - "Hmph. You got that right, sistah."

Duncan - "Hmph"

(They back down from eachother for the time being, though LeShawna still passes a glare in Duncan's direction, and there is still clearly tension. Chris just smiles and laughs a bit at the tension already building up before turning to adress the next contestant being dropped off onto the island)

(The next contestant to arrive is a boy by the name of Dave. He's more of a scrawny boy when compared to the buffer Duncan and even Tom is a bit bulkier than he is, but he's a pretty normal guy. He is of Indian descent, so he has naturally tan/crispy skin. His hair his short and black, matching his dark eyes. He wears a simple pair of dark prown pants, black/white sneaker shoes, a cream coloured collared undershirt, and a teal vest over that. That pretty much sums up little ol' Dave.)

Chris McLean - "Dave! Ya made it!"

Dave - (Seems a bit concerned by the dock) "We're staying....here?"

Chris McLean - "Okay, what is with you teens? No. YOU'RE staying here. I'm staying somewhere with actual A.C."

Dave - "Oh........has this dock been washed like.......ever?"

Chris McLean - "Probably not since the 70's, my man."

Dave - "That's a.....really long time."

Chris McLean - "And it's only gonna get dirtier from here!"

Dave - "......great...." (clearly faking being enthusiastic. He then walks over to the previous 6 campers to arrive. Most of them seem indifferent to him.) "H-h-hey....you guys must be the other campers..."

(Most of them don't respond. Duncan clearly doesn't want anything to do with Dave, Crimson is being her usual self, for example. LeShawna is till feeling mad at Duncan, but is overall friendly indifferent to Dave. Tom and Jen are much the same, though in their minds they might be critiquing Dave's fashion choices.)

Dave - "....heheh."

Sky - "Sorry about that. We just almost had a fight right before you showed up. I'm Sky."

Dave - "Oh, heheh. Well, he said by name already, but Dave. Nice to meet you, Sky."

Sky - "Same to you, Dave."

(They both smile as they meet eachother. It's difficult to tell if this is actually the smile of a budding friendship or just an average friendly greeting.)

(Right at this moment though, the next and most magical contestant of all arrives. Leonard. The second contestant to be of African descent after LeShawna, and he is quite different indeed. He is much scrawnier than she is, but he is decently taller than Dave. His hair is apparently shaven/short, but it's hard to tell, because not only does have an obviously fake beard on him at all times, of a grey variant, but he also wears a green wizard hat, and a matching green cloak aswell. Most of the other contestants are shocked at his wardrope, Duncan holds back laughter. Even Chris does, admittedly)

Chris McLean - "Leonard....dude.....you know this isn't...pfft, whatever you think this is, right?"

Leonard - "It's not? Then, what is it? Is it a dungeon? An Illusion? If so, I know just the spell for that!" (he pulls out his spell back and seriously begins searching for it, under the belief that the camp is an illusion)

Chris McLean - (debates in his mind whether or not to let him cast it, or to attempt in breaking it too him. After a few seconds he decides: ) "Don't worry my man, this is no illusion. You can just say we used a deception spell or whatever to get you and the other 21 teens to actually sign up for this."

Leonard - "Oh! That explains it! That spell's pretty hard to do too, I'm impressed!"

Chris McLean - "Yeah, I bet you are..."

Leonard - (Proceeds to walk towards the other campers) "Man, this cloak you put over the resort is amazing! It looks almost real! It's gonna be very tough for me to crack it!"

Chris McLean - (Just laughs)

(The other campers have mixed reactions to Leonard. Duncan is about to burst out laughing like Chris is, Dave just looks on as if Leonard's weirding him out, LeShawna is holding laughter better than Duncan is as she is trying to be friendly, Tom and Jen are obviously critiquing the heck out of Leonard's fashion already in their minds, and Sky is seemingly trying to question whether or not Leonard is even real. Crimson is still just deadpan and not really making any major facial expression)

Leonard - "Salutations, fellow competitors! I am Leonard, I'm a level 100 Wizard from the realm of Xeprela, I know that might sound intimidating to you, because my magic will surely be tough to beat for all of you, but I assure you, there is nothing to be afraid of me unless one of you happens to be a dragon, an ogre, or any other creature inbetween!"

Duncan - (Is really fighting to not laugh by this point) "Oh yeah, yeah, you're TOTALLY intimidating, dude. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" (no longer able to hold it in anymore)

Dave - "Wow that guy's kinda.....weird.."

LeShawna - "He DOES know we're not in some dungeon or whatever, right?"

Sky - "Guys, don't be so mean to him, he's just a bit....quirky..."

Leonard - (Is not minding what they're saying about him and is walking up to his place on the dock like he's an independent wizard who don't need no witch)

(With Leonard now on the dock, the next contestant arrives just the same. Noah, the snarky know-it-all. Like Dave, he too is of Indian descent, but his hair is of a more clearly dark brown rather than black. Noah wears three shirts: a white elbow-length sleeve undershirt, a collared blue shirt, and a red vest over that. Completing his look with green sneakers and matching shorts, and you have what Noah looks like. Like Dave he's not as buff as the other guys by a long shot, but he's not precisely trying to be like that.)

Chris McLean - "Our Next Camper is.....Noah!"

Noah - (walking towards the others on the dock, carrying his suitcase) "You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?"

Chris McLean - "I'm sure someone did!"

Noah - "Good" (sees the place) "Is this where we're staying?"

Duncan - "No" (cracks knuckles as he does a 'threatening' put-fist-into-hand motion) "It's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party."

Noah - (sarcastic) "Cute. Nice piercings original, do them yourself?" (suddenly Duncan grabs his lower lip while in the other hand holding a piercing)

Duncan - "Yeah, you want one?"

Noah - "Ugh, no thanks, can I have my lip back please?" (Duncan lets his lip go) "Thanks."

(Fresh off of Noah, the next contestant arrives onto the island. Mike. He is one of the taller guys to arrive thus far, but he is a surprisingly skinny boy too. He is of Italian descent and has a decent tan on his body. He wears long blue pants, a teal shirt with cream on the sleeve ends and neck, simple sneaker shoes, and has spike dark hairs to go with his own eyes. He seems to not really want to be here, but is simply accepting his fate with a sigh.)

Chris McLean - "Mike! Our 9th contestant! Welcome to the show!"

Mike - "Yeah..........but, I'm the 10th."

Chris McLean - "No, you're the 9th."

Mike - "Uh....I coun't nine over there, so that means I'm the tenth."

Chris McLean - "Hahaha, wow. You're parents were right about you, you are bad at everything. There's CLEAR evidence you are the ninth to arrive, and not the tenth."

Mike - (offended by that first part of the comment)

Noah - (sarcastic remark) "Wow. I didn't know they let idiots host Reality Shows."

Dave - (sarcastic too) "You didn't?"

Chris McLean - (offended by the sarcasm) "Okay, fine! You're the tenth to arrive! There's 23 instead of 22 campers! Whatever you say! Just get over there to the others!"

Mike - "Okay" (shrugs and walks over to the others)

Duncan - (squints his eyes as he looks at Mike, as if, something's off about him to the deliquent) "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"

Mike - "Uh, no? I don't think so. I'm Mike...." (looks around a bit nervously for a bit)

Duncan - "Huh, must be a coincidence I guess....." (is clearly still suspicious, but decides to not make a big deal out of it)

(The next contestant arrives just shortly after Mike's arrival. The 11th camper, is none other than Courtney. The Type A. She's of hispanic descent, and has brunette hair with dark eyes, wearing tight green capri pants, with a wenge coloured vest over a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up above her eblows. For shoes, she wears a set of flats. She has C.I.T. experience and she's not afraid to use it. Her arrival actually has her wave happily at the dock as Chris actually lends his hand for unknown reasons to help her off of the boat.)

Courtney - "Thank you"

Chris McLean - "You're welcome, Courtney."

Courtney - (silently walks over to the others, doesn't seem to pay much mind to the fact it's all a camp and not a resort, something Chris seems to be happy about) "Hi! You must be the other contestants, it's really nice to meet you all!"

Dave - "Hey. I'm Dave."

Courtney - "It's nice to meet you, Dave" (they shake hands)

Sky - "And I'm Sky."

Courtney - "And you too, Sky. Say, you look familiar."

Sky - "Oh, you must recognize my sister. She competed in the olympics. I hope to some day follow her in her footsteps."

Dave - "Woah, really?"

Mike - "That's pretty cool!"

Dave - "Yeah"

Courtney - (seems intimidated of that factoid from Sky for a bit, but then goes back to her friendly demeanor) "The olympics, huh? That is pretty impressive, but I have actual C.I.T. experience, which I think will come in handy given the, actual setting here."

LeShawna - "C.I. wha?"

Courtney - "Counselor in Training."

Sky - "Oh, okay. I can see why that could come in handy, but I'm confident in my athletic skills."

Courtney - "Mhm" (seems to be sizing Sky up or something) "Well, I look forward to competing with you."

Sky - "Same back to you."

Chris McLean - "Okay, so that's........." (tries counting all of the currently arrived contestants)

Noah - (sarcastically) "Twelve?"

Chris McLean - (scowls at Noah) "Eleven, thank you very much! Eleven Campers!"

Noah - (also sarcastically) "Hurray for you, you learned to count correctly."

Chris McLean - "Don't push it on Day One, Noah. We still have to wait for eleven more campers!"

Courtney - "Hey, wait a minute, didn't they say there'd be two people hosting this show?"

Dave - "Maybe that was just another instance of his bad math skills."

Chris McLean - "No, it wasn't! There really is only one main host of this show. Me. That's it. Nobody else."

Courtney - "You sure? Because when I looked at the advertisement, it said that-"

Chris McLean - "We change ALOT of stuff before actually airing this show. The other host.......well, let's just say they're somewhere else."

Courtney - "Okay....."

Chris McLean - "Anywho, I see the next boat already showing up!"

(The next camper to arrive, the twelfth to be precise, is none other than Army Cadet, Brick. Dressed in black boots, blue shorts with a belt, a tucked in army green shirt, with a black crew cuit hairstyle, unibrow - Duncan has one too -, and even wearing dog tags like a necklace, Brick gives a salute as he steps onto the dock and adresses Chris aswell as his fellow campers. He wastes no time in giving even Chris, more of a reason to have an inflated ego, albeit unintentionally)

Brick - "Brick McArthur, reporting for Duty!"

Chris McLean - "Wonderful, Brick, the rest of your platoon awaits you!" (mumbles to himself) "I hope he lasts long enough for the boot camp challenge, hahaha."

Brick - "Yes Sir!" (marches over to the previous elevan campers, most of them are indifferent to him, the rest are giving him friendly smiles)

Dave - "Wow. We have an Olympian, a C.I.T., and now a real Army Cadet."

Sky - "I'm just training for the Olympics, Dave."

Dave - "Heheh, still though." (smiles, Sky smiles back)

(Right after Brick's arrival, the next contestant arrives to the island. Dawn. The Moonchild. Dawn is the shortest of all of the games competing in this season, and can be described as one of the paler girls, just a little bit less so than Crimson appears to be. She has long blonde hair to go with her dark blue eyes, and wears a long-sleeved green sweater over a collared blue shirt, a black skirt, and purple leggings to go with some black shoes she has on her feet. She also reads auras.)

Chris McLean - "And our....whateverth Camper, Dawn!"

Dawn - "Hello, Chris. My, your aura perfectly suits you right now."

Chris McLean - "Oh, I know! Everything about me suits me."

Dawn - "I see."

Dave - "Auras?"

Dawn - (appears right beside Dave as if she teleported there off-screen) "It's the distinctive atmosphere or quality that seems to surround and be generated by a person, thing, or place." (Dave is startled by this) "I am one of those gifted with the ability to read them."

Mike - (looks around nervously and backs away from Dawn, not wanting to have his aura read apparently)

Leonard - (gasps) "Oh my, that is amazing! What level are you?"

Dawn - ".....level?"

Leonard - "Are you new to the guild?"

Dawn - "I'm not a-"

Leonard - "Ooooh! You must join my party like, for real!"

Dawn - "......" (does not know how to respond to that)

(Infact, neither does the rest of them either)

Leonard - (Just has these eyes of 'I found my soulmate' towards Dawn, Dawn looks creeped out from just reading his aura and decides not to say anything but back away from him)

Chris McLean - "Oh look, our next camperS!"

(Indeed, Chris' use of plural was correct. For one time and one time only, two campers are arriving together rather than separately, primarily because they are twin sisters. Amy, and Samantha. Though Samantha is usally called "Sammy", "Sam", or "Samey" depending on who you're talking too. Being identical twins, both sisters have the same body type, and even are wearing the same red/white cheerleader uniform with white heeled boots up to their knees. They have teal eyes, and short shoulder-length blonde hair. The only difference is that Amy has a 'beauty mark' on her right check while Sammy does not.)

Duncan - (upon seeing them step onto the dock) "Cheerleaders. Sweet." (Alot of the girls are just annoyed/roll their eyes at that remark)

Chris McLean - "And here we have Amy AND Samey!"

Sammy - "Um, it's Sammy....short for Samantha..."

Amy - (just glares angrily at her)

Chris McLean - "Really? Because Amy said it's Samey."

Sammy - "Yes, but mom and da-"

Amy - "Oh my GAG do you have to complain about EVERYTHING? You're name is Samey, deal with it!"

Chris McLean - "Yeah, what she said. You are the second born. The lesser twin. The lesser Amy, if you will."

Sammy - "But-"

Chris McLean - "On this show, you're officially Samey, end of discussion!"

Amy - "You heard the man, Samey. It's bad enough they made me ride here with you. The least you can do is carry my luggage." (walks over to the others herself while leaving Sammy behind to carry both her own and Amy's luggage. The other contestants are either looking on dissapprovingly at Amy's meanness, or in Duncan's case too busy admiring the fact the two are cheerleaders. The only one who doesn't disapprove of Amy's blunt bullying of Sammy, is Chris.)

Sammy - (Just sighs unhappily and mumbles to herself) "I auditioned for this show to get away from Amy..."

Amy - "Hurry your lazy butt up already! You're wasting like, so much time!" (She notices LeShawna, Dawn and Sky looking at her with dissaproving looks) "What?"

LeShawna - "Here, let me help you with that" (she goes over and helps Sammy with the luggage, since Amy naturally brought alot of stuff with her)

Sammy - (smiles gratefuly) "Thank you."

LeShawna - "It's no problem, girl."

Amy - "Ugh." (Does not approve of someone actually being nice to her sister instead of her)

Chris McLean - (His attention turns to the next boat arriving with the next camper)

(The next contestant to arrive onto the scene is none other than tech geek, Cody. Cody is not as typically nerdy looking as other geeks though. He is a caucasian with teal eyes, short brown hair, and he is shorter than Dave & Noah but taller than Dawn. He wears baggy jean pants, dark green sneakers, and a grey formal shirt underneath a cream vest which itself has a red stripe above a green stripe. He can also be described as a major wannabe ladies' man.)

Chris McLean - "Cody! The Codester! The Codemeister!" (He and Cody do some random head gestures before high-fiving, before Cody then struts over to the end of the dock where all of the others are gathered at)

Cody - "Dude! Totally psyched to be here, man." (he walks by Amy, Sammy, LeShawna & Dawn) "I see the ladies have already arrived, heh, alright!" (he clearly is trying to flirt with them, some of them silently laugh at his attempt, others, like Amy, just roll their eyes in a lack of being impressed)

(LeShawna is just standing there when Cody is about to say something. Not being mad, LeShawna just puts a finger to his mouth and says in a friendly tone: )

LeShawna - "Save it, short stuff"

Cody - (quietly does so)

(The next contestant arrives immediately after that little scene with Cody, and ironically has a somewhat similar name. Brody, to be precise. The surfer dude. Like Courtney, he too came from hispanic descent, but was a guy, obviously. He wore a sleeveless pink top, a pair of purple shorts, with red/white sneakers, and his hair is short and brown too with skin that has a decent tan. Along with him, he also has his trusty ol' surfboard, since as we just said he is a surfer.)

Chris McLean - "And our Surfer dude, Brody, is here!"

Brody - (jumps off of the boat with surfboard in-hand) "Righteous!" (He looks around) "Aw man, there's like, no waves here!"

Chris McLean - "Well, we're in like, lake Ontario or whatever, so I wouldn't really be expecting major waves."

Brody - "Bummer. I was really lookin' forward to catching some all summer!"

Chris McLean - "Heh, well, it's not a total bummer! You get meet me, Chris McLean, in person!"

Brody - "Sweet! It's honour to meet Chris McLean in person!.....where is he?"

Chris McLean - (not amused. Some snickering can be heard from the others) "He's right here."

Brody - "He is?"

Chris McLean - "As in, right here. It's me! I'm Chris McLean!"

Brody - "Woah, really?"

Chris McLean - "Yes, really!"

Brody - "Woah. Like, totally blows my mind! It's honour to meet you, man!"

Chris McLean - "Yes man, I know it is."

(Amy just rolls her eyes at all of this. Brody by this point goes to walking to where her and the others are standing at)

(The next contestant arrives shortly, and she's Emma. The Scholar girl. Desires to be a lawyer, and is an asian girl with long black hair, dark eyes, a pair of flats, some black capri pants, and a light orange/red shirt underneath an unzipped small red coat. She's definitely one of the smarter contestants on the island, right up there alongside Noah. She doesn't seem too surprised when she sees the truth about where they're all to compete at)

Chris McLean - "Our next girl, Emma, is here!"

Emma - (sarcastic) "Wow. Why am I not surprised Reality TV lied about something."

Chris McLean - "Haha. Yeah, we do that all the time."

Emma - (sarcastic with smirk) "So that means you tell the truth all the time then?"

Chris McLean - "No, it means, it means, ugh! Just, go over there!"

Emma - "Okay then" (and she walks to where all of the other previous arrivals are standing at.)

Noah - (Is looking at Emma with an actual smile with one eyebrow raised, but does say anything to her...yet)

Cody - (seems to notice Noah's look) "You into her, man?"

Noah - (snapped out of it, faces Cody) "Wow, way to just assume things about people you hardly know. Do you always do that?"

Cody - "Come on, I know that look. I perfected, that look."

Noah - (rolls his eyes) "I hardly know her."

Cody - "Yet." (smirk)

Noah - (just has that look on his face)

Cody - "Don't worry dude, I honour the code. I'll keep my hands off her for ya."

Noah - (rolls his eyes again) "Thanks."

(The next arrival was none other than the second to last dude to arrive onto the island, B. That's not his true first name, but it's a short form of it. He's definitely the biggest boy at camp, especially in terms of girth. He's of African descent like LeShawna, but of a lighter shade of black. His hair is short, he has a few ear piercings, he's got a soul patch, green eyes, a red cap faced backwatds, a black jacket over a red hoodie, a white undershirt, blue jean pants and simple sneaker shoes.)

Chris McLean - "B!"

B - (does a hand gesture as he walks up to Chris)

Chris McLean - "So....what do ya think of the place?"

B - (looks around, he shrugs, not really caring that it's really an aging summer camp)

Chris McLean - "Seriously?"

B - (nods)

Chris McLean - "Dude, come on, not a single comment?"

B - (shakes his head)

Chris McLean - "Come on."

B - (shrugs)

Dawn - (just appears right near the two of them) "Sorry to interrupt, but it's just not in B's aura for him to speak. Mother Nature just doesn't intend for him too."

(Both B and Chris are startled by Dawn's sudden appearance, and have no comment on what she said)

B - (Just nods and points to Dawn, as if 'what she said' would be what he would say if he actually spoke)

Chris McLean - "Fine. I'll accept that. For now."

(Dawn and B rejoin/join the other campers at that point)

Leonard - "That's so amazing! Come on, can you read my aura?"

Dawn - (Sighs) "Your Aura is a little bit Orange with a bit of red and yellow-green, and a hint of dark pink."

Leonard - "Hm.....what does that mean."

Dawn - (Is about to speak, but then)

Noah - (sarcastic) "I don't think you want her to say that, honey."

Leonard - (Just glares at Noah, when he looks back, Dawn has taken the oppurtunity to mysteriously dissappear from Leonard's sight, possibly behind B)

(Similar to B being the penultimate guy, the next camper was the penultimate girl to arrive onto the island. It was none other than good ol' Sugar, the Pageant Queen. Sugar is something else indeed. Blonde hair done up in a pageant-worthy fashion, blue jean pants that are a bit tight for her so they kind of stop at one point before her feet, she's definitely a plus-sized gal but ain't ashamed of it one bit. She has a small pink top too, and pink flats. She clearly is here to work it during her stay.)

Chris McLean - "Sugar! The Last Girl to Arrive!"

Sugar - "Well that makes sense. Save the best last, it's always the best option."

Sky - "Wait, so there are more guys than girls in this show?"

Sugar - "What is that little anorexic girl talkin' about?"

Sky - "Firstly, I'm not anorexic, secondly, if there's twenty-two of us, like it said, then to keep things equal there would have to be eleven guys AND eleven girls."

Sugar - "Oh mah lord, does anyone REALY care about that math watchamacallits?"

Cody - (raises his hand with with a nervous smile)

Sky - (still turned to Chris) "I don't wanna come off as one of those social justice warriors or whatever, I'm just-"

Chris McLean - "Well guess what, you are. I think I know what I'm doing, please go back to where you were and let's save the discussions for when everyone's arrived already, okay?"

Sky - (sighs)

Sugar - "Yeah. Try to ruin my entrance. The nerve of some people!"

Chris McLean - "I know how you feel."

(Sugar walks over to the other campers at that point, Chris checks a clipboard as the next boat then arrives with the penultimate camper overall)

(The next contestant to arrive, is the 11th male to do so. Ezekiel, to be precise. The home-schooled prairie boy of the 22 campers, Ezekiel was a pretty pale-skinned boy on account of his isolated life up to this point. He had a bit of stubble on his chain, thick brunette hair, and dark eyes. He usually wore a white shirt underneath a green hoodie jacket, a blue beanie cap, blue jean pants, and boots which matched his jacket.)

Chris McLean - "Ezekiel! Dude, what's up?"

Ezekiel - (Literally looks up and points) "I think I see a bird."

(Some of the other guys snicker at that)

Chris McLean - (For once, he actually takes pity on one of the contestants and with a hand on Zeke's shoulder he goes in to say) "Look dude, I know you don't get out much. Been home-schooled all your life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?" (gently ushers Ezekiel towards the others)

Ezekiel - "Yes Sir!"

Dave - (comments mostly to self) "That's....wow."

(The 22nd and final contestant too arive, is none other than Queen Bee Heather. Long black hair, she is of asian descent like Emma, but is actually one of the taller girls to arrive on the island, if not the out of the girls competing. Her clothes are made for the summer, with short shorts, flats, and a small red top that doesn't have sleeves, instead just a collar that is connected by the chest via ring. I don't know what top that is, sorry. Her entrance is that, with sunglasses on, she steps one foot onto the dock, then the other, and the reflections of some of the others are in her sunglasses as she takes them off and looks back at her boat leaving. She's clearly not happy at all about the twist.)

Chris McLean - "Hea...ther...."

(Heather just storms past him)

Duncan - "Heh, see you by the campfire, gorgeous."

Heather - "Drop dead, you skeez."

Sugar - "Wait a minute, I thought you said I was the last girl to show up for this here pageant?!"

Chris McLean - (he looks at his clipboard) "Well....I."

Heather - "Guess he was wrong" (doesn't actually care, she's not happy to be here)

Sugar - "Unless you're one of them trans people or whatever." (Heather gasps, everyone else gasps too)

Brody - "Oh snap."

Heather - "Do I LOOK like a tranny to you?!"

Sugar - "How am I supposed to know what those look like?"

Heather - "I don't know, read a book? But I guess that's asking too much from someone like you."

Sugar - "And what is THAT supposed to mean, you skinny lil twig?!"

Heather - "I don't think I need to say anything, redneck."

Sugar - "Well at least I actually eat! I'm surprised the wind don't carry that skinny little butt o' yours off!"

Heather - "At least I know how when to STOP eating."

Sugar - "At least I'm a real girl!"

Heather - "I AM NOT A TRANNY!"

Sugar - "Then prove it! Why don't you show us what you've down there!"

(Alot of the girls are just like, raising eyebrows at Sugar's demands. Cody and Duncan seem to not disagree with Sugar's demand though. Only Tom seems to have the same reaction as the girls)

Heather - "I am not taking off my shorts infront of a bunch of perverted guys just to satisfy some delusional redneck on television. I am calling my parents, you can NOT make me stay here."

Chris McLean - (Just holds up the contracts that Heather signed, to silently say he actually can)

Heather - (is clearly mad)

Cody - (Goes up to Heather) "Hey, I think you're a real girl."

Heather - "Congrats, you have a functioning brain. Now why don't you use that brain to stop talking to me."

Cody - "Okay, okay, sorry.........you're hot."

Heather - (scowls at him, saying all she needs to say. He decides it's best to just back off now)

Dave - "Heheh, she's way out of your league."

Cody - "I know, but it was worth a shot."

Dave - (shrugs) "I guess I can't fault you for that."

Chris McLean - "Okay! So now that everyone's here, we can finally-" (the sound of a 23rd boat arriving cuts him off, he turns and sees it) "What the?"

(The boat drops off not a teenager, but a fully adult woman. [Dyed] Blonde hair, red earrings, blue eyes, a red dress with a small slit on the bottom's middle section, matching red high heels, golden wristbands, clearly wearing makeup, it's none other than Blaineley, the Diva. She's clearly not very happy with Chris as she's dropped off on the dock, and doesn't appear to have brought luggage with her like the other campers did.)

Sky - "Who is she?"

Sugar - "ANOTHER one?!"

Blaineley - "Who am I? WHO AM I?! I'm the co-host of this show! Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Holleran."

Chris McLean - (Seems to have a defeated look to his face)

Sky - "I knew it!"

Chris McLean - "You sure you're not a twenty-third camper or something? Because, ya know, the boat and everything."

Blaineley - (glaring at Chris) "You left me at the port and I had to actually wait, in the Summer Heat, for my boat to arrive! Do you have ANY idea how degrading it was to wait that long?! And you had all of the arrivals without me?!"

Chris McLean - "You would've done the same thing."

Blaineley - (glares, but admittedly, he is right) "Fine. I'll let this go for now. So what's next?"

Chris McLean - "Not much, really."

Blaineley - (Is clearly furious with Chris already, but hiding how angry she really is) "Not much is still something."

Chris McLean - "Well, I was going to take a cast picture and then we go to the campfire pit to get the team ready." (He pulls out a camera)

Blaineley - "Well, since you decided to handle all of the arrivals, I'm handling the cast picture!" (tries to take the camera from him, but fails)

Chris McLean - "No, I wanna do it!" (they start having a tug-of-war over the camera)

Blaineley - "As if you deserve to!"

Chris McLean - "You just got here!"

Blaineley - "That's because of you!"

Chris McLean - "Well, either way I'm more famous than you are!"

Blaineley - (gasps) "No you're not!"

Chris McLean - "Yes I am!"

Blaineley - "No. You're. Not!"

Amy - "HELLO! Are you two forgetting about something?"

(there is a silence)

Amy - "The show?!"

Chris McLean - "Riiiiiiiiight."

Blaineley - "We'd never forget about the show!"

Heather - "Then why aren't you hosting it right now?"

Chris & Blaineley - (Look to eachother, glaring, but then Blaineley kicks Chris in the shins before taking the camera and jumping onto the boat she arrived on)

Blaineley - "Alright! Time for the cast picture for the promos!"

Chris McLean - "Hey!" (jumps onto the boat too, he takes the camera from her) "Nice try!"

(While they argue over this, the campers are getting into position for the picture on the other end of the dock. B is in the center, with Leonard standing to his left, and Noah to his right. On the front row, Amy & Sammy are sitting next to eachother, as are Courtney, Dawn and Jen. On the other end of the front row, so are Ezekiel and Sky. Behind B are Duncan & Brick. Sugar is standing right by Leonard, and to the left her are Tom, LeShawna & Emma. To the right of Noah are Brody, Crimson, Dave, Heather and Cody. All of them except Crimson are smiling, and some are trying to do some kind of pose for the promo picture.)

Chris McLean - "Okay, one...two...." (*click*) "Oops."

Blaineley - (takes it from Chris) "You forgot the lens cap" (she takes the lens cap off) "Let a professional show you how it's done." (she then directs herself to the campers) "Okay, hold those poses! One....two......wait....aw, the card's full. Hold those poses for a little bit more!"

LeShawna - (annoyed) "Come on, girl, my face is startin' to freeze!"

(Chris and Blaineley have one last minute tug-of-war over the camera until Blaineley kicks Chris to the ground)

Blaineley - "Okay! Now, everyone say Wawanakwa!"

All 22 Campers - "WawanakwAAAAAAH!" (while they said that, the dock finally gave way and broke, sending all 22 of them into the water just as Blaineley took the picture)

Blaineley - "FABULUOUS! Now, everyone dry off and meet me, and Chris, at the camfpire pit in ten!"

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

(The commmercial opens on a distance shot of a hotel)

Announcer - "Do you want a true five star hotel experience? Do you not care much for surfing or clams?" (now pictures of Surfer's Paradise Ridgemount resort and Captain Ron's hotels are shown big red X's over them. "Then we have the place for you!"

(A different hotel, possibly the 3rd place chain, is shown)

Announcer - "Come to the Milton Hotels! Situated all over Canada aswell as in select countries all over the world!"

Day Manager of a Milton Hotel - "Here at the Milton Hotels, we won't give you cheezy sell out themes OR whatever it is that Captain Ron does, instead we will give you the benefits of not denying a guest, even the most RIDICULOUS request!"

Random Child - (walks up to him) "I want a party with rooms full of laughter, a ton of ice cream, a bean feast, and for you to dress up like a chicken and call yourself a turkey!"

Day Manager - (Has a smile already wishing that wasn't the slogan)

(Cuts to him actually doing all of those things)

Day Manager - "Like I said, not even the most RIDICULOUS request! I'M A TURKEY!"

(Back to the first shot of the Milton hotels)

Announcer - "Milton Hotels! Come Now!"

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

(After that commercial break, things go straight to the campfire pit. All of the twenty-two campers have now dried off after the dock broke and sent them into the water, and Chris & Blaineley are both standing infront of all of them as they begin to explain how things are going to work. Due to how little seats there were, some of the campers were standing rather than sitting, but all of them were basically gathered in one spot.)

Blaineley - "This, is Camp Wawnakwa, your home, for the next eight weeks!"

(Camp Wawanakwa. It's basically just 2 cabins, a small 'arts and crafts' building, a main mess hall building, communal washrooms, and an outhouse. All of the buildings are aging badly, rundown, and in need of serious touching up that the two/three hosts and the Producers are unwilling to actually bother with.)

Blaineley - "The campers sitting around you will be your roommates, your competition, and maybe even your friends, or more."

(As she said that, Sugar glared at Heather and at Dawn, Leonard had a look at Dawn who was creeped out by him, Cody checked out some of the girls near him, and Duncan silently threatened Tom with a fist until Jen stepped infront of Tom as if to protect him. Chris also spent the whole time glaring like a spoiled brat over Blaineley's screentime.)

Blaineley - "Whichever one of you twenty-two campers who manages to stay until the end will win One Hundred Thousand Dollars! I'm surprised Chris actually got that part right."

Chris McLean - (already at his wit's end) "Don't push it, woman."

Duncan - (Walks up a little) "Excuse me, what will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." (points to Heather, who is not agreeing with that concept)

Heather - "They're not co-ed, are they?"

Chris McLean - "Ye-" (Blaineley steps on his foot) "Augh!"

Blaineley - "No. Girls get one side of each cabin, and boys get the other."

Sugar - "Excuse, Blinelay? Since I'm the prettiest gal around this place, can I have a cabin with a lake view?"

Blaineley - "Okay, firstly that's just your opinion, secondly that's not how it works here, and third, it's Blaine-lee!"

Sugar - (pouts) "Hmph."

Sammy - "Can I...get a cabin that...doesn't have Amy in it?"

Amy - (groans) "Oh my gosh, is that what's gonna be like all summer? Gawd! Can't you just eliminate her already? It's already obvious which one of us is gonna win!"

Sammy - "R-right...." (submits to Amy's insults and looks down sadly)

LeShawna - (glaring) "Yeah, me and that girl are gonna have some problems." (of course she means Amy)

Brody - "Aw c'mon guys!" (to LeShawna & Mike) "It'll be fun! It's like one big righteous sleepover!"

Mike - (To LeShawna) "At least you don't have to sleep next to him" (they look over to Duncan)

Duncan - (He's giving a noogie to a deer. seriously. They then look back to eachother)

Chris McLean - "Okay, so, here's the deal-"

Blaineley - (interrupts him abruptly) "We're going to separate you guys and girls into two teams of eleven!"

Chris McLean - "I was gonna do that part!"

Blaineley - "You hosted the arrivals. I'm hosting the team pickings, okay?"

Chris McLean - "No, it's not okay!"

Heather - "Ahem! Can we just get this over with already?!"

Blaineley & Chris - "Fine!"

Chris McLean - "I'll give out one team, you give out the other, deal?"

Blaineley - "Deal."

Chris McLean - "Okay, so, when you're name is called, come stand over there. And-"

Blaineley - "Crimson" (she remains deadpan), "Mike" (he smiles lightly), "Heather" (neutral response, with slight eyebrow raise), "Ezekiel" (neutral smile), "Sugar" (Ezekiel looks over to her, she just looks up while she's doing her nails), "Emma" (neutral response), "Dawn" (slightly concerned expression, possibly still hoping a certain someone's not on her team), "Brody" (smile, like always), "LeShawna" (she stands up proudly), "Duncan" (he looks up from giving the deer a noogie still), "and, Noah!" (he's just having a slight frown while raising one eyebrow, a typical cynical response), "From this moment on, you all are officially known as!" (she throws them a rolled up green cloth, Brody catches it" "The Screaming Gophers!" (it unrolls in Brody's hands, revealing on it is a logo with a screaming gopher on it)

Brody - "Yeah! I'm a Gopher! Woo!"

Mike - (looks a bit terrified) "G-G-Gopher? Okay.....it's just, a team logo."

Sugar - "Ugh! This is so unfair! Our team is so much weaker than whichever other team y'all make! Why don't we have the Wizard?!" (her fellow team members all look at her with raised eyebrows and confusion)

Blaineley - (just shrugs)

Chris McLean - "ANYWAY, the rest of you, over here." (he then begins calling out the other team) "Cody" (looks on with a cheeky smirk), "Sky" (neutral look), "Dave" (tries to flirt with Sky with some gestures, but she fails to notice. Cody pats him on the shoulder), "Brick" (he gives a salute), "Samey" (she sighs sadly), "Amy" (glares at Amy before attempting a friendly smile), "Courtney" (neutral expression), "Leonard!" (he walks up to Courtney with a smile on his face, she just blankly looks at him), "Tom" (looks up with a neutral look), "Jen" (her and Tom then smile at eachother), "aaand, B!" (blank/neutral response, silent) "You guys are from here on," (he throws a red cloth to B, he catches it and unrolls it) "The Killer Bass!" (Their logo/mascot is an angry looking Bass fish)

Cody - "Sweet!"

Leonard - "I am proud to be in the clan of the Killer Bass! Together we shall thwart whatever hexes the Gophers put upon us, and slay any beast that comes into our path! My expertise in magic will be our greatest strength!"

(Dave and Courtney roll their eyes, both being annoyed with Leonard already)

Chris McLean - "Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera 24/7 in ALL areas of this competition."

Blaineley - "Except in the washroom."

Duncan - (snaps fingers in dissappointment, he was looking forward to catching footage of some of the girls)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Chris McLean - "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape anytime you want via the outhouse confessional which Blaineley doesn't want to step foot in. Let the audience at home know what you're thinking! Or, just get something off your chest!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Crimson - "I like how this camp feels like a place where dreams go to die. It gives so much more personality to it."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "Heather and Dawn better watch their steps! I see Dawn eyeing MAH Wizard! And Heather, well, that Tranny can just kiss my big pageant winnin' butt!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - (she shows her birth certificate) "Just to prove to you people, I am NOT a tranny!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> (A loon is putting on lipstick, until it notices the camera and is looking on in shock, caught off guard)

(We go back to the campfire pit, where Chris and Blaineley have one more last minute announcement for the campers)

Chris McLean - "Alright! Any Questions?" (None) "Cool! Let's find your cabins!"

(We go over to the cabins, with Chris and Blaineley introducing the two buildings to the campers for the first time ever.)

Chris McLean - "Gophers, you're in the East Cabin, Bass you're in the West."

[GOPHER CABIN - GIRLS SIDE]

(Heather is the first girl to step in, carrying her suitcases. Once inside, she notices a few sets of bunk beds, enough for at least all of the Gopher girls, and needless to say she is less than pleased with the arrangements)

Heather - "Bunk beds?" (snobbishly) "Isn't this a little.....summer camp?"

Sugar - (walks in from behind her and purposely bumps into her) "That's the ide-er, tranny!"

(Dawn walks into the cabin too)

Heather - "Shut it, weird redneck girl!"

Dawn - "Please, can we not fight on the first day? I know both of your auras are-"

Heather & Sugar - "ZIP IT, HIPPIE!"

Dawn - (just lets out a sad sigh)

[BASS CABIN - GIRLS SIDE]

(As Courtney turns around to get her things all set, Cody suddenly appears behind her)

Cody - "You're really smart, I feel that. And ooh, you organize all your clothing! Nice!" (He had a view of her suitcase, where all her clothes were)

Courtney - (gasps and turns around) "You're supposed to be on the Boys' side!"

Cody - (gives her a sheepish smile)

(Some struggling noises are heard before Cody is suddenly flying out of the girls side, getting a mouthful of grass as a result. Fellow bass members B, Dave, Brick and Leonard watched.)

Dave - "Oooh, that's gotta hurt."

Brick - "Well, that's what he got for not obeying direct orders to say on the right side of the cabin!"

Dave - "Yeah, okay, I guess so..."

Leonard - "I could go into the girls side anytime I want! You know why?"

Dave - "Why?"

Leonard - "I know an invisibility spell! Abra Ka Invisicus Amazicus!" (He puts one arm over his mouth) "Now you can't see, but I can see you!"

Dave - (Just looks on disturbed, he backs himself into the cabin, with Brick and B following after him)

Amy - (Steps out of her side of the Cabin) "Hey, Hosts? Is there any place to plug in my hair dryer? I like, TOTALLY need to use it pronto!"

Chris McLean - "There should be an outlet in the communal washrooms."

Amy - "Communal whatnow?"

Sky - "It means we shower in the same place."

Dave - (seems queezy about the idea of communal washrooms too, but any of his complaints are drowned out by Amy's)

Amy - "I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! EW! I AM NOT DOING THAT! I ALREADY HAVE TO SHOWER IN THE SAME BATHROOM THAT SAMEY DOES! EW!"

Blaineley - "Suit yourself. You'll just have to gone on with the eight weeks of no bathing smell."

Amy - "Ugh!" (she growls angrily)

[GOPHERS' CABIN - GUYS SIDE]

Brody - (Standing on the porch as the girls on his team walk into the cabin) "Excuse me, Chris? Is there any kind of chaparone in this facility?"

Chris McLean - "You're all sixteen years old, as old as a regular Counselor in Training at a regular Summer Camp, so other than myself you'll be unsupervised!"

Blaineley - "Ahem."

Chris McLean - (groans) "Other than myself and BLAINELEY."

Blaineley - "Thank you." (she then addresses the campers) "Alright, you all have about half an hour to unpack and meet us at the main lodge, starting, now!" (her and Chris walk away at that point)

Brody - "Nice!"

[BASS CABIN - GIRLS SIDE]

(Suddenly, everyone is distracted by an extremely loud and terrified scream coming from the girls side of the Bass cabin. It draws the attention of Duncan, Heather, LeShawna, Crimson, Tom and Ezekiel. As it turns out, the screamer was Jen)

LeShawna - "Dang that white girl can scream."

(In the cabin room, Jen is standing on a stool, terrified of a small little roach.)

Jen - "Oh my gosh! What is it?! KILL IT! KILL IT!"

(The roach moves around on the floor)

Tom - (sees it, gasps in horror) "EEEEEEEEEEEP!" (and with that girlish squeal he leaps onto one of the beds in an attempt to say safe from it)

(Brick runs into the room, which then fills with screams and shreaks from many of those in it as Brick tries stomping on it. Brick, LeShawna, Ezekiel and possibly Crimson all try to smash it with their feet while Tom, Jen, Heather and Sammy are all panicking in fear of the little thing. They all fail to successfuly stomp on it. Then, comes in Duncan. With an axe. He prepares to attack the Roach with it)

Roach - "Help me!"

Dawn - "NO!" (She literally pushes Duncan as she rushes in, the axe falls on the floor just besides the roach as Duncan is pushed to the side. Dawn cups the roach into her hands to save it) "HOW COULD YOU?!"

Duncan - "It's just a cockroach, who cares?"

Dawn - (gasps) "It might be a roach, but it's still a part of mother nature! It's still a living being! It has rights!"

Duncan - (rolls his eyes)

(Most of the other girls are just disturbed by the roach itself)

Dawn - (cupping the roach in her hands, she glares at Duncan as she walks out of the cabin.)

Duncan - (rolls his eyes) "Hippie chicks."

[HALF AN HOUR LATER - MAIN LODGE/MESS HALL]

(All of the campers are now gathered up in the mess hall, where we finally meet the mentioned-long-ago Chef Hatchet. The Chef. He is the biggest and buffest guy on the island. A dark-skinned male presumably older than both Chris and Blaineley. He's always seen wearing his chef hat, with some pants, boots, and a simple yellow shirt. He also wears a white apron. The rest of his look is completed via bald head, black soul patch and black mustache)

Chef - (He's already speaking like a drill sargeant) "LISTEN UP!" (He's got all of the campers lined up as he's ready to serve them their must meal at camp. Leonard's in front of the line, B's in back) "I SERVE IT THREE TIMES A DAY, AND YOU WILL EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY! GRAB YA TRAY, GET YA FOOD, AND SIT YA BUTTS DOWN NOW!" (the room shakes a bit due to how loud he's speaking/yelling)

Jen - "We will be getting all the major food groups, right?" (she says while Chef puts some brown slop onto some buns) "Because like, I didn't buy these clothes in the plus size model size so I can't eat too unhealthily."

(Her and Leonard take their plates)

Leonard - "It's fine for me. I'm more than capable of just casting a spell to make this food into a full on gourmet meal! Complete with all of the 1000 food groups that exist all across the realm of, Wawanakwa!" (Chef's eye starts twitching) "I can do it right now! FOODICUS GOODICUS MEALACADAVRA!" (nothing happens. The food is still brown slop on a bun with white gruel in a bowl on the side) "Give it some time, it'll work!" (another pause) "I don't know why it-"

Chef - "Don't make me use mah SHUT THE HECK UP SPELL!"

Leonard - (Does the smart thing and dashes off along with Jen with their plates)

Sugar - (hands on hips) "He's gonna get it now. Nobody disses a wizard and gets away with it!"

Noah - "Assuming his magic's real."

Sugar - "YOU SAYIN' IT'S NOT?! YOU DISSIN' THE WIZARD?!" (She's about to use her nail filer on him as she grabs him by the collar)

Noah - (Taken by surprise) "Uh....okay, it's real. It's real."

Sugar - "That's what I thought!" (let's him go)

Chef - (to himself, surprised) "That girl is crazy." (Sugar walks to get her plate of food)

Sugar - "MmmmmMMM! I don't know what y'all are all whinin' about this stuff smells GOOD!" (She starts bluntly eating like a slob before she even sits down)

Chef - (turns to Noah) "You. Scrawny Kid. Give me yo' plate." (Holds up another scoop of slop. Noah hands him plate. When he goes to give extra scoop to slop bun, it goes onto it, but it just latches back on. Chef tries again, this time it works. Noah walks to table with confused/concerned/raised eyebrow look on his face)

(Some time later, and all 22 campers are seated at one of the two tables, Gophers on one side, Bass on the other. Chris and Blaineley walk into the main lodge at that point)

Chris McLean - "Welcome to the main lodge!"

Brody - "Yo, host dude and dudette! Can we order a pizza or somethin?"

(Chef wastes no time in chucking butcher knife right at him. Luckily though, he dodges, as do some of the other startled campers, and it hits the wall instead)

Brody - (frightened) "Woah! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool!" (Chef just scowls, having another knife in-hand), "Right guys?"

(Cody, Heather, Dave and Sammy are in the shot. Dave and Sammy nod in faux-agreement, Heather looks on in surprise, Cody just begins to cower under the table)

Blaineley - "Your first challenge begins in, one hour!" (Her and Chris then leave the main lodge)

[BASS TABLE]

Sky - "What do you think our first challenge is going to be?"

Leonard - "Whatever it is, I doubt it'll be hard! I mean, it IS just our first challenge!"

[ONE HOUR LATER]

(All 22 of them are on the 1,000 foot high cliff, in their swimsuits, looking down at shark infested waters)

Leonard - "Oh [BLEEP]"

[END OF EPISODE - ROLL CREDITS]

Chapter Text

(We open with Chris McLean standing on the Dock of Shame, giving out a recap of the previous episode in broad daylight)

Chris McLean - "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" (clips of the previous episode, Part 1, play as he continues speaking) "Twenty-Two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp! Then, have to face the judgement of their fellow campers!"

[CLIP FROM LAST EPISODE]

Leonard - "Whatever it is, I doubt it'll be hard! I mean, it IS just our first challenge!"

[ONE HOUR LATER]

(All 22 of them are on the 1,000 foot high cliff, in their swimsuits, looking down at shark infested waters)

Leonard - "Oh [BLEEP]"

[END OF RECAP]

[CUE INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

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(Close-up of the Answermote)

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(The traditional call information comes up)

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

(Following that commercial break, we go back onto the cliff with all of the twenty-two campers, all in their swimwear, on it. Most are in the back, in fear, though some are brave enough to be more towards the edge of the cliff, looking down at the waters allegedly 1,000 feet below. Of those members of the cast, are Leonard, Sky, B, Ezekiel, Sugar, Brody, Emma, LeShawna, Amy and Sammy. Most of the others are little bit further back. Chris and Blaineley are both standing off to the side, with clipboards.)

Blaineley - "Alright! So, your first challenge has three parts to it! The first part is to" (she looks at her clipboard) "Jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff, into the lake!"

Emma - "One thousand feet?"

Blaineley - "According to this clipboard, that's the measurements."

Emma - "That'll kill us."

Chris McLean - "These challenges are SUPPOSED to be CHALLENGES, Emma."

Emma - "No, I mean literally. We will all hit the water so hard, that we will die from the shere impact." (Suddenly everyone that was brave enough to be closer to the edge begins backing away in fear) "If we're all dead, then that means no show."

Blaineley - "Chris, who did the measurements for this cliff?"

Chris McLean - "I did."

Blaineley - (to the campers) "Then I'm about fifty percent sure that this cliff isn't ACTUALLY that many feet high! So I'm sure none of you have any fear of actual death to worry about! It's even in your contracts!" (Chris glares at her for insinuating he's bad at Math, which he is)

Emma - "I would prefer it if there could be some verification on that."

Blaineley - "Look, it's a half-hour show here. We don't have the time to have this big measuring of the cliff scene. Besides, if none of you jump, then the show will end here, we'll just get a different cast, and none of you at all will win the money. How's that sound?"

Emma - "Well, in that case I'll settle for this cliff."

Blaineley - "Good! So, can I actually explain the challenge now?" (they all nod) "Okay, so-"

Chris McLean - "Your challenge is-" (Blaineley stomps on his foot) "Augh!"

Blaineley - "I said if I could explain it, not you!"

Chris McLean - "I'm a host to this show too!"

Blaineley - "You had your screentime in the first part, it's my turn now!"

Chris McLean - "No it's-"

LeShawna - "Will ONE of y'all just explain the challenge already? Or are we supposed to just do whatever while you two just argue the whole summer?"

Chris McLean - (grimaces) "Fine. Blaineley, explain the challenge."

Blaineley - "Knew you'd see it my way!" (she turns to the campers) "Alright! As I was saying, your first challenge is simple! To jump off this however foot high cliff, into the lake! As you will notice, there are two rings down there." (Brody is shown looking down alongside some of the others, and she is indeed correct. There is a small circle, and a bigger circle). "Your target, is the small circle. You do not want to land in the larger circle!"

Brody - "Why not?"

Blaineley - "Because, that one is filled with sharks." (they all gasp, and indeed, down there is about three hungry sharks ready for a snack of campers) "The little one is safe though."

Courtney - "The rings have nets, right?"

Blaineley - "Why should they?"

Courtney - "Because then the sharks could just swim into the safe zone anyway."

Blaineley - "Oh, right....." (whispers to Chris) "Do we have them netted?"

Chris McLean - (whispers back) "No, we don't."

Blaineley - (whispers back) "Okay, I have an idea." (back to adressing them) "Why yes, Courtney! They DO have nets!" (Chris just nods along with her, approving of her lie)

Courtney - (seems suspicious a little, but is buying into it)

Blaineley - "But that's not all! You see, in all honesty, you don't actually HAVE to jump!" (they all seem very happy to hear that) "Buuuut" (then they get worried again as she explains the catch to that) "If you don't, you have to wear these" (she gestures to a box of chicken hats, which terrify Tom and Jen) "Genuine Chicken hats. Not only will your team lose a point in the challenge, but you will have to wear these for the rest of the episode. On international television." (Tom and Jen gasp, they're about to faint from just the idea of doing such a thing) "Oh, and before any of you guys complain again, I assure you, we test ALL our challenges before we do them!"

Chris McLean - (mumbling to self) "Yeah.....tested.......heheh."

[FLASHBACK SCENE/ARCHIVED FOOTAGE]

(Prior to Blaineley and the Contestants getting onto the island, Chris and Chef are lounging on beach chairs on the cliff)

Chef - "Say Chris, shouldn't we be testing the challenge?"

Chris McLean - "Ya mean feeding the sharks?"

Chris and Chef - (They laugh. In the water are clothing of various interns that failed to be in the safe zone in 'testing' this challenge. Their fates are better left unconfirmed)

[ARCHIVED FOOTAGE OVER - BACK TO THE PRESENT DAY CHALLENGE]

Blaineley - "So, you ready to jump?"

(After that, there is a moment of silence from both the Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers. It's clear that both teams have a majority vote towards not jumping, especially given the flaws pointed out by Emma and Courtney. Though both teams have their share of less scared people too.)

[KILLER BASS]

Courtney - (to her team) "Okay, so we need to go second."

Cody - "I second that!" (Courtney glares, he returns a sheepish smile)

Dave - "Third that."

Tom & Jen - "Fourth and Fifth that!"

Brick - "With all due respect, ma'am, why?"

Courtney - "Because, if we go second, based on how many of the other team looks right now, we won't have that many points to actually get. We'll get the advantage."

Leonard - "That's a flawed plan."

Courtney - "Do YOU have anything better?"

Leonard - "Yes!" (The rest of the team gets curious) "My forcefield spell!" (The majority of the team just groans in annoyance)

Courtney - "Are you serious?"

Leonard - "Yes! It will protect us from the sharks, AND the water! Just let me find the page!" (He pulls out his spellbook and starts to read through it)

Sky - "Look, I think we should go first, guys. Because if most of us jump, then Courtney's point about the gophers will become our advantage!"

Dave - "That's a wonderful plan, Sky! Awesome! I change my vote to her plan!"

Sky - (Has a bit of an awkward expression towards Dave for a bit, but then smiles)

Courtney - (She scowls at Sky) "I'm the one with actual C.I.T. experience though, I should be the captain of this team! And as captain, I would vote for us going second!"

Brick - "Once more, with full respect ma'am, I trained at a boot camp! Also, one does not simply proclaim themselves team captain!"

Sky - "Brick is right, you can't just do that!"

Courtney - "Okay, we'll vote on it after the challenge! Or, better yet, while we wait for the Gophers to go."

Sky - "Well, I don't want the Gophers to fool us and have all of their members go, so I say we go first. I'm not training for the Olympics for nothing!" (She actually runs and jumps off the cliff first. She lands in the Safe Zone. +1 point for the Bass)

(Most of the Killer Bass team cheer as Sky lands into the safe zone. Most, because Leonard is too busy reading his spell book, and Courtney is too busy being silently jealous at Sky)

Chris McLean - "And that's one point for the Killer Bass! Looks like they get to have their turn first!"

Brody - "Aw darnit, I was just about to jump!"

Heather - "What's stopping you?"

Brody - "They said the Bass go up first. Gotta respect turnsies."

Heather - (Scoffs and rolls her eyes all snobbishly)

[BACK WITH THE BASS]

Dave - "Way to go Sky! She's so cool!"

Cody - (gives Dave two thumbs up)

Dave - "So......who's next?"

Courtney - "Why not you? You can go tumbling after her."

Dave - "Oh, I dunno.....lake water has a lot of, bacteria in it....and sharks....and.....and......" (A jump cut to Dave taking the chicken hat and walking down back to the beach then happens. Killer Bass -1 point)

Cody - "Well, it's just one point, we can totally still win this!"

Brick - "Let's hope so. We need to make Dave's mission failure not be too detremental to the team!"

Cody - "Right! But c'mon, they did say it was instant death....and sharks.....and it may or may not be netted......." (Both Brick and Cody then begin cowaring)

Courtney - "Oh come on. Sky's on the beach!" (she gestures to Sky, who is standing on the beach) "Alive! You can do this!"

Brick - ".....She's right." (He salutes) "For the Killer Bass!" (He jumps off the cliff. But admittedly, he screams like a pansy as he does so. He manages to land in the Safe Zone, but only after landing directly on a bouy) "Owwww...." (He slides into the water. Either way, +1 point for the Killer Bass)

Courtney - "Okay, so which one of you wants to next?"

Sammy - "Why not-"

Amy - "Why not you? Miss I'm the Team Captain even though Amy should totally be Team Captain?"

Courtney - "Please. Cheerleading experience is nothing compared to C.I.T. experience."

Amy - "Then why don't you jump?"

Courtney - "Because I have a medical condition." (Silence) "....one that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."

Cody - "Oh, I feel that, I have like, tuns of allergies" (Courtney puts finger over his mouth to make him shut up)

Courtney - "Let's just say, it's called being a sane person."

Blaineley - "Or you could also call it, wearing a chicken hat on national television." (Tom and Jen shudder as Blaineley with a smirk holds a chicken hat as Courtney walks towards her)

Courtney - "Whatever. I've seen the other team. I doubt nine of them would jump. I'll take my chances." (Takes the Chicken Hat and walks down to the beach. -1 point for the Killer Bass)

Amy - "And that's why I should be Team Captain!"

Sammy - "Uh-"

Amy - "Oh, you wanna go next, Samey? Good, I was just about to push you anyway!" (Pushes Sammy off the cliff. She lands in the Safe Zone. +1 for the Killer Bass) "UGH! I wanted to throw her into the shark circle!"

LeShawna - (Glares at Amy) "That girl is lucky I'm not on her team."

Amy - "Alright, now it's my turn!" (She jumps off the cliff. However, she gets zero points because she lands into the shark zone) "There! Now THAT is how you do it, Samey!" (Sharks are swimming towards her. Most of the other contestants are trying to warn her over on the top of the cliff. She sees the sharks swimming towards her) "AH!" (She manages to literally jump into the air, run in the air, and then dash towards the beach right before a Shark jumps up to bit her)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sammy - "Is it wrong of me to actually wish that shark did eat her?"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "I don't care what kind of witchcraft editing they show you people watching at home, IT WAS SAMEY WHO FELL INTO THE SHARK CIRCLE!"

(Following that, we go back onto the cliff, where the remaining Bass members Cody, B, Leonard, Tom and Jen still haven't jumped off the cliff. The Gophers are patiently waiting for their turn to jump.)

Cody - "So, Leonard, you still trying to find that spell?"

Leonard - "Yes. I forgot what page it's on! I know it's in here somewhere."

Cody - "Okay then. Guess I'm up next then!"

Leonard - "Oh wait, I should give you a-" (Cody already jumps off the cliff. While he panics like a baby on the way down, he makes it into the safe zone, so +1 point for the Bass again) "I was gonna give him a hovering spell to make him fall more slowly but gracefuly, but oh well."

(Following that, B silently takes his jump. He uses his own two eyes to perfectly calculate where he needs to jump and manages to also land in the safe zone, scoring a +1 point for the Bass aswell. This then just leaves Tom, Jen and Leonard as the last remaining Bass members to either jump or take the chicken hats. Leonard is still reading his spell book, while Tom and Jen are both considering their options)

Leonard - "Where is it? Where is it?!"

Tom - "Oh my gosh, I, I just can't do this!"

Jen - "Me neither, but if we don't, we'll have to be seen with....those." (They turn to the chicken hat box, and gasp in horror) "I would rather die than wear those!"

Tom - "Me too. I, I would probably just have a heart attack on the spot!"

Jen - "I would probably force myself to die on the spot."

Tom - "But, if we jump, the sharks might tear up our clothes themselves and ruin them forever!"

Jen - (gasps) "That too! That's, I can't tell which one is worse!"

Tom - "Me neither!"

(Both Tom and Jen have a hard time deciding between the cliff and the chickening out, but it doesn't take them very long when they see Chris and Blaineley holding up chicken hats)

Jen - "Ugh, nothing is worse than having to be seen wearing that. I'm jumping!"

Tom - "If you're jumping, I'm jumping too."

(They both look down)

Tom - "......can we jump together?"

Jen - "Toats......on three......two....." (they both gulp) "ONE!" (And they both jump together. They scream in terror and hold eachother the moment they are falling down the cliff, until they fall into the safe zone, earning +2 points for the Killer Bass in the process)

(On the shore, the other members of the Killer Bass all cheer for them, making them smile as the boat of losers comes up to bring them safely to shore. Meanwhile, up on the cliff, Leonard is still reading from his spell book)

(The reading goes on so long, Chris actually has to check his watch)

Chris McLean - "Leonard, dude. You gonna jump or what?"

Leonard - "Just a minute! I still have to find that hovering spell AND the forcefield spell."

(Everyone groans, even Chris and Blaineley)

Leonard - "Hm, it's not on page 203, maybe it's on page 20-no, 205? No....darn it! I know it's in here somewhere!"

Chris - (He whistles. Suddenly everyone is distracted as Chef Hatchet casually walks out of the mess hall, up the cliff, up to Leonard, and just bluntly kicks him off the cliff)

Chef - (He wipes his hands and casually strolls down back to the Mess Hall, Chris and Blaineley approve of what he did)

Leonard - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LEVITIATIONICUS INVINCICUS!" (He fails to do anything, and falls into the shark zone, so 0 points gained for the Bass. Everyone gasps as she resurfaces and the sharks come towards him) ".............SHARKICUS KILLICUS NOWICUS!" (He tries to cast a anti-shark spell. It doesn't work.)

Sugar - "I CAN'T JUST SIT BY AND WATCH THIS! I'M COMIN' WIZARD!" (She tramples Brody and Noah as she runs off the cliff and dives into the water. She land right ontop of the sharks in the process, making her and them fall into the water like a rock. She also farts after underwater, making bubbles come up as a result. 0 points for the Screaming Gophers, but she kept Leonard safe)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "I knew the wizard could'a saved himself with his" (gushes) "Magic. But I just had a gut feelin' that I had to save him! And my gut is never wrong!" (farts)

Chris McLean - "Well, that was an interesting state for the Gophers. So which one of you guys is going next?"

[SCREAMING GOPHERS]

(Chris and Blaineley turn to the Gophers. Brody and Noah are just getting up after being ran over by Sugar, the rest of the team has no response, clearly not wanting to do it.)

Brody - (Stands up) "Alright!" (As he runs to the edge of the cliff he runs over Noah just after the poor nerd had gotten back up) "My turn! GOPHERS RULE! WOOOOOO!" (He jumps off the cliff, lands in the safe zone, another +1 point for the Screaming Gophers)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brody - "That was SO awesome! I have ALWAYS wanted to jump off a cliff! Hope my buddy Geoff caught that back home!"

Blaineley - "Well, he sure was happy to do it. How about the rest of you?" (She looks to the Gophers. None of them want to jump. On the shore, Courtney with a smug face just crosses her arms and laughs a bit) "Now, keep in mind, if you can beat the Killer Bass' count of jumpers, you win a series of wheelbarrows to help you with part two of the challenge! If not, then we'll just give the same thing to the Killer Bass."

Emma - "You could've mentioned that earlier. Like, at the start of the challenge?"

Blaineley - (shrugs) "Meh. Sometimes it's just more fun to hold off on the surprises."

Emma - "Fine....so who's up next?"

Heather - (Crosses arms) "I'm sorry, there's no way I'm doing this."

Emma - "Why not?"

Heather - "Hello? National T.V.? I'll get my hair wet."

Emma - "You're kidding right?"

Mike - "Well, I don't wanna go either. I mean, as long as we at least tie with the Bass, it's not that bad, right?" (Mike sheepishly smiles, Heather smiles to Mike, but the sincerity of it is debateable, she's probably just pleased to have an ally here.)

LeShawna - (Full confrontation mode) "Oh, you're doin' it!"

Heather - (Right back at her) "Says who?"

LeShawna - "Says me! I'm not losin' this challenge 'cause you got your hair did you spoiled lil daddy's girl!" (Noah looks on with a smile and a cocked eyebrow, Mike looks on in concern, Duncan has something of the same expression as Noah as the guys all watch this, Dawn backs up towards them in a little bit of fear)

Heather - "Back off, ghetto glamour too-tight tube pants wearing rap-star wannabe!" (Crimson continues being deadpan as she watches this, though fellow Gopher Emma is more concerned)

LeShawna - "Mall Shoppin', Ponytail wearin', teen girl readin', peakin' in high school prom queen!"

Heather - (Short pause) "Well at least I'm popular."

(Dramatic pause. Crimson remains deadpan. Noah remains enjoying this. Ezekiel has a concerned look as he nears Noah. Blaineley and Chris are also enjoying this.)

LeShawna - "You're jumpin'!"

Heather - "Make me!"

(Moments later and LeShawna is literally lifting Heather over her head in an angry, but determined fashion, outright throwing her off the cliff into the water)

Heather - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (Screams as she descends. But, she does fall into the safe zone, so +1 point for the Gophers. When she resurfaces though, she is very mad at LeShawna) "Ugh, LeShawna, you are so dead!"

LeShawna - (yelling back down to Heather) "Hey! I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" (realizes it's her turn now) "Now I just hope I can hit it too." (She willingly jumps off the cliff) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" (Lands in the Safe Zone, so +1 for the Gophers again. LeShawna resurfaces with a smile, though not Heather of course. Either way, after that, Mike is up next and looks down in terror)

Mike - (He gulps)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Mike - "On one hand, I could jump off a cliff and be possibly killed by the water or by sharks. On the other hand, I could wear a chicken hat on national T.V., lose a point for the team, get kicked off and have to" (he gulps again) "go back home...."

(After that, Mike is shown screaming as he descends from the cliff. He does, however, land in the safe zone, so +1 for the Screaming Gophers.)

Emma - "Okay, so anyone else want go up next?" (The rest of the team has no response) "Well, it's not like I can blame you for that, but I would rather not lose this challenge, so...." (She jumps off the cliff. Noah looks a bit concerned as she falls off the cliff with a scream, but is relieved when she is revealed to have landed in the safe zone. +1 point for the Screaming Gophers)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Emma - "If I didn't jump and we lost the challenge, it would've been a good reason to kick me off. I'd rather not create reasons for me to be eliminated. I'm here to win. Nothing else. I'm not my sister. She's probably already 'shipping' me with one of the guys on this show already because of what happened with-" (she stops herself) "Nevermind. I don't trust this outhouse. Someone could be listening outside."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Noah - "I am not feeling a thing for Emma, okay? She just appeals to me compared to the rest of the team, I assure you. That's all."

(Now only Duncan, Dawn, Noah, Crimson, and Ezekiel have to jump for the Screaming Gophers, and also by extension for the cast in general)

Blaineley - "So, which one of you wants to jump next? Or, chicken out next?"

Noah - (Rolls eyes) "Alright, I'll volunteer." (He decides to take his chicken hat instead)

Duncan - "Big shock, you're not jumping. Don't blame ya."

Noah - "Hey, all we need is to have less than two people jumping. Never said anything about just one."

Duncan - "Heh, fine then. Chicken."

(As Noah decides to not jump and instead takes his chicken hat, Duncan just falls off the cliff. Literally, he doesn't make any sound or expression. He just falls off the cliff. Safe zone, +1 point for Gophers)

Ezekiel - "YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!" (He jumps with a cheer for his team, but he ends up hitting a piece of the cliff, making him tumble down. But it did hinder his descent, so if it was certain death he actually would've had the highest chance of survival out of the jumpers. But of course, he survived. When he resurfaced, he gave his team a thumbs up with a smile. He landed in the safe zone, so +1 point for the Gophers)

Dawn - "For mother earth!" (She jumps off the cliff after Ezekiel, though lands in the shark zone instead, so +0 points for the Screaming Gophers as a result. Likewise, mostly everyone gasps as the sharks come towards her, but she simply turns to them without much of a scared expression at all. Despite the fact a pair of angry, scary, hungry sharks are swimming right towards her)

Emma - "Swim Dawn! Get out of there!"

Duncan - "Welp, she's a goner."

Sugar - "Oh yes she is!" (Looks on with actual glee, even evily giggles about it) "I just can't watch!" (She pretends to turn away, but actually is peeking to see what happens)

(Much to everyone's shock, the Sharks go to her, and she goes underwater. Everyone, even Chris and Blaineley, gasp.)

Sugar - "Oh mah lord, she's gone! She's go-" (suddenly Dawn appears right beside her, not even wet, perfectly alive.)

Dawn - "Sorry I took so long team." (Everyone gasps, they're even more shocked than they were when she and the sharks went underwater. Chris and Blaineley sigh of relief though)

Sugar - "How the?! You ain't even wet!"

Duncan - "We just saw the sharks take you underwater!"

Dawn - "They simply had some emotions that had to be let out. As for how I'm not wet................look! Crimson's the last that needs to jump!"

(Indeed, back up on the cliff, Crimson remains the last camper both overall and for the Gophers that has yet to jump from the cliff. It's hard to gauge her emotions towards this though, due to her remaining in her deadpan expression as usual)

Blaineley - "Well Crimson, she is correct about that. What'll it be?"

Chris McLean - "Jumping into shark infested water, or chicken hat?"

(There is a pause as Crimson seems to be weighing in her two options here. She however, remained deadpan.)

Crimson - (As she remains silent, she does note her team wanting her to jump down on the shore. It's not the sharks that scare her, infact the sharks seem more afraid of her than she is of them and they're only looking up at her from a distance, but there is something else keeping her from wanting to jump. Something which her expressionless face simply can't express, leading eventually to her response) "I think I'll take the hat. Does it come in black?"

Chris & Blaineley - (They shake their heads)

Crimson - "That's fine. I did come prepared." (As she takes her chicken hat and walks down the mountain, she pulls out a marker and begins making it into a black chicken instead of a yellow one)

(Down on the beach, her team is less than pleased with her actions)

Duncan, Ezekiel & Sugar - (They're all making chicken noises to mock Crimson with)

Heather - "That is so totally lame."

LeShawna - "Says the chick who only jumped cuz I made her do it."

(Heather glares at LeShawna in response, who glares right back at her too. Mike sees this and backs away before even saying anything.)

[BACK ON THE CLIFF: ]

Blaineley - (She takes out a megaphone and speaks into it) "With two shark zoners and two chickens for both teams, the Screaming Gophers have failed to overcome the Killer Bass and as such, the Bass get the wheel barrows for part two instead!" (The Screaming Gophers groan, but the Killer Bass cheer)

Chris McLean - "Awwwwww, I wanted to blow the wheelbarrows up though!"

Blaineley - (Just rolls her eyes) "For part two of the challenge, all you have to do is carry those boxes!" (She directs the campers over to some boxes on the beach) "And carry them, or push them, back to the campgrounds! Then, we will begin part three of the challenge!"

Chris McLean - (Pushes Blaineley out of the camera's view) "AFTER these messages!"

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(Following the commercial break, we open back up on the Killer Bass team, happily using their wooden wheelbarrows to carry their designated team crates, having a far easier time getting back to the camp than the Gophers, as one could easily expect. Either way, this time proved to be perfect for the Killer Bass to interact for a bit on their way to camp)

Leonard - (Is telling a story to the team) "It was then, that our party encountered a vicious umber colossus! Luckily I had enough mana to banish it with a displacement spell!" (While not many of the Bass are really interested in this story, most are neutral to it, though Courtney and Dave are the most annoyed with it)

Brick - "So, what happened next?" (Dave, Courtney and Amy are not happy that he asked that)

Leonard - "Oh now THAT'S the exciting part! After that, we were faced by a Fire Wolf!"

Cody - "A fire wolf? What's that?"

Dave - (nudges Cody) "Please don't encourage him."

Cody - "What? I wanna know what it is! Plus, Wizards are kinda cool, haven't you seen Dumblydore?"

Dave - "That's in a movie and a book. This is real life."

Cody - "C'mon Dave, it's alright, he's not hurting anyone."

Dave - "Hmph"

Cody - (pats Dave on the back)

Leonard - (has been explaining the rest of the story during that mini-conversation the whole time) "The Fire Wolf, oh, it was tough! One of the toughest things I've ever faced in my life! It almost obliterared all of us with one pounce from it's firey body! But I saved us all when I used the trusty spell of intangibility, allowing me to be untouchable by it's flames and to expose it's weakness to the party, leading to it's downfall!"

Brick - (As if he's buying it as real) "Wow! That's, that's inspirational! TREMENDOUS teamwork! You just might be the best member of the team!"

Courtney - "Are you serious? You count THAT as being a good member of the team? He's talking about LARPING! I'M a C.I.T.!"

Brick - "Yes, but in his LARPing, he is still showcasing us all his amazing ability to work with a team, showing his loyalty to the Killer Bass!"

Courtney - "Ugh. You're hopeless!"

Cody - (Walks up to Courtney) "I respect you being a C.I.T.!"

Courtney - "Good! I don't care." (Cody backs off. Dave laughs a bit.)

Dave - "I think you're flirting out of your league....again."

Cody - (smirks a bit) "Like you haven't."

Dave - "What's that supposed to mean?"

Cody - (Silently nudges over to Sky)

Dave - "Sky? Out of my league? Ha........do you really think so?"

Cody - "Well, you don't precisely look like the type Sky would usually go after..."

Dave - (Becomes worried) "Oh no, I, I thought we were gonna-Hey wait a minute, how do I know you're not trying to get to her yourself?"

Cody - "Chill dude, I have my eyes set for someone else. Hey, maybe we can help eachother out?"

Dave - "How?"

Cody - "I dunno, I haven't thought part out yet.........maybe we can come up with ideas now?"

Dave - "Well, you are better to talk to than.....the wizard guy."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - "Out of my team, I'd say most of them except Leonard are pretty normal people. Sky's definitely my girl though...." (he becomes worried) "I hope she doesn't thing less of me for not jumping! I just, I just couldn't stand the thought of all the little creepy things that are in that water! Let alone the sharks! I, I should've jumped....." (sighs)

(While Cody and Dave talk about their plans on how they're going to hook eachother up with presumably Sky or Courtney, Sky is not hearing this and is simply focusing on getting the crates to camp. She only has her attention broken when she overhears Amy and Sammy: )

Amy - (She is sitting on the wheelbarrow cart that Sammy is pushing, and is making Sammy push a second one too, giving Sammy lots of pressure and making it hard for her) "Push FASTER Samey! Don't be all LAZY like you were when you were born!"

Sammy - (She sighs and looks to the ground as she struggles to do as Amy tells her to)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "When we were born, SAMEY took SEVENTEEN minutes to come out! Can you BELIEVE it?! If I could've walked, I would've left without her!"

Sky - (She walks over to Sammy) "Would you like some help with those?"

Amy - "NO! She wouldn't! Her lazy bones need to be pressured so she learns to stop being so LAZY!"

Sammy - (sighs) "What she said..."

Sky - "You know, we're all on the same team, you don't have to be so-"

Amy - "Shut up, olympics girl! You don't have to be so in my business! I'll do what I want!"

Sky - (feels offended by Amy) "Fine. But if we lose, don't blame me if you get voted off!"

Amy - (gasps) "HOW DARE YOU! You would be IDIOTS to vote me off over SAMEY!"

Sky - "Why? She is the one doing most of the actual work."

Amy - (glares and even growls angrily at Sky)

Sammy - (Appreciates what Sky said to Amy)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sammy - "That was so brave of Sky to do that to Amy.......I wish I could say that to her, but, she'd probably kill me if I did."

[SCREAMING GOPHERS]

(Due to the Bass getting the advantage, the Gophers are forced to push their crates by hand back to camp, and this is causing the entire team much stress, aswell as slowing them down against the Bass. By alot, too. Considering that certain team members, like Heather, are not actually really pushing any crates at all.)

Brody - (Pushing his crate to the best of his ability) "Man, did you see me back there? That challenge was AWESOME!"

Duncan - "Yeah, it was. But it was way too easy for me."

Brody - "Yeah, it was pretty easy. But did it take me back to the time I tried to drive my old moped over my pool but ended up crashing into my neighbour's gazebo!"

Duncan - "Hahaha, sick!"

Brody - "I know. Me and mah bud totally ruined that wedding! But, free cake!"

(Duncan and Brody both laugh)

Duncan - "You should've seen the pool party I had in the city hall fountain this one time."

Brody - "Hahaha, no way, dude!"

Duncan - "Yeah way."

Brody - "Righteous!" (The two boys laugh some more and even fist bump, clearly they are getting along somewhat)

(The girls on the team, however, not so much. Heather rolls her eyes as she watches Brody and Duncan's interactions, and is unhappy with the rest of the team too. She is also just walking instead of actually pushing any crates, something which catches the attention of LeShawna, again)

LeShawna - (Is doing her part in pushing her crate by hand) "Yo, Queenie? You gonna actually do somethin' in this challenge or do I need to throw back in with the sharks?"

Heather - (Glares at LeShawna with pure anger) "Don't you DARE!"

LeShawna - "Try me."

(The two continue to glare at eachother until Ezekiel approaches and adds in his own thoughts about this situation)

Ezekiel - "Hey! She probably has a reason for not wanting to push the crates, my dad told me that gir-"

Heather - "Exactly! I have a REASON for not pushing them!"

LeShawna - "Oh, well what is it?"

Ezekiel - "Maybe it's cuz-"

Heather - "It's called NONE of your business!"

LeShawna - "Oh I think it will be my business if we lose the challenge and YOU get your skinny little butt voted off for it!"

Heather - "Oh please. You wouldn't vote me off. Like, YOU would, but like the rest of the team would all gang up with you over it!"

LeShawna - "We'll just see about that, Queen B[BLEEP]" (Heather glares at her for that censored word)

Sugar - (Is a little bit away from Heather, Ezekiel & LeShawna, but could still hear what was being said to Heather, and she laughs over it) "Hahahaha, serves that tranny right. I almost wanna lose just to get rid of her tranny butt!"

Dawn - "You do know you only believe she's a transexual because the host was bad at math, right?"

Sugar - "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, MISSY!" (Dawn backs away in fear a little bit)

Dawn - "I was only saying-"

Sugar - "OH BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE SAYIN'!"

Dawn - "Okay.......I..."

Sugar - "OOOOOH, You've got SOME nerve!"

Dawn - (Decides it's best to simply back away from Sugar before saying any further words to her)

Sugar - "Hmph. You'd BEST get away from me. I wish I could take you to court for attempted wizard stealin'!"

Dawn - ".....what?!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dawn - "By just reading the aura surrounding Sugar, I can tell that she is under the belief that I am deliberately trying to get into a romantic relationship with Leonard. To that, I say no. Just, no."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "I'm on to that PHONY Aura readin' DAWN! She ain't no Vancouver Island Medium! SHE'S A PHONY! Why? Because only a PHONY would try to steal another woman's wizard!"

(Following that exchange of confessionals, things go to Emma and Noah, who are also participating, somewhat, in this portion of their team's challenge. Noah is of course, wearing a chicken hat, while Emma is not)

Noah - "So......you really jumped off the cliff well-"

Emma - "Yeah, and you didn't. So your point is?"

Noah - "My point is..........."

Emma - "Yes?"

Noah - "Physical stuff just isn't my fortae."

Emma - "Well I'm better at mental stuff too but you don't see me wearing a chicken hat."

Noah - (Feels the burn from that one) "Well, at least I........I......."

Emma - (Cocks eyebrow with smirk)

Noah - "Nevermind. I'll go.....um.....somewhere else."

Emma - "Yeah, you do that."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Noah - "Okay, so my snarking hasn't exactly gotten me a girlfriend yet.....but anyone who can burn me like she did totally deserves me."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Emma - "I'm here to win, not make boyfriends. No matter much Kit wants to say otherwise back home."

(Following that, Noah finds himself nex to noneother than Mike)

Mike - "So, Noah, right?"

Noah - "That's my name. Don't wear it out. But you'll probably find a away to do that anyway."

Mike - "Heheh, so..........."

Noah - "Is it about me not jumping?"

Mike - "No! No! It's just.....I saw you talking to Emma there...heheh"

Noah - "So.....?"

Mike - "So......I....I dunno....how was it?"

Noah - "How.....was it?"

Mike - "Talking.....to a girl? I.....I don't have much experience."

Noah - (sarcasm) "Could've fooled me."

Mike - (Unsure how to feel about that remark, but decides to ignore it) "I...I haven't talken to many girls......except family, heheh."

Noah - "You don't say."

Mike - "I'm serious!"

Ezekiel - "Oh I feel ya man" (Walks over to them somehow) "I've never talked to a girl in my life! Until now....and not counting my mom!"

Noah - "Wow, you two are just, something else."

Mike & Ezekiel - "We are?"

Ezekiel - "Then what are we? Aliens?"

Noah - (Snickers as he rolls his eyes) "Hopeless"

Mike & Ezekiel - (The two are confused, Ezekiel moreso than Mike)

[KILLER BASS]

(With the Killer Bass team, the group is still on the path back to camp, but have a lot of good progress on doing so, being almost to the destination)

Amy - "UGH! Samey! STOP making us take so long!"

Sammy - "O-okay...I'll try."

Amy - "Oh yeah, I don't SEE YOU trying!"

Sammy - (sighs in sadness, and of fear. The rest of the team looks on in concern, but doesn't say anything)

Dave - "So how much longer until we're at camp?"

Courtney - "It can't be that much longer."

Dave - (He looks over to Leonard, continuing to tell various stories of his LARPing to the other Bass members) "great...." (sarcasm)

Leonard - (Is telling a story to the majority of the rest of the team) "And then, we encountered the most heinous creature of them all, the vermicious Cansnozler!" (They all seem actually invested in this story) "Except, much to our horror, all of my mana was used up this time!" (They gasp despite very few of them actually know what 'mana' is) "And due to that, I had to recharge. If it were not for Tammy, we would have never held the vicious monster off long enough for my mana to be restored to a point where I could properly slay the beast!"

Brick - "Who's Tammy?"

Leonard - "Oh, she's a friend of mine I met in 9th grade this one time. She's one of my MVPMs. Most Valued Party Members!"

Cody - "Woah, you've got a girlfriend?"

Leonard - "Not my girlfriend, no. But MVPM."

Cody - "Riiiiiiiiight"

Brick - "Well, we're all very happy for you!"

Leonard - "Thanks! Good ones are very hard to find these days."

Cody - "That actually can be true."

Sky - "Wait, what is he even talking about?"

Brick - "I dunno!"

Sky - "Okay then....just making sure."

(Things go over to Tom and Jen at this point, who have been chilling in the back of the team this entire time thus far)

Jen - "Well, this place is definitely no paris, but at least it's got the look it's going for down."

Tom - "Yeah. It does pull off rotting summer camp off fantastically."

Jen - "Toats."

Tom - "Still kinda sad they had to lie to us about where we're going."

Jen - "As if I would've signed up to come to a place like this for the summer."

Tom - "True. Neither would I, honestly."

Jen - "Is there anyone that would?"

Tom - (Laughs a bit) "True that! Unless they're like, unstable or something."

Jen - "Toats"

Tom - "Or, OR, a time traveller from like, the 50's or something."

Jen - "Ha, yeah, or even the 20's!"

Tom - "I think you might not be far off on that" (They both laugh for a little bit after that comment. The whole itme they had this chat, B was just walking beside them silently)

(Following that moment, the Killer Bass finally arrive at the campgrounds, and Dave and Courtney are both relieved by that. Of the two hosts, Blaineley is there, sitting on a golf cart while reading gossip magazines when she hears the contestants arriving and finally turns her attention over to them)

Blaineley - "Oh! There you guys are! Just in time for the next part of the challenge to begin!"

Brick - (salutes) "We're ready ma'am, what's the mission?"

Blaineley - "I'm glad you asked. The next part of the challenge is simple, just open these crates and build a functioning hot tub from the parts inside of them! When the Gophers finally get here, both hot tubs will be judged and whichever one me and Chris deem the best, will win! The losing team will have to vote someone off. The winning team keeps the hot tub!"

Dave - (sighs of relief) "Almost over."

Tom - "Keeping the hot tub?"

Jen - "O.M.G. We HAVE to win this!"

Blaineley - (smirks) "Good luck."

[SCREAMING GOPHERS]

(The Gophers are still not at the campgrounds yet, and many of them are getting fatigued from pushing the crates around by hand all this time. Chris soon arrives sitting in his own golf cart, and also with a drink in his hands, and puts on a facade of concern)

Chris McLean - "Woah, Gophers. You're like, so far behind. The Bass have already started the last part of the challenge already!"

LeShawna - "Why don't YOU try pushin' these crates by hand for lord knows HOW many hours?!"

Chris McLean - "Sorry, I'm a host. Not a contestant. So no, I can't do that." (In response, LeShawna scowls at him) "But, I will say that if you guys don't get over to the campgrounds, you might just lose the challenge by default. MIGHT. I don't wanna make you guys lose TOO much hope!" (Most of the other gophers glare at him for that, except Crimson. Crimson is just deadpan) "Buuut, I will say this, if you guys get to the campgrounds and start the next part of the challenge already, you MIIIIIIGHT be able to win yourselves a prize!"

Heather - "Like what?"

Chris McLean - "I dunno, maybe a hot tub or somethin'?" (Most the team gets excited at that point)

Brody - "A hot tub? AWESOME! We've really gotta step it up, dudes!"

Heather - "How do we know he's not trying to fool us."

Chris McLean - "That's the beauty of it, you don't."

Heather - "Then what's the point?"

Brody - "The point is, we ALSO don't know if he's NOT lying about it! So I say we take our chances and go with it!"

Duncan - "Well, I can't argue with that logic."

Brody - "Yeah, dude!" (He and Duncan high-five. Heather scoffs and rolls her eyes. Crimson in the background remains deadpan)

Sugar - "I don't care about the hot tub as much as I do catchin' up and seein' the wizard again!"

Dawn - "Not me."

Sugar - "Mmhm" (She clearly doesn't believe Dawn)

Brody - "Come on guys, let's get to it!"

Ezekiel - "Yeah!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Ezekiel - "Admittedly though, I do kinda doubt our team's ability to really win, but I still wanna try to be nice. My dad told me to watch out for the girls, and try to help 'em incase they needed it!"

[THE CAMPGROUNDS]

(At the campgrounds, the Screaming Gophers arrive to see the Bass have just started to open their crates to retrieve the materials needed for hot tub construction. Of course, Chris has also managed to arrive at the campgrounds before them too, parked in his cart just beside Blaineley.)

Brody - (to the Bass) "Hey, you guys DID make it here before us! You're fast!"

Chris McLean - "Indeed they did, BUT, they haven't really started to do the next part of the challenge just quite yet, so there's still a chance! Now, the next part of the challenge is simple, simply open the crates to get your supplies, and try to construct a hot tub that me and Blaineley will deem better than that of the other team's! However, for a further penalty for losing the first part of the challenge, you can not use your hands or feet in opening the crates!"

Brody - "Awesome!"

Heather - "Then what ARE we supposed to open them with?"

Sugar - "Oh please, we could always juse use our teeth!"

Chris McLean - "Excellent Idea, Sugar! You guys must use your TEET open the crates!"

Heather - "UGH!"

Chris McLean - "Now, get to it! You both have only a few minutes to complete the hot tubs before me and Blaineley get back to do the judging!"

[KILLER BASS]

(The Killer Bass are focusing on their own end of the campgrounds to build their hot tub, and thanks to not having to use their teeth to open the crates, they were able to open them exceedingly trivially. Though of course, upon having all of the parts, there was one major question they all had to ask themselves and eachother)

Courtney - "So, how are we going to do this?"

Dave - "You don't know? I thought you were a C.I.T.?"

Courtney - "That doesn't mean I automatically know how to construct a hot tub by hand."

Leonard - "Fear not! For I have the solution to ALL of our problems with this challenge! All we have to do is design the glorious hot tub after the Goblet of Lava!"

Sugar (with the gophers) - "So unfair he's not on our team!"

Courtney (with the Bass) - "We are NOT doing that!"

Dave - "Yeah! I mean...No? I...you know what I mean."

Leonard - "Well fine, if you wanna LOSE! But I know how to win!"

Courtney - "I highly doubt that."

Brick - "Based on all of the stories and evidence he has given us about his experiences, I actually say we go with his idea."

Jen - "Whatever gets us a hot tub as soon as possible!"

Tom - "Uh-huh!" (nods)

Courtney - "You people can NOT be serious."

Dave - "I think they are...."

Amy - "I vote for MY idea!"

Brick - "What is your idea, Amy?"

Amy - "To make a hot tub truly worthy of having myself in it. Namely, by designing it after my very own face. MINE. Not, I repeat NOT, Samey's. Who's with me?" (Nobody raises their hand at all. Amy gets mad, and painfully nudges Sammy on the arm.)

Sammy - "Ow!" (Amy glares at her, in fear she raises her hand) "I'm with Amy's idea."

(The whole time, B has been silently walking over to the hot tub parts and examining them. He's not speaking, but is apparently already making plans for how the team can win the challenge.)

Cody - "Well, I don't know about design, but I can definitely work some magic with the tech stuff in it! Trust me!"

Brick - "That's excellent!"

(B seems to finally have a plan for the hot tub down, but he realizes that getting his team to notice him amongst all their current bickering, which is growing, will be difficult. So he has to make some type of verbal noise. He does exactly that by simply clapping his hands loud enough so all of them can hear him)

Cody - "Hey B, you wanna tell us something?"

(B nods in response to that, he then makes some hand gestures to the parts in-order to tell his team -silently- what to do. They actually do follow his directions for this, except Amy anyway. Regardless, he manages to actually have the team do some team work. Him and Cody do the best on the tech stuff, Tom & Jen on the design, and most of the others on everything else.)

[SCREAMING GOPHERS]

(On their own side of the campgrounds, some members of the Gophers are seeing the Bass' teamwork, and needless to say they are not happy to see their opponents in the game doing so well)

Duncan - "Man, they've got like, actual teamwork."

Mike - "How are we gonna beat them now?!"

Brody - "Chillax guys, the challenge isn't over yet! We can do this!"

Mike - "How?"

Brody - "Simple! We do like them and work together as a team! It's easy if we just do it, dudes!"

LeShawna - "Fine, I'm down with that."

Brody - "Awesome! Besides guys, come on, I'm pretty sure most of us know what a hot tub looks like! All we gotta do is like, go after that and it's like" (snaps fingers) "That!"

(Despite his attempts at a moral boost, most of the remaining team members don't want to even try, made very clearly by their silent response to him)

Brody - "Come on guys, look at them doing it! This is a sinch!"

(More silence from the rest. Brody gets a little bummed out)

Dawn - "If we lose this challenge, we'll have to vote someone off."

Sugar - "That's fine by me! Infact, it sounds GOOD, actually!"

Heather - "Same. Here."

Dawn - "But it would also be humiliating to not only be on the first team to lose and be the first one voted off, but it would also be even more humiliating to be those things on national television, wouldn't it?"

(After that, the team has one final moment of silence as they judge what both Brody and Dawn just told them)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "I hate to say it, but the weird hippy chick actually had a point. As much as I hate this place, it would not be good for my popularity at White Pines High for me to have been the first kicked off."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "I know what that DAWN is tryin' to do. She's tryin' to get ALL the good speeches in for this pageant so she wins over ME! Well that girl's got another thing comin' if I got anythin' to say 'bout it! Tryin' to steal mah Wizard AND mah pageant winnin'? The NERVE!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brody - "I really think my speech got through to the team, man! I sense we're gonna be like, the most teamworkin' together team there ever has been in the history of like, teams! Ever!"

(Following that, the Gophers attempt the Bass' teamwork, though it doesn't go as well as with the Bass. For example; Sugar basically shoved Dawn away in refusal to let her do any of the work on-screen. Heather basically didn't do anything at all. Duncan and Mike had a tug-of-war of sorts over some of the tools. Crimson remains deadpan for everything she does. But then again that's normal. LeShawna and Brody basically have the best teamwork skills. Emma at one point accidentally whacks Ezekiel with a plank in the kiwis as she picks it up, then in the face as she stands up, and in the side of the head as she turns around. She fails to notice what she did. As Ezekiel gets up, he gets whacked accidentally by Duncan too. Noah just steps over him.)

[THE CHALLENGE END - CAMPGROUNDS]

(Soon enough, both of the teams have finished their hot tubs, and both Chris & Blaineley return to the campgrounds to judge them)

(The Bass Hot Tub, thanks to their teamwork, is actually a pretty decently constructed hot tub. It's almost perfectly rounded, has fully functioning water, bubbles, cupholders, and even a stereo system all thanks to the work of B alongside the tech expertise of Cody and others. It's also perfectly cleaned for the time being thanks to Dave. Pretty Impressive indeed to say the least. The Bass are all very confident in their ability to win.)

(The Gopher Hot Tub is not as impressive as the Bass. It's a bit more squared than the competition, and is basically just a bare bones hot tub with nothing really special to it at all. The Gophers see the Bass Hot Tub and they quickly lack the confidence of their enemy team.)

(Both Chris & Blaineley take time in deciding which hot tub is better, making both teams nervous. Carrying clipboards, Blaineley inspects the Bass tub while Chris inspects the Gophers. As the silent judging and writing on clipboards goes on, all members of the teams except for Crimson and Noah get nervous. Then the two hosts talk to themselves before finally adresssing the campers: )

Blaineley - "We have reached an agreement!"

Chris McLean - "The winning hot tub iiiiiss...."

Leonard - "WAIT!" (Everyone turns their attention over to him) "We need to put a finishing touch to our Hot Tub!" (The rest of the Bass team are all confused) "I can't believe I forgot this!" (Only Sugar is happy as she watches this, wanting to see the Wizard in action).

Blaineley - "Well, be our guest." (To Chris/The Cameras, with a smirk) "This ought to be good."

Leonard - "HOCUS HOT-TUBICUS AMAZICUS DAVARA TITANICIA NOWICIA!" (He waves his wand about in various hand gestures before basically pushing the stereo system into the hot tub water, causing it to short circuit due to the wires, causing the hot tub to explode. It splashes all of the contestants with water, but Chris and Blaineley pulled out umbrellas to protect themselves and remained dry.)

(There is silence after it all)

Sugar - (She claps) "That was some A-class Magic, Wizard! You should be on our team!"

Courtney - (Is clearly seathing with rage) "You want him? Please take him. Before I do."

Chris McLean - "Now now, it's too late for team swapping now. If one of you guys had said so on the cliff back there, we maybe would've said yes to it."

Sugar - "Oh darn it!"

Chris McLean - "Now, since the Bass hot tub has just been, well, destroyed, the only hot tub standing is the Gophers, so by default, the Gophers win the challenge!"

(All of the Screaming Gophers except for Crimson cheer in happiness at not being the losing team)

Chris McLean - "Killer Bass, you guys are now officially the first team to lose a challenge on Total Drama Island, and because of that you will be voting off one of your members tonight. Decide carefully. You'll be at the bonfire pit tonight." (He and Blaineley walk away. Pretty much every single Killer Bass member turns to and glares at Leonard)

Leonard - (Notices, but doesn't understand) "What?"

[MESS HALL/MAIN LODGE - BASS TABLE]

(While the Killer Bass are all mostly grumpy and eating their later food, the Gophers are of course all happy about their victory and getting to keep their hot tub. The Bass on the other hand: )

Courtney - "So I think we all know who we're going to vote off, right?"

Dave - "Yep."

Cody - "Totally."

Sky - "I don't really see any other option."

Brick - "Wait, what person are we talking about here?"

Sky - (She gestures to who they plan to vote off)

Brick - "Oh."

Jen - "We could've had a HOT TUB!"

Tom - "I know! That is just, SO unfair!"

B - (Nods in agreement, more mad about his invention being destroyed)

Amy - "I'm just surprised SAMEY's not the one who lost the challenge for us!"

Sammy - (Sighs in sadness and fear again)

Leonard - (Has just gotten his plate and goes to his table) "Hello, Team!"

(They all turn away from him in a shunning motion)

Leonard - "What's all that about?"

Dave - "You really don't know? You cost us the challenge!"

Leonard - "Pffft. Did not!"

Dave - "Did so!"

Leonard - "No. The hosts and the media we're on are just being biased."

Dave - "What?"

Leonard - "The real problem was, B's hot tub was just not magic compatible."

B - (Takes personal offense to that)

Dave - "You are not a real wizard! You're just a LARPER!"

Leonard - "Do I need to cast a dissappearing spell on you?"

Courtney - "Oh, how about I cast that one on YOU?" (She too is very furious at Leonard. Unlike Dave though, she actually does seem to scare Leonard a bit)

Cody - "Hey, guys, come on. Can't we all just calm down for a little and-"

Courtney, Dave & Leonard - "NO!" (Cody cowers under the table)

Sky - "Guys, Cody's right. We really should calm down for a little while, eat our last meal, and then have our elimination ceremony. I mean, we already have pretty much nailed down who we're voting for at this point anyway."

Brick - "Sky does have a point."

Courtney & Dave - "Fine!" (The two sit down back into their seats, still furious at Leonard though. B is too.)

Leonard - (Sits down himself aswell, but is all smug)

[ELIMINATION CEREMONY]

(After all that has gone on in the episode up to this point, comes by far the most tense and horrifying part of it all for the 22 contestants. A flock of geese flies over the island in the night time sky, the moon shines over the lake water, the grizzly bears are sleeping in their cave. However, at Camp Wawanakwa, the bonfire is lit, and both Chris and Blaineley are standing beside it, with a plate of 11 marshmallows on it. The time has come at last, for the first elimination ceremony in Total Drama's history. The Killer Bass have all gathered by the seats, and most of them are glaring at the person most of them voted off. It is time, for one of them to end up going home by the end of the night).

Chris McLean - "Okay, so, before the actual drama begins in the night, I would just like to take the time to state that me and Blaineley have spent hours talking about to handle this part of the show, and we figured something out."

Blaineley - "Yes. We're either going to go by teams, or one of us does odd numbers and the other does even numbers. W're just both going to be around for the first one!"

Courtney - "So you still haven't decided at all?"

Blaineley - "Not really, but that doesn't matter, because we have an elimination to get through with!"

Chris McLean - "Right! Now, let's get the dramatic mood back up." (With a gesture of a hand, Chris & Blaineley immediately try to get the ceremony to feel all dramatic again, as CHris then begins explaining how this part of the show works) "Okay, so. Killer Bass, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by a fire." (He gestures to the plate of 10 marshmallows that Blaineley is holding), "At this camp" (dramatic pause) "Marshmallows represent life." (another dramatic pause, Dave tries making some gestures at Sky, but she completely ignores him) "You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only 10 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and get your marshmallow."

Blaineley - "The camper who does not recieve a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame" (gestures to the dock, the boat of losers is parcked right by it now, and it is repaired) "To catch the Boat of Losers. Which means, you will be out of the competition. To never come back."

Chris McLean - "Ev-er." (Holds up marshmallow) "The first marshmallow goes to......Tom."

(Tom smiles happily, running up to the hosts, getting his marshmallow put onto a stick)

Blaineley - "Cody."

Cody - "Oh yeah!" (Runs up and gets his marshallow put onto a stick too)

Chris McLean - "Amy"

(Amy walks up to get hers, glaring wickedly at Sammy as she does so)

Blaineley - "Samey!"

(Amy now glares angrily as Sammy with a soft smile walks up to get her symbol of safety)

Chris McLean - "B!"

(B silently and calmly walks up to recieve his marshmallow)

Blaineley - "Dave!"

(Dave sighs of relief and walks up to recieve his marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "Jen!"

Jen - "Oh yay!" (Walks up to get her marshmallow, her and Tom reunite with a soft 'eeeeee' at both of them being safe)

Blaineley - "Brick!"

(Brick gives a salute as he marches over to recieve his marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "Aaaaand, Sky!"

(Sky also sighs of relief, running up to get hers. Dave is also happy to have Sky be safe from elimination)

Chris McLean - (He realizes that the way he and Blaineley have been taking turns, she gets to have the last part) "Hey, wait a min-" (Blaineley pushes him behind her as she takes her turn)

Blaineley - (Big dramatic pause first) "Courtney, Leonard. This" (She holds up the plate with just 1 marshmallow on it) "This, is the final marshmallow of the evening." (Courtney and Leonard are both sitting down with sticks in-hand. Courtney is just deadpan about the whole thing, Leonard all smug and confident. Either way, Blaineley drags this scene out for dramatic effect)
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(Courtney sighs of relief, goes up to get her marshmallow)

Leonard - (Shocked, smugness broken) "What? Are you guys serious?"

Blaineley - "Well, it's not like you didn't give them a reason to vote you off earlier."

Leonard - "No worry." (He breaks out his big spell casting stick) "TIME REVERSAL SPELL!" (He slams it to the ground) "TIME, SHALL GO BACK!" (Nothing happens. At all.)

(Time passes. Leonard is still there trying to reverse time.)

Blaineley & Chris - "CHEF!"

(Cut to Chef carrying Leonard like a bouncer down the dock before throwing him agressively into the Boat of Losers so he can finally go on his way off of the island and out of the competition, with Chef of course being the driver of the boat.)

Chris McLean - (back at the bonfire pit with Blaineley & the remaining Bass team) "Enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe.......for tonight."

(Chris and Blaineley walk away, leaving the Killer Bass all holding their marshmallows-on-sticks by the bonfire itself)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Emma - "Well, this place still basically sucks. But, I came here for the prize money, and I don't intend on leaving without it."

(We cut to one last scene, of the Screaming Gophers celebrating my their Hot Tub prize. Duncan, Sugar, Brody, Heather and Mike are all sitting in the hot tub, while Emma & Dawn are sitting beside the hot tub. Music is playing too. Brody is holding up some sort of drink)

Brody - "To the Screaming Gophers!"

Duncan, Sugar, Heather & Mike - "The Screaming Gophers! Woohoo!" (They cheer for a little bit, Brody sits down in the tub)

LeShawna - (Goes infront of the hot tub to cheer) "Go Gophers! Go Gophers!" (For some reason Noah & Ezekiel run up to join her in this cheer/dance thing) "Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers!" (They keep doing this)

(While they do this, the Killer Bass are returning from their ceremony, and Courtney is in the back of them all. She turns to the camera when she notices it)

Courtney - "Are you recording this?" (Camera zooms in to her) "Good. They can enjoy their little party all they want, but I'm gonna win this competition, and no one is gonna stop me!" (She points to the camera as the episode finally fades out, ending)

[END OF EPISODE - GOODBYE LEONARD]

Chapter Text

(Like in the previous episode, this one opens up on the Dock of Shame, in broad daylight. Of the two hosts of the show, it is Chris McLean and not Blaineley who is standing on the dock to give out the obligatory recap of the previous episode)

Chris McLean - "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" (Clips from both of the previous episodes play over the sound of Chris' voice) "22 Campers arrived and learned they'd be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp! Then the campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark infested waters! And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony it all came down to two campers. Courtney has experience as a C.I.T. in summer camp, but refused to jump. And Leonard managed to tick off the entire team when he caused their probably-gonna-be win into a technical total failure, topped by the fact he had already been annoying a good few of them to begin with. In the end, Leonard was the first camper voted off of Total Drama Island. Proving that, well, LARPing and Reality TV just don't mix well." (Recap footage ends) "Who will be voted off this week in the MOST dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out TONIGHT, on, TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!"

[CUE INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

(This commercial is actually yet again, an advertisement for a television show)

Announcer - "Have you ever wanted to know what people do in ordinary places? Have you? Are you one of those sick people that wants a reality show where we take ordinary places, ordinary people, and stick cameras in special spots around the place so we can watch ordinary people's lives? Well then you've come to the right place!"

(Big dramatic pause)

Announcer - "IT'S 'Look! You're on T.V.!'! A show where we contact actual places to get permission to have our cameras all over the place, just to film what a select bunch of people in them do on a regular basis!"

(One bit of footage shows a large mall where six people of about 28 years of age are just hanging out near some lemon stand, not knowing they're actually being filmed in secret)

(Another shows footage of the Surfer's Paradise hotel, which has recently been ruined by a end of school year party, showing the owner's daughter and her older brother in the penthouse, they don't know they're being filmed either)

Announcer - "While we'll usually only do one episode per location, we might do an occassional follow-up update filming! If you'd like your location to be on this show, just call our Producers now!"

(Commercial ends with call information and various other legal information regarding the show)

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

(The episode opens up at Camp Wawanakwa's main campgrounds, with the cabins in view. Soon enough though, Chris walks into view with a megaphone in-hand.)

(After a short walk, he stops infront of one of the cabins. He holds up the megaphone, but then holds up an airhorn alongside it, however, just before he blows the horn, another noise stops him instead, one that might actually be louder than what he was about to make)

(It is the sound, of an alarm clock. An extremely loud and obnoxious alarm clock. Coming from the Boys'side of the Bass Cabin. Chris with a smile just shrugs and waits outside)

[BASS CABIN - BOY SIDE]

(Once there, the sound is revealed to be coming from none other than Brick's own alarm clock. While he wakes up with a salute, most of the other boys on the team - as in Cody, Dave, B and Tom - don't wake up so good)

(Dave tries to shove his pillow over his head to drown it out)

(B puts in earplugs)

(Cody rolls over onto the floor in shock)

(Tom screams in terror at first, but then sees what it really is)

Brick - "Brick MacArthur, reporting for duty!" (Salutes and gets out of bed, then sees his fellow Bass Boys groaning) "What? Aren't you boys ready for training?"

Tom - "This is Summer Camp, not a Boot Camp. I seriously needed that beauty sleep." (Puts on his glasses)

Brick - "Beauty Sleep does not actually help you in training for the corps!"

Tom - "Yeah, I can see that, in all honesty."

(Suddenly, there is a loud banging on the cabin door. Brick runs up to answer it, once he opens the door he sees the female members of the Bass team, aswell as some of the Gophers, all angrily glaring at him)

Brick - "Yes, ladies?"

Courtney - "WHAT IS THAT COMING FROM?!" (The alarm clock has actually been going all this time)

Brick - "My alarm clock!"

Courtney - "TURN IT OFF!"

Brick - "Excuse my language ma'am, but WHAT?"

Courtney - "TURN. IT. OFF!"

Brick - "WHAT?!"

LeShawna - "Oh I have had ENOUGH o' this!" (She barges through the gathered crowd, bluntly takes the alarm clock, and storms off. A few moments later, the sound just stops. Everyone just stands around, looking around, doing and saying nothing)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brick - "That was a little harsh. Some people just can't get the life of a cadet."

CONFESSIONAL -------> LeShawna - "It's seven in the morning! Do I LOOK like a farmer to you?!"

(After the confessionals, we cut to all 21 remaining campers standing before Chris & Blaineley infront of the cabins, all of them gathered in a random order rather than a particular one)

(While they're all standing together, Cody and Dave look at Courtney and Sky respectively. They both look to eachother and try to get up close to the girls. Courtney shoves Cody to the ground. Sky just pushes Dave away with a more kinder approach)

Chris McLean - (To all 21 remaining campers. Also, he's wearing shorts for now) "Good morning, campers! Hope you slept well."

Blaineley - "I know I did."

Heather - "Hi Chris" (little wave), "You look really buff in those shorts."

Chris McLean - "I know!" (winks)

Blaineley - (almost wants to laugh at Heather's flattery of Chris, but holds it in)

Chris McLean - "Okay! I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute!" (He checks a wrist watch, or a timer, or something)

Brick - (salutes) "Yes sir, understood sir!"

Sugar - "Excuse me, but if I'm gonna win this pageant we got goin' on here I'm gonna need a little more than just one measily lil ol' minute to do everything I gotta do to get absolutely ready."

Blaineley - "Oh trust me, so do I. But, you're a contestant, so inconviencing you is basically our job."

Sugar - "That some kinda joke er somethin'? I mean, I ain't even had my breakfast yet!"

Blaineley - "Oh don't worry, you'll have breakfast." (They all get happy) "After you have a 20 kilometer run around the lake!" (Now they're all not so happy)

Sky - "I think that was supposed to be the joke."

Blaineley - "Actually, it wasn't. That really is the first part of the challenge."

Sky - "Oh. Really? That's nothing for an olympian like me."

(Blaineley and Chris both smirk a little bit)

Chris McLean - "I bet."

Blaineley - "You all have 30 seconds!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "Okay, that girl Sky, is dividing me. On one hand, she is an olympian and is very useful in team challenges, but on the other hand she could be a major threat to me later on in this competition. My point is, I have my eyes on her."

(After that, Chris & Blaineley have all of the remaining 21 campers in a ready-to-race position, with Chris pointing his hand to build up to the race)

Chris McLean - "Alright! On your marks.....get set.......GO!"

(All of the campers begin the 20 kilometer run/race, the challenge has just begun as they all dash off)

[THE FOREST - MORNING/DAY TIME - CHALLENGE #2.1]

(The hot summer sun is beating down on the ground as the 21 campers are running across the island's lake as part of the challenge. Since this is a very basic challenge, most of the contestants are doing pretty good at it, some more than others though)

(For example, Sky and Brick are both quickly in the front of the others, something which they both take notice of)

Sky - "Wow, you're pretty good at this."

Brick - "Thank you, ma'am. Years of both gym class and boot camp."

Sky - "Olympics Training myself. Glad we're on the same team! Even if your alarm clock is, or was, kind of, noisy."

Brick - "Thanks. Same to you, ma'am."

Sky - "Welcome. I will say, waking up early probably was somewhat good too, it will help me when it's time for the olympics."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brick - "Sky is a nice woman. If anyone aside from me is to lead the Bass team, I'd probably let her do it. I'm a bit afraid of saying that within earshot of Courtney though."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sky - "Brick is a pretty good guy, I can tell he means well. I'm here to win first though, but I'm not going to just not try to be nice to everyone while I do it. There are some things I want to keep out of the game though."

(Back out of the confessionals, several of the campers - namely Cody, Dave, Courtney, Jen and Emma - are all running close like a group due to similar speeds or something. Cody and Dave are a bit behind the others though.)

Cody - (To Dave) "So, any luck with Sky yet?"

Dave - "No. She's so fast with this running, I can't keep up."

Cody - "Hey, you did get some good out of that."

Dave - "Ha. Any luck with Courtney?"

Cody - "Now that you ask-" (He turns to Courtney, but she's already running faster than he is and so he can't reach her) "Nevermind, same thing."

Dave - "Heh...........hey...I was thinking, you don't think maybe some of the girls here already have boyfriends, do you?"

Cody - "I kinda worry about that too, but I try not to dwell on it. If they do, they'd probably say something, ya know?"

Dave - "I hope you're right...." (appears worried)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - "I really REALLY REALLY hope Sky's single! I mean, she's like, the best! She's like, PERFECT! She should be like, my girlfriend! Unless, of course, she's taken, heheh."

(Following that, we go to Courtney, Jen and Emma. All 3 girls are running just a good bit ahead of Cody & Dave. While Courtney and Emma are focused on the run, Jen is focused on other things)

Jen - (She runs up to Emma) "Excuse me, can I talk to you for a bit?"

Emma - "About what?"

Jen - "About that outfit you're wearing."

Emma - (rolls eyes) "Pass."

Jen - "But-"

Emma - "Pass. Go bother one of your own team members."

Jen - "Hmph, if you insist."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Jen - "I just wanted to give her some simple fashion tips, was that really so wrong?"

(We then cut to Ezekiel and Crimson walking next to eachother, while  Mike and Brody run past them)

Ezekiel - "So, how long do you think this'll take, eh?"

Crimson - (She remains deadpan and says nothing)

Ezekiel - "Not much of a talker, are ya eh?"

Crimson - (Once more, silent and deadpan)

(Tom runs past them)

Ezekiel - "So, you wanna run or walk, eh?" (He turns and sees Crimson has already stopped being beside him) "Eh? Eh?"

(Crimson is clearly off somewhere else, walking/running in the challenge far from where Ezekiel is)

(We cut to Heather walking, when Noah suddenly runs right past her and apparently bumps into her in doing so aswell, almost making her trip, but not)

Heather - (Not happy with that) "Do you mind?"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "I don't run, and I definitely don't run in high heel wedges!"

(Heather continues to scowl as she walks, until she stumbles a little bit when she walks into a pond. As she quickly regains her stance though, she notices Sugar, down on the ground, drinking from the puddle. Seriously.)

Sugar - (Drinking) "Can't" (Drinks) "Catch" (Drinks) "Breathe." (Drinks) "Must" (Drinks) "Have" (Drinks) "Condition."

Heather - (While LeShawna and B both walk by, clearly exhausted already both) "Yeah, it's called overeating. Look into it."

LeShawna - (Trying to rest by a tree, turns back to Heather) "Well what's your excuse, skinny, annoying, phew, too tired for insults!"

(At that moment, Chris & Blaineley suddenly show up riding a moped past all of the racing campers, with Chris having a megaphone in his hands)

Chris McLean - (Through megaphone) "PICK IT UP, PEOPLE! IF YOU'RE NOT BACK BY DINNER TIME, YOU DON'T EAT!"

Heather - (grumbles) "I hate them so much!"

Sugar - "And I hate you so much too. Wizard eliminatin' tranny! I know you made the other team vote him off!"

Heather - "As if I even had to try to do that, IF I did it." (She storms off from Sugar) "Delusional."

[SOMETIME LATER - MAIN LODGE/MESS HALL]

(In the main lodge, Cody, Courtney, Emma, Brick, Sky and Brody are all sitting on one table, while Duncan, Jen, Ezekiel and Crimson are at the other. Mike is almost passed out on the floor, and Dawn is meditating on the floor. To the side are Chris and Blaineley. Chris is filing his nails while Blaineley is making posts to MyFace via her phone. All the campers in the main lodge are clearly tired after the run. Brody is just kicking back though.)

(Just then, Amy and Sammy come in through the door. Sammy having of course opened it for Amy to walk in before walking in herself)

Amy - "Finally! It's about TIME you made it here, Samey! I can't BELIEVE how long it took for you to get here!"

Sammy - "Sorry..."

Amy - "You'd better be! I can't believe you had the NERVE to try and run faster than me! You know that is TOTALLY against the rules ASWELL as completely impossible!"

Sammy - "Sorry..."

Amy - "Save it for when your voted off the team for being useless!"

Sammy - (sighs. Both her and Amy sit down at a table)

Amy - (At the table with Duncan, Jen and Crimson) "Can you believe her? She tried to actually be better than me at something!"

Duncan - (sarcastic) "No, I can't."

Amy - "I know! She is SUCH a terrible sister. But she's too lazy to actually be fast with anything!"

Sammy - (bows her head in shame)

Amy - "I mean, look at the way she dresses!"

Jen - "But, you're both wearing the same outfit."

Amy - "Yes, but I wore it first, so by that rule, Samey's is the lesser one!"

Jen - "Well, as the fashion expert, I-"

Amy - "I don't care! What I say about Samey is the one hundred percent truth!"

Jen - "Hmph." (crosses her arms and just glares at Amy, offended)

(Suddenly LeShawna, B and Sugar arrive to the Main Lodge shortly after those words were shared. All three of them are clearly exhausted and about to fall over. Not far behind them is Heather)

LeShawna - (Struggling to keep standing up) "Oh we MADE IT!" (She falls to her knees and crawls to her seat)

(It becomes apparent that B is carrying a seemingly unconscious Noah over his shoulder. This catches the attention of Emma.)

Emma - (concerned) "What happened to him?"

(Suddenly things go to the Gopher team being extremely concerned for Noah as he is layed down on one of the tables, Noah unconscious with B is trying to by-hand pump air into Noah's chest by going up and down, while Emma, Heather and Mike are beside B with concern for Noah)

(While that is going on, Tom arrives in the Main Lodge, but is breathing heavily due to exhaustion. Courtney is not happy about this)

Courtney - "What took you so long?! We just lost the challenge!"

Tom - "Do you know, how hard, it is, to keep good shoes, clean, in an enviornment, like that?" (struggling to keep his breath)

Sugar - (Having a moment of smarts) "Hey wait a minute now, if they lost, then don't that mean, we won?"

(The Gophers all pause, but then they all start cheering in unison. Even Noah, who as it turns out was just faking being unconscious, but the cheering means that nobody cares)

Chris McLean - "Woah there! Hold your horses guys, that wasn't the challenge!"

LeShawna - "Say what now?"

Blaineley - (She walks up infront of a curtain that's now revealed to be in the room) "Which one of you is hungry?!" (She gestures to the curtain, it opens up revealing a massive fantastic feast of real food. A feast that would be perfect for Thanskgiving and/or Christmas, even. A wonderful, amazing, feast. Far, FAR better than the food Chef usually serves the campers)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Crimson - "I don't see what the big deal was. I thought that while the good food tasted better, the usual food was more relateable."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - "Okay, so yay for real food at last! But no yay for the potential to get it all over my clothes. It's already so hard to keep clean here as is! I have to take a morning shower for just sleeping in that cabin."

Sugar - "DIBS ON THE TURKEY!" (She dashes for the table)

LeShawna - "OH NO YOU DON'T!" (Runs after her)

(Soon, all of the other campers follow, except Dave, and turn the room into a screaming mess of food, yelling, fighting and pushing. Blaineley and Chris watch from a safe distance, with smiles on their faces as they enjoy the madness)

LeShawna - "MY TURKEY LEG!"

Sugar - "I CALLED DIBS!"

LeShawna - "AND I SAID OH NO YOU DON'T!" (They're having a tug-of-war over a single turkey leg)

Amy - (She shoves Sammy into Ezekiel and makes them both fall on the floor while she gourges herself on pie.)

Mike - (Is eating a blueberry pie like that of a maniac) "Mmmmmm, blueberry! So delicious!" (Pretty much anything blueberry on the table, he goes loco for/over)

(Tom and Jen are more careful in their eating, as to not get any of it on their clothing.)

Courtney - (Is actually trying to divide her meal choices into portions to eat like a fitness/health nut, but noticing Sky isn't really doing the same) "Careful, olympic girl. There's a lot of calories in this food all combined."

Sky - "I know. Don't worry, I know what foods to avoid for now and what foods are okay. Besides, I'll probably burn it all off for later and with the usual diet we eat here."

Courtney - (glares at her)

Cody - (Sits next to Courtney. He silently attempts for them to 'share' food. Then, she notices and angrily growls at him. Whimpering like a scared puppy he backs off from her)

(The whole time, Dave is trying to be something like a scavenger, trying to avoid the main mess by basically being as picky and distant as possible. He also ends up having to dodge alot of food being tossed all over the place.)

Dawn - "So many meat products. Have these Producers no shame?!" (She's only eating the vegan foods. She glares at the majority of the other campers) "Savages."

Heather - (She tries reaching her hand for the mashed potatoes + gravy, but then Sugar actually leans in and tries to bite her like an animal) "Hey! Don't bite me! Frankly, you and LeShawna should probably consider not eating so much."

Sugar - "OH THAT'S IT, BRING IT ON, ANOREXIC TRANNY!" (She tackles Heather and the two actually start fighting outright)

LeShawna - "Save some for me!" (She joins in. Their fighting actually ends up kicking Amy in the back of the head and sending Amy face-first into her pie)

Sammy - (Is holding back laughter at seeing Amy like that)

Amy - "How DARE you enjoy that!" (She throws a pie into Sammy's face) "There, better."

Duncan - "FOOD FIGHT!"

Brody - "ALRIGHT!"

(And with those two saying that, it really started turning into a frenzy as suddenly food was being thrown everywhere, primarily by the Heather/Sugar/LeShawna/Amy fight and Duncan/Brody. Courtney just had a deadpan fed up with the world look to her face. Then again, so does Crimson. Dave ducked under the table alongside Tom and Jen to be safe from it all. Chris and Blaineley took out their umbrellas to keep themselves safe)

Dave - "Man, things are getting so crazy out there!"

Tom - "I know, right!"

Jen - "Totally! There is no WAY I'm risking getting these designer clothes filthy like that!"

Dave - "Heh, I know the feeling."

Jen - "You do?"

Tom - "Really?"

Dave - "Yeah....heheh....why?"

Jen - "Nothing, I mean, you have that cute preppy look to you, but your clothes don't exactly say designer or really expensive."

Dave - "Preppy look?"

Tom - "Yeah. You pull it off pretty good though if that's what you're going for. Except for maybe the shoes."

Dave - "The shoes? What's wrong with my shoes?"

Jen - "They just kinda clash with the other stuff." (Tom nods)

Dave - "Really?" (Both Tom and Jen nod) "O......kay then......" (Decides that staying under the table is better than not at the moment)

(Just then though, all three are crushed by the weight of Sugar and LeShawna both landing on the table at once during their fight over the food, breaking right through the poor thing and landing on all three of them)

(Following that, we overlook the now basically destroyed table that once held a massive holidy-scale feast upon it. Now, that feast is basically in ruins. Total and complete ruins. The table itself has a plus-sized hole in it now too. Luckily, none of the three underneath were seriously injured in the crushing they got. All of the campers though, are groaning in some capacity. A good chunk of them have bloated bellies, and some farts and burps can be heard coming from unknown campers aswell as Chris & Blaineley walk up to survey the aftermath)

Blaineley - "Wow, and I thought that my family holiday dinners got chaotic."

Chris McLean - "Pfft, you should see mine. Don't ever get between Jerd and his fish."

Blaineley - "Noted." (The two then both turn their attention to the campers) "Alright, boys and girls, are you all ready for part two of the challenge?!"

Brody - "Woah, there's a part two? I thought that was the eating part!"

LeShawna - "What more do y'all want from us?!"

Heather - "For once, I agree with LeShawna. Haven't we been through enough?"

Chris McLean - "Let me think about that..." (pulls out the megaphone) "NO! It's time for, the AWAKE-A-THON!"

Brody - (cheers) "Alright! Woo!......what's an awake-a-thon?"

Chris McLean - "Don't worry! This is an easy one! The team with the last camper standing wins invincibility!"

(They still don't fully get it)

Blaineley - "Basically, you guys lose a point each time one of your members falls asleep." (Now they all get it)

Emma - "So basically, that 20 kilometer run and this feast was all in some effort to make it all harder for us to stay awake?"

Chris McLean - "That's right, Emma!"

Emma - "Man they're good." (LeShawna just nods)

Chris McLean - "MOVE! MOVE MOVE!"

(With that, all of the remaining campers begin walking out of the main lodge, many of them clearly tired already. Noah however, approaches Emma with increased bravery)

Noah - "So, how much do you think until everyone's down for the count?"

Emma - "I don't know. You might wanna hope they don't count faking it though." (Noah definitely has that struck out face, since he can now see she's a smart girl alright)

[BONFIRE PIT - STILL RELATIVELY EARLY MORNING TIME]

(All 21 campers are gathered around by teams at the area, all of them tired, with bags growing under their eyes. Some of them yawn, some of them groan, Chris & Blaineley just watch and wait)

(TIME: 11:59:56)

Chris McLean - (narrating) "We are now 12 hours in with all 21 campers still wide awake!"

Brody - "WOOHOO! Stayin' awake for 12 hours! We've got this dudes! We can do that in our sleep! WOO!" (He raises fist in the air, then freezes with a grin on his face)

(He stays frozen like that for an alarming amount of time)

Blaineley - "Is.....is he alright?"

Chris McLean - "I don't know.......um, Brody, you okay?"

Brody - (Speaking through teeth) "Can't.....get out...of...pose...."

Blaineley - "How?"

Brody - "I don't know, someone get help?"

(Blaineley and Chris look to eachother, then back at Brody)

(Minutes later Brody is taken, in that pose, into the infirmary to find out how to fix it. He is out of the challenge.)

Blaineley - "So let's just pretend that didn't happen and move on."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sky - "The awake-a-thon was definitely the most brutal challenge so far. It's very unhealthy and dangerous for the body to go on with sleep for too long. But nevertheless, I wasn't about to give up!"

(Back to the campfire/bonfire pit - the score is now Gophers 10, Bass 10, all of the remaining campers are still gathered around by teams and getting more tired by the second)

Dave - "They call this challenge?" (He yawns) "This isn't really much of one when you think about it."

Sky - "I know."

Dave - "You know? You know?" (He's happy. It weirds out Sky) "You agree with me on something?!"

Sky - "Yeah.......that this isn't as much a challenge as last time."

Dave - (He tries to keep his cool again) "Heheh, well, yeah. I know. This is like, so easy.......at least we have eachother to talk too, right?"

Sky - (slight laugh) "I guess so."

(Heather looks at them with a suspicious look in her eyes)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "Okay, so my strategy is to get two other campers into an alliance with me and take them to the final three. The question is, who can I find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever I say?"

(After that, things go over to none other than fellow Gophers Mike and Ezekiel. Ezekiel is sitting down, and picking his nose via small pebble. Mike waves at either Amy or Sammy, but then has his pants suddenly fall down followed by tripping over a rock.)

Heather - "Well, not my ideal choice, but for now I guess it'll have to do." (To the two boys) "Ezekiel, Mike, can I talk to you two for a little bit?"

Mike & Ezekiel - "Okay!" (They go over to her, seemingly awestruck that she would ask such a question to them)

Heather - "Okay. I have a plan, to get me and two other people into the final three, and I chose you guys!"

Mike & Ezekiel - "Really?!"

Ezekiel - "That's awesome, eh! I'm glad to help a lady like you out in anyway a man like me can!"

Mike - "Yeah, but, um..........why us?"

Heather - "Let's just say, there's no other people that would be as likely to say yes at the moment."

Mike - (Seems to believe that, which to be fair it is basically true)

Heather - "Just remember that this is a VERY big deal. I am placing my trust, in you two. And trust, is a two way street." (They both nod), "So you'll do everything I say then?" (Mike nods, Ezekiel is about to say something though) "Good!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Mike - "Oh my gosh! A girl like Heather? Talking to me? ME?! I, I never would've thought something like that would ever happen in a million years! I, I, I'm just speechless! And she wants to team up with me too!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Ezekiel - "I dunno about that do everything she says part, eh."

(Following that, we cut to a scene in which Dawn is meditating on one of the rocks, while next to her Duncan is simply sitting doing nothing. Next to them is Emma, who is writing in some type of notebook, when Noah walks over. Clearing his throat a bit, he approaches her again)

Noah - "So, is that your diary? You do know how dangerous having one on television is?"

Emma - "Oh please. I'm not an idiot. This is my journal for law school notes."

Noah - "Really?" (sits next to her)

Emma - "Yeah. It's not like this challenge is precisely physically straining, so perfect time to make sure I get some actual learning in."

Noah - "I feel you on that one."

Emma - "Hey, hope you don't mind but I need to go to the bathroom for a bit, guard my stuff for a bit?"

Noah - "Don't see anything else to do."

Emma - (snarky) "Thanks." (She walks away. Heather takes notice of both this, the fact Noah is just eyeing her, and the fact that Sky and Dave are also still sitting next to eachother)

Heather - (An idea in her head, she stands up, looks around, walks over, and steals Emma's journal for school notes while Noah has his back turned, before walking back for the cabins. All of this is in plain view of the hosts by the way, neither of whom do or say anything)

Mike - (As Heather walks by him) "Hey, isn't that Emma's book?"

Heather - "Yep."

Mike - "Why do you have it?"

Heather - "I'm just going to put it in the team cabin so that it's safe is all. Don't worry about it."

Mike - "Oh, okay."

Heather - (Devious smirk to her face. She instead goes into the Bass cabin, a few moments later she casually walks out and returns to her seat)

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

(This commercial is actually for another show, a celebrity gossip show to be precise: Celebrity Manhunt)

Announcer - "This Week, on Celebrity Manhunt!"

(The hosts of Celebrity Manhunt are a blue-eyed, short black-haired, tuxedo-wearing man named Josh and a blonde-haired, dark-eyed woman named Terra who wears a red sweater with a heart on it, blue skinny jeans, and simple shoes)

Josh - "How will Tricia Holmes react when she finds out what was said about her on Flitter from Emilie Ridgemount? I'm hopin' for some claws to come out!"

Terra - "Will the Puppies last rescued on Misunderstood Dogs and Ex-Cons find themselves good homes? I hope so!"

Josh - "And what exactly is going to be Blake Xiu's big secret that his sisters Ming and Song keep threatening him on from the last episode of Keeping up with the Xius?"

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Announcer - "Celebrity Manhunt! Every Saturday at 10/11 am central. Only on TDN. The Drama Network."

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

(We come back to see the camp at night time, now 23:59:43 into the Awake-a-thon, and there are still people up amazingly. However, inbetween the commercial break, some have fallen)

(For the Bass, Crimson has wasted no time in having fallen, she is layed peacefully out on the ground like she is a corpse though. Emma and Noah are now sleeping, Noah just lounging practically while Emma sitting by a log)

(Also for the Bass, both Amy and Sammy have both fallen asleep at this point, as has Jen. Tom struggles to not follow suite though)

(Current score is tied with 7-7 for both teams)

(With the Bass, Courtney is panting and huffing while she jogs in place for reasons currently unknown. The rest of the team are all seated in a random order amongst the stumps.)

Cody - "Hey, uh, Courtney, what are you doing?"

Courtney - "I'm staying awake, by, making, continious, movements. Keeping myself energized for as long as possible."

Cody - "That's so smart! Mind if I join you?"

Courtney - "Actually-" (It's already too late, he's already started. She just sighs)

Sky - "That is a pretty smart idea Courtney. I should've thought of doing that." (Now she joins the two aswell, and by extension so does Dave for much the same reason as Cody)

Courtney - "Well, glad, to see, you, listening, to me."

Brick - (Also joining in) "This takes me back to those morning rounds around the bott camp!"

Tom - (Is also joining in on this) "I know, these legs totally need the workout. You know, exercising legs and thighs can toats help with the way your pants look on you."

Brick - "Really?"

Tom - (Nods)

(As the whole remaining Bass team does this, B is finding trouble with it. His larger weight makes him weak in doing this, and is his downfall as he falls over and falls asleep, making the score be 6-7 now.)

Chris McLean - (Has been watching it all this whole time) "Congratulations Campers! You've all made it to the 24 Hour mark! Time to kick things up a notch!" (Chef walks up dressed like a pink sheep and carrying a harp, while Chris unveils a stack of books underneath a cloth) "Fairy Tales!"

Sugar - "Oooh yay! I love those things! Except Cinderella. Somethin' about the 'ella' part I just can't STAND."

Sky - "No, offense, but, how, is a celebrity and a guy, dressed as, a sheep, reading teens, fairy tales, going to get the teens, to sleep?"

Tom - "And where's, Blaineley?"

Chris McLean - "To the second thing, Blaineley is taking her 'beauty sleep' right now, so for now it's just me and Chef. And to the first thing, you know, you do have a point Sky. So you know what?" (He then kicks the stack of books away) "Instead of that, you're going to instead watch the 1964 Andy Warhol film; Empire!"

Chef - "Then why the heck am I dressed like this?!"

Chris McLean - (To Chef) "Just wait, you'll still have your bit!" (To the campers) "An eight hour long silent film, that is just a slow motion shot of the Empire State Building!"

(LeShawna just immediately falls alseep at that point. Score tied again 6-6)

Chef - (He strings the harp as a drop-down T.V. comes from seemingly nowhere, the movie starting. Chef glares at Chris as he hears snickering regarding his costume)

(The movie begins. It's a black-and-white eight hour long silent film of the Empire State Building. Literally. That's pretty much it. The Bass Team's team jog-in-place is somewhat working, but the film itself is still boring them, and the Gophers too with Duncan especially. Dawn is continuing to meditate, eyes closed. She is making no sounds what-so-ever. Bored and looking around, Duncan takes notice of this.)

Duncan - "Hey, is Hippie chick over there asleep or what?"

Ezekiel - (He walks up to Dawn) "Hey, Dawn, are you still doin' that weird thing or what, eh?" (He gently pokes her. No response.) "Dawn?" (Gently pokes her again. This time, she straight up falls over onto the ground, revealing herself as asleep) "I think she's sleepin', eh."

Duncan - "Lucky."

(Score is now 6-5)

(The movie is still playing. If there is any artistic meaning to it, then the campers don't get it. However, it's not having a major effect on the 11 remaining in the challenge, so the big guns are pulled out. The 'Dance of the Sugerplumb Fairy' starts up, and Chef shows up dressed in a pink ballerina garb, jumping over the view of the moon and sprinkling what looks like pixie dust from himself)

(He actually does a ballet-style dance too, as the remaining campers just watch in shock/horror/surprise)

(First Cody, Brick and Dave are sprinkled with the dust, it makes them all yawn)

(Then, as he continues his dance, he sprinkes some onto Duncan and Sugar, where it has much the same effect)

(Tom is just about to sit close the door to the confessional outhouse when he is sprinkled on the dust. Within moments he falls over to the ground, yawning into sleep)

(Score is now 5-5)

(Infact, make that 4-5, because shortly after, Cody falls down too.)

(After that, we cut to the 40:00:00 portion of the challenge, still the same 9 campers - Heather, Sugar, Ezekiel, Mike & Duncan for the Gophers with Dave, Brick, Courtney & Sky for the Bass - are all still awake even into this porition of the challenge. The Bass team are still doing Courtney's strategy of keep moving)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "While yes a little annoying at first, I quickly realized my team was finally listening to me for once. All I had to do was keep moving, and I'd outlast all of them. All my team had to do, was to keep following after me."

(We pan over all of the - barely- still awake campers, first the Bass, but then the Gophers. There, Heather turns to Mike)

Heather - "She should talk about our strategy." (Nudges Mike)

Mike - "Huh?" (He then falls over, asleep)

Heather - "Ezekiel?"

Ezekiel - "Eh?" (Does exactly the same thing moments later)

(Score is now 4-3)

(We then take things over to Dave and Sky, 2 of the last 4 remaining Bass members in the challenge)

Dave - "So....Sky....you got....a....favourite...movie?"

Sky - "Yeah"

Dave - "What...is...it?"

Sky - "Well.....Goldenwoman, to pick, one."

Dave - "That's awesome, I, I like, that, one, too."

Sky - "Have you, even, seen it?"

Dave - "Well, uh, ah, hah, no...."

Sky - "Mhm. Real, favourite?"

Dave - "Well, I, ah, ho, ah....." (He then falls over himself. Except, well, he fell right ontop of Cody, leading to a very suggestive position they're in, but clothed)

(Sky and Courtney don't say anything, they just look eachother, smile a little, and then giggle about it)

(Score is now 3-3)

(It is then that we go over to Heather, who is of course one of the 3 remaining members of the Screaming Gophers team. She is actually walking around still, namely targetting the campers who are still asleep, especially whenever she is seeing that the others are not looking.)

(She takes some of the campers' own personal belongings, first being  Tom and Jen's glasses that they wear at all times it seems)

(Then, she takes a handful of tools that B keeps underneath his jacket at all times)

(She follows that up with taking Amy and Sammy's boots)

(Then, she refrains from taking anything from Cody or Dave due to having to reach into their pockets to find anything)

(She instead sets her sights on taking LeShawna's hoop earrings, followed by being too terrified to go even near Crimson and instead stealing the book that Noah has next to him most of the time)

(After that, she also takes a stack of tarot cards that Dawn keeps with her, and follows it up by stealing Mike's shirt, leaving him in a sleeveless white undershirt. She is also too disgusted to take anything from Ezekiel)

(What she does with these personal belongings, right in view of Chris by the way, is simple. She takes them to the Bass cabin, then walks out without them. Shockingly, none of the other remaining campers see this)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "Okay, so plan one is to try and find not so, loser, alliance partners. I'll just settle for now because on my team they're the only ones who'll do what I say for now. Plan two, is to get rid of the Bass' strongest player. Should be easy enough." (She has that devious look to her face again)

(Following that, we see Heather actually walking out of the confessional and back towards the campgrounds where everyone else is. However, she runs into Brick)

Brick - "Hello Ma'am!" (He salutes, and is still jogging in place) "I see you just got back to the confessional."

Heather - "Yes, captain obvious, I did." (Is trying to walk away and bluntly ignore him)

Brick - "Well, good to know! I'm about to go there myself."

Heather - "Whatever, I don't care."

Brick - (shrugs and enters the confessional afterwards)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brick - (Is trying to keep his feet moving at all times in the confessional) "This game so far has really put my skills at survival to the test! I'm definitely not regretting being here so far! I don't see what the problem some of the others see in this place is! The food is just like the stuff we're served back at boot camp, infact I'd say Chef actually makes it a bit better.......but I hope the Chefs back at the corp don't see this, I'm just being honest. And trying to stay...." (He eventually passes out right on the can then and there)

(With that confessional from Brick, the score is now 2-3)

(We now enter the 51:00:00 mark of the challenge, with the final five remaining-in-the-challenge campers being Sugar, Heather & Duncan for the Gophers, and both Sky & Courtney for the Bass. It's honestly amazing that all 5 are still awake at this point, even if it is just barely)

(Rather than meet back up with the Final Five - of the challenge - though, we are treated instead to seeing Brody again, in the camp's infirmary. He is still laying on a bed, just waking up from a nap he's apparently been taking since he first fell asleep lord knows how long ago. However, nobody is there with him at all)

Brody - "Woah, that was some crazy dream! Hahaha" (Sees nobody's there) "Hey, Chef Nurse dude, you there?" (No response, nobody's there) "Host Dude? Host Chick?" (Again, no response) "Woah....I'm like....alone in here....with all this medical stuff.......awesome!"

(At that point, he starts playing with all of the medical equipment laying about, taking full advantage of the fact that there is nobody around at all to stop him)

Brody - "CLEAR!" (With two defibrillator paddles, he electrocutes himself) "Hahaha! Awesome! CLEAR!" (He does it again) "One more time! CLEAR!" (And again) "Still feelin' one more time!" (Again) "hahahahah-" (He then notices something outside of the tent.)

(It's a Sasquatch. A straight up Sasquatch, watching him from just outside the infirmary tent)

Brody - "Woah, Sasquatch dude! Heads up!" (Throws the paddles at the sasquatch. They electrocute the thing. It roars.) "Hahahahaha!" (Now notices the Sasquatch is growling at him and charging at him) "Uh-oh, sorry dude!" (He starts running. The Sasquatch is in hot pursuit of him)

(Needless to say, Brody is running away, screaming, from the Sasquatch which he just accidentally ticked off.)

Brody - "AAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

Sasquatch - "GRRRRWWWRR!"

Brody - "AAAAAAH!"

Sasquatch - "GRRRRRWRRRR!"

Brody - "AAAAAAH!"

Sasquatch - "GRRRRRRRRWRRR!"

Brody - "AAAAAAAH"

Sasquatch - "Why is growling the only thing I'm supposed to do in this whole episode?!"

(However, the chase doesn't go very far, for soon Brody trips over a rock and into a rivine where Salmon are swimming/spawning/jumping in. Brody does not go with them, however, instead he ends up being dragged with the current in the opposite direction, finding himself: )

Brody - "WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHOOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (Right down a large waterfall that's apparently on the island too)

(Once he hits the bottom of the waterfall, it takes the surfer dude a bit of a while to get back up. For a few moments, he seems like a goner, with the Sasquatch waving his fist before walking back to where he was before. However, after that point, Brody luckily manages to resurface, and with a few deep breathes he of course, let's out a response to all that just transpired those few moments ago: )

Brody - "That......was.......AWESOME!"

(Sometime after that, we reach the 75:00:00 hour mark in the challenge, and it is once again day time, or at the very least early morning. It's actually kind of hard to tell, honestly. Either way, the sun is out now and will be likely until the elimination ceremony later on)

(At the campgrounds, it doesn't take long for something to happen, for Ezekiel is sleeping by a stump with nobody to protect him. Why does he need protection?)

(Because without it, the amazingly still awake Duncan gets a glass of water, puts it down on the ground, and then puts Ezekiel's hand into it)

Ezekiel - (Makes some basic small grunts and simple noises)

Duncan - "Oh gross!" (slight laugh) "It works! Dude peed his pants!" (Points at Ezekiel)

Ezekiel - "Huh? Wha? Who peed his-oh, OH EH!" (Desperately covers in crotch in shock at what just happened)

(At the same time, Amy and Sammy both wake up at the same time but have nothing to do with what happened)

(Then we cut to Cody and Dave, still in the same suggestive position from earlier, and now Dave is even hugging Cody from behind too. Cody's even smiling as Dave is kissing his right ear, both boys sleeping. At least, for now. It doesn't take long for them to open their eyes and see what they're actually doing)

Dave - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Cody & Dave - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

(After screaming in unison like that, they both run away from eachother at that point. Their friendship chances not ruined, just, going to be awkward for a while).

(We then return to the main bonfire pit, where both Sky and Courtney are by far the most fatigued of all the remaining five campers, with Sugar and Heather sitting close to them being admittedly not so far behind themselves)

Courtney - "Okay....my constant moving.....maybe....not such a good move....after all."

Sky - "So.....fatigued...."

Sugar - "I'm hungry!"

Heather - "Wouldn't that make you more tired?"

Sugar - "On what planet?"

Heather - "Whatever, I'd totally kill for a latte at this point."

(Just then, both Chris and Blaineley arrive on the scene, both carrying cups of coffee in their hands. Blaineley's is specifically a half fat no foam lattee steamed to 102 heat.)

Chris McLean - "What is the matter with you people?" (sips from coffee) "Come on, fall asleep already!"

Heather - "Are you kidding me? You two get to have coffees infront of us?!"

Blaineley - (sips from hers) "When you get yourself nominated for a gemmie award, then you'll have the right to complain about that, kay? Kay."

Heather - (Scowls at Blaineley for that remark)

Blaineley - "Alright! So now that we're at the seventy-five hour mark with this challenge, I'd say it's time that the final five in this challenge, that's Sky, Courtney, Sugar, Heather and Duncan, stay here. The others, you guys should probably take some showers about now. Oh, and some of you could definitely use makeup. But you don't have access to a makeup crew so good luck with that."

(Ezekiel runs off to take care of his own issue, alongside many of the others walking off to do the same)

Chris McLean - (He walks up to one of the barrels as if it is a podium, takes another sip of his coffee) "Now Campers, I didn't want it to come to this. I told that to Chef Hatchet last night, I said 'Chef, I don't want it to come to this, but darn it these campers are tough!', and so I found the most boring, sleep inducing activity that I can find." (He takes out a book) "The history of Canada." (Dramatic sound effect) "A pop-up book, Chapter One: The Beaver. National symbol, and a 'dam' fine hat!"

(Duncan, Heather, Sugar, Sky and Courtney all groan)

(Time skip to the 86:59:59 point, and Chris is still reading from the same chapter. Blaineley is leaning on the sign of the camp about to fall asleep already, while Sugar is basically asleep already at this point. Even Chris is sounding bored with reading the thing)

Chris McLean - "Which of course, was the precursor to the discussions leading to the war of 1812" (During that, it's confirmed Sugar is asleep, and Heather just straight up falls backwards, defeated in the challenge)

(Score is now 2-1)

(This does not stay though, for soon enough, Sky begins falling from her seat down to the ground)

Courtney - "Sky!" (slow-mo) "Dooooooon't!" (no more slow mo) "Ugh!"

(Score is now 1-1, Courtney vs Duncan)

Courtney - "Well, at least beating a neanderthal should be easy enough..."

Duncan - (Raises a brow at that)

(Once more another time skip, presumably this is after Chris has finished Chapter 1, or something. Does anyone really care about that book)

Chris McLean - "Alright! Time for a bathroom break! Any takers?"

Duncan - (Holding his 'kiwis' and is clearly needing to use the bathroom) "I've held it in this long, sweetheart, I can go all day."

Courtney - "Oh please, you probably wouldn't be able last one more chapter let alone ten."

Duncan - "Ha. Says the girl who hasn't stood up since she stopped doing that constantly moving thing."

Courtney - "My legs could totally stand up!"

Duncan - "Then do it!"

Courtney - "Only if you use the bathroom."

Duncan - (smirks) "Fine." (Gets up and walks, admittedly though, he stops smirking as he really has to go badly)

Chris McLean - "You've got five minutes! As long as you don't mind a little company!"

Duncan - (walking, turns to the cameraman behind him) "Fine, but stay outta the stall!" (cameraman nods)

Courtney - (smug and confident) "Check, and mate."

Chris McLean - "Don't you have an end of the bargain to keep up with though?"

Courtney - (annoyed) "Okay, fine." (She gets up. Due to fatigue from all that jogging in place though, her legs actually give way and she falls to the ground with a thud.) "Wah! Ugh! No fair! No FAIR! No fair......" (The soft grass soothes her like a pillow, and she falls asleep. The Killer Bass are defeated. Again.)

Blaineley - "Well, looks like we finally have our challenge winner now!"

Chris McLean - "We sure do!"

(Scene cuts to the stall door of the communal washroom toilets)

Chris McLean - "The winner of the awake-a-thon is...."

Chris McLean & Blaineley - "DUNCAN!" (Stall door opens to reveal Duncan is asleep on the can aswell, snoring even)

Chris McLean - "The Screaming Gophers win! Again!"

Blaineley - "And I will be meeting the Killer Bass at the bonfire tonight, again!" (Chris is not happy to have that dibs be called, but he has to accept it, he'll at least get the next one then)

[POST-CHALLENGE - CABINS - OUTSIDE]

(Following the challenge, there is a commotion going down at the Bass cabin, kicked off by some loud screams)

Amy - "WHERE ARE MY SHOES?! WHERE ARE THEY?! SAMEY, YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR THIS!"

Sammy - "My shoes are gone too!"

Amy - "BECAUSE YOU HID THEM ON PURPOSE!"

LeShawna - (Alongside members of the gopher's team, she approaches the Bass cabin) "HEY! First off, people be tryin' to get some REAL sleep here. Second, you ain't the ONLY one who's got stuff missin'! Mah Earrings are gone!"

(B nods, opening his jacket to show his missing tools)

Mike - "My shirt!" (Is still in just his undershirt and pants/shoes)

Emma - "I've lost my law school journal, even though I told Noah to guard it!"

Noah - "Hey, I lost my own book too, so don't blame me."

Emma - "Hm, fine. If you didn't do it, then who did?"

Brick - (Approaches the growing group outside of the cabins) "A thief? We have a THIEF among us? I hate thieves! We have to get to the bottom of this immediately! What did the thief take?"

LeShawna - "My earrings!"

Mike - "My shirt!"

Amy & Sammy - "Our shoes!"

Emma - "My notebook."

Noah - "My book."

B - (Just points to the parts of his jacket where he keeps his tools)

Jen & Tom - "Our glasses!"

Tom - "And I can't see without mine!" (Jen is holding his hand to help guide him around)

Dawn - "My tarot cards!"

(The whole time, Heather is deviously smirking as she watches and listens from the window of the Gopher Cabin's girl side)

(Suddenly, Courtney, Sky, Cody and Dave arrive on the scene of their team aswell as members of the Gophers arguing, all of them are confused by the sight).

Brick - "So, do we have any leads?"

Amy - "I think SAMEY did it! She's just the type to!"

Sammy - "I didn't! Honest! I swear! I would never!"

LeShawna - (Glares at Amy) "How do we know you ain't just blamin' her to cover your own butt?"

Sammy - "Yeah!"

Amy - "I would NEVER steal from myself! I only steal Samey's stuff!"

LeShawna - "So you admit you steal?"

Amy - "ONLY FROM SAMEY! And that's only because it SHOULD be mine anyway!"

B - (Hands on hips, not happy at Amy's comment. It seems everyone is beginning to believe Amy is the thief)

Sky - "Somebody's been stealing from all of us? That's low!"

Courtney - "Whoever's been stealing, you'd better give the stuff back now, because if anyone stole from ME you're going to be very sorry! VERY."

Amy - "IT WASN'T ME!"

Heather - (worried that her preffered target isn't being, well, targetted, she approaches the group) "Excuse me, but have you guys even searched for the lost stuff at all?"

Brick - "Have you?"

Amy - "Well, not thoroughly, but it's not where we left them."

Sammy - (Nods in agreement then)

Heather - "Now, I've got a hunch here, but, how about, oh I don't know, under the beds?"

(Dawn is the only one clearly suspicious of Heather here, but either doesn't say anything or doesn't have a chance to, as Courtney enters the cabins and checks under the beds)

Courtney (from the cabin) - "Why is there a bunch of stuff under Sky's bed?"

(Everyone outside gasps)

Sky - "What?!"

(Suddenly everybody goes in and does indeed, see all of the afforementioned stolen objects underneath the beds. Heather deviously smirks as she just stands by and watches)

Dawn - "My cards!"

LeShawna - "My earrings!"

Amy & Sammy - "Our shoes!"

Jen - "Me and Tom's glasses!"

Mike - "My shirt!"

Noah & Emma - "Our books!"

Courtney - "Sky....why is all of this under YOUR bed?"

Sky (shocked) - "What?! I don't know! I'm NOT a thief! I would NEVER steal from my own team, or anyone for that matter!"

Dave - "Yeah! Sky's totally innocent, she wouldn't do that! Ever! She's too good for that!"

Sky - "Yes! Stealing is just, so, bad! Besides, what if Amy or someone else simply put those things there to frame me!"

Dave - "Yeah!"

Amy - "So now you're trying to blame your fellow team members? SO honourable!" (sarcastic)

Brick - (Is clearly very upset with Sky now) "I thought you were better than that, Sky."

Sky - "I'm not a thief! Honestly! I'm NOT!"

Courtney - "While what Sky said IS potentially possible, she could also be just saying that to seem innocent. I say we decide for ourselves with the vote tonight."

Brick - "That's totally doable."

Sky - "I didn't steal, guys! Honestly! I didn't! I would never!" (She is desperate to make everyone believe she's innocent as they collect their things back and glare at her, except for Dawn who seems to have an idea but perhaps not enough proof or worry for her own safety to say it)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dawn - "I can't help but have a feeling that in an alternate universe somewhere, I know exactly how Sky feels."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sky - "I didn't steal from anyone! Honest! Please don't think of me a cheater! There's gotta be proof in this episode! Amy's got my vote! She's mean anyway!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sammy - "This could be the closest I come to actually getting rid of Amy."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - "ANYONE BUT SKY! PLEASE!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> B - (Arms crossed, just looks angrily at the camera, it's unclear who he believes)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "I personally don't buy that Sky did it. I think Samey put it under her bed to frame her."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Jen - "Nobody steals my fashion pieces and gets away with it!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Tom - (Does the classic sassy finger snap)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Cody - "This is a toughie. I don't know who could've stolen all the stuff, I just know it wasn't me."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "I don't really care about the stealing since none of my stuff got stolen and it's hard to decipher who did it, so I'll just vote off the team's weakest member."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brick - "I'm sticking to Sky being the thief, personally. I don't like thieves."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "Turn a team against their own members? Easiest trick in the book."

[BONFIRE PIT AREA - ELIMINATION CEREMONY #2]

(It is night time once again, and many of the campers still have dark circles beneath their eyes to indicate they are tired. The light of the campfire can be seen even from a distance, there is a loon swimming on the lake, and an octopus that also resides in the lake manages to catch one of the salmon from earlier. The bears and the sasquatches both also take advantage of the salmon run, but the squatches are actually using fishing rods like people unlike the bears. However, none of this should be focused on at the moment, for at Camp Wawanakwa, there is a campfire ceremony.)

(The Killer Bass for the second consecutive time are gathered around the campfire pit. On the top row sits - left to right - Tom, Jen, B, Amy and Sammy. On the bottom row sits Cody, Courtney, Dave, Sky and Brick.)

(Having called dibs on it earlier, it is Blaineley with the plate of marshmallows who approaches the Killer Bass this time around)

Blaineley - "Before I begin, I would like to say I am actually very astounded by the gossip worthy stuff you guys came up with at the end there. I can already tell this is going to be one juicy ceremony!"

Sky - (Still worried for herself) "Hey, wait, you have footage from everywhere, can't you show it to reveal who the real thief is?!"

Blaineley - "Sorry, but that would ruin all the drama! That, and you've all casted your votes anyway."

(Sky sulks down, looking at her team, many of whom are glaring at her if not Amy. She is clearly concerned for herself)

Blaineley - "So, with all of the votes being casted, it's time to see which nine of you ten campers gets a marshmallow! Remember, if I don't call your name, you're going to have to down the dock of shame, and take a ride on the boat of losers, back home. Once on that boat, you can never come back here. Ever."

(Dramatic pause)

Blaineley - "The first marshmallow, goes to Tom"

Tom - (With a smile, and fixing his glasses, he goes to get his marshmallow)

Blaineley - "Jen!"

Jen - (Light smile, gets her marshmallow with a Diva-esque walk)

Blaineley - "Courtney!"

Courtney - (Relieved, she runs to go get her marshmallow)

Blaineley - "Cody AND Dave!"

Cody & Dave - (Both sigh of relief and casually walk up to get their marshmallows. Cody is happy about it, though Dave quickly becomes concerned for Sky)

Blaineley - "B!" (She does for unknown reason, a wink as she says B's name)

B - (Smiles as he gets up and retrieves his marshmallow)

Blaineley - "Brick!"

Brick - (Salutes and marches to get his marshmallow once more)

(The bottom three - Amy, Sammy and Sky)

Blaineley - "Aaaaaaaaaaaaand." (She drags this out for tension) "Samantha!"

Sammy - "Yes!" (She runs up to get her's happily. Amy gasps in anger and shock as she is now in the Bottom Two along with Sky)

Blaineley - "Well girls, this is the final marshmallow of the evening." (Dramatic pause as both Sky and Amy look at the last marshmallow in shock of being in the Bottom Two)

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Blaineley - "Amy!"

Amy - "YES!"

(There is a series of gasps from the team, most notably Dave and Sammy)

Dave - "NO!"

Blaineley - "Yes, Sky. The dock of shame, awaits you."

Sky - (Bows her head in shame, then addresses her team) "Well, I can't blame you guys for wanting to vote a thief off. I wish you all the best of luck.....I'll be watching to see who wins in the end regardless! Well, bye...." (She walks away for the boat of losers)

Sammy - "Bye, Sky." (Waves bye to her, along with some other members of the team, barring only those who believe her to be the thief)

Dave - "No! Sky! Wait!" (He runs up to her just as she's about to go onto the boat of losers) "I, I didn't even have the chance to tell you something!"

Sky - (Turns to Dave) "What is it, Dave?"

Dave - "I.......I..........I.......I-I-I...."

Sky - "Yes?"

Dave - "I like your shoes!"

Sky - (Slight laugh) "Thanks. I hope you do the best that you can in this game, Dave." (Gets on the boat and it begins leaving)

Dave - "No, wait!" (softer) "That's not what I wanted to say....." (Begins tearing up while watching the boat drive off)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - (Sitting in a fetal position, crying and sobbing like a little kid over Sky's elimination, tears streaming from his face)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "I am a bit shocked that Sky was the one who recieved the most votes to be off of the show, but on the other hand, she could easily have eventually turned into my biggest threat in the competition anyway, so, I'm just happy nobody came to believe I was a thief. She may be an olympian, but I have actual C.I.T. experience."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "So Sky was one of their strongest players, and now, she's gone. I'm so running this game."

(Following that, we cut to the Boat of Losers, with Sky riding in the back of it on her way back home and off of the show, as the second camper eliminated in Total Drama's history)

Sky - "Well, I hope they realize they just kicked off one of their strongest players. Still though, I think it's curious that Heather just seemed to know they were under the bed.......I'll have to rewatch this episode when I get the chance."

(We then cut back to the campfire pit, where Courtney, Cody, Dave, Amy, Sammy, Brick, Tom, Jen and B are all gathered by the fire with their marshmallows placed on sticks to roast on it)

Courtney - "To the Killer Bass!" (They all raise their sticks/marshmallows as if it's 'cheers' along with her) "And to not ending up here again next week!"

[BONUS SCENE - SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS, A CAVE]

(The Sasquatch from earlier enters the cave with alot of fish, salmon, he caught from earlier in-hand. He enters with a growl, and his supposed wife is in the kitchen of the cave, all of the appliances made out of stone)

Male Squatch - (Growls)

Female Squatch - (Growls back)

(The two kiss)

(Some time later the wife has fixed up a plate of freshly cooked salmon, and their child, a kid sasquatch, comes out for dinner)

Kid Squatch - (Growls)

Female Squatch - (Growls back)

Kid Squatch - (Growls like he/she's whining)

Male Squatch - (Has a now stern sounding growl to his voice)

Kid Squatch - (Growls like whining as he/she sits down for his food)

(Just then, Grandpa Sasquatch is shown, sitting on a chair of stones, reading what looks to be a 'Playboy' magazine.)

Grandpa Squatch - (Makes some grunts like he's enjoying what he's looking at)

Female Squatch - (Growls to grandpa)

Grandpa Squatch - (Growls back)

Female Squatch - (Growls back too)

Grandpa Squatch - (Growls/grunts at that point, but gets up and joins the family for Dinner anyway)

(And with those intelligible grunts, the sasquatch family is eating together at their stone dinner table, eating some freshly caught and prepared salmon with various things on the side for extra flavor, and drinking some various drinks that they actually have in cans. They are enjoying this family time. At least some people on the island are)

[END OF EPISODE - GOODBYE, SKY]

[EXCLUSIVE - SKY'S AUDITION]

(Sky is standing in her room, a dreamcatcher is put over the window. It's a standard bedroom)

Sky - "Hi!" (waves) "I'm Sky, and I'm audititoning to be on Total Drama Island! I don't expect to make it on the show out of all the people who audition for it, but I would be very honoured if I was because it would be a great way for me to showcase my abilities as a trainee for the olympics, following right after my siser! But, if I do get on the show, I'll really miss my-"

(The footage runs out of batteries at that point. It's possible she was referring to her sister, or perhaps someone else. May be forever unknown, unrelated to her or not)

[EXCLUSIVE CLIP ENDS]

Chapter Text

(Like in the previous episode, this one opens up on the Dock of Shame, in broad daylight. Of the two hosts of the show, it is Chris McLean and not Blaineley who is standing on the dock to give out the obligatory recap of the previous episode)

Chris McLean - "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" (Clips from both of the previous episodes play over the sound of Chris' voice) "The Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the awake-a-thon when Courtney's idea of running in place left her legs too tired to stand up! The Killer Bass took their second loss in a row, harsh. Heather orchestrated the first Total Drama Island alliance by convincing Mike and Ezekiel to join forces with her, and then pocketed things from the other campers in-order to blame Sky for it. Then, she sat back to watch the fireworks. Nicely played, Heather. Nicely played. In the end, it came down to Amy or Sky, both for being pinned as the thief. The Bass fell right into Heather's trap and voted Sky off over Amy in a shocking elimination ceremony. Thus, Sky became the second camper to rock the boat of losers!" (clips from previous episode end, back to Chris on the dock) "Who will break the rules of their new alliance? Will Duncan and Courtney be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the next humiliating walk down the dock of shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet, on, TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!"

[CUE INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

(This first commercial is actually a PSA)

Announcer - "You've seen them drink."

(Shows a bunch of men drinking at a bar)

Announcer - "You've seen them watch sports."

(Shows a bunch of men watching sports in a living room)

Announcer - "You've seen them at the head of the patriarchy."

(Shows a bunch of men in a board room to represent the 'patriarchy')

Announcer - "But, are you going to stand for it?"

(Suddenly, shows a bunch of women are shown standing on a street with various protest signs and shirts on)

Women - "NO WE WON'T!"

Announcer - "Women, stand up and fight. Men must be put in their place at all costs. No more should they treat your discipline as abuse. No more should they look at other women. No more should they disgust you with their wretched masculine ways. Donate to the Women Lives Matter Foundation, and you can forward progress towards the first ever concentration camp for men. Only women matter in this world."

(Then suddenly the flag of whatever country you're viewing this in is shown being pulled down, until finally a pink flag with a red female gender symbol is brought up instead)

Announcer - "Every small loan of 1 million dollars counts towards the ultimate defeat of the male race and their supremacy. Ladies, make it count. Donate. Join, or be oppressed."

(The rest of the PSA just has various legal information and talks about who funded this thing)

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

[MAIN LODGE]

(We open this episode in the main lodge, at breakfast time. The Gophers are seated at one table and 'enjoying' - that word used loosely - the breakfast served by Chef, and the Bass are on the other table trying to do the most. While the Gophers are well rested, the Bass are still very tired.)

(Saying that though, Duncan is the most tired of all the Gophers, resting his head on the table instead of eating. This infact, gains Chris' attention as he and Blaineley walk up to the remaining 20 campers)

Chris McLean - "Duncan!" (He gains Duncan's tired and not amused attention) "You look like crap dude!"

Duncan - "Stuff it" (Rolls head back away from looking at Chris)

Blaineley - (To the Killer Bass) "Wow, Bass. You kids look like the awake-a-thon was just yesterday. Don't you get any sleep at all?"

Jen - "Brick somehow found his alarm clock again.....it kept us up ALL night."

Brick - "I apologize for any disturbances it may have caused, but it's just that I can not sleep right without knowing that I will be woken up to it's amazing sound."

(The Bass team just glares at him a little bit but then decides to let it go)

Blaineley - "Wow. Four nights with no sleep. You must seriously be hurting right now."

Chris McLean - (To Duncan) "And what about you, huh? What's got you lookin' all like that?"

Duncan - (Angrily looks at Chris) "Wanna find out?!"

(Suddenly everyone hides underneath their tables, though Blaineley & Chris remain calm and collected)

Chris McLean - "No No, it's cool. It's cool." (Again, both he and Blaineley are, oddly enough, remaining calm & collected)

(Just then, everyone's attention turns to the sound of the door opening, revealing one camper who wasn't previously in the room. Specifically, it was Dave, who still was pretty shaken up after the previous elimination ceremony)

(Dave silently walks to the Killer Bass table, he is clearly still sad over the previous night's elimination as he takes his seat and rests his head on one of his hands, letting out a sad sigh over it)

(Cody pats him on the back as a sign of sympathy)

Tom - "You do know that you and Sky weren't actually dating, right?"

Dave - "We might have been if you guys hadn't voted her off!"

Tom - "Well she might have been-"

Dave - "Sky would never steal! EVER!"

Tom - "Okay, okay! Cool your temper down a bit."

(Seething for a few moments, Dave then goes back to sulking with a bit of crying after that)

Blaineley - (To a camper who is also just now entering the main lodge) "Well would you look at that, it's last challenge's last loser, Courtney!"

(Indeed, the next person to arrive at the lodge is Courtney, who is like Duncan, very tired from both the previous challenge aswell as no doubt Brick's afforementioned alarm clock. She also walks to the Bass table, in her tiredness)

Courtney - "I....am not.....a loser......just....very...tired...." (She is clearly struggling to keep her head up but is somehow managing to do so)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "We are so sucking right now! Okay yes, Sky was an inevitable threat, but at least she was an athletic team member!"

(After that, we go to the Gopher's table, where Heather is seated with Ezekiel and Mike right next to her. She wastes no time in turning to them and beginning to speak)'

Heather - "So, let's go over the rules one more time." (Ezekiel and Mike are listening) "Number one, I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules." (Mike is neutral to that, Ezekiel begins frowning a bit though) "Number two?"

Mike - "Breaking the rules can result in being kicked out of the alliance?"

Heather - "Good! Number three, I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits."

(Since they are both guys, Mike and Ezekiel don't actually have as much an issue with this as two girls would, but Ezekiel clearly has more of an issue with it than Mike, but it's probably more with the other rules anyway)

Ezekiel - "I don't know about some of these rules, eh."

Heather - "That's cool, I can change them." (The two boys smile) "I can also find someone else to take to the final three with me." (Now the two get worried and shake their heads) "Good." (Now Mike and Ezekiel are relieved). "Now, wanna have some fun?" (They both nod, Heather then stands up and addresses the Bass team) "Hey fish heads! Way to kick out your strongest player! Why don't you just give up now?"

(Courtney chucks some of her gruel/food at Heather. Heather, however dodges. As a result, the food hits Crimson in the face instead)

Heather - "Missed me!"

Courtney - (She scowls angrily at Heather)

Chris McLean - "Alright campers, listen up!" (He walks to the middle of the room, clapping a little to get their attention) "Your next challenge will start in ten minutes, and be prepared to bring it!"

[10 MINUTES LATER - DODGEBALL COURT]

(Now Chris, Blaineley and Chef are with the 20 remaining campers inside of a dodgeball court, which set up on the beach and is surrounded by a large glass wall. There is a stand for the referee, Chef, and two sets of bleachers, one for the Gophers and one for the Bass)

(The only exception is Duncan, who walks to the Gopher's side, clearly still tired, and simply falls onto the bleachers as his team looks on, he adresses them threateningly)

Duncan - "Wake me up, and it'll be the last thing you do!" (Falls asleep)

Mike - (Gulps)

Heather - (Rolls her eyes)

(With the Bass team)

Courtney - "So since this is obviously a sports challenge, I'll take over leadership of this team from this point on. I hope you're all fine with that."

Cody - "I am!"

Dave - (Depressed) "Whatever."

Brick - "Wait a minute, we didn't have a vote yet! We should have a vote amongst all of us before we decide who is team captain!"

Courtney - "I would say my chances against someone who's alarm clock kept us ALL from sleeping AT ALL after the awake-a-thon are pretty good."

Brick - "Even so, it's still undemocratic of you to just declare yourself our team captain!"

Courtney - "I have actual C.I.T. experience! You'd be a fool to not vote for someone who has actual experience at a summer camp!"

Brick - "I trained at an army boot camp! That means I have more serious training and leadership experience!"

Courtney - "Oh please. You probably could've lead a chicken across a road."

Brick - "I so could!"

Courtney - "Then do it!"

Brick - "Once I find a chicken, and a road, I will!"

(Suddenly there is the sound of a whistle blowing which brings all campers' attention over to Chris, Chef and Blaineley. It was Chef who blew the whistle. Dressed as a referee, he walks passed all of the remaining campers and looks at them with either glares or other unhappy expressions to his face, even rolling his eyes, before walking back over to be besides Chris & Blaineley)

Chris McLean - "Today's challenge, is the classic schoolyard game, of Dodgeball." (He picks up a red dodgeball) "The first rule of Dodgeball is..."

Noah - (Sarcastic snark) "Do not talk about Dodgeball?" (Brody laughs at the joke)

Chris McLean - "As I was saying. If you get hit with a ball" (He throws it Courtney, pretty hard too. She catches it in her hands but makes an 'OOF' sound.) "You're out!"

Courtney - "OW! You can't do that!" (Throws the ball back at him. He catches it perfectly)

Chris McLean - "If you manage to catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to send another team member out onto the court!"

Noah - (Sarcasm) "Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test."

Emma - (Also sarcastic) "I thought these were called challenges. We do this game at school."

Chris McLean - "Okay now Brody, try to hit me!" (Throws it to Brody. He catches it) (Chef tosses Chris another ball) "If you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect a ball, but, if it knocks the ball out of your hands." (He drops the ball) "You're out!"

Jen - "So, what are we supposed to do when the ball comes at us again?"

Chris McLean - "You dodge!"

(Brody throws the ball at Chris, Chris deflects it with his ball, and it ends up hitting Jen square in the face and down onto the floor. The other campers gasp)

Chris McLean - "Oooh! You were supposed to dodge!"

Jen - (Gets up, holding her forehead) "Ow...right."

Chris McLean - "Now, you all have 1 minute until game time. Gophers, you'll have to sit one person out each game."

Emma - "Um.....what?"

Chris McLean - "You guys have to sit one person out each game, didn't you hear me?"

Emma - "Why? You didn't even say how many of us are going to play in each match."

Chris McLean - "Five of you, why?"

Emma - "Then saying we should sit one person out each game is redundant if only five of us compete in each match."

Chris McLean - "Why? You guys have a number advantage over the Bass."

Blaineley - (Laughs at Chris' poor math skills) "Both teams have more than five people, Chris."

Emma - "What she said."

Noah - (Sarcastic snark) "Goodness. His lack of math skills is worse than I thought."

Chris McLean - "Are you guys trying to get the Producers to step in and eliminate you personally? Cuz I don't think they'd take kindly to you guys insulting their challenge ideas!"

Emma - "If they are as bad at math as you are, I'm not scared of them."

(Chris and Chef both make 'oooooh' faces at that)

Chris McLean - "Gonna pretend that line was never said."

Blaineley - "Okay! How about this, TEN of you guys will compete in each game! That way, the Gophers DO have to have one person out for each round!"

Chris McLean - "That's not-"

Blaineley - "Do you WANT to be stuck at this part all day?"

Chris McLean - "Fine." (Unhappy as he says this) "10 people each game."

Cody - (Raises his hand)

Blaineley - "Yes?"

Cody - "We have 9 people....we eliminated two people, remember?"

Blaineley - "........oh."

Chris McLean - (Laughs) "Who's bad at math now, huh?"

Blaineley - (Glares) "Shut it."

Chris McLean - "Okay, so NINE people each round, the Gophers have to sit at least two people out each game, any complaints about THAT?!"

(Ezekiel is about to open his mouth)

Chris McLean - "Good! Now, you guys have one minute until game time starting NOW!"

[BEFORE GAME - SCREAMING GOPHERS]

(The Gophers are all gathered by their bleachers, with Duncan still sleeping on them. Heather is taking charge of the team for the moment, and adressing them all)

Heather - "Okay, we can't get lazy. The Killer Bass are gonna be trying extra hard to catch up." (Looks to the sleeping Duncan) "Who wants to sit the first one out with sleeping beauty here?"

Noah - (Thinks for a bit, then snarks) "Alright, I'll volunteer." (He walks over to the bleachers, then turns to the rest of the team with faux enthusiasm) "Now let's see all you kingers get out there and dodge!"

[BEFORE GAME - KILLER BASS]

(The whole remnant of the Bass team is gathered infront of their bleachers. In hindsight, yes this scene is pointless due to the true rules of the challenge, but the Gophers get a BG scene so the Bass should too)

Courtney - "Okay, so we're agreed that I'm the team captain, right?"

Jen - "We didn't have a vote at all on that."

Tom - (Nods in agreement with Jen)

Courtney - "So what? I'm the most obvious choice anyway!"

Amy - "Says YOU! I think I should be the leader of this team, especially since you guys UNFAIRLY tried to vote ME off last time!"

Sammy - (mumbles something under her breath)

Amy - (Stops on Sammy's foot for doing that)

Sammy - "OW!"

Courtney - "Yeah, right, what qualifications do YOU have?"

Amy - "I'm captain of the cheerleading squad back home! This is a sport! Therefore, I should be the captain of the team!"

Courtney - "Then my point stands, I'm still the most valid candidate anyway." (Amy scowls at her in response)

Brick - "We should see about that with a vote first!"

Courtney - "We only have a minute for this."

Tom - "Would it really take too long at all?"

B - (shrugs, not knowing himself)

Brick - "Whoever-" (He is cut off by the sound of the whistle, meaning the 'Bass captain' vote will have to wait for later)

[DODGEBALL MATCH #1]

(Chef, with a cocked brow, looks at both teams of competitors for the match, which is basically the teams of the show anyway)

(First Match - Courtney, Jen, Amy, Sammy, Cody, B, Dave, Brick & Tom vs Heather, Sugar, LeShawna, Emma, Dawn, Crimson, Ezekiel, Mike & Brody)

(Basically, the Killer Bass vs 9 Gophers)

Heather - (mocking the Bass) "Bring it on, fishies, otherwise winning three in a row just won't be as satisfying."

Amy - "Oh we're going to bring it, we're going to make you Gophers be as big a failure as SAMEY is!"

Sammy - (sadly sighs)

(Many of the Bass members feel that insult to a fellow team member was not good for Amy's approval rating as team leader)

Chris McLean - "Both teams ready?" (Indeed they are) "Best of six games wins! Now, let's dodge some balls!"

Chef - (Blows the whistle one more time to begin the actual match)

(Everyone in the match, which is again everyone except Noah & Duncan, picks up their dodgeballs and prepares for the game)

Cody - (Throws the first ball, aiming for Mike possibly because he's so tall)

Mike - (Dodges successfully, then looks at Cody, who gives him a sheepish grin in response. Mike then tries to throw himself, but ends up tripping over his feet, launching the ball into the air and hitting Crimson in the side of the head instead)

Blaineley (From the sidelines) - "Oooh, that's going to smear some makeup."

Heather - "Mike, why don't you hit someone on THEIR team?!" (Mike cowers in fear of Heather a bit)

Mike - "S-s-s-s-sorry...."

(Suddenly, balls are thrown at Mike & Heather from off-screen, both of them only look in horror as the balls come towards them and successfuly hit them, one of them hits Mike square in the face and he falls to the floor, Heather is knocked to the wall herself)

Mike - "Owwwww!"

(First match now - Bass 9, Gophers 7)

(Mike and Heather unhappily take their seats on the bleachers, having to wait until next round or unless they are brought back into the match)

(Whistle blown)

Brick - "Now it's my time to win it for the Bass!"

LeShawna - "Oh yeah? Bring it, Green Bean, let's see what you got!"

Brick - "I will!" (He then tries to throw the ball at her, but almost immediately starts having problems with doing so)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brick - "Never hit a woman! Ever! They teach us that from, like, birth!"

Brick - (With some final struggles, he 'throws' the ball at LeShawna. Not really a throw though, it just kinda goes to the ground and then rolls to her feet)

(There is a moment of silence as LeShawna picks up the ball)

(Then, LeShawna looks at Brick with one of 'those' looks to her face, Brick becomes rightfuly scared)

Brick - (Screaming like a girl) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" (Hit in the back of the head by LeShawna, falls to the ground and slides until he hits the wall)'

(The Gophers cheer for LeShawna's victory hit)

LeShawna - "And that's how WE roll!" (She and Emma high-five)

Sugar - "Now it's MAH TURN!" (She just chucks the ball towards the Bass. It actually hits Jen square in the face with enough force to send her flying into the wall behind her, Tom gasps as he sees it, but is swiftly hit in the head with a ball and knocked to the ground himself, possibly also from Sugar)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Jen - "This challenge is TERRIBLE for my clothes! If they had told me this was going to be a dodgeball challenge I would've changed into a much more fitting ensemble!"

(Tom and Jen walk to the bleachers together while the Gophers are still cheering for their victory against the Bass. Neither Amy nor Courtney are happy about the team once more being seen as the inferior team to the Gophers)

Amy - "Come on, SAMEY, start NOT making our team fail!"

Sammy - "I'm not!"

Amy - "Yes you are, and you KNOW you are!

Sammy - (sighs)

Courtney - (Doesn't reply, instead she just scowls, picks up a ball, and hurls it towards Sugar)

Sugar - "Wizard! If you're watchin' this, do like the song and take the wheel!"

(Suddenly, the ball is caught by Brody, saving Sugar, who sighs. Courtney scowls as she is then counted as out of the match)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "Thank you! Thank you thank you THANK you! Not only did my wizard take my wheel and save me, but he stuck it to that wizard votin' off hag named Courtney! Hooray for the wizard!"

(With that, Mike is brought back into the game)

B - (He appears to be making some mental calculations before he launches his ball. It manages to hit Mike square in the head, knocking him out, before then coming back down and hitting Brody aswell. Both hits are counted as getting the two victims out)

Brody - "Aw man!"

(He and Mike both must now go to the bleachers for the rest of the match unless called back in)

Amy - "Alright, Failmey, this is your one chance to, oh who am I kidding, you'll never do anything good for this team."

Sammy - (sighs sadly, again, feeling the shame)

LeShawna - "Oooh, I'm gonna enjoy this." (She fires her ball right at Amy with no mercy at all)

Amy - "AH!" (She uses Sammy as a human shield to attempt in protecting herself, Sammy however, uses her ball in-hand to deflect LeShawna's ball, sending it in an upward slant to the Gophers. LeShawna dodges it and so it instead slams into Crimson)

(The Bass team cheers)

Amy - "I know, I know, I'm awesome."

Bass Team - (Cheering) "Sammy! Sammy! Sammy! Sammy!"

Amy - "WHAT?!"

Sammy - (Smiles at being cheered for instead of Amy)

Amy - (growls angrily at her sister)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Crimson - "That moment, when the ball was coming right at me, was the best moment of my life. I felt like I might have died from the impact. I'll have to thank Sammy for it later."

(Following that confessional, the Bass member brought back into the game is shown to be none other than Jen)

(Following that, both Jen and Sugar throw balls at eachother, but they both get hit and as such are both out at the same time as eachother)

(Following that, a ball is fired at Dave and hits him in the chest, something which he just, after going 'ow', just mopes over)

Dave - "Fitting....just like....Sky's elimination....." (He begins sobbing as he sits down at the bleachers, out of the match)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - (Once more, he starts sobbing like a kid in the confessional while sitting in a fetal position)

(Following that, B manages to once more use his skills to knock two gophers - Dawn & Emma - out of the game, but LeShawna and Ezekel manage to hit him, his big size proving to be his biggest weakness in the game as it makes it harder for him to dodge)

(Following that, Sammy is shown getting hit with a ball when once again, Amy uses her as a human shield)

(Now it's down to just LeShawna & Ezekiel vs Cody & Amy)

Ezkeiel - "Aw yeah! Final two on the field! This team is surprising me more and more!"

LeShawna - "What do you mean by surprisin' you?"

Ezekiel - "I mean-WOAH!" (He dodges a ball thrown by Amy)

Amy - "Darn it! Missed!"

LeShawna - (Chucks a ball right in Amy's face, finally getting her down and out of the match) "I've been wantin' to do that since Day 1!".

Amy - "UGH! My nose! If you broke my nose, I am so going to get you back!"

LeShawna - "Oh whatevah."

(Now it's down to 2 on 1, Cody vs LeShawna & Ezekiel. Cody is shaking in fear at the pressure placed upon him)

Heather - (Slight laugh) "Man, is it me or do the Bass just make it too easy sometimes."

Dawn - "You shouldn't underestimate people like that, Heather."

Heather - "Don't talk to me, weird hippie girl."

(With the Bass side)

Courtney - (She facepalms, not confident in Cody's abilities) "We're doomed."

Cody - (It's possible that wanting to impress Courtney inspired him to show some skill, as he takes the dodgeball in his hand, twirls it around, then seems to aim it before firing it towards LeShawna. LeShawna dodges it, but then it like orbits around her like a boomerang before smacking her in her lucious booty, making her be out of the match)

Chris McLean - (To the camera) "That is one tough ball to dodge!"

Blaineley - "And a bit of a pervy ball too."

Ezekiel - "I got ya now, eh!" (He throws his ball at Cody)

Cody - (Dodges Ezekiel's ball, then gets a plan. He rubs his ball on his sweater, giving it some sort of an electric quality to it as he chucks it right at Ezekiel, who is frightened by it)

Ezekiel - "What the heck? AH!" (He runs from it. In circles. The ball literally is homing in on him like a lock-on missle or something)

(Ezekiel runs in a circle but it still pursues him)

(He runs in another circle, but it STILL pursues him)

(He is screaming in horror the full time, until he runs right into the wall, with a *THUD*. The ball hits him in the back in the end, making him out of the match and scoring the win for the Gophers)

(Chef blows the whistle for the last time)

(The Killer Bass cheer for their victory over the Gophers, while the Gophers of course are less than pleased for it. Cody is even jumping up and down, and is high-fived by Tom. Even Courtney seems highly impressed by Cody. The only one not cherring is Dave, but that's only because he's still depressed about the previous elimination.)

Chris McLean - "And the first match goes to the Killer Bass!"

Heather - "This is just, just SO unacceptable!"

Dawn - "I told you-"

Heather - "SHUT IT!"

Ezekiel - "Maybe we lost cuz-"

Heather - "Because SOME people weren't LISTENING to me when I said they'd try to catch up!"

Ezekiel - (Is confused)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Ezekiel - "I actually think I know why our team lost, eh."

[BEFORE MATCH #2 - KILLER BASS]

Brick - "Okay, so I think we should use this time between matches to have the vote for who is going to lead this time."

Dave - (Makes a depressed sigh)

Courtney - "After your performance in the last match? Please. You should just hand the captain position to me already."

Amy - "I lasted longer than you did!"

Courtney - "Barely."

Jen - "Guys, come on! You're not even asking us if we can vote or not!"

Tom - "Yeah!" (Nods) "That's how voting is supposed to work. Shouldn't we know that by now?"

Courtney - "Okay, fine, let's vote for the team member! Me, Brick, or Amy?"

Cody - "I vote for Courtney!" (Courtney smiles happily and confidentally)

Sammy - "I vote-" (Amy pulls on her hair to influence her vote) "Amy.....I vote Amy..." (Amy makes an evil grin, Courtney glares at her)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sammy - "Off."

Dave - "I vote Courtney...." (says so in depression)

B - (Points to Brick)

Tom & Jen - "Brick!"

Dave - "And Brick wins by one vote, yay whatever."

Courtney & Amy - "WHAT?!"

Amy - "You voted Brick over ME?!"

Courtney - "Or me?!"

Brick - "I'm sorry, ma'ams, but that is the way democracy works. I am now the official captain of the Killer Bass by vote!"

Courtney - "I demand a recount!"

Amy - "Me too!"

Courtney - "Besides, Sammy only voted Amy because she was forced to! So that's not fair!"

Amy - "She did not! She voted me by her own choice! Besides, Cody only voted you because he likes you!"

Courtney - "I still didn't FORCE him too!"

Jen - "Okay, fine, we'll have a re-vote for this after the challenge!"

Brick - (Seems a bit hurt by this)

[PRE-MATCH #2 - SCREAMING GOPHERS]

Heather - "Okay, so since what I warned you all about is just starting to happen, I think we should start going to some drastic actions now to make sure we destroy those fishes before they get too cocky!"

Emma - "It's only been one match out of five, that's hardly a cause for alarm."

Noah - "Yeah, what she said."

Heather - "That kind of talk is exactly what made us just lose a few seconds ago! I say we wake Duncan up."

(Ezekiel, Mike, Dawn, Brody and Sugar all gasp at the notion. Crimson, Noah, Emma and LeShawna don't seem to care about it)

Ezekiel - "I think that's a bad idea, eh."

Heather - "He's the toughest member of the team, I don't see why it's such a bad idea?"

LeShawna - "If someone woke me up after that dang Awake-A-thon challenge, I'd be pretty ticked myself."

Sugar - "And I got an even better idea!"

Heather - "Oh, this'll be good. Like what?"

Sugar - "Just give all the balls to ol' Sugar, and I'll show y'all what REAL dodgeball challenge is!"

Heather - "That's a great idea........for us to LOSE!"

Ezekiel - "I agree with Heather, you should give all the balls to ME, eh!"

Dawn - "I agree that Sugar's idea is bad, but Ezekiel's reasoning is bad too!"

Ezekiel - "Why?"

Dawn - (Just looks like at Ezekiel with a 'you know' expression)

Ezekiel - (Confused, he doesn't get it)

Heather - "Okay, look, most of us are going out there again anyway, so way I look at it, we wake up Duncan and get our toughest player onto the field, or we let ourselves lose the challenge!"

Brody - "Yeah, I see Heather's point dudes. But really, I think we all just need to chillax a bit, it is still just one match!"

Heather - "One match that we LOST! I am NOT going to lose!"

Sugar - "Me neither!"

Brody - "Maybe if we all just chillax a bit, we will win!"

Heather - (Almost growls at Brody, who promptly backs away in fear)

(Chef then blows the whistle, signifying it's time for the next match to begin now)

Heather - "Okay, Noah, you're up now."

Noah - (Looks at her) "You know, you guys did such an awesome job on the last game that I don't wanna mess up your mojo!"

Heather - (Raises an eyebrow, clearly not amused with him) "Fine. Let's go guys!"

Ezekiel - "But what about our game plan, eh?"

Heather - "Okay, fine, get all the dang balls, but if we lose this you're DEAD!"

Ezekiel - "You can count on me, eh!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Ezekiel - "Like my dad told me, I gotta help the girls out when they need help, and this definitely looks like one of those times!"

[DODGEBALL MATCH #2]

(There is, thanks to Noah, little difference in this match from the previous one, since it's literally the same people playing. The Killer Bass entirety vs the Gophers barring Noah & Duncan)

(The Bass are all ready for some normal playing like the previous round)

(The Gophers on the other hand, have given all of their balls to Ezekiel since Heather was just fed up with the whole thing by this point. Only time will tell if this was a good move or not)

(The Bass team are all not impressed by Ezekiel holding all of the balls, clearly underestimating the power of the Home Schooled)

Ezekiel - (He twirls around repeatedly instead of just throwing the balls)

(His first ball hits Chef in the stomach. Chef is not amused)

(His second ball flies towards Chris, but he uses Blaineley as a human shield and she gets hit in the face instead)

Blaineley - "My makeup!"

Chris McLean - "Watch the face, dude!" (Blaineley scowls at him angrily while covering part of her face)

(Zeke's third ball flies towards the Gophers bleachers, Noah jumps out of the way, it manages luckily to avoid hitting Duncan)

(Zeke's fourth and final ball flies right towards the Bass, it hits B. Once more, largely because he's the biggest target on the team. It just bounces off of his big gut though)

Heather - "It's about time!"

Ezekiel - "I got one? Yes! I got one! I got one! I got one! Woohoo, eh!"

Heather - "Yeah, one. Out of 9."

Ezekiel - "That's still one! I got-" (He gets hit in the face by a ball thrown from Courtney) "Ow......eh." (He's out of the game too)

Heather - "And I'm not surprised. Okay, let's ACTUALLY play the game now!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Ezekiel - "I don't know why I didn't win the match for the team, eh. I really should've! At least I knocked one of 'em out at least."

CONFESSIONAL -------> B - (Just shrugs, his big gut meant he didn't really feel much)

Brody - "Come on dudes! We can do this! We just gotta get our heads in the game!"

Heather - "Then why don't you sing a song about it?"

Sugar - "Oh I can do that!"

Heather - "DON'T!"

Sugar - "Hmph!"

Brody - "No No No! Like this, guys! GAME OOOOOON! WOOO!" (He grabs the ball that Dawn was holding and chucks it at Amy, direct hit. He then takes LeShawna's ball and chucks it at Tom, his next ball manages to hit Jen, and then Cody. Courtney dodges the next one, only for it to as a result hit Sammy. Then she is hit by the next one anyway.) "Like that, see?"

Sugar - "Got it! Ahem! GAME OOOOOOOOOOOONNNN! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!" (In full Sugar mode she chucks a ball aimed right at Brick. Not only is it a direct hit to the face, but it also slams Brick OUT of the wall, creating a Brick-shaped hole in it.)

Chris McLean - "Ooh! Now I'd say that one's definitely worth an instant replay, how about you Blaineley?"

Blaineley - (Is re-applying make-up to the hit portion of her face) "Why yes, Chris, I'd say so too."

[REPLAY]

(It's a replay of Brick getting hit by Sugar's ball, except this time it's in slow-motion)

Chris McLean (narration) - "If you look close enough, you can see the precise moment where his life flashed before his eyes."

Blaineley (narration) - "And then where the reality of how this might just be the end of his fame before it even began sets in!"

Chris McLean (narration) - "Followed then, by the moment where the ball makes it's first contact with his face, before sending him through the wall."

Blaineley (narration) - "How very symbollic, in all honestly."

Chris McLean (narration) - "I concur, Blaineley."

(Don't expect them to ever elaborate on what the hit is symbollic of)

[REPLAY ENDS]

(After that, it's just Dave vs all of the Gophers except for Noah, Duncan & Ezekiel. He sighs)

Dave - "That figures."

Sugar - "YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!" (She slams the ball into the ground. It literally goes through the floor into the ground, shocking everyone, even the 3 hosts, as they watch on)

(There is a silent, and shocked, pause)

(Then the ball comes back from underneath Dave, taking him with it into the air and literally out of the court with a loud thud and an 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!' of true terror. Chef counts it as an out, and the end of the match)

Chris McLean - "And with that, the Gophers clench the win and reclaim their lead with the second match!"

Blaineley - "So much for things turning around for the Bass this time around!"

(Courtney scowls at Blaineley for that remark, taking it as an insult to herself that the team lost yet again)

[PRE-MATCH #3 - SCREAMING GOPHERS]

Heather - "Okay, so at least we won this time around."

Noah - (sarcasm) "See? I told you that you didn't need me to keep your mojo going."

Heather - "Yeah, we don't. I assume that you don't want to play the next round either?"

Noah - "That would be a correct assumption."

Heather - (scowls at Noah) "Well then, we wake up Duncan for the next one."

(Once more, much of the team gasps)

Mike - "R-r-r-really? Why? He-he said not too."

Heather - "Oh please, like I'm scared of some wannabe tough guy."

Mike - "B-b-b-but-"

Heather - "Shut it and wake him up already!"

Mike - "Me?"

Heather - "Well, if you insist!" (She shoves Mike towards Duncan)

Mike - (He gulps. He uses a nearby stick as he walks up to Duncan and slowly pokes him with it to get him awake. Duncan wakes up and snaps the twig once he does. To say he's not happy is a bit of an understatement)

Duncan - "You'd better have a pretty good reason for wakin' me up!"

Mike - (Scared of Duncan almost immediately)

Heather - (Gets up in Duncan's face) "Listen, we need to win this challenge, and unless you want to be like Noah here and not do anything this whole time like a lazy sack of crap then I suggest you give us a strategy in this game to beat those Bass into submission again!"

Duncan - "Oh yeah? We losing that bad?"

Mike - "Actually we just won the last one."

Duncan - "Then why am I needed again?"

LeShawna - "Oh trust me, I am not gonna put up with this again. You're doin' this challenge, tough boy! If I have to MAKE you do it!"

Duncan - "Pfft, fine. But you guys gotta do everything I say when I say it, got it?"

(They nod, admittedly some are bit reluctant to do that for him, but they nod anyway)

Duncan - "Okay, this is a strategy I picked up from my first visit to juvy. It's called, rush the new guy!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Mike - "When Duncan mentioned his strategy, it gave me this weird feeling, like, some type of memory was coming back, but it was all fuzzy."

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[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

[PRE-MATCH #3 - KILLER BASS]

(Dave & Brick are just joining back up with the team after both had been knocked out of the court in the last match)

Courtney - "What happened with you guys? We won the first match, why did we go back into losing?!"

Tom - "The Gophers still have more people than us overall."

Jen - "Yeah, and some of their members are tough too! I'm just happy my clothes aren't too ruined by all of this stress being put on them!"

Tom - "Same here!"

Courtney - "Ugh!"

Brick - "Sugar is definitely a tougher woman than she appears to be at first glance."

Dave - (Groans and nods in agreement with that statement)

Courtney - "Look! I don't care HOW tough the Gopher players are, we still have to beat them! We need someone either tough enough, or smart enough, to crush them into the dirt! We are NOT going back to the campfire ceremony again! We are NOT!"

Cody - "Well, I'm the only one in my school who actually pays attention in math class."

Courtney - "That's not going to win us a Dodgeball game, Cody!"

Amy - "Well neither are your hopeless strategies!"

Courtney - "Excuse me?"

Amy - "It's clear that both you and Brick are not cut out for leading sports games, unlike myself, so I decree that I come up with the strategy for the next game! Samey herself even agrees with me!"

Sammy - (Just sighs and nods, even though it's easy to know she doesn't)

Courtney - "I would love to agree with you for the sake of watching you fail, but I think I should run the next game, just to make sure we actually succeed!"

Cody - "I'm with Courtney!"

Dave - "Yeah, whatever. Me too, I guess.........I miss Sky..." (Starts to cry again)

Courtney - "That's two votes for Courtney! Who else wants to vote me over Amy?"

Tom - "What about Brick?" (Jen nods in agreement)

Brick - "Yeah, what about me?"

Courtney - (Growls in anger, having it up to 'here' with this)

Brick - (Cowers in fear of her)

Tom - "Okay, fine."

Jen & Tom - "We vote for Courtney." (Though they really don't want to)

B - (Silently shrugs, not really caring about the argument at this point)

Courtney - "And with that, I win the election!"

Amy - "UGH! No fair!"

Courtney - "Says you. Now come on team, let's crush those Gophers into the dirt!"

(Chef blows the whistle, signifying the third match has now begun)

[DODGEBALL MATCH #3]

(For Match #3, it is once more the entire remaining Killer Bass team vs 9 of the course, this time it is revealed it is Mike who is sitting out along with Noah this time around, since Duncan is in the game now)

(Some of the Bass are of course, intimidated by Duncan playing for this match now, the only one who isn't seems to be Courtney)

(Before Chef blows the whistle, Duncan makes some flirty winks at Courtney, who just scowls at him in return)

(Then, Chef blows the whistle and the third match actually begins)

(Tom and Jen both throw balls at Duncan)

(Duncan dodges both of the balls)

(Heather dodges them too)

(LeShawna picks up both of the balls when they bounce off of the court, before tossing them over to Duncan & Heather)

(Just then, all members of the Gophers launch all of there balls at once towards B, knocking the big guy out cold, even having a small scene where he opens his eyes with the rest of the team looking at him)

(Duncan nods as the Gophers cheer)

Noah - (On the bleachers, sarcasm) "Woohoo. Way to throw those murder balls, go team go."

(Chef blows the whistle)

(The next victim of 'rush the new guy' is Tom, who also didn't stand much of a chance)

(This is followed by Sammy, who was once again used as a human shield by Amy)

(Amy however, was the next one hit out anyway)

(Then Dave meets his end in the match at the hands of this zerg rush tactic)

(Followed in swift succession by Jen)

(Courtney is about to be hit by the balls, but Cody jumps infront of her to sacrfice himself instead, among other parts of his body, he is hit in the groin as a result)

(Brick tries to run away from the balls, but the Gophers under Duncan's command end up catching him in the end regardless)

(Last but not least, Courtney ends up being the final member of her team to be knocked out by Duncan's strategy, ending the match with her defeat)

(Chef blows whistle to signify the end of the match)

Noah - "You see? You guys are doing just fine without me. There really is no need for me in this game."

(The rest of the team are not amused with Noah's continued laziness at all)

Heather - "Whatever, it's obvious we should just continue using Duncan's strategy anyway."

Ezekiel - "Well, yeah!"

Heather - "So Mike, keep sitting out."

Mike - (sighs, viewing that as an insult to his skills)

(With the Killer Bass: )

Courtney - "UGH! That was unbelieveable!"

B - (shakes his head in disagreement)

Jen - "Not really. They brought Duncan out, and he's scary!"

Tom - "I know! Just look at how he dresses!"

Jen - "Horrifying!"

Courtney - "Well whatever, I can still-"

Amy - "Oh no, I'M taking over for this round, you had your chance and failed!"

Brick - "Hey, what about me?"

Courtney & Amy - "NOBODY CARES!"

Brick - (whimpers like a scared puppy)

Courtney - "Okay, you know what? Fine, take over as team captain for this match. But if you fail, it's back to me!"

Amy - "Fine!"

Courtney - "Fine!"

Courtney & Amy - "FINE!"

(Chef then blows the whistle, meaning it's right into Dodgeball Match #4)

[DODGEBALL MATCH #4]

(Once more, this match in terms of campers involved, is literally the same as Match #3. Whole Bass team vs all Gophers except Noah & Mike)

(This time, Amy's leadership skills are shown as she literally has Sammy in the front of the team, herself in back, and everyone else infront of her. Her leadership is basically just that formation, really)

(As such, when the Gophers use Duncan's rush strategy, Sammy is inevitably the first one hit by the balls)

(Then goes Dave)

(Courtney tries to launch a ball at Duncan, but misses and as such both her and Cody are struck out at the same time)

(Amy then uses B as her human shield due to his size, getting him out in favor of herself)

(Amy then is targetted once more, but literally shoves Tom & Jen into the line of fire so they take it all instead)

(Brick once again finds himself as the penultimate member of the team to be eliminated by 'rush the new guy'.)

(Finally, at long last, Amy is the final member of the Killer Bass to fall in the match, signifying with Chef's whistle blow that once again, the Gophers won. Not the challenge, just 3 of the 6 dodgeball matches)

(The Gophers once more cheer for their win, while the Bass are left groaning, Amy no doubt no longer the leader of the team already)

[PRE-MATCH #5 - KILLER BASS]

Amy - "That was PATHETIC! You guys are like, total FAILURES!"

Courtney - "More like you are! You just told us to get into some formation and that was all! What kind of leader are you?!"

Amy - "That's how we do it in cheerleading! Clearly, you weren't paying attention!"

Courtney - "Ugh! That's it, I'm taking back over as leader of this team!"

Amy - (gasps) "No you're not!"

Brick - "Indeed, by simple rules and normal logic, I should be the next one to lead the team since of the candidates, it hasn't been my turn yet!"

Courtney & Amy - "WE DON'T CARE!"

Brick - (Whimpers again)

Jen - "Hey! At least Brick hasn't treated us like garbage!"

Tom - (Nods in agreement)

B - (Is getting fed up with the team's constant arguing already)

Courtney - "Okay, look, you had your time as leader, but now, the Gophers are in the lead AGAIN, if we lose this next game, it's IT for us! We'll be down to 8 team members and we'll probably keep losing every time until we're down to 0 before the teams even merge!"

Jen - "Wouldn't the teams basically merge once we're all eliminated anyway?"

Courtney - "That's besides the point! The point is, I need to lead us now, because otherwise we'll lose!"

Jen - "Why you?"

Courtney - "I was a C.I.T.! All Amy ever was, is a cheerleader!"

Amy - (gasps) "HOW DARE YOU!"

(Suddenly the entire team, excluding B, erupts into a series of loud, unintelligible arguing.)

(It goes on)

(It's surprising it's not alerting the attention of the others, actually, but somehow it's not)

(Sooner or later, B gets tired of it. Without speaking, he gets the team's attention by whistling himself, which gets all of them to quiet down and turn their attention over to him)

Cody - "What is it, B?"

(Instead of speaking, B just makes some hand motions to both the Bass, the Balls, and then to the Gophers. Most of the team are dumbfounded by what he could possibly be meaning)

Cody - "You want us to give our balls to the Gophers?"

(B facepalms. He tries to make the same hand motions again)

Tom - "I know this one! A stop sign!"

(Hands on hips, B glares at Tom)

Tom - "A jakal?"

(B shakes his head)

Jen - "Bagels?"

(B shakes his head again)

Cody - "Something to do with the challenge?"

(B nods)

(B then makes his gestures again, in the hopes that his team will finally start to understanding what he's meaning, which they appear to be)

Tom - "We throw all of our balls at Duncan?"

(B makes some body language that is comparable to saying 'close, but no cigar')

Jen - "Heather?"

(B repeats his previous gestures)

Cody - "How about at Sugar?"

(For the third time, B finds himself repeating the same gestures, still being amazingly patient with the team)

Courtney - "I think I know what he-"

Brick - "We should use the Gopher's strategy against them!"

(B nods, giving Brick thumbs up to show he was correct)

Courtney - "I was going to say that!"

(Chef then sounds the whistle, signaling that Dodgebball match #5 is going to begin now whether the teams want it to or not)

[DODGEBALL MATCH #5]

(Once more, for this supposed 'semifinal match', though if one team loses at this point it will be the last match anyway, it is literally the same people from the first one. All Killer Bass vs all Gophers save for Noah & Mike)

(The Gophers and Bass have a stand-off while waiting for the whistle to be blown)

(The main difference now though, is that the Killer Bass are a bit more confident in how this game is going to play out compared to the last one, with B actually taking the silent position of giving directions to all of the members as to where they should stand during the match)

(The Gophers have no idea what the Bass plan to do in this round)

(When Chef once more sounded the whistle, the match began)

(The Gophers make the first move, firing their balls all at Amy, except B motions for Amy to quickly jump out of the way. She just narrowly escapes it)

(B, Cody, Courtney & Sammy then gather up the balls and chuck them at LeShawna alongside presumably the other Bass members, taking her out with the same zerg rush)

(After that, the depressed Dave is zerg rushed, largely because his depression made him not actually try in the match anyway. He earns himself dissapproving looks from the rest of the Bass)

(This is met however, with Heather's defeat in the match as she is the next person that is targetted by the Bass)

(The Gophers however retaliate and target the heck out of Amy right afterwards)

(The Bass then manage to zerg rush Ezekiel within no time, and swiftly follow it up with knocking Emma out of the game)

(The Gophers attempt to hit B, but he manages finally to use one of his balls to deflect it right into Duncan's face, followed by Tom & Jen deflecting the other balls heading into his direction, hitting Sugar & Crimson out of the match)

(Dawn is then in no time taken out by one final zerg rush from the Killer Bass)

(Brody manages to throw his ball and knock out Brick, but is shortly afterwards zerg rushed by the rest of the bass and taken out of the match anyway)

(Chef sounds the whistle, signifying the match is over now)

Blaineley - "Wow, talk about a come back from the Killer Bass!"

Chris McLean - "I'll say, Blaineley! If the Gophers win the next match, it's in the bag for them yet again! BUT, if the Bass win, there will be one final one match to settle score once and for all, which will be their only hope in possibly overcoming the Gophers!"

Blaineley - "This is so exciting! I bet alot of our athletic and sporty fans back home are enjoying this episode!"

Chris McLean - "They probably are, Blaineley, they probably are!"

[PRE MATCH #6 - GOPHERS]

Noah - (sarcasm) "Well, it looks like we're toast now. I mean, we had a good run at least."

Heather - "You know, you could at least give it a shot and PRETEND to care."

Noah - "Sports. Not my foretay, remember?"

(Heather scowls at him, as do many other members of the team)

Duncan - "Well it's not like he'd help us win at all anyway."

Noah - "You aren't either at this point, tough guy."

Duncan - (Glares at him before turning to the rest of the team) "Okay, so they're using my own tactic against us, we can still win this, just keep rushing them, and don't give them any openings like we did last time! We know what they're gonna do now anyway!"

Heather - "This had better work!"

Ezekiel - "It's better than any of the other plans we've had so far, eh!"

(Chef sounds the whistle one more time, signifying the beginning of the final-unless-the-Bass-win match)

[DODGEBALL MATCH #6]

(Once more, this match has basically the same exact setup as the previous one, with all of the Gophers except for Noah and Mike - who is feeling a bit sad being left out like that- facing against the entire remaining Bass teams.)

(Both teams were more than confident in eachother's abilities for this game, and no doubt planned on holding nothing back at all)

(Then, Chef blew the whistle and the match began at last)

(Right off the bat, both the Bass and Gophers tried the zerg rush tactic on each other, Duncan was the first out for the Gophers, knocked out from nearly all directions. Courtney was the first out for the Bass, due to much the same reason)

(B's manueverings of his team proved to be their greatest strength, and he even had learned from previous matches and tried to use his bigger size to it's advantage, usually to make himself more an appealing target than his teammates, to protect them. This proved successful)

(First, they managed to hit Crimson out of the match)

(Followed by Dawn)

(And then Emma)

(After, a well placed strike from Heather knocked both Dave and Cody from the match before she could've been rushed herself)

(Regardless, Amy & Sammy managed to take down Brody)

(Only for both of them to also be taken out in a double shot by Sugar)

(Sugar's reign was short-lived here though, as Tom & Jen quickly struck out both her and Heather before the Gophers could get too cocky about it)

(Jen & LeShawna then fired balls at eachother, only to literally knock eachother out of the match at the same time)

(Ezekiel then throws a ball to Brick and manages a successful hit, before then dodging a ball from Tom before going on to hit him out of the match aswell)

(B and Ezekiel then quickly throw balls at eachother, only for Ezekiel to be knocked down to the ground in the end, B hit moments afterwards, counting Ezekiel as out of the match first prior to B)

(Chef sounds the whistle to signify the end of the match, with a Bass victory and a tie)

Chris McLean - "And with that, the Bass have managed to tie with the Gophers! Now, the two teams must select ONE of their members to go up against the other team in the final tiebreaker one-on-one match!"

[PRE-TIEBREAKER]

(With the Screaming Gophers: )

Mike - "Can I go-"

Heather - "No. You're staying put on those bleachers!"

Mike - (sighs and looks at the ground)

Emma - "Oh come on, Mike hasn't gone since the second match, and Noah hasn't gone at all. It's only fair."

Heather - "I'm not taking any chance with the Bass catching up like that, incase you all haven't been paying attention."

Duncan - "Yeah, I'm with the Queenie over here."

Ezekiel - "I say we let Mike go, eh!"

Heather - "Excuse me? Did you forget what we talked about this morning?"

Ezekiel - "What?"

Heather - "THE RULES?!"

LeShawna - "Come on now, I don't see any problem with lettin' Mike play in the final round. He might just win."

Mike - (Is happy at the hope being put upon him)

Crimson - "I don't really care which one of us goes, I just want us to pick so we can end this challenge."

Heather - "Okay, FINE! Mike, you go up for the final challenge!"

Mike - (Fist pump) "Yes!"

(Duncan and Heather are both clearly skeptical)

(With the Killer Bass: )

Courtney - "Okay, so I think that B should go up next for the tiebreaker."

Amy - "What?! Why not me?"

(The rest of the team just looks at her with that look of dissapproval)

Amy - "Ugh, fine!"

Courtney - "We all agreed?"

Rest of the Killer Bass except for B & Amy - "Yes!"

Amy - "No!"

Courtney - "Then let's go and beat those Gophers!"

[TIEBREAKER MATCH]

(As stated before, the final match is Mike vs B, for their respective teams)

(The Killer Bass and Screaming Gophers have a mix of skeptical and hopeful for their team members)

(As the whistle blows, though, Mike realizes that, well, he's actually not that good under pressure when his team starts cheering & counting on him. This is shown by him start to shake nervously. B however, remains more calm and collected)

(B throws the first ball, Mike dodges. Then, Mike dodges a second ball, and a third ball, and a fourth ball. Infact, all he seems to do is dodge)

Duncan - "Come on, you gotta do more than dodge!"

Emma - "You have to hit him too!"

Heather - "LOSE THIS AND YOUR DEAD!"

Mike - (He gulps. He closes his eyes as he then tries to throw the ball at B. However, he trips as he does so, and as such when the ball hits the ground, it just bounches and then rolls up to B's feet)

(The Gophers all groan and facepalm)

B - (Takes Pity on Mike. He simply walks up to him and then drops the ball on him. It counts as a hit, and the Bass officially win the challenge and the match)

Chris McLean - "THE KILLER BASS WIN!" (Whistle is blown)

Killer Bass - "YAY! GO B! YAAAAAAY! B! B! B! YAAAAAAAY!" (They cheer this as they gather around a proud B)

(Mike just kneels and looks on, before bowing his head in shame. None of the Gophers are happy with this failure. The Bass walk out of the court cheering.)

(Chris then walks up to the 10 Gophers on the Bleachers, with Blaineley beside him)

Chris McLean - "Gophers, what happened?"

Noah - (sarcasm) "What can I say? Weak. Effort." (His team glares at him)

Emma - "Oh shut it, Noah." (Noah is shocked that she said that to him, and is mad at him for his laziness)

Heather - "For once, I agree with her."

Ezekiel - (Suddenly he speaks up) "Hey, Noah's right! But I knew this day would come eventually, I mean, we are the team with more girls on it than guys."

(Suddenly, every female in the vicinity, yes even Blaineley, gasps at what Ezekiel just says.)

LeShawna - "What the [BLEEP] did that boy just say?"

Heather - "Yes, Homeschool, why don't you EXPLAIN that to us?" (All of the six girls on the team are now crowding around him, and even Blaineley doesn't appear happy with what he said either)

Ezekiel - "Well, guys are just more stronger and faster than girls are. My dad told me to look out for the girls on the show, and help 'em in case they needed it!"

LeShawna - (Is about to ring his neck) "Does it look like we need your help to you?!"

Ezekiel - "Uuuuh...."

LeShawna - "I think you KNOW the answer."

Ezekiel - "No....."

Sugar - "FOR REAL! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A LITTLE BOY LIKE YOU WIN A PAGEANT, HUH?!" (She is holding her nail filer as if it's a knife towards him)

Brody - "Guys, come on, chillax!" (Gets inbetween them all in defense of Ezekiel) "He played the game pretty well! And besides, he didn't say that guys are smarter than girls or anythin' like that?"

Ezekiel - "But, they are....."

Emma - (Kicks Ezekiel in the groin for that one)

Blaineley - "Well, you guys will be seeing-"

Chris McLean - "ME at the Campfire Ceremony tonight! Have a nice chat over who to vote off!" (Blaineley scowls at him as they both walk away at that moment)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "To say Homeschool was out of the alliance, would be the underestatement of the century. At least I still have one alliance mate. For now."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Noah - "For a second there, I thought I might have actually had something to worry about. Of course, I don't. I doubt I would anyway."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Mike - (concerned for himself) "I'm so done for. I messed up the last match! I'm so gonna be voted off for it, I just know it..."

[ELIMINATION CEREMONY #3]

(Once more, it's night time on Camp Wawanakwa. The moonlight is shining over the lake that surrounds the island, and the camfpire pit's light can be scene in the distance. A giant pterodactyl like goose attacks a loon for a fish it's holding in the sky. A family of bears are searching for honey & berries in the woods. The Sasquatch family are watching television together in their cave. However, none of this is what is truly entertaining or dramatic. What is truly those things, is the ongoing campfire ceremony. The Screaming Gophers' first ever ceremony, at that. Chris is there without his co-hosts, holding the plate of marshmallows, and adresses the first-time loser team the ropes of how it all works)

Chris McLean - "Campers. You've all placed your votes and made your decision. One of you will be going home. And you can't come back. Ev-er."

(All of the girls at the team are glaring at Ezekiel, to say the least)

Chris McLean - "When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. Brody."

(Brody raises his fists to the air and recieves his marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "Emma."

(Emma is pleasantly surprised, recieves her marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "LeShawna."

(LeShawna happily walks up to get her marshmallow, both her and Emma are happy they're both safe)

Chris McLean - "Duncan"

(Duncan has a cocked brow as he recieves his marshmallow, as if he's a bit surprised)

Chris McLean - "Crimson."

(Crimson has a deadpan expression as she gets up to recieve her marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "Sugar."

(Sugar does the diva walk on her way to get her marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "Dawn!"

(Dawn sighs of relief and retrieves hers)

Chris McLean - "Heather!"

(Heather has head raised high as she walks up to recieve her marshmallow)

(Only Mike, Noah & Ezekiel haven't recieved marshmallows yet, and all but Noah are concerned because of that)

Chris McLean - "Aaaaaaaand.....Mike!"

Mike - (Big happy grin, runs up to get his marshmallow)

(The Bottom Two - Noah & Ezekiel)

Chris McLean - "And the final marshmallow goes to.........."

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Chris McLean - "Noah."

Noah - (all smug) "Naturally" (However, he is recieved with lukewarm looks from his fellow team members at best)

Ezekiel - (Looks at Chris with a sad look to his face)

Chris McLean - "Can't say I'm shocked. I saw you picking your nose, dude. Not. Cool. Dock of shame, that-a-way."

(With a sigh and a head bow, Ezekiel waks down the dock of shame and onto the boat of losers, as the 3rd camper eliminated from the series)

Emma - "Am I the only one disturbed by the fact one of our hosts considered the nose picking thing more important than the misogyny?"

Noah - "Well now that you pointed it out-"

Emma - "I wouldn't be speaking right now if I were you. At least he particpated in the challenge." (Walks away from Noah after burning him yet again)

Noah - (Jaw dropped, speechless, worried about the implications Emma may have voted him off instead of Ezekiel)

(We cut to Chris standing just a little bit later)

Chris McLean - "Okay, so maybe it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, except for the part where Emma might have just inadvertently broken Noah's young cynical heart! But, I still get paid, so, BONUS!" (Points at the camera as the episode closes out)

[END OF EPISODE - GOODBYE EZEKIEL]

Chapter Text

(Like in the previous episode, this one opens up on the Dock of Shame, in broad daylight. Of the two hosts of the show, it is Blaineley and not Chris McLean who is standing on the dock to give out the obligatory recap of the previous episode)

Blaineley - "Previously, on Total Drama Island!" (Clips from the previous episode begin playing over her narration) "The then 20 but now 19 remaining campers competed in the classic schoolyard game of Dodgeball, where the Killer Bass team finally managed to overcome their losing streak against the Screaming Gophers, in large part thanks to B's own intelligence, since the rest of the team was a bit more focused on attempting to declare a leader, which still hasn't worked out yet. There were plenty of bruises, risky moves, sacrifices, and a whole lot of fights! But most of all, were some dangerous alliances! Especially in regards to Heather's, which fell short one player when Homeschooled Ezekiel just had to run his mouth about his views on women, which in hindsight probably saved Noah's butt from taking the Boat of Losers instead. This week, another challenge will send another camper down the dock and onto the loser boat, on their path to the destination known as loserville! Population, soon to be four!" (Clips from the previous episode ends, Chris is now revealed to be standing next to her) "Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out this week, on Total Drama Island!" (She then turns to Chris) "See, you're not the only one who can do it!"

Chris McLean - (mumbles beneath his breathe) "I still do it better."

Blaineley - "I heard that."

[CUE INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

Announcer - "From the creators of Total Drama Island, comes a show that will rock your world!"

(Clips from this new show are shown)

Announcer - "Total Drama Presents: HOUSE. OF. HATRED!"

(The 18 contestants are shown off in a line-up fashion)

Announcer - "18 people. One house. No Teams. One elimination every week. One MILLION DOLLAR prize!"

(Now scenes from the show are shown once more)

Announcer - "We've got the Spoiled Racist Girl from the Southern USA, the Modern Day Feminist, the Black Lives Matter Protester, the Conceited Atheist, the Abusive Babysitter, the Abusive Father, the Animal Abuser, the PETA Protester, the Westboro Baptist, the Pedophile, the Sex Offender, the Corrupt Cop, the Drug Dealer, the Trans-age, the Tomgirl, the Klansmen, the Sexist AND the Stuck in the 90's!"

(A reel of clips featuring all of them are shown off)

Announcer - "All in one house right on the border between Canada and the United States! Right in view of the Niagara Falls!"

(The house is shown off again, falls in view this time)

Announcer - "House of Hatred! Weekdays at noon, only on TDN. The Drama Network."

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

(The episode opens up in one of the cabins, namely, the Gopher Cabin's girl side for a change. It's approximently early morning time)

(We open up to see none other than Dawn, who is on her bed, but hanging upside down from the edge of it, with many small birds and squirrels gathered on and around her as she, apparently, talks with them)

Dawn - (Is talking with a bird that is resting on her finger) "What's that, little one?"

Bird - (Makes chirping noises in response)

Dawn - (shocked) "OH NO!"

(That last exclamation wakes up some of the other girls that are sleeping in the beds within the room)

LeShawna - (Was the one woken up by Dawn's exclamation) "Girl, I be tryin' to sleep here!"

Dawn - "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to disturb you, it's just, this little wonder of nature just told me something horrible!"

LeShawna - "Yeah? Like what?"

Dawn - "Oh, nothing, just that another bird had stolen the foundation of his nest before telling him that he was unfit to have a nest and should sleep on rocks! And then he started spreading horrible gossip about him throughout the entire forest!"

LeShawna - (Surprised) "Dang, I had no idea little birdies could be so dang cold."

Dawn - "I know, it's just as I feared. The cruelty of humanity is finally starting to spread into nature." (sighs)

CONFESSIONAL -------> LeShawna - "Woo, that girl, is somethin' else."

(Following that, we get a view of an intercom loudspeaker on a wooden pole. There is a seagull resting in a nest in the cone where the horn is)

(The intercom system comes on, and the soun makes the gull and the nest fall out of it)

Blaineley - (Her voice from the intercom) "Good morning, campers! You'd better hope you had enough time to sleep, because it's time to show us what you've got!"

(Many groans are heard from that as the campers wake up. The only one really prepared for this was Brick)

Brick - (As he steps out of the Bass cabin) "I don't know why you all have to groan so much. I have no problem with these early morning challenges!"

Tom - "That's because of you're alarm clock. Which keeps us up too."

Brick - "I'm sorry, but I can't go on without it."

Tom - "Well some of us here could." (Cody, Dave and B walk up, all of them tired and some of them yawning)

Dave - "Sky would've probably been up early too....for like, jogs, and stuff......." (starts crying again)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Dave - (Tearing up) "I'm slowly getting over it, but, it doesn't help that she shares her name with what's always above me! I, I want her back sooooooo bad!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Cody - "I feel for Dave. If my girl Courtney got voted off, I'd probably be sad for a while too."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Tom - "Between Brick's alarm clock and Dave's crying over Sky, I don't know what to do. They are nice people, but one of them needs to get over it and the other better think of getting the rest of us ear plugs at least."

[THE WAWANAKWA STAGE/AMPITHEATER]

(This location of Camp Wawanakwa is where the challenge of the week will take place. It's a low budget stage, with a pink curtain that has stage lights hanging from wooden planks above it. There are two sets of bleachers for the audience - as in the campers - to sit in. None of the hosts have arrived on the scene yet, the campers are all just quietly sitting & waiting)

(While waiting for the hosts, some minor interactions between the remaining 19 campers occurs)

(With the Killer Bass: )

Jen - "O.M.G., a stage. I wonder if today's challenge will be a fashion show! Wouldn't that be amazing?!"

Tom - "Oh my gosh, toats!"

Courtney - "I doubt it. Based on these previous challenges, I think that would be too easy."

Jen - (Now a bit bummed out) "That does sad more right. I'm beginning to regret coming onto this show."

Tom - (Nods)

Dave - (Still sad over Sky) "Join the club."

(With the Screaming Gophers: )

(Noah sits down next to Emma, and tries a small smile)

Noah - "So.....what homeschool kid said last time....pretty, ya know, misogynist?"

Emma - (sighs) "Says the guy who didn't participate at all and snarked about it."

Noah - (Speechless)

Emma - "Look, just so you know, I actually didn't vote off a guy just for a few sexist comments. At least he actually participated."

Noah - "But....you kicked him in the...kiwis.."

Emma - "Heat of the moment. Once I thought about it though, I realized, what's the point of voting him off just because I disagree with his opinion? Do you know how many people would hate on a man for saying one seemingly sexist thing while blindly following the words of a woman just because she's a woman?"

Noah - (Still speechless)

Emma - "You know, I'm going to go talk with some of the others for now." (She leaves Noah to go sit down next to Crimson, LeShawna & Dawn)

Noah - (Jaw dropped/speechless)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Noah - "Cody has had more success with Courtney, than I have had with Emma. That upsets me."

(We then see Heather, with Mike sitting behind her instead of next to her, when she turns to him after looking at the other recent interactions and clearly becoming very suspicious of it)

Heather - "Mike, I think we need to do something."

Mike - "Do something? Like what? Um, like-"

Heather - "Whatever it is, no. I mean, to play the game. To win. I am not about to let another alliance form on this island."

Mike - "Okay....."

Heather - "Here's the plan." (She clearly doesn't want to sit next to him, so she tries telling him this from infront of him instead)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "With that sexist causing his own demise, I am down to just one other person in my alliance for now. I need to step up my game, or lose. That, and find another one of these losers to get into my alliance."

(Following that, finally the hosts show up to actually host the challenge. Well, Blaineley does anywyay. She first appears ny walking up onto the stage, turning to the contestants upon reaching the center of it)

Blaineley - "Greetings, campers! Welcome to our camp's brand new deluxe state-of-the-art, well not exactly, out door ampitheater! This, is where this week's challenge is going to go down! Infact, speaking of which, it's practically a summer camp favourite! A talent contest!"

(The contestants all have mixed responses to that, though of course one is more excited about this type of challenge than likely all of the others combined)

Sugar - "YES! FINALLY! THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR!"

Blaineley - (continues) "Each team, that's you guys, has eight hours to select your three most talented campers. Those select three will be the team's represenatives in the show tonight! Sing, dance, juggle, anything goes! As long, of course, as it's lega."

Duncan - (A bit dissapointed by that, he snaps his fingers in defeat)

Blaineley - "You will be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ and rap legend, grand master Chef! Aswell as myself, the hostess of the puppy bacholerette and four-time gemmy award nominee, Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Holleran! Oh, and Chris McLean too."

(A "hmph!" can be heard from behind the curtain, annoyed tone of voice)

Blaineley - "Anyway, we will judge all performances presented to us via a basic score of 0 to 10, if Chris can even count to 10."

Chris McLean - (From behind curtain) "Hey!"

Blaineley - (smirks) "And whichever team has the lowest score overall, loses! They, of course, will have to send someone home at the campfire ceremony tonight. Good luck." (She walks away)

[SCREAMING GOPHERS PRE-CHALLENGE]

(We cut to right outside of the Screaming Gophers' cabin, where Heather is standing infront of the team, hair in a ponytail for the remainder of this episode, as she blows a whistle and carries a clipboard before adressing her team)

Heather - "Okay! I'm the team captain, so here's how it's going to work!"

Emma - "Wait, who said you were team captain?"

Sugar - "Didn't she say that just a few seconds ago er somethin'?"

Heather - "Me and Mike took a vote, and I won!"

Emma - "Threatening him to vote for you isn't exactly democratic."

Noah - "Well, to be fair, it was what the Killer Bass do."

Heather - (Looks at both of them, then turns to Noah) "Noah, I assume you're not going to parcipate again like last time?"

Noah - (He has nothing to say to that, he just remains silent)

Heather - "That's what I thought! Now, Me, Mike and.....Dawn!"

(Mike is happy to be picked as one of the three judges, while Dawn just raises an eyebrow, but accepts the offer anyway)

Emma - "Whatever."

[KILLER BASS PRE-CHALLENGE]

(While the Gophers are by the cabins, the Killer Bas are gathered behind/beside the main lodge, where they are also of course, trying to sort out how they are going to handle this challenge)

(This, for them, is not easy. At all.)

Courtney - "Okay, so, this is a great place to start. Who wants to try out first?"

Amy - "Excuse me? What makes you think you could give orders like that out? I'M the team captain!"

Courtney - "It's the challenge, Amy."

Amy - "If you ask me, I'm honestly the only one we should bother having for this challenge anyway. I mean, I'm good enough to be like, EIGHT pople, let alone three! That's WAY more than SAMEY."

Sammy - (Glares at Amy, angrily. She's beginning to have enough)

Amy - "Besides. Cheerleading captain. Cheerleading is a talent. Therefore, I should be the one and ONLY judge here."

Courtney - (Is scowling at Amy) "Cheerleading isn't the only talent that one single person can have. I can do that, violin, AND was even in a band called the Type A Pyschotic Crazies so don't talk to me about talent like you're better than me because you're NOT!"

Cody - (gushes at Courtney) "So amazing..."

(This is ignored as the two girls continue bickering)

Amy - "I doubt any of that is true! You're just making that up to sound better than me when you really are just an insecure girl!"

Courtney - (Growls) "That's it, you know what-"

Jen - "Hey! Guys! Come on! We need to settle down! I mean, you're not even acknowledging that it was B who helped his win the Dodgeball challenge last time!"

Courtney - "I'm not forgetting B. It's just that, B can't, or doesn't, speak. I'm sure he'll be a shoe-in for this challenge though." (B smiles at that) "Unlike some people." (She looks right over to Amy, who scowls right back)

Amy - "Okay, so let's get this over with. I'M going to be the judge AND the first act, kay team?"

(Nobody responds to or obeys her)

Amy - "HELLO. Team. I gave you an ORDER!"

(Once more, none of the team's members want to actually do what she tells them to do)

Courtney - "Nobody selected you to be team captain, Amy."

Amy - "Yes, I did!"

Jen - "No, nobody really did."

Tom - "Yeah, I don't remember us naming you our leader."

Jen - "Ooooh! I have an idea! How about we ALL be the judges AND the partakers!"

Courtney - "While it's not the most organized approach, we only have a limited out of time to do this, so I'll take it!"

Jen - "Yay!"

Amy - (She angrily crosses her arms and pouts)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "My team is made up of nothing but idiots except for me! What is WRONG with whoever picked these teams out?!"

[SCREAMING GOPHERS PRE-CHALLENGE #2]

(With that, we then cut right on back to the Screaming Gophers, with Heather, Mike and Dawn infront of the others as they are the judges of the challenge. Of course, now they are actually doing the auditions for the talents)

Heather - "Okay, so, let's start with the auditions now! Any of you want to go up first before me?"

(There is a pause when nobody answers her)

(Eventually though, there is an answer)

Brody - "Oooh! I got somethin I can do, dudes!"

Heather - "Oh really? What is it?"

Brody - "Ventroquilism!"

Duncan - "No way, really?"

Brody - "Yeah! Totally!"

Heather - "No, I don't think so. That's way too creppy for this contestant. Also, it's said Ventriloquism."

(Brody is bummed out by that)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brody - "Man. Heather's really crampin' into my chill. Why she gotta be like that?"

Heather - "Okay, so, anyone else?"

Sugar - "Oh come now, y'all KNOW that the only one person y'all really need to perform, is ME. Move on over, cuz I'm about show y'all how it's DONE!" (She gets up and actually hip bumps Heather out of her way)

Heather - (Annoyed) "And what IS your talent?"

Sugar - "I am the first and currently only musical artist to successfully combine rap and country in one type o' song. I call it, Craptry."

Duncan - "Haha, craptry?"

Sugar - "Yeah!"

Noah - "No words can correctly respond to that."

Heather - "Yeah, I don't think so?"

Sugar - "Oh you're just sayin' that cuz you're tranny butt knows that I'll make you look like a piece o'trash with how amazin' mah craptry is."

(Heather takes extreme to offense to being constantly called a tranny by Sugar)

Emma - "Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna go somewhere else why you guys settle this."

Crimson - "I like the way you think."

Noah - "So do I" (Both Emma and Crimson ignore Noah, Noah is unhappy with this)

Sugar - "GOOD! We don't need y'all anyway."

Heather - (Seeing Noah, Crimson and Emma walking away) "Where do you think you're going? We need people for this challenge!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "OH COME ON! I just TOLD the tranny that all we needed was ME! What more proof does that manwoman need?!"

Emma - "Where am I going? Anywhere that's not here. Until you guys are actually going to do the challenge for a change."

Heather - "Um, that's what we're already doing."

Emma - "Not from where I'm standing at. Besides, you're probably gonna pick yourself and a few predictable members of us anyway." (Her, Crimson and Noah continue walking away. Heather scowls at them all)

Heather - (She pulls Mike over to her and speaks into his ear) "Go and keep an eye on them. Now."

Mike - "O-Okay, right on it!" (Runs off to carry out Heather's orders. She turns to the rest of the team.)

Heather - "So let's go over this again."

Sugar - "We don't have to!"

Heather - "Yes we do."

Sugar - "Why?"

Heather - "Because I said so."

Sugar - "That ain't no good reason!"

Heather - "Well in my book, it is."

Duncan - "Because you declared yourself team captain?"

Heather - "Exactly."

Duncan - "Heh."

Heather - "Anyway, now, anyone else of you guys got any talent at all? I'd say it's okay if you admit to having none, but we need at least three people for this challenge."

Dawn - "Well, perhaps I can read auras?"

Sugar - "That ain't no talent! That's just fairy talk!"

Duncan - "Yeah, nobody really cares that much about what you THINK they're like."

Dawn - "What? No! I actually really can read auras!"

Duncan - "Can you prove it?"

Dawn - "Yes, I can."

Heather - "That's doubtful."

LeShawna - "C'mon, just let one o' us try out already! I can dance up somethin FIERCE."

Heather - "Okay, fine. LeShawna, if you're so sure of yourself, then show us!"

LeShawna - "Haha, GLADLY." (She also hip bumps Heather out of her way as she proceeds to show the rest of the team what she's got)

(LeShawna then begins dancing infront of the rest of the Screaming Gophers present to see this. However, trust me, it is a horrifying site. She has no ryhtm. She has no beat. She has no funk. That big booty does not care, it's shaking however it pleases. In a very terryifying, horrifying way. If a little kid was watching this, they would scream in agony at the sight of LeShawna dancing. Seriously. It's bad. That bad.)

(The Gophers just watch in utter shock, disgust, and horror)

[KILLER BASS PRE-CHALLENGE #2]

(While the Gophers face the horror that is LeShawna dancing, we cut right on over to the Bass having their own auditions, apparently having finally settled how it goes down)

(The rest of the team just sits and watches as the auditionee walks up to show them)

(Of the remaining Bass team members, the first one to go up to perform is none other than Cody)

Courtney - "Okay, Cody. What is your talent?"

Cody - (Sheepish grin) "Simple! Keyboard playing!" (He then pulls out an electronic keyboard from somewhere off-screen)

Courtney - "Okay, let's see what you've got."

Cody - "Alrighty!" (He then starts playing his keyboard. It's not a particular song or anything, but while it's probably something from a video game or movie, it's still pretty decent and has a rhythm to it. The only team member who's really against this is Amy. Once he's finished: )

Amy - "That was awful!" (The rest of the team is clapping for him regardless of her opinion, even Sammy)

Cody - (Pretty proud of himself. But then Amy comes up and pushes him away)

Amy - "Okay, okay! We've all had enough of Geek loser boy here! It's MY turn now!"

Courtney - "And what is YOUR talent?"

Amy - "Cheerleading! Samey, get your lazy butt up here!" (Sammy sighs and does as she's told) "And one...two....three!"

(The two twin sisters try to perform an average cheerleading routine, it's average, nothing really special about it. Especially since neither of them have enough girls to do a pyramid or anything. What Amy's cheering, though: )

Amy (with Sammy) - "Amy! Amy! She's our girl! She's the only real player on the Bass! If she can't win it for us all, then none of us can! Gooooooo Amy!" (The whole time, Sammy had a complete lack of enthusiam in cheering that)

(None of the other members of the Bass clap at all)

Amy - (Hands on hips) "Oh you people don't even know talent!"

The Bass Team (except Courtney, Amy herself, Dave & B) - "No Talent! No Talent! No Talent!"

Amy - (Glares at her team angrily. Sammy just looks on blankly)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "Please tell me someone's going to copyright claim those losers already!"

Courtney - "Okay, so that's two auditions we've got so far. Who wants to gup next?" (B opens his mouth) "Okay, good! I'll go up next with my violin!"

Dave - (sighs) "If only Sky were here. Her gymnastics would be great for this challenge." (Cody pats him on the back again) (Dave sadly sighs/groans again and keeps a sad, depressed look to his face)

(Courtney decides to ignore Dave's sadness, takes out her violin, and goes up infront of her team anyway)

(Courtney's performance with the violin is just as you'd expect, just her playing on the violin. For what it is, it's well composed. She plays it perfectly. The only real problem is, well, it's boring. Incredibly boring. She manages to bore the majority of the team, with the only exception being Cody who's too busy gawking at her, and Dave who actually seems to like the classical music, but he's also too busy being sad a good bit too. The others, not so much)

(Eventually, though, it does end)

(While the whole bass team except Amy does clap for her, it's obvious that Cody is the one more enthused than the others about this)

Courtney - (Takes a bow, very proud of herself. Afterwards she glares smugly at an angry Amy)

[SCREAMING GOPHERS PRE-CHALLENGE #2]

(We then cut back to the Screaming Gophers, some time after their previous scene. We first cut to a small number of the Screaming Gophers, specifically Emma, Crimson & Noah who are still walking away from their team, namely through the campfire pit. It's uncertain where they're going, but Mike is following Heather's orders and discreetly following them the entire time)

Mike - (He's looking at them walking from behind a tree) "I wonder what they're doing...."

(With the other three: )

Noah - "So.....now you're not participating?"

Emma - "As if Heather would pick my act anyway. Didn't I say we should try to talk with other people?"

Noah - "......."

(There is silence between Emma, Noah, and Crimson by that point. They're really doing nothing, and seemingly not going anywhere in particular too)

Emma - "Where are we walking to anyway?"

(Noah and Crimson both don't know the answer to that themselves)

Crimson - "No."

Emma - "Huh...okay then."

(Just then, they are alerted to Mike's prescence when he trips over a small pebble and tumbles down out of the bush in which he was hiding in.)

Mike - "Ah, ow........"

Noah - "Guess we have a spy in our midst."

Emma - "Mike? What are you doing here?"

Mike - "Uh......uh.......uhhh......" (Sheepish smile before he runs off as fast as he could)

(Emma and Noah just shrug, while Crimson remains deadpan as she always does)

Emma - "I'm going to the cabin.....don't follow me." (Walks off. Crimson walks off with her. Noah sighs once she's out of earshot)

[KILLER BASS PRE-CHALLENGE #3]

(While that goes on with the Gophers, we cut back to the Bass, who are also still having auditions for their part in the day's challenge. This time, Brick is about to walk up to show what's he's got. He opens his mouth, and: )

Courtney - "Next!"

(Brick sadly bows his head and rejoins the peanut gallery/audience)

(After that, it is B that walks up to perform for the team, hands in his jacket pockets as he does so silently)

(There is a moment of silence)

(It persists)

Courtney - "B? What is your talent?"

B - (He doesn't say anything, he just gets an idea, and wastes no time in putting it together)

(The screen does not show what B is doing, instead it only shows the reactions, of awe, that the other members of the Bass team have on their faces. Oh, and sound effects of construction making too. This goes on until B is finished with his work)

Cody - "Wow."

Tom - "It's amazing!"

Jen - "I can't believe he did that!"

Courtney - "Even I'm a bit impressed."

Amy - "I'm not!"

(Nobody cares)

(What had happened was simple, using only what he could find on-hand where they were, B had actually managed to show his talent: inventing. Namely, he had managed to invent an actual functioning B-themed robot out of nothing but materials from the woods and spare parts that could be found from just lying around. It even beeped and booped. B was very proud of himself)

Wood B-bot - (Beep-poop)

Amy - "That was awful!"

The Killler Bass (except Amy/B) - (They all cheer and clap for B, making Amy even angrier)

B - (Arms crossed and proud smile at the camera)

Courtney - "Okay, so B's definitely going up. I nominate my violin, who will be our third performance, though?"

Cody - "My keyboard?"

Courtney - "I'm already going up as our instrument act, Cody."

Cody - "I understand..."

Brick - "How about-"

Courtney - "No!"

Amy - "MY ACT GOES UP FIRST, ALRIGHT?! MINE! NOT ME AND SAMEY'S, NOT SAMEY'S, MINE! MINE MINE!"

Brick - "I nominate-"

Amy - "NO! I am not going to let any of you perform in the challenge at all unless you agree to let me perform in this challenge! NOW!"

Dave - "Can we just get this over with?"

Courtney - "Okay, you know what, fine. Go ahead and do your cheerleading act in the challenge. But if we lose, it'll be YOUR fault."

Amy - "FINE!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "Amy is such an entitled spoiled brat! I mean, seriously! Who does she think she is?! You wouldn't see me acting like that!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "Courtney is so annoying! Does she have any idea how much of a self-centered witch she's treating us all like! I mean, the only guy who'd ever like her is CODY. Like, oh my GAG is that sad! You'd never see ME acting like that! Because I don't think, I KNOW!"

[SCREAMING GOPHERS PRE-CHALLENGE #3]

(Following all of that going on with the Bass, we cut back to the Gophers, who are also still having their own auditions to choose who takes part in the challenge for the team)

(The first act that gets shown to us is Heather's ballet)

(Some ballet music is playing as she does her dance for the team, though when she jumps over them some of the guys may have been focusing on something 'dirty'. Regardless, Heather did a pretty excellent performance and her team clappsed once she had finished)

Heather - "Thank you" (Her attention then turns to Mike who is just now returning to the scene) "Where have you been? What did you get from them?"

Mike - "Nothing.....I got spotted.....they were walking towards the cabins though....."

Heather - (Clearly suspicious of Noah, Crimson and Emma now) "I think I know what we're going to do now."

Mike - "What is it?"

Heather - "You'll see" (turns to her team) "Okay, everyone take five."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "I am NOT going to compete with another alliance besides my own! Not when I'm already down one player! I have to end this before it begins!"

[PRE-CHALLENGE - EVERYONE]

(With both teams on break for the time being, this is effectively a little pre-challenge scene for members hailing from both the Bass and the Gophers. Though despite that, they both keep their distance from eachother anyway for unspoken reasons)

(One major point of focus is the dock near whatever lake surrounds the island. There, a couple of campers are sitting on the edge of the thing, just hanging out)

(These campers are Emma, Crimson, Dawn & LeShawna. LeShawna, Emma & Crimson are just sitting. Crimson being deadpan as usual. Dawn is sitting indian style and having some of the small animals like chipmunks & birds around her. Emma & LeShawna are hanging out)

(Infact, it seems the two are reading from a paper which LeShawna had recieved)

Emma - "Wow. Someone really sent you this?"

LeShawna - "Well I can't blame 'em. You know anyone else at this camp with a booty as luscious as mine?"

Emma - "Who do you think it's from?"

LeShawna - "I have no idea. Whoever they are though, they have a way with words, ooooh boy." (Her attention then turns to Dawn) "What are you doin', girl?"

Dawn - "Huh? Oh, I'm just meditating alongside the wonderful creatures of this planet earth. As for the love letter you got, I have an idea on who wrote it, but it would be such a breach of privacy to say who."

LeShawna - "Heh, no kiddin'.......you really think you can read auras or whatevah?"

Emma - "Yeah, no offense, but I have a hard time believing in something supernatual like that."

Dawn - "I think I can read them, I know I can read them. I know to normal people like you, especially you Emma and Noah, have hard times believing in the supernatural in this day and age, but I assure you I'm not one of those frauds!"

Emma - "Well, you do seem too nitce to be a fraud like that, but, what's your proof?"

Dawn - "Well, what could I do to prove it to you?"

Emma - "Well-"

Dawn - "Something that science can replicate with it's experimental method?"

Emma - "Yes."

Dawn - "I've done that many times before, but still the skeptics I prove it to find some reason to call me a fake. Usually they claim I use cold readings, or that the information I know is too easy to find out via internet."

Emma - "Well, I-"

Dawn - "Then they start harassing me for being a fake. Before I had to become home-schooled I would often have many non-believers and skeptics filling my lockers with rotting fish and spreading vicious rumors about me just for not conforming to their non-believing mentality. They'd often get away with it because the school would deem them a 'protected group'."

(LeShawna and Emma are shocked at Dawn's background)

LeShawna - "I didn't know those people would be so cruel."

Dawn - "They can be just as cruel as their enemies. The sad part is that I did see it coming with their horrible auras."

LeShawna - "Dang."

(Just then the three girls are distracted as the sound of two boys running down the dock approaches them)

(It's Duncan and Brody)

Duncan & Brody (Running down the dock) - "CANNONBALL!" (They both jump into the water in the afforementioned cannonball technique. The splash manages to hit all three of the girls - Dawn, Emma and LeShawna. Oh, and make the animals run or fly off too)

Emma, Dawn & LeShawna - "AH!"

LeShawna - "Yo! Watch it!"

(Duncan and Brody just laugh and high-five at their cannonball)

Emma - "Yeah, I'm gonna go back to the cabin now." (She walks back to the cabin in the campgrounds, soaked. She unknowingly takes the love letter to LeShawna with her in her notebook)

(While she does so, Heather from a distance takes notice of it, and then turns to Mike)

Heather - "Mike."

Mike - "Yes?"

Heather - "Keep Emma distracted when she walks out of the cabin. I know what our plan is."

Mike - (salutes) "Okay!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Mike - "I have a bad feeling about this, but I don't want a girl like Heather to stop talking to me now, so.....I'll do it."

(We go to the Screaming Gophers' cabin)

(Emma walks out from the girls' side, having deposited her notebook and the love letter inside. Right after she takes the last step onto the ground, Mike pops up infront of her and even startles her a little bit)

Mike - "Hey Emma!"

Emma - "Mike...."

Mike - "Whatcha doing?" (While he's talking, Heather walks into the cabin)

Emma - "Just....walking around.....why?"

Mike - (Awkward smile and awkward silence. He has no idea at all of what to say)

(Inside the cabin: )

Heather - (Looks around in the drawers until she finds the notebook. She looks at the love letter for just a few seconds, and is happy at her find) "Yes!"

Emma (from outside) - "I'm going back in the cabin now.....later." (Heather is shocked and hides the evidence of her snooping as Emma walks in through the door)

Heather - "Emma! So good to see you!"

Emma - "Yeah.....same to you, Heather..."

(The two girls part ways. Mike is still standing outside since he's, well, a boy)

(Heather has a devious look to her face, again)

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

(This commercial is, once more, for another series on the network, just like the previous one)

Person featured on the show - "This person murdered my children."

Another person on the show - "This person posted on my crush's wall that I liked them and publically humiliated me for the entire remainder of my school year."

Both - "We need payback!"

(Then comes clips of the two offenders)

(The murder is a generic male murderer with muscles, shaved hair, and the like)

(The other person is a high school cheerleader in a green and white uniform, long black hair, tanned skin and dark eyes)

(Then, comes in Dr. Bill)

Dr. Bill - "Welcome to the revenge special on Dr. Bill!"

(Some clips showing the confrontations with the offenders are shown)

(Then it is shown the humiliation - the girl being sung a "traditional russian song" about her followed by being exposed as secretly fat and nasty)

(The dude being beaten to death by the family of his victims)

Dr. Bill - "Comin' up next, y'all!"

Announcer - "Only on TDN. The Drama Network."

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]

[THE CHALLENGE]

(Following the commercial break, we cut right to the challenge portion of the episode. It's now night time, with Blaineley, Chris and Chef sitting down infront of a table that is now suddenly infront of the stage. Behind the curtain are the six chosen performers for each time while most of the non-performers are sitting in the bleachers as the audience)

(The Killer Bass performers are - B, Courtney and Amy/Sammy)

(The Screaming Gophers performers are - Heather, Dawn and Sugar)

(While all of the performers are waiting for the challenge to officially start, Cody takes the time to walk from the bleachers to behind the curtain, to of course talk to Courtney, who is practicing her violin)

Cody - "Hey Courtney!"

Courtney - (Ignores him, focuses on practicing her violin and nothing else)

Cody - "You're really talented."

Courtney - (Still ignoring him)

Cody - "So, uh, how long you been practicing for?"

Courtney - (Is, yes, still ignoring him)

Cody - (Awkwardly rubs arm) "Heheh....yeah...."

Courtney - (still ignoring him)

Heather - (mockingly)"Awww, look who just hooked up!"

(Cody sheepishly smiles, Courtney angrily glares)

(Amy laughs, Sammy is indifferent to it)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Courtney - "I am NOT into Cody."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Cody - "It'll just take some time, but sooner or later, she'll be whooed by the charms of the Codester."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Duncan - "Just sayin', but the dweeb is shootin' WAY out of his league. ALOT. Just sayin'."

(Finally, after those confessionals, it's time for the actual challenge begins. Blaineley, Chef and Chris are sitting at their judge's table. Blaineley and Chef are neutral, while Chris is crossing his arms and clearly upset)

Chris McLean - (To Blaineley) "What gives you the right to take over for this challenge?!"

Blaineley - "Well, I can start with the fact this is plain and simple, up my alley and not yours."

Chris McLean - "Don't push it!"

Blaineley - (Light devious giggle. She's enjoying Chris' misery?)

Chef - (He checks his wrist watch, and then yells out) "ALRIGHT@! IT'S TIME FOR THE TALENT SHOW TO BEGIN! ONE OF THE SCREAMING TEAM UP FIRST, THEN THE KILLER TEAM, AND YOU GET THE POINT!"

Blaineley - "Works for me."

Chris McLean (still upset) - "Whatever."

(Meanwhile, in the bleachers: )

LeShawna - "I still can't believe that they picked Sugar over me! That's some bull!"

Duncan - "Ha. Yeah, right."

LeShawna - "What was that?"

Duncan - "Nothing, nothing."

(LeShawna glares at him)

(With the other team: )

Brick - "I think we have this one in the bag, team!"

Dave - (still depressed over the elimination) "Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"

Brick - "Well aside from loyalty to the team, I think our selection is pretty good! Even though I didn't have any say in at all."

Jen - "Amy is so demanding."

Tom - "Oh yeah, toats."

Dave - "If you say so...."

(Tom and Jen continued to be a bit fed up with Dave's depression, Brick is indifferent to it)

(At the same time, Cody returns to the bleachers at that point, which coincidentally is right when the hosts begin the challenge)

Blaineley - "Alright, campers! It's time for our first act of the talent contest! A member of the Screaming Gophers and self-poclaimed aura reader, first up is none other than Dawn!"

(Dawn walks up onto the stage)

(There is then silence. Some coughs.)

Blaineley - "Dawn? Your talent?"

Dawn - "Oh, right. My talent, is reading people's auras."

Chris McLean - "Would you care to show us this talent?"

Dawn - "Certainly", (She then spends more silence as she reads the auras around herself) "Well, from what I can see-"

Chris McLean - "Give us something none of us would know."

Blaineley - "Yes, some real gosssip dirt would be fantastic!"

Dawn - "From what I'm reading......" (She then looks at Chris) "I can tell from your aura, Chris, that you are actually a very insecure person."

Chris McLean - "Insecure? Yeah right."

Dawn - "About your job, since there is the very possibility that you only got it because your-"

Chris McLean - "Because I'm awesome! I'm awesome! Because I'm the most awesome and amazing host ever! Thank you Dawn. Thank you. I'm convinced!"

Dawn - (Opens mouth)

Chris McLean - "NEXT! NOW! NEXT!"

(Blaineley and Chef are both suspicious of Chris, but of course there's no use in pressing this at all)

(Dawn walks back behind the curtain)

Blaineley - "So, what should the judgement be for act number one?"

Chris McLean - (blunt) "Zero. Plain and simple."

Chef - "I give it about five."

Blaineley - "I think five out of ten is pretty fair for it too. Could've used ALOT more dirt. So ten points for the Screaming Gophers!"

Chris McLean - "Right! Our ne-"

Blaineley - "Our next act is from the Killer Bass! Two Cheerleaders, one of whom is one of two self-proclaimed team captains for the team! It's Amy and Sammy!"

Amy - (As her and Sammy walk out on the stage) "You mean SAMEY!"

Blaineley - "Whatever. Just show us your talent."

(They begin their cheerleading routine. Only this time they're actually cheering. They're speaking at the same time, but saying different things)

(Note: Both cheers are going on at the same time)

Amy - "GO AMY! GO, GO AMY! GO AMY!"

Sammy - "GO BASS, GO, GO BASS! GO BASS!"

Amy - "GO GO AMY SHE'S THE GREATEST!"

Sammy - "GO GO BASS WE GOT IT THIS TIME!"

Amy & Sammy - "THE WIN IS SO IN THE BAG!"

Amy - "AMY'S THE BEST SHE'LL WIN IT FOR THE TEAM!"

Sammy - "THE BASS ARE THE BEST, THE GOPHERS WILL BE BEAT!"

Amy - "A-M-Y!"

Sammy - "B-A-S-S!"

Amy & Sammy - "GO TEAM!"

(The whole time they do a series of cheerleading movements, though of course, their stomachs start to rumble after they begin doing so)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Amy - "I told Samey to not eat an wntire bag of chips right before doing the routine!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sammy - "Amy told me to eat the chips because they'll make me look less like her by being unhealthy for me. I like chips, but..."

Sammy - (Suddenly, right after some jumping, she pukes. Projectile vomits, even. Right towards the hosts. Blaineley uses Chris as a human shield though so he gets puked on the face)

Chris McLean - "AH! NO! EW!"

Blaineley & Chef - (They are both grossed out, but Blaineley enjoys Chris' misery)

Sammy - (She keeps on puking, and even Amy pukes from the disgustingess of it all)

(One shot of puke lands right onto Tom and Jen. They scream in terror before puking on Dave and Brick. Both Dave and Brick promptly freak out over it)

(Puke-covered Chris later slips in some before he can get to an intern with a towel. He lands in a pool of it. The intern laughs, but then gets puked on himself. He then pukes on the girl intern's face)

[TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.............OKAY WE'RE BACK]

(After that just happened, the score is shown that the twins scored 1/1/0, a whopping 2 points. Amy is silently blaming Sammy for it as they walk back behind the curtain)

(Chris is cleaning himself with a towel as Blaineley introduces the next act. All of the other puke is infact cleaned up aswell)

Blaineley - "And we're back! Amy and Sammy's act may not have gone, as they planned for it to go, but we're moving on anyway, to the next Screaming Gopher! She's the newly elected team captain of the team, and debatebly the most popular teen girl on the island! Heather!"

Heather - (Dressed in her ballerina garb and with hair in a ponytail, she walks onto the stage and sits on a chair placed on it now) "Originally, I was going to perform a ballet for you all, but my plans have now changed to instead be, a dramatic ready." (She deviously looks to Emma, holding the love note. Emma just looks at her with a cocked eyebrow)

Chris McLean - "Proceed."

Heather - "Ahem" (She begins reading it for the first time) "Presented by me, it's words, from Emma." (Emma is even more cocking her eyebrow and suspicious of Heather now) "Dear my lucious beloved, for too long I have sat by and silently watched as your magnificent hair flows in the wind, your attitude always being just the right amount of sass, and not to mention your booty that would make all the gods and goddesses of Rome be put to shame." (Noah, thinks this is him, so he smirks and grins. LeShawna just facepalms, knowing it is. Admittedly, it is kind of funny for Emma, as she knows what Heather thinks it is) "I know that we've only been on this island for not a long time at all, but I just know that you and me are totally meant to be, my beloved.........LeShawna?"

(Everyone gasps. Noah is shocked. Even Heather is shocked. Emma and LeShawna just facepalm, partly laughing, partly embarassed)

Emma - "That's someone else's letter, Heather."

Heather - "............."

Blaineley - "Well, regardless of who wrote it, that sure was some juicy dirt! I give it ten out of ten."

Chef - "Pretty cold to be readin' that though. I give it a a seven."

Chris McLean - "I'm going with seven too."

(Behind the curtains: )

Courtney - "That is so mean. Someone just got totally humiliated on national television."

B - (Nods)

Courtney - "I do wonder who it was, though."

B - (shrugs)

Courtney - "Well, either way, I'm up next."

(Back on the stage: )

Blaineley - "Alright! With that now out of the way, we're oving on to the next member of the Killer Bass! A very skilled girl with real C.I.T. experience, it's Courtney!"

(Courtney happily and proudly walks on the stage. Only the Bass clap for her, Cody more than the others. Dave not at all due to being sad/depressed)

Courtney - "Now, I'm going to show you all my great skills, by treating you all to the sound of my violin!"

(Chris, Chef and Blaineley are at best indifferent to this)

(This is shared with mostly everyone else)

Courtney - (She begins playing her violin. No song in particular, just a piece of generic classical music. It could be a specific peace, but none of the other people at camp would know of what piece it is. What they do know, is that it bores all of them except for Dave who actually likes classical music. By the time her performance ends, Chef is asleep, Chris is bored, and Blaineley is focusing on making MyFace posts instead of listening to the voilin)

(For record, even Cody gets bored by it)

Courtney - (After what feels like hours, she finally finishes) "Done! How was that?.....judges?" (She sees what they're all actually doing, and needless to say feels somewhat offended)

Blaineley - "Huh? Oh, yeah. The violin. Yeah, you get 5 out of ten."

Courtney - "What?!"

Chris McLean - "Yeah, I'd say that's about fair myself."

Courtney - "Why only five?!"

Chris McLean - "How to put this........."

Blaineley - "It wasn't exactly, well, investing."

Courtney - "Excuse me?!"

Sugar - (From behind the curtain) "HEY! GET OFF THE STAGE ALREADY SO WE CAN GET TO MAH ACT QUICKER, MISSY!"

Courtney - (Scowls at Sugar) "Fine!" (Storms off the stage, angrily)

Blaineley - "And with that, we move on to our next act! By written request, we're going to the next Killer Bass instead of Gophers, in an apparent 'saving the best for last' kind of deal. So we're going to big silent boy B for this one!"

(The Bass clap for their team member as he, B, walks up to the stage)

Blaineley - "Alright B, what is your talent?"

(B is, of course, silent as he smiles before doing his talent. Once more, what he's doing is off-screen, but not the reaction of those watching)

(Blaineley is amazed)

(Chef is astounded)

(Chris is excited)

(The Screaming Gophers 'ooooh')

(The Killer Bass 'aaaaaah')

(Behind the curtains, Sugar is unimpressed and scoffs at what she's seeing)

(From what is shown, B is just entirely focused on one single thing: his talent. His talent, and nothing else)

(After a good bit of this, B is finished with his talent. It is then finally revealed to the camera what he had been doing that was so incredibly amazing to everyone: )

(He created life-sized and life-like robotic replicas of Chris, Chef and Blaineley out of completely unseen materials. They even come with pre-recorded dialouge that he somehow was able to add in)

Fake Blaineley - "I'm Blainerific!"

Fake Chris McLean - "I want to see teens in pain!"

Fake Chef - "SHUT UP!"

(Blaineley, Chris and Chef are all majorly impressed)

Chris McLean - "So good loking! So perfectly chizeled!"

Blaineley - "A size 0, just like me!"

Chef - "He even got the hat right!"

Chris, Chef & Blaineley - "Ten out of Ten!"

(B is proud of himself. The Bass cheer for getting 30 points in one single go)

(Courtney pouts. Happy for the team. Jealous against B)

Blaineley - "And with that amazing performance, we now reach the final act of the contest! The-"

Sugar - "PSSST!" (From behind the curtain) "Read this first!" (She throws a long piece of paper to the judges. Chef catches it)

Blaineley & Chris - (Are both curious)

Chef - (Reading from the paper) "She's a genuine angel, who's come to earth to shave us."

Sugar - (Behind curtain) "SAVE us"

Chef - "To SAVE us" (rolls eyes while reading) "From our boring unblissful lives with her-"

Chris McLean - "Skip the intro"

Sugar - (Wearing a big cape covering herself, she is mad as she walks onto the stage) "FINE!" (Calms down as she faces the judges) "Dear Fans, you know me as Sugar. But my farmies on the farm call me..." (Takes off the cape, revealing a hat flipped backwards, tight pink pants, and a white shirt. Oh, and a cow bell on her neck.) "Sugar Silo! The only artist to ever combine rap and country! I call it, Craptry!" (Finger snaps)

(An intern turns on a stereo that starts playing the music. At first, it's a simple harp sound effect)

(The Judges are anticipating the song, having positive expectations)

(The campers are a bit more mixed on it)

(Then, the actual Craptry part of the song starts up. Sugar stars singing)

Sugar - ~"Sugar Silo! I'm wicked sweet! I tap it when I rap it with a tasty beat!" (licks her lips) "I don't like milk from a jersey cow!" (The judges are dumbfounded) "I'm the queen of craptry, you all should bow!"

(The other campers are also dumbfounded)

Sugar - ~"Sugar HOLLAAA! Sugar Silo go, dosey doe! Sugar Silo here 'til you win the dough! Sugar HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

(During the time that note was held, one of the camera screens broke, a squirrel lost it's fur, the sharks were literally driven to move away)

Sugar - ~"Like a talkin' hose, the truth I speak! I'll take out the CIT and the silent freak! AM I trippin'?" (She jumps onto the judge's table, much to their annoyance) "No way, I'm bein' for real! I'm gonna win this thousand dollar deal! Sugar HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

(That note makes all three judges cover their ears. Their glases of water all shatter. A massive flock of geese is driven from their homes and into the sky. The Sasquatch Family has to evacuate their home because it literally makes it cave in. All of the cabin windows also find themselves shattered. As does one of the cameras again.)

Sugar - "THAT'S how it's DONE!" (Walks off from the judge's table. Blaineley and Chef are actually checking to see if their ears are bleeding or not)

Chris McLean - "Wow. I don't know what to say" (stands up, evil look to his face) "Oh wait, I do!"

[ELIMINATION CEREMONY #4]

(We literally immediately cut to much later, during the elimination ceremony. The Screaming Gophers are all seated at the campfire pit. Sugar is not amused. Neither is the rest of the team, either. It's night time, but neither Chris nor Blaineley has shown up just yet. For once, we actually get to see one of the teams interacting before the elimination ceremony actually begins)

Sugar - "That was some BULL! I totally should've WON that!"

LeShawna - "Ya mean WE should'a won."

Sugar - "Same difference."

LeShawna - "Whatevah. We totally would've won if y'all went with my dancing."

Heather - "Oh please. You would've blinded all three of the hosts if you did that. With awfulness."

Emma - "Coming from the girl who's willing to read private letters if not diaries out loud on national television."

Heather - "You are just lucky it WASN'T your diary!"

Emma - "People like you are the reason I'm not that stupid."

(Heather and Emma scowl at eachother. LeShawna glares at Heather too)

Dawn - "Team, please. The hosts haven't even arrived yet!"

Sugar - "CAN IT, PHONY!"

Dawn - "What?"

Sugar - "You know what you did! All you do is steal the wizard's magic act! You stole his heart with your vile charms and I can trust you this time you're goin' DOWN you stealin' little pixie girl!"

Dawn - "I did no such thing! I'm a real aura reader!"

Sugar - "That's a load of hokey!"

Dawn - "I can tell from your aura there's no sense at all in trying to prove it to you."

Sugar - "Yer darn right 'bout that!"

Dawn - (sighs)

Brody - "Dudes and dudettes, come on. Can't we just chillax for a bit and enjoy the calm before one of us gets kicked off again?"

Noah - "I think you know the answer to that one already."

Brody - "I do? Awesome!"

Noah - "Heh."

(It is at that point which finally, Chris shows up revealing he is the host chosen to preside over this elimination ceremony. He does so with a smile on his face)

(As such, we begin the actual bonfire ceremony #4. The bonfire is lit. There is a plate of marshmallows, and the place has gotten more dramatic and tense. The geese return to their homes. The Sharks are convinced to come back. The Sasquatches move in with the Bears due to the destruction of their home. There are loons and gulls swimming on the waters of the lake. The salmon are still swimming in the river. However, all real attention is on the bonfire ceremony going on at Camp Wawanakwa right now)

(Chris stands before the campers with a plate of marshmallows now in his hands)

Chris McLean - "Gophers. Since Blaineley and Chef are going to the doctors to see if their ears are still functional, I'm the only one available to do the elimination ceremony tonight. You might know how this works now, but there is this plate of marshmallows. When I call your name, you will come up and recieve your marshmallow. Whoever does not get their name called out has to walk down the dock of shame, take the boat of losers, and leave. Now, the first person to be safe from elimination tonight is................................."

(Dramatic pause as he tries to make the team feel tense)
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(The team has mixed reactions. Brody has Chris' desired reaction. The others, not so much)
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Chris McLean - "Brody."

Brody - "Righteous!" (Fist pump as he runs up to recieve his symbol of safety for the night)

Chris McLean - "Emma."

(Emma smiles as she walks up to recieve hers)

Chris McLean - "Duncan."

(Duncan has a look of indifference as he recieves his)

Chris McLean - "LeShawna."

(LeShawna proudly goes to recieve hers, then her and Heather share another glare)

Chris McLean - "Noah"

(Noah, with a bit of smugness, gets his marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "Mike!"

(Sighs of relief and runs up to recieve his marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "aaaaaand, Crimson!"

(She just suddenly appears from behind Chris. He is startled and shows fear in her. However, she just takes her marshmallow with that ever-present deadpan look to her face)

(The Bottom Three - Heather, Sugar and Dawn)

Chris McLean - "So we've reached the bottom three of the night's ceremony. Sugar, your act cost the team their precious win."

Sugar - "Did NOT!"

Chris McLean - (ignores sugar) "Dawn, I don't know why you're really voted off, but to be fair we did get calls from the Amazing Randall saying you've won the award for Best Phony Teen on Television."

Dawn - (Glares at the mention of that unseen celebrity's name)

Chris McLean - "And Heather, you've shown us that you're full of surprises!"

Heather - (Still smug and proud of herself)

Chris McLean - "However, this is only the Bottom Three, and only one of you will be going home tonight. I just want to make this ceremony as dramatic as possible because we're actually taking things a bit fast here. So, without further ado, the one of you three girls who is safe from the bottom two tonight is none other than..................."

(Another dramatic pause is initiated)
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(They all are looking at the marshmallow)
(Heather and Sugar are glaring at it)
(Dawn is a bit worried)
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(Now even the other gophers watching as a peanut gallery are getting worried/tense)
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(Chris meanwhile is just lapping all the drama and tension right up and loving his time on-screen for all it's worth)
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Noah - "Can we just get on with the show already?"

Chris McLean - "Fine, fine. The person safe is...........................Sugar!"

(Everyone is shocked)

(Sugar just proudly nods and walks up to recieve her marshmallow)

Chris McLean - "And even I'm surprised by that, honestly!"

(Bottom Two - Sugar and Dawn)

(Heather glares at Dawn)

(Dawn looks at Heather with a concerned look to her face)

Chris McLean - "Heather, Dawn. One of you is going to be going home tonight. Which one will it be? Well, we'll find that out right now! Only one marshmallow remains on this plate. Whichever one of you doesn't get it, goes onto the dock of shame, and then the boat of losers, and then must go home. The one who is eliminated is......."

(Dramatic pause of tension again)
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(Heather and Dawn both look at the marshmallow)
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(Chris is loving the tension)
(Heather and Dawn hold their expressions even in close-ups)
(Noah starts reading a book)
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Chris McLean - "Both of you! The vote's a tie!"

(The entire time, even Heather and Dawn, are shocked by that)

(Chris then gets a call on his phone)

Chris McLean - "Huh? Oh, that's we do? Okay." (Call ends) "Nevermind, nevermind. What we do here incase of a tie is actually a re-vote. Mainly because we don't have enough time for a tiebraker challenge to go down. All of you must re-vote for Heather or Dawn, but at least ONE of you has toe change his or her vote this time."

(Heather and Dawn are both relieved)

Chris McLean - "Heather and Dawn will not vote."

(Heather's a bit concerned about that part)

CONFESSIONAL -------> LeShawna - "Heather."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Emma - "Heather."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Noah - "Heather."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Duncan - "The Queen [BLEEP] Chick."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Mike - "Heather forced me to vote Dawn or else.....I don't know what the or else is. I'm scared."

CONFESSIONAL -------> Brody - "Heather promised me she'd let me eat cake if I voted off Dawn. Cake's awesome!"

CONFESSIONAL -------> Crimson - (Deadpan, silent, looking at camera)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Sugar - "This is a difficult choice! I hate both o' those witches! But I guess I'll change my vote to the wizard stealin' Dawn this time. Either way, I'll be happy with whoever leaves tonight!"

(Following that, we return to the campfire ceremony)

Chris McLean - "Okay, so, we now we have the updated votes cast. The person who is leaving Total Drama Island tonight, is..............."

(Yet another tension-filled dramatic pause. This episode has alot)
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(Mike is a bit worried)
(Duncan is bored)
(Emma and LeShawna just want to get it over with already)
(Crimson is deadpan)
(Sugar is filing her nails)
(Brody is just standing there with a neutral chillaxed look to his face)
(Heather and Dawn continue being bored of all these pauses)
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(Chris finally decides it's time to almost end in the pause...in a little bit more time)
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Noah - "Okay, for real. This pause has gone on long enough."

Chris McLean - (Offended) "Fine. Spoil the tension! The person leaving is, counting Heather and Dawn's original votes too..............Dawn!"

(Dawn is shocked)

(The rest of the Gophers except Sugar and Heather are shocked)

Sugar - "YES! But I would've said that anyway."

(Dawn glares at Heather)

Heather - (Proud of herself) "Thank you." (She goes up to get her marshmallow)

Dawn - "I should've known this was going to happen."

Chris McLean - "But that would've spoiled all of the drama if you did. So, Dawn, it's time for you to take the boat of losers back home."

Dawn - "Yes.....home...." (She seems to know something that none of the other campers do)

(As Dawn walks away, Heather just has her devious smirk again)

CONFESSIONAL -------> Heather - "There is no way that the Aura Reader can stay on this island any longer. If her powers ARE real, then it will ruin all of my plans. She has to go ASAP."

(We then cut to Dawn getting onto the boat of losers)

Emma - "Bye Dawn!" (Her, LeShawna, and most of the team except for Duncan, Heather and Sugar are waving Dawn by)

LeShawna - "See ya girl, we totally would've kept you on."

Dawn - (Waves bye to them too) "Goodbye my teammates! At least most of you are aware of the evil that lurks on the team!"

LeShawna - "You can say that again." (As Dawn is driven away, they turn to Heather)

Heather - "What?" (Eating her marshmallow like she doesn't know)

(At that point, we cut to a scene in which Dawn is riding on the Boat of Losers, with a trash bag that she has filled with trash and seashells)

Dawn - "At least I was able to bring with me my trash bag of seashells and trash. Perhaps I can sell these so I can still give to a proper charity foundation. Though where I'm going, I don't know if that will be allowed. From reading Chris' aura, I actually will have to wait a good while before I'm actually at my home. Which I'm neutral about. At least I'll be away from the dark auras of Heather and the hosts.........and also Sugar. At least, for now I am."

[BONUS SCENE]

(Just to pad out the episode's time, we once more find ourselves cutting to a scene taking place inside a home within a cave)

(The saga of the Sasquatch family continues as they are now living in with a family of Bears in their cave due to Sugar destroying their old home)

(The families are all seated at a table in the kitchen of the cave, where they are all enjoying a massive thanksgiving dinner. Turkey, mashed potatoes, pies, ham, roast beef, french fries, chips, fish, salads, lobster, wine, beer, soda, water, milk, gravy, yams, sausage, plums, apples, oranges, bannanas, the works. Anything you could imagine that would be good to eat, was there.)

(There was also a series of picnic baskets in the corner of the kitchen though, right underneath a map with many national park locations having red circles drawn over them)

(There is a moment of silence while the two families await for the table to be fully set with the final few finishing touches)

(After that, there is another moment of silence as the families sit down in said silence)

(They seem to be silently praying the prayer of grace before eating)

(Then, after they are done with that, since they were basically just doing the hand motions for prayer while doing nothing but intelligible growlings, there is yet another moment of silence between the two animal families)
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(And then, the moment silence finds itself coming to a shocking end when the families just go absolutely crazy when they just attack the food like they're mauling prey)

(Roars, Growls, Eating food, everything just takes over the dinner table)

(Food is flying everywhere)

(Even the fridge finds itself being absolutely viking-style raided for extra food)

(It's like watching the Food Fight from the Awake-a-thon all over again)

(There are even fights over certain pieces of food)

(To say this dinner doesn't have grace would be an understatement)

(In the end, their fighting actually causes the new cave they're all in to cave-in alone.)

One of them - (Makes a growl that's like an "uh-oh....")

(One last moment of silence)

(Then the sounds of them fighting start up all over again within a matter of seconds)

(It is finally at this point which the episode finally fades out, signifying that it is over)

[END OF EPISODE, GOODBYE DAWN]

Chapter Text

(Like in the previous episode, this one opens up on the Dock of Shame, in broad daylight. Of the two hosts of the show, it is Chris McLean and not Blaineley who is standing on the dock to give out the obligatory recap of the previous episode)


Chris McLean - "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" (Clips from the previous episode are shown as he summarizes the events of it) "A talent contest brought out the worst in our campers. It was awesome! The Killer Bass struggled to find any talent on their team. Amy's disliking of her entire time except for herself butted heads with Courtney's own insistence on having actual CIT experience. It was also, pretty awesome to see. Seriously, where would those kids be without B? Emma stood up to Heather, so Heather swore to make Emma's life miserable at camp. Only, Emma's pretty smart so instead of a diary she read from a love letter written to LeShawna. Nobody knows who wrote it, yet, but ooooh do I smell some good drama tonight! Heather then managed to save her butt by convincing other members of the team to vote off our resident alleged aura reader, Dawn! Despite the fact that it was Sugar's horrendous singing that cost the team the twin, but hey I think some of them voted her off so whatever. Anyway, now that Dawn's gone the Gophers and the Bass are equal in number.....for now." (Clips from the previous episode end, back to Chris standing on the dock) "Which Gopher or Bass member will be the next to fall from the bed? Will I ever stop speaking in figurative rhymes? Are Blaineley and Chef's ears functioning after last week? Find out tonight, on TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!"


[RECAP OVER, CUE INTRO SEQUENCE]


[INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

Announcer: "This week, on an all new 'mmmmMHMMMM!'"

(Scene of several large women, two african women, one hispanic, two asians, and one white woman, all sitting at a kitchen table)

Woman #1 - "Mmmmmhmmm"

Woman #2 - "Mmm-mmmmMM!"

All the other women - "MMMMMmmHMMMm!"

(Later at a store)

Woman #1 - (puts items on counter) "Mmmmhmm!"

Clerk - "What?"

Woman #1 - (Gets enraged and starts attacking the clerk for not understanding her)

Announcer - "Weekdays at noon!"

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]


(This episode opens up already at the bonfire pit, in broad daylight, where all of the remaining campers are gathered before in front of Chris to have the regular challenge revealed to them. Blaineley is standing beside him, and it can be confirmed that her ears are in fact still functioning)


Chris McLean - "Campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I'm not lying to you, some of you may not come back alive."


(The campers gasp)


Blaineley - "Don't worry, he's just joking."


(The campers become relieved)


Chris McLean - "Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it!" (He takes out two maps from inside of a backpack, then throws it to the individual teams. Courtney catches the Bass map, Heather catches the Gopher map. Oh, and compasses too)

Blaineley - "Oh, and don't forget about the bears! We happened to lose a lot of interns during pre-production that way. Anyway, first team back for breakfast wins invincibility! Losing team, sends someone home."


(Air horn gets blown)


(The teams promptly begin walking into the woods, as per the challenge of the week)


(Well, that's what they were supposed to do. Many of them hesitate in doing so)


Chris McLean - "Well, off you go."


LeShawna - (concerned) "Did she say there were bears up in here?"


Brody - "Don't worry! Bears are more afraid of us than we are of them! We got nothin' to worry about! Just gotta stay nice and chillaxed!"


Emma - "Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for you guys to vote the animal expert off last time, huh?"


(Heather scowls at Emma angrily for that remark)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Heather - "Okay, Emma has really overstayed her welcome. I seriously need to make sure she is the next one to go, or find some way to make her see who really is the boss of this island! I am NOT going to repeat what happened last time!"


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Emma - "I hope Heather knows that I basically she know she's out to get me now."


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Crimson- “Ok. Every goth knows the woods are the uncharted isles placed strategically in every corner of the world. People get lost here, people are buried here, ghosts wander around at night, there’s toxic plant-life, plenty of room for seances… it’s a Gothic paradise. (Despite such emotional and profound passion… she spoke it with her usual monotone speech and poker face making it hard to tell if she even has emotion.)


[THE WOODS - SCREAMING GOPHERS]


(We then cut to somewhere in the middle of the woods, where the Screaming Gophers team is trekking as part of their challenge. Heather is once more taking leadership of the team, holding the map for them and directing them on where to go)


(We then focus, of course, on two members of the team in particular. Namely, Emma and Noah)


(Emma is simply walking through the woods with the rest of the team when Noah approaches her and begins a small casual conversation)


Noah - "So. Emma........that last challenge, huh?"


Emma - "What about it?"


Noah - "That note reading Heather made. She kind of doomed herself, didn't she?"


Emma - "Probably so. I don't see who else we'd vote off since she basically made it known how she really is like already. Though she'd be more doomed if it were actually someone's diary."


Noah - "True.....so...."


Emma - "So?"


Noah - "How long do you think our team members will last before they lose it in the woods?"


Emma - "You say that like you'll last."


Noah - "Huh?"


Emma - "You DID refuse to participate in dodgeball, so......yeah."


Noah - (Has no idea how to come back at that)


(We then cut to the other members of the team. Heather in particular is scowling at Emma and Noah ahead of her and the others. She doesn't like to see the two of them interact)


Heather - "Something needs to be done about those two, ASAP."


Mike - (Is walking behind her) "What do you mean?"


Heather - "I think you know what I mean."


Mike - "I do?"


Heather - "Yes! At least you SHOULD."


Mike - (Confused)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Mike - "I don't know what Heather means....but I think I'm supposed to just pretend that I do...right? I mean since I joined the alliance after all, I’m supposed to think like she does or understand her instinctively… right? No matter how much I don’t understand? ... This is too much to chew right now.” (Puts his hands on his head as he appears puzzled as to how to take Heather’s authority)


(After that, we go to the back of the Gopher Team's little line, where LeShawna, Duncan and Brody are. Like the others, the three are basically just walking and having what is basically small talk)


LeShawna - "They best be lyin' about that bear thing."


Duncan - "I don't think they were. I remember seeing a few bears here and there a little bit."


LeShawna - (concerned, but disbelieving) "You jokin'."


Duncan - "You wish."


Brody - "Just chillax, I doubt any bear'll be a problem at all!"


LeShawna - "Have you actually seen one before?"


Brody - "No. But while surfing I've seen Dolphins!"


LeShawna - "Yeah, those two are definitely the same thing." (sarcasm)


Brody - "There are? Aw, I had no idea!"


LeShawna - (Has no comment on that response)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> LeShawna - "I should slap half my team upside the head for votin' Dawn off."


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Sugar - "I'm STILL happy that Wizard stealer known as Dawn's off. Now all I gotta worry 'bout is that tranny Heather. After her so-called performance, I think it's just a matter o' time!"


(We then cut to Sugar eyeing Heather with a sinister look to her face as if she's already scheming. Heather, amazingly, has no idea of this at all)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Sugar - "Piece o' cake."


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Heather - "It was really hard pucking between Sugar and Dawn last time. Now, I'm between Sugar and Emma. I don't intend on letting the 'tranny' thing go."


[THE WOODS - KILLER BASS]


(As that suggests, we go ahead to the Killer Bass' own trek through the woods of Camp Wawanakwa, where Courtney is also taking yet again, a leading them via the map position on the team. While most of the others are neutral, Amy is upset about something and Dave is still depressed over the events of the Awake-a-thon despite how long it's been)


Dave - (sighs) "Are we there yet?"


Courtney - "No, we're not."


Dave - (sighs)


(His team is getting a bit tired of his sadness over Sky's elimination but they say nothing about it)


(Well, Cody at least takes pity on him and talks to him as they walk in the, relatively, back of the team)


Cody - "Hey....you doing alright?"


Dave - "What does it look like?"


Cody - "Hm....."


Dave - "What?" (He's clearly frustrated with everything)


Cody - "Hey, look I understand how you feel right now."


Dave - "You do? Has Courtney been eliminated yet?"


Cody - "Well, no, but what I mean is, I've felt the rejection thing before, and trust me, it's better for you to just keep a positive attitude about it!"


Dave - "It is?"


Cody - "Yeah!"


Dave - "How?"


Cody - "Simple! You just pick yourself up and try to keep going!"


Dave - "....I don't think that will really work for me."


Cody - "Why knock it before trying it? I mean, it be too simple, but it's a good start?"


Dave - "How do you know?"


Cody - "Mainly it was family advice..."


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Cody - "My mom IS a therapist, heheh."


(Following that scene between the two of them, we cut back to other members of the Bass team, namely Courtney, as she looks at the map and is seeing where to go)


Courtney - "Okay, so according to the map, we should-"


(Suddenly Amy walks up and takes it, only glances it and says)


Amy - "GO THAT WAY!" (Points to one of the main directions)


(Courtney is not pleased with this)


Courtney - "No, that's the wrong way!" (Takes the map back from Amy)


Amy - "And what proof do you have for that?"


Courtney - "The map?!"


Amy - "Well then, the map is wrong! Why? Because you are just, well, you!"


Courtney - (Glares at Amy angrily) "I do NOT have time for this!"


Amy - "Neither do I!" (Turns to the rest of the team) "Come on team, let's all go my way and leave Courtney behind!"


Courtney - "If you leave me behind we lose the challenge!"


Amy - "It'll be your fault though, and you'll get kicked off, so I don't see what's so bad about that."


Courtney - (She's reached her breaking point at this point. It's a miracle she isn't trying to strangle Amy right now)


Sammy: (Seizing a chance to relate, she walks over and puts a hand to Courtney’s shoulder) “Hey… I won’t vote you off if Amy costs us this challenge. Believe me, this is routine for me.”


Courtney: (Shrugging it off though seems a bit more relaxed) “H-heh… she just THINKS she has the majority but as a C.I.T. my value is much more versatile than whatever her bossy butt can provide.”


(The rest of the team is just watching and saying/doing nothing for the moment)


[MEANWHILE, BACK WITH THE GOPHERS: ]


(Back with the Gophers, the team had just then, managed to find their campsite. It was, of course, basically a clearing in the middle of the woods. There was nothing waiting for them there. They were going to have to set everything up themselves)


Heather - "Ugh, we're supposed to stay, here?"


Duncan - "Looks that way, princess."


Heather - (Glares at him) "Do NOT call me that."


Duncan - "What? Would you rather me call you tranny instead?"


Heather - (Is almost growling at him for saying that)


Sugar - (Just has that sassy look to her face)


Crimson- (Just slightly smirks, even this is beginning to amuse her a bit.)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Heather - "Have I mentioned how much I hate Sugar already? If so, I feel like it's not enough."


(We then cut to a scene of the Gophers a bit later, with the team all settling down and setting up their camp tent, campfire, sleeping bags etc. the basic camping equipment. Many of them are just sitting around doing nothing)


Heather - (Snobbishly complaining) "Ugh, what are we supposed to eat around here?"


Noah - "Well there's a pile of fresh rocks just a few inches over there."


(Emma lightly snickers at that. Heather glares at him angrily)


Sugar - "I don't see what's so bad about these here woods, I rough it out here all the time back home!"


Noah - "Yeah, right."


Sugar - "It sure is right! Like I always am."


Crimson - “You are right about the woods... and that’s all I have to say on the matter.” (Tries to look disinterested.)


CONFESSIONAL ------------> Heather: (Genuinely confused about Crimson’s presence) ” … Wait, since when did Dawn return on this show and go Goth?”


Heather - "Ugh, whatever. What are we supposed to eat while we're out here? Because I am NOT eating those canned beans."


Duncan - "Well, you could always go fishing in a river or something."


Heather - "I don't do that. That's other people's job to do that for me."


Duncan - "Suit yourself then."


Brody - (He sniffs a bit and looks around) "Hey, dudes, is it just me or do I smell pizza?"


Sugar - "Where?"


(The team all looks to see a pizza truck that is being driven by, of all things, a dolphin. The dolphin makes the usual dolphin noises)


Sugar - "It's about time, I'm starvin'!"


(Just then, the hand of one of the cameramen can be seen from behind the camera currently filming this scene)


Cameraman - "That's for the camera crew, over here!"


Heather - (scoffs) "No way."


(There is then a moment of silence however. Sugar is not happy. Duncan just cocks one of his brows)


(We then cut to Blaineley, Chris and Chef watching something in the control room where they are sitting in a tent or RV with a bunch of screens in front of them even of many angles and scenes with nothing going on. There are the sounds of beating up, getting tied up, and other violent sounds coming from the screen they are watching. However, there is also the sound of a dolphin hurriedly driving a truck away in fear as well, getting away just in time)


(None of the three hosts have any comment, they just watch the violence with widened eyes and mouths agape)


(They all do however, slowly reach for popcorn at the same time)


(It is at that point at which we go back to the Screaming Gophers. The camera is now at ab it of a distance as the camera crew has actually been tied to a nearby tree while the team is feasting on the pizza they basically stole… except Crimson. Grease and makeup do not mix.)


Mike - (Enjoying the Pizza) "Mmm! This is just like my auntie makes back home."


Brody - "I know! This Pizza is so righteous!"


(Sugar is just gobbling down Pizza like she doesn't care at all. Some of the slices she chugs whole)


Heather - (To Duncan) "So, you were saying about fishing?"


Duncan - "I don't recall saying anything about that at all."


[BACK WITH THE KILLER BASS...]


(We then cut back to the Killer Bass team, which has just managed to find their own campsite)


Brick - "Well team, we're-"


Amy - "FINALLY! It's about time you lazies FINALLY find our campsite! Now hurry up and set up the tent already, being outside like this is making me sweat!"


Brick - (Opens mouth to speak)


Amy - "Or better yet, why not let Samey do it because she did absolutely nothing the whole journey here!"


Sammy - (Bows her head in humiliation)


Jen - "Didn't all of us do nothing but basically walk all the way here?"


Tom - (Nods in agreement)


Amy - "Well SAMEY did it in the most lazy way possible! In fact, why don't you go out and get us some actual food to eat? Because frankly I'm starving!"


Sammy - "Alone?"


Amy - "Like it matters. Just take like B with you or something. Like, NOW."


(B cocks eyebrow)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> B - (he wants to comment on why Amy singled him out of all the team's members, but the confessional cuts out before he could possibly speak)


(When we cut back, we see Sammy and B walking into the woods to get food for the team, while the rest of the team is just setting up the tent as well as the rest of the campsite)


Courtney - "You know, you are easily capable of going out there too."


Amy - "As if."


Courtney - (Has had about enough of Amy) "Whatever."


(Tom and Jen are standing beside each other)


Jen - "Amy is like, so mean."


Tom - "Totally, mean."


Jen- “OOH! Maybe we should throw her under the bus at the next vote! I read a blog on reality shows that said if someone is driving you absolutely crazy, make them public enemy number one and they’ll be voted off!”


Tom- “YUSSS! That’ll be perfect… we just need to keep her from beating us up absolutely crazy.” (He and Jen both cringe)


(Cody, Dave and Brick aren't really doing anything of much note at the moment)


(As such, we instead cut over to Sammy and B, who on the behest of Amy are walking into the woods with nothing but each other and what they presently have on them. The walk is silent for a few moments until Sammy begins to speak, albeit in a nervous tone of voice)


Sammy - "So.....B.......how....how's it going?"


B - (Silently shrugs with a calm look to his face)


Sammy - "Okay..."


B - (Silent)


(There is some calm but awkward silence between the two for a good while)


Sammy - "So........what kind of food should we bring back?"


B - (Shrugs, he has no idea himself)


Sammy - "Yeah.....me neither..... It’s not like the outdoors have a cafeteria..."


(Awkward silence persists)


(They keep walking in the woods. We then cut back to the Bass camp.)


(Brick and Courtney are setting up the tent while Tom, Jen, Cody, Dave and Amy are sitting by the campfire together)


Tom - "So......do you think Sammy and B will get back safely?"


Amy - "It's SAMEY! And B might. I don't know about Samey though. She's terrible."


Jen - "You know, she IS your sister."


Amy - "So?"


(Everyone gasps at how cruel Amy is)


Amy - "What?"


(They say nothing about it)


Amy - "Ugh, whatever. Losers."


(We then cut to Brick and Courtney as they are setting up the tent together. Courtney in particular is basically ignoring Brick completely)


Brick - "So, ma'am, how are you holding up?"


Courtney - "I'm doing fine on my own, don't worry."


Brick - "Are you sure?"


Courtney - "Yeah."


Brick - "Okay....."


(Awkward uncomfortable silence)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Brick - "Trying to be a leader for this team is difficult. Courtney kind of scares me."


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Courtney - "I don't care at all for soldier boy Brick, but he is at least a loyal team player. Unlike that annoying cow Amy who should realize she's dooming herself if we lose again."


[CONTROL ROOM]


(We cut to the control room/area, where Chris, Chef and Blaineley are. Judging by the looks on their faces, Chris and Blaineley are getting increasingly bored with this episode's events)


Blaineley - (groans) "Why is this challenge so boring?! Nothing is happening at all!"


Chris McLean - "I know! All they're doing is staying in the woods! Who came up with this challenge anyway?"


Blaineley - "Your Wi-"


Chris McLean - "CHEF!"


(Chef has been standing by them the whole time)


Chef - "What is it now?"


Chris McLean - "We need you to make this challenge more interesting."


Blaineley - "The quicker the better!"


Chef - "How the heck am I supposed to go about doin' that?"


Blaineley - "Just find a way!"


Chris McLean - "Yeah, what she said!"


Chef - (Grumbles) "Alright, fine." (He then walks away, to do what the two co-hosts had told him to do)


[MONTAGE]


(First we see Chef walk down the dock of shame and into the boat of losers before driving off in it)


(He then arrives in the city of Toronto. Once there, he books a flight at an airport, waits, and takes off to some undisclosed location in the deep wilderness of Canada)


(He drives a jeep to some log cabin, gets let in, and then led to an elevator taking him down to a secret lab)


(Cue him speaking with some random scientist, him and said scientist doing some calculations on a blackboard, sipping some coffee, laughing at some joke, and then building a device)


(Chef takes the device, leaves in the same way he came in, and then returns to Wawanakwa on the boat of losers)


(He returns to the control room)


[CONTROL ROOM]


Blaineley - (Sees Chef coming back in) "That was fast...what's that in your hand?"


Chef Hatchet - "It's just what you two wanted."


Chris McLean - "And that would be?"


Chef Hatchet - "Don't worry, you'll find out."


Blaineley - "When?"


Chef Hatchet - "After these messages."


[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

Announcer - "Coming up next, on an all new episode of Real Cougars of Toronto"

Sexy School Teacher - "Like o-m-g my student Trevor is like, so cute. I just want to take him home with me like, all the time."

(Shows random scenes of her flirting with her male students in the classroom)

Sexy Rich Woman - "O-m-g, Stephanie is like, so cringe. She has like, no class. Unlike me."

(Cut to her briefly singing 'Teachin' don't buy you class', a song she made up herself)

Sexy Politican Woman - "I think both of the other women on this show need to seriously join my campaign to lower the age of consent in this country. It is like, so unfair that I go to jail when his birthday was in the next month anyway! Even if I can bribe the liberal media into painting him as the rapist instead of me."

Announcer - "All new, coming up next!"

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT ENDS]


[CUT BACK TO THE FOREST, AT NIGHT]


[SCREAMING GOPHERS TEAM]


(We see the Screaming Gophers team, sitting around by their campfire, tent in the background. All of them sitting in a circle; there was a silence only toned by the sound of crickets, until Heather breaks the ice)


Heather - "So is this all we're going to do all night or what?"


LeShawna - "For once I agree with ya, this may WAY too eas-ey"


Mike - "Well, I'm kinda fine with things being easy, heheh...." (He's basically ignored)


Emma - "Well, since we're gonna be here for a while, why don't we tell each other stories?"


Mike - "That's a great idea......what kind of stories?"


Noah - (being sarcastic) "I'm sure juvie boy has quite a few he'd like to share." (Points to Duncan)


Duncan - (Raises a brow) "Why me?"


Mike - "Well, you did spend time in juvy.......heheh...."


Crimson - “... As long as it doesn’t involve dropped soap. Executions would be very cool though.” (Duncan huffs at the joke)


Sugar - "Oh please, if it's a story y'all want, I'VE got plenty of 'em!"


Duncan - "Oh really?"


Sugar - "Yessiree!"


(The others however, prefered a story from Duncan rather than Sugar, showing this by the fact they had turned to Duncan)


(Sugar was somewhat offended by this, and pouted angrily)


Duncan - "All right, if you insist; gather round kids, it's time for Uncle Duncan's Story Time." (A few moments later) "One night, a lot like this one..."


(We then jump cut to when he's actually telling the story, even if it's only a few seconds after that last line anyway)    


Duncan - "So suddenly, they heard this tap tap tapping on the side of the car, the girl's starting the freak out and by this time even the guy's getting a bit scared. So he turned the car on and stepped on it. When they got back to the girl's' house, she opened the door and screamed! Because there, hanging from the door handle, was the bloody hook!" (Mike is terrified as he continues, and so is Brody) "They say, that this killer is still alive" (Mike still terrified), "Wandering these very woods, he could really be just about anywhere really, maybe even....right, HERE!" (Pulls out his hand, it has a hook on it)


(His team screams in absolute terror. Except Crimson who just applauds as soon as the story is over, even if she’s still stoic about it. In Fact, their screams can even be heard by the Killer Bass. who are still missing Sammy and B, surprisingly enough)


[KILLER BASS]


Courtney - "What was that?!"


Amy - "Whatever it was, it doesn't sound pleasant....I hope it was Samey screaming!"


(Her teammates all glare at her)


Amy - "What?"


Brick - (claps twice to get attention from his team) "OK everyone, since we're now on our camp, we better organize ourselves to make turns for lookout."


Tom - "Am I the only one still concerned that Sammy and B are still out there? Shouldn't someone go like, look for them?"


Brick - "Good point, Tom" (thinks)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Brick - "I know most of the team would've wanted me to suggest Amy goes, but she would probably just keep Sammy and B lost even longer, so....."


Brick - "Very well, we'll split on two teams: One will go and find the missing teammates, the other will stay on camp."


Courtney - (Basically bluntly interrupts him) "Sounds good, and I think I can easily decipher which one of us is best to go out and locate our missing team members and which ones are best to stay behind!"


Dave - "Why it should be you? As far as we know, Brick is more capable to do that than you"


Courtney - "Because I have actual C.I.T. experience, and am studying to be a lawyer. I know things like this."


Amy - "OH PLEASE. I'M captain of the cheerleading team! I say those two dorks go find Samey and that other person" (Points to Cody and Dave), "and the rest of you can just, I dunno, do whatever or something."


Jen - "Can we just pick one leader for this?"


Amy - "But you already have ME!"


Courtney - "Well, let's settle this like mature people...anyone who wants to nominate Amy, raise hand"


(Nobody raises their hand, except Amy herself)


Courtney - "Now who wants to nominate me?"


(Cody raises his hand, while Dave looks at him in silent response. Tom and Jen look to be considering it actually...)


Courtney - (looks nervously, trying to think on what she can do to win in this situation) "Ummmm"


(Just then, out of nowhere, lightning. Followed by immediate rain)


Courtney - "That's just...nice!" (She kicks a pebble away in frustration)


(Brick was startled by the lightning, Dave, Tom and Jen are also quite worried about the situation regarding their clothes and/or getting dirty. Or both)


[SOMEWHERE IN AN EMPTY CAVE]


(B and Sammy are sitting in the cave, by their own fire, and apparently had been talking in private for some time, Sammy apparently sharing her life story to B)


Sammy - "And that's pretty much it, it sucks that I have to be all the time on my sister's shadow"


B - (The entire time he was just sitting, listening, and nodding)


Sammy - "And the worst part is she makes me feel so displaced from the entire family! I just need to stand out by my own, but I don't know how."


B - (He nods for a little bit, then gets an idea)


Sammy - "What are you planning?"


B - (He remains silent)


Sammy - "Hey, I just realized, don't you think we should be getting back to camp now, it looks pretty dark outside.....and, raining!"


B - (He has just now noticed what Sammy too has just noticed, so B decides to take off his jacket and gives it to Sammy. She appreciates it as they walk outside to make their way back to the campsite for their team)


[KILLER BASS CAMPSITE]


(When we return to the Killer Bass, we see all of them inside their tent, many of them trying to dry off from the rain. There are also some grumbling tummies from lack of eating all of the challenge so far)


Amy - "Please tell me one of you brought food!"


(Brick tries to say something)


Amy - "That's not canned"


(Brick no longer has anything to say)


(Tom and Jen peek to see outside, but they can't see anything in the darkness of night and the rain. They however, see a shadow thanks to lightning. Due to it not looking human, it scares them)


Tom & Jen - "Eeep!" (They retreat back into the tent)


Courtney - "What's going on?"


Jen - "There's something out there!"


Tom - "And it's scary!"


(Just from that, the rest of the team starts freaking out)


(Another lightning flash occurs. Brick makes a whimper noise out of fear)


Dave - "Wha-what if it's a bear outside?!"


(Brick gets even more worried, as does Cody)


Courtney - "Relax, it's not like we have any food here at all. It probably just went on it's merry way."


(However, the Shadow kept going, now close enough to be seen by all of them, making them all, except Courtney, start freaking out)


Courtney - "Everybody calm down, it's just-" (Suddenly it turns out it is a bear, and it rips open the tent and growls at all of them)


(Terrified screaming ensues)


[SCREAMING GOPHERS]


(We then cut back to the Screaming Gophers, who still have their Pizza lying around and are still basically doing nothing important, some of them are in the tent, some of them are sitting outside still awake)


(Surprisingly, it's not raining for the Gophers)


Noah (to Brody) - "You know, the climate of the mountains are completely different to the one on the ground, it's much colder, does that answer your question?"


Brody - "Uhhhh, I think it does, bro."


Noah - "I'm not...your bro, dude"


Brody - "Oh right, hahaha."


(Just then a rustle was heard)


Brody - "Woah, what was that?!"


Mike - "Whatever it is, I hope it's not dangerous! Please be a squirrel, please be a squirrel!"


Noah - "You know, squirrels are known carriers of Rabies."


Mike - "Not helping!"


Noah - "Who said I was?"


(On that point, the rustling continues)


(Those outside were getting curious, up to the moment that they heard steps coming their way)


Emma -"You think it's the killer on Duncan's story?"


(Mike gets even more terrified. Crimson looks over to Emma, seemingly interested.)


LeShawna - "Oh please, if it is, I'm sure we can take 'em. Or at least I can. I ain't afraid o' no hook-handed whatever."


(Then the figure appears)


(Tension builds)


(It all seems to be something scary)


(Until......)


(It's just a small bunny rabbit)


Mike - "Ha! Told ya!")


(Then, another rustle)


(It makes everyone go quiet for a bit)


(Then, there is more rustling. The bunny just casually hops away.)


Noah - "Relax, it's probably just another bunny rabbit or something."


(More rustling)


(Then, as if just to smack Noah in the face, figuratively, a cougar jumps out of the bush and growls)


(Cue screaming)


(We then jump cut to the entire Screaming Gophers team having climbed up a tree to escape from the cougar, who is still on the ground below them… as is someone else.)


(The Cougar is also, of course, eating from the leftover Pizza they have lying around the campsite. Crimson just stands there looking at it. Obviously she’s allowed it to eat the non-traditional campfire food.)


Heather - "Great! That's just great! IT'S EATING OUR FOOD!"


LeShawna - "Hey! It's better than us!"


Heather - "Oh shut up, it's bad enough I can't believe that you're the one with a secret admirer."


LeShawna - "Well maybe if you actually had something in the front or the back to shake-"


Duncan - "Hey, would you two both just shut it already? We kinda have other things to worry about right now."


Heather- “YEAH! Like why isn’t gothy doing anything?!”


(Upon hearing this, the cougar is finally alerted to someone who blended into the shadows. He bares his teeth and looks to see Crimson. Crimson just stands there with her montone poker face.)


Crimson: “...”


Cougar: “...” (Suddenly it seems to look nervous, this girl is not reacting in any sort of way to it’s feline ferocity. Furthermore… she looks extremely scary, pale, like a ghost. It’s a nightmarish interpretation of humanity in his eyes and it’s too much. Mewing and screeching like a housecat, it takes off into the woods at full speed, absolutely frightened.)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Crimson: “Ironically my boyfriend loves animals… well, as long as they aren’t furry and cuddly. Even then, that cougar’s cowardice would deem it unworthy of Ennui. (Smirks) This is also one of the best camp-outs ever.”


CONFESSIONAL ---------> Heather: “I’m beginning to wonder about this ‘Crimson’. She hasn’t done anything TOO majorly threatening so far but she is subtly pulling her weight. I better ask Mike to keep an eye on her for now before she starts to threaten my alliance’s power in this game.”


(We then cut to the rest of the team after the cougar was scared off, they are of course, wasting no time in getting off the tree)


[CONTROL ROOM]


Chris, Blaineley and Chef - (They're watching this)


Chris Mclean - “Darn it, I was hoping for some bloodshed!”


Blaineley - “We’re not allowed to actually kill them.”


Chris McLean - “I know, but for real, we flew that Cougar all the way from B.C. just for that!”


Chef - "Should I be concerned that you’re that desperate to watch a group of kids die?”


Chris McLean - “Paycheck.”


Chef Hatchet - “Nevermind then.”


[SCREAMING GOPHERS]


Sugar: (Waddling over to Crimson, looking excited) “Oh my gosh! Are you a wizard too! Did you use that snake tongue spell to send it away?!”


Crimson: “... Don’t compare my natural presence with some superficial incantations that have become over-commercialized with broomsticks and wishing stars.”


Sugar: “I don’t understand half of what you just said but based on yer tone I’m guessin’ it was wrong.”


Heather: “You don’t understand anything you trailer park trash” (Folds her arms)


Sugar - “Can it, Tranny!”


(Catfight is about to commence, until…..)


Brody: “Whoa hey… let’s not get into any conflict. We got to start making a plan on how to win this challenge.”


Mike: (Hears the sound of a twig snap) H-hey… someone’s coming from over there! (Points to one direction. Now that everyone has Crimson to fall back on, they don’t appear as scared this time though noticeably they huddle around Crimson. Crimson looks miffed… yet we can only assume she does as her expression doesn’t change.)


(Everyone turns and looks to see B and Sammy not far from them, coming into the area. B seems to be carrying a log to protect them from the rain.)


Emma - "Sammy? B?"


Sugar - "What in the heck are y'all doin' here?"


Sammy - "We were trying to find our team, but, we kinda heard your screaming and ran into you guys instead."


B - (Nods)


Heather - “(Smirks, sensing this gives her team an advantage in having members of the other team with them) I see… so you don’t know where the others are?”


B - (Shakes head to say “No”)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Heather - “Perfect”.


Heather - (Suddenly she is faking niceness) “Well then, maybe you two should spend the rest of the night with us, at least, until the rain stops.”


Sammy: - (Considering how Amy’s been, she actually looks up for that idea) “Really?! That’d be amazing… oh, I mean they uh, expected us to bring them food but there’s no way we can get through all this rain.” (Rubs her arm insecurely)


Leshawna - (Seems to tell what Heather’s doing and isn’t too happy about it, but sympathizes with Sammy’s situation) “Well don’t worry yourself girl. Maybe we’ll bring em some portions later and say they were from you and B.”


Sammy - “Really?”


LeShawna - “Sure!”


Heather - (Doesn’t respond vocally, but rolls her eyes, wanting to be in control of the situation)


B - (Silent too, likes the idea)


(The rest of the team seems divided between doing this and not doing this, but none of them say anything about it)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Emma - “I did want to point out the rules of the challenge, but at the same time, well, if we lost doing so could make me vulnerable. But I still don’t approve of what Heather’s trying to do.”


CONFESSIONAL -----------> Noah- “If Heather can win at anything, the first thing I can think of for her would be winning at sheepherding.”


[KILLER BASS]


(We get back to the Killer Bass. Like the Gophers, all of them are also up in a tree to escape from the bear that arrived at that campsite. It's also still raining for them)


Jen - "This is like, the worst night ever! Do you know how much these clothes cost?!"


Tom - "I'm going to have to buy an entire new outfit!"


Courtney - "I think we have bigger things to worry about than your clothes!"


Dave & Cody - "No Kidding!"


(The bear is growling down below)


(Many members of the team panic out of fear)


(Amy keeps trying to keep up, but she slips and hangs from a branch)


Amy: "AAAAH! NO! HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!"


(Amazingly, Brick actually still tries to save her despite how mean she is)


Brick - "Hold on tight, Amy! Never leave a soldier behind!"


Amy - "If you let me go Joe, I'll kill you if the bear doesn't do it!"


Brick - (He does a salute and tries to pull her back up to safety. Luckily he succeeds. And in that moment… a cougar runs by the bear in complete disarray and fear, coming from out of nowhere. This sudden movement and the fear in its eyes, lures the Bear over to face it and then chase after it aggressively.)


Dave - “Well that doesn’t happen everyday… maybe this means my luck is changing for the better.”


(Just then lightning hits the tree and causes it to fall down with all of them still on it)


(They all survive though, whether Chris likes it or not)


Amy: “Does this count as dropping me?”


Brick- (Almost too quickly) “NO MA’AM!”


Amy - … (Grumbles) “SAMEY is so going to get it later.”


[CONTROL ROOM]


(Chris, Blaineley and Chef are still watching this all)


Blaineley - "Well, they're still alive, but, at this rate, we still have so much of the episode to try and fill with time and we already have two commercial breaks!"


Chris McLean - "I know! We need to.....hm, Chef, use the device!"


Chef Hatchet - “You sure?”


Chris McLean - “Yes!”


Chef - “Really?”


Chris McLean - “Yes!”


Chef Hatchet - “Real-”


Chris & Blaineley - “YES!”


Chef Hatchet - "Alrighty." (Uses button on device)


[KILLER BASS]


(Just then, from a nearby river, a boat starts driving up to the team, and bells ring once it does, as if to alert the team to it's presence)


Courtney - "What, what is that?"


Dave - "I think it's a boat."


Courtney - "I know it's a boat, sarcastic, but, what is it doing here?"


Jen - "I don't know, but it has a cover, we can get dry for once!"


Tom - "Let's just get into it!"


(The Killer Bass immediately run for the boat, which does indeed have a cover over it, keeping them safe from the rain which is still pouring down in their area)


(Once they boarded it, though, it started driving off down the river)


(Also suddenly, Chef appeared, dressed like the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka, as it's driver)


Courtney - "Well now what?"


Jen - "I think we just sit and wait now. Although I’ll be the first to say that look does NOT look waterproof."


Dave - "I just hope these seats are dry....and clean."


(As they speak, the boat continues on it's way)


(Soon enough, it begins nearing a tunnel of rocks)


(The campers don't seem to notice or mind it though, until they enter)


Courtney - "Um...guys? What is this tunnel we're going into?"


(Chef just remained silent, not replying. He had a smirking look to his face though)


Amy - "Hey! Where are going? Driver?!"


(Chef continues not responding)


Amy - "Are you deaf!? Where...are we...going!?"


(Chef still doesn't answer)


(Suddenly, creepy sounds start popping up, followed by films starting to appear on the walls of the tunnel)


Tom - "What the?"


Jen - "What's going on?"


(The boat begins going faster and faster, making them panic. What's worse, scary images start appearing along the tunnel walls)


(First, giant insects)


(Alongside also lobsters)


(And chickens getting their heads cut off)


(Needless to say, the Killer Bass were freaking out)


(Some of them, Cody, even wet their pants)


Courtney - "Where is this *BLEEP* tunnel taking us?"


Chef Hatchet - "There's no earthly way of knowing..."


(As Chef speaks, images from slasher movies and other horror-based imagery is everywhere)


Amy - "Now he's singing, great."


Chef Hatchet - "...which direction we are going."


Amy - "You got that right!"


(She is then scared by the image of giant ants crawling all over a leg)


Chef Hatchet - "There's no knowing where we're rowing..."


(The campers are just scared and don't know how to respond)


Chef Hatchet - "...or which way the river's flowing..."


(The campers are all just terrified. By this point, even Brick has wet himself)


Chef Hatchet - "...is it raining? is it snowing? is a hurricane blowing?"


(Still, they have no idea what to say, or even think)


(There are some people hugging others close: like Amy and Courtney ironically, Dave and Cody, and Tom and Jen. Amy and Courtney realize they are hugging though and pull away instinctively, scowling at each other.)


Chef Hatchet - "Not a speck of a light is showing so the danger must be growing."


Courtney - "What are you talking about?!"


(She freaks out herself when green jelly appears on the cave walls)


Chef Hatchet - "Are the fires of hell glowing? is the grizzly reaper mowing? YES!"


(That shout startles them all more)


Chef Hatchet - "The Danger Must Be Growing for the Rowers Keep on Rowing..." (He gets louder and louder as the boat keeps going faster and faster)  "AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING...ANY SIGNS THAT THEY'RE SLOWING! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOH!"


(Then everything goes pitch black, everyone of the Bass screams)


(When they open their eyes, they're still on the boat, but are back where they started, Chef is gone, nowhere to be seen)


(After an awkward pause, some of them faint)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Courtney - "DID THAT HAVE ANY PURPOSE AT ALL?!"


CONFESSIONAL -----------> Crimson- “... I feel like I missed out on one of the darkest speeches said so far on this show. Bummer.” (She doesn’t really look bummed out at all though does sign)


[SCREAMING GOPHERS]


(It is at that point which we finally return to the Screaming Gophers plus Sammy and B, who have left their campsite and sought refuge somewhere else in the woods on the island. Heather still seems a bit annoyed by how much damage the cougar did.)


Heather - "Stupid Cougar! It better hope it didn't cost us the challenge!I hope it turns into a nice fur coat when it's over!"


Duncan - "Relax, we're still alive, aren't we?"


LeShawna - "That depends on your definition, honey because as far as I know, that overgrown kitty is still somewhere. Scaredy-cat or not it could bite us in the booty later."


Heather - "What are Cougars even doing in Ontario anyway?!"


(The rest of the team shrugs)


(Then, they hear a jingle)


(They turn and see Chef, dressed like an ice cream man, standing by an ice cream cart stand)


LeShawna - "What the..."


(A shot from inside the cart reveals the ice cream is labeled 'WARNING: WILL CAUSE EATERS TO START SAYING THINGS GUARANTEED TO START DRAMATIC TENSION')


Chef - "I scream, you scream...."


(The Gophers waste no time in rushing over to the cart like a pack of hungry wolves, or at the least most of them do. Crimson just stays right where she is, all natural being more her thing with campfire food.. Chef actually almost panics in horror and has no choice but to let them have their way with the ice cream)


(Chef can hardly scoop fast enough to give them ice cream. Though Duncan is one who just takes what he wants anyway when Chef's not looking. None of them are paying for anything anyway)


(It was like that for a while until Chef decided to close the ice cream truck and went on its way)


(The only ones without ice cream, are the skeptical Noah and Emma, as well as B and Sammy who don’t count due to being on the opposing team. Crimson too though she’s not with them in this scene as the camera eyes the geniuses.)


Noah (to Emma): "Hey, you think it's kind of weird that they gave us ice cream all of the sudden?"


Emma - "I think it's a little bit more than just weird, personally."


Noah - "How so?"


Duncan - "All of my clothes are shoplifted....." (Shocked that he just said that out of nowhere) "I didn't mean to say that out loud....."


Heather - "I think we - I read my sisters' diaries -" (covers her mouth, shocked she said that too)


Sugar - "There's this REALLY ANNOYIN' girl who does nothin' but sing and dance everywhere around mah town and I just HATE her! This one time I called the cops on her butt in the mall fer singin' to all the children and takin' attention away from ME! She's lucky she ain't mah neighbour!"


Noah and Emma - (Both have no idea what is going on)


Crimson - (Charmingly blunt and monotone) “The Confessional is over that way.” (Points in a direction)


LeShawna - "Why are y'all just sayin' that out loud?"


Heather - "Why aren't you?"


LeShawna - "Well" (Now it's suddenly her turn) "Wo-I was the one who locked Heather out of the cabin last night."


Heather - "I knew it!"


LeShawna - "Yeah, I did that, so what?"


Heather- “Well I never had a boyfriend before coming onto this show! So you should be treating me with some kindness instead of just locking me out lick some unpopular fat girl! Which I wasn’t!” (It seems she’s straining her words at this point, trying to get her senses)


Sugar - “Don’t y’all watch that show called The Young Turkeys? Fat Shamin’ is just downright evil!”


Heather - “Oh shut up!”


(Noah and Emma just watch in confusion and in surprise/awe. Sammy and B watch from the outskirts with confused looks to one another and Crimson is just the straight woman.)


CONFESSIONAL ----------> Sammy: “I guess it’s good that their team has their own issues too? Right…? Well that sounds more like something Amy would say but maybe this means I have a shot at befriending some of them too.”


Brody - "I know who wrote that love letter about LeShawna!"


(Attention turns to him)


Brody - "It's...." (Suddenly he gets hit on the head by a coconut and is knocked unconscious)


(Noah and Emma still have no response to what is going on before their eyes. At this point they have walked slowly over to where Sammy and B are standing. Crimson is just watching from where she is, immune to nonsense.)


[CONTROL ROOM]


Blaineley - "Ugh. This episode is going to be so BORING!"


Chris McLean - "I know! What are we gonna do?"


Blaineley - "We already have two commercial breaks."


Chris McLean - "I think we're gonna need to pull out a third one."


Blaineley - "Fine....." (Before she can open her mouth again, Chris pushes her off-screen)


Chris McLean - "Don't worry viewers, Total Drama Island will be right back, after these messages!"

[THERE ACTUALLY IS NO EXTRA SEGMENT]

(When we return from the two commercial segments pulled on this episode due to lack of ideas to fill in the episode and laziness, we see it is now early morning across the island)


(The Screaming Gophers are waking up from sleeping in the middle of the woods without any tent or supplies)


(The Killer Bass are waking up from sleeping in the boat that they were last seen in)


(At first, everything is normal. We stick for now with the Killer Bass, with Courtney being the first to wake up)


Courtney - "Huh? Wha?" (She sees it's morning) "It's morning..........IT'S MORNING! EVERYONE WAKE UP, WE HAVE TO FIND OUR WAY BACK TO CAMP NOW!"


(We cut to a similar scene with the Screaming Gophers. They are basically lying around in the middle of no particular spot of the woods. LeShawna is the first to wake up)


LeShawna - "What the huh? Oh snap! It's mornin' y'all, we gotta hurry before the other team wins first!"


(And so, both teams hurry to wake up and get on their way for the main campgrounds)


[AT THE MAIN CAMPGROUNDS]


(At the main campgrounds, Chris and Blaineley are sitting in chairs waiting for the contestants to arrive. Blaineley is once more posting on social media accounts, while Chris is taking selfies)


(Chef is nowhere to be seen at the moment)


Blaineley - "You know, I'm seriously disappointed in the lack of drama in this episode so far. "


Chris McLean - "Well, we need at least one episode of mostly filler so we can actually have the full quota of episodes filled up."


Blaineley: “But the viewers are getting tired of Amy’s squabbles and Crimson is a total buzzkill. We need to do something!”


Chris McLean- “Don’t worry! Based on the circumstances, the teams won’t know what hit em when we reveal the challenge results.” (Rubs his hands together with a smirk on his face)


Blaineley - “They better not”


(We then cut back to the teams at that point, who are still racing for the campgrounds at the same time as each other. Only then, while they’re running, does Brick notice something the Bass had been neglecting for the past few minutes…...if not entire morning so far)


Brick - “Wait a minute, we’ve left two soldiers behind!”


Amy - “Don’t worry, I’m sure the bear took care of them.”


Courtney- “We’ll be down by TWO players even if one of the Gophers goes home tonight you moron! This IS bad! Although I can’t say we have the time to look for them now… sorry Brick.”


Brick - “But…”


Courtney - “We have to keep going! We have to at least get there before the Gophers!”


CONFESSIONAL -------------> Cody: “I guess Courtney’s right but even then I think Sammy’s a lot better than Amy and B’s really smart. So I feel they are worth looking for. (Looks hopeful) Still maybe their brawn and brain combined has kept them safe and they are just hiding out someplace.”


CONFESSIONAL -------------> Courtney - “Admittedly, part of my reasoning is because even if we do lose, I know who’s going to be voted off.”


CONFESSIONAL -------------> Amy - “Courtney or Samey, obviously. B too. I mean, come on, with a butt that wide he’s probably just as lazy as she is!”


(Speaking of said targets. Sammy and B are running with the Gophers. They are a bit nervous about what might happen but have no time to waste.)


Duncan: “Over there!” (Points) I think I see everyone’s least favorite host and sort of hot hostess.”


Heather: (Scoffs) “Flattery won’t get you far in this game punk rock!”


Mike: “But don’t you flatter me a bit Heath-”


Chris: (Cutting them off with an exaggerated and happy announcement) “Congratulations Screaming Gophers, you’ve officially won the challenge!”


(The Screaming Gophers all cheer in unique ways. Heather gives a self-satisfied smirk, Leshawna and Brody both ‘woohoo’ cheerfully, Sugar jumps up in celebration, Emma says ‘alright!’, Noah just shrugs confidently, Duncan and Crimson don’t have any big reactions, and Sammy and B… oh wait, they’re not Gophers. They look pretty disappointed.)


(B pats Sammy’s shoulders to reassure her)


Sammy: (Doesn’t look cheered up) “Amy is going to use this against me for sure… ugh…”


(At that note the Killer Bass arrive. Instinctively they notice the Gophers overall happy demeanor… and that two of their teammates are standing there. They arrived, but not as a full team before the Gophers did)


Tom - “Uh… this doesn’t look very fetch…”


Amy - “Samey! I KNEW IT!” (She is pissed off at her sister….as usual) “You and your fat friend spent the entire night making us lose the challenge! I should’ve known you’d do that! I mean, for real, I can’t count on you to do one thing for me, can I? You didn’t even bring us any food back at all!”


Sugar: (Holding what looks like a bag of marshmallows) “Humph! I was going to give this to you and say they werez from these two but ya’ fat shaming! So HECK NO!” (She keeps them to herself and munches on them, leering at Amy)


Sammy: (Feeling slightly surprised by Sugar’s defense, she still cowers before her sister’s rage) W-well if you hadn’t s-sent us to go LOOK for food… we could’ve been staying with the team. Besides, even if we did stay together… t-the Gophers got here first! Nothing would’ve changed! So don’t say I made you lose!


Cody - “She has a poi-”


Amy - “It was your CHOICE to follow my orders and go out looking for food! I was just suggesting that as something you could do to get some exercise and lose some weight or something, I dunno, your thighs were always bigger than mine.” (Sammy gasps at her saying that) “Anyway, there is no way you can somehow turn this around and make the cause of this failure, because I’m not, you are! You you you you YOU.”


(As the fireworks unfold, and Blaineley is actually really enjoying herself, Tom and Jen give each other knowing looks. They seem to have something in the works involving tonight’s elimination.)


Sammy: W-whatever! All I want to do now is take a shower! You can’t keep pushing the blame on others Amy! Maybe you’re right this time but the way you treat others overall is APPALLING… and I can do more cartwheels than you. (Does a ‘humph’ motion with her head and walks off)


LeShawna - (Does sassy finger snaps) “You just got burned!”


Amy - (Is shocked at being stood up to)


CONFESSIONAL ------------> Amy - “WHERE did she get in her head that she could just stand up to me like that?!..........UGH, that B and those Gophers! They must have filled her mind with all these thoughts that she’s some special snowflake comparable to me! I’m going to make them and Samey wish they never did that!”


CONFESSIONAL ------------> Courtney- “Well thanks to that, I’m officially off the chopping block AND safe. Question is though… who to eliminate? Amy does seem like the more formidable competitor… ‘formidable’ being the operative word here as she’s a formidable MENACE. Keeping her around would keep the target off my back though and B’s too smart to let go of early. Sammy is kind of meek but I better get some other opinions before I make a game-ruining mistake. That’s why you make lists in life.”


CONFESSIONAL ------------> B - (Silent as always, he does look genuinely worried for his safety. As well as Sammy’s safety. He fears that this elimination ceremony is not going to go well.)


(After that we go back to the campers, with things quieting down, Blaineley takes her chance to speak to the Bass)


Blaineley - “Well Bass, as you already basically guessed, you guys have lost your third challenge on this show, and will be voting someone off tonight. Feel free to take as much time as you need in deciding who that person will be. And yes, I do advise you all to take showers while you do that. Also, while I’m at it, the Screaming Gophers also win a reward for winning this challenge! A visit to the island’s own personal tuck shop!”


(The Gophers cheer once more at the reward they’ve received, and run off to enjoy said reward)


(The Bass team just has that look to their faces. Except Dave, he made a beeline straight for the showers as soon as he could)


[NIGHT TIME - PRE ELIMINATION CEREMONY]


(We then cut to nighttime, at the campgrounds. However, we’re not at the elimination ceremony yet. Instead, the Bass team is lined up outside of the confessional with the intention of casting their votes inside the confessional)


(None of these confessionals are actually shown, but: )


(Courtney exits first and casually heads for the campfire pit afterwards)


(Cody follows after Courtney)


(Then goes Dave)


(Tom and Jen cast their votes together. Upon exiting, they hi-five one another and pursue Dave.)


(B is after the two. He is silent about it and has hands in his pockets as he follows them after finishing)


(Brick appears very nervous as he steps into the confessional. Amy smirks to herself as he exits the confessional, clearly having gotten Brick on her side)


(Amy lets Sammy, oddly enough, go in before herself. This makes Sammy curious and raise an eyebrow, but she doesn’t question it. When Sammy exists, then it’s Amy’s turn)


(Amy’s confessional actually is shown)


CONFESSIONAL -----------> Amy - “Scaring that soldier boy into submission was so easy. He’s such a wimp! But still, just to make sure the right person goes home tonight I might have to turn to more drastic measures…….” (Confessional ends there)


[ELIMINATION CEREMONY #5]


(We then cut to the elimination ceremony. There is a flock of loons flying over the horizon against the moonlit sky, there is a shark swimming in whatever lake surrounds the island, the bear and sasquatch families are using the fallen tree to tree and construct a new home for themselves, and there is a rave party being held by a large grouping of tree squirrels in some tree. However, most importantly there is a campfire ceremony going on. It is being hosted by Blaineley this time around, since Chris did the last one. The Bass team is yet again sitting in front of her, all of them either having blank expressions, scared expressions, or annoyed expressions on their faces. One of them has a devious expression.)


Blaineley - “Greetings, Killer Bass, now, I assume you all know the rules by now. On this plate are marshmallows. If I call your name, you get a marshmallow. Whoever doesn’t get a marshmallow is the loser of this episode and will have to report to the dock of shame, get a ride on the boat of losers, and of course, leave the island forever. Now, you ready?”


(Groaning is heard in response)


Blaineley - “I’ll just take that as a yes.”


(She then begins calling out their names)


Blaineley - “Tom”


Tom - (Squeals of happiness and dashes up to get his symbol of safety)


Blaineley - “....and Jen!”


Jen - (Has the exact same response to it as Tom)


(Now only Cody, Dave, Brick, B, Courtney, Sammy and Amy haven’t received marshmallows)


Blaineley - (She takes the time to pause a little bit before revealing this one) “Cody AND Dave!”


(Both Cody and Dave sigh in relief before getting up to get their marshmallows)


(Now only Brick, B, Courtney, Sammy and Amy remain as the bottom five)


(Blaineley takes a little bit more time with building up to this one, but not too much extra time)


Blaineley - “Brick, you’re safe!”


Brick - (Though more nervous than previous eliminations, he still salutes and marches up to receive his marshmallow)


(Bottom Four - Courtney, B, Sammy and Amy)


(Once again, the dramatic pause that Blaineley employs for reason of asthetics is a bit longer than the previous one)


Blaineley - “............................Courtney!”


Courtney - (She is initially surprised, but sighs of relief  and rushes up to get her marshmallow)


(Bottom Three - Sammy, Amy and B)


(B and Sammy are both concerned for their safety, while Amy oddly enough has a calm, uncaring look to her face, as if she already knows the outcome of this elimination)


Blaineley - “Sammy, Amy, B. You three are the last three without a marshmallow. Pretty soon, it will be two. Then, whoever is the last one, will be eliminated from the competition and can never, ever, come back! Now, the one who has managed to remain safe of you three right now is…………………….”


(This pause goes on for some time, as usual, but is still not THE dramatic pause of the episode)


Blaineley - “.............................................................Sammy!”


(Sammy gasps in surprise, looks around, sees Blaineley is being serious, and gets her marshmallow)


(B is now even more nervous. Much of the team remains confident, though Amy remains confident as well. This could be what makes B so nervous)


Blaineley - “Amy, B. It’s come down to you two. On this plate now, is the final marshmallow of the evening.Whoever gets this marshmallow, is safe from elimination. Whoever does not, is eliminated from the competition. Now, shall I reveal to you who is eliminated? Well, not like you have a choice anyway.”


B - (Says nothing, due to his silent nature)


Amy - “Please do, get this over with!”


Blaineley - “Alright……..the person who must walk the dock of shame and board of the boat of losers tonight is……………………………………………………….”
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Blaineley - “B!”


(Courtney, Tom, Jen, Cody, Dave and Sammy all vasp in shock at that being revealed. Amy just casually walks up and receives her marshmallow like what just happened was, well, nothing.)


Blaineley - “Wow, you know, even I’m a bit surprised by this outcome!”


Courtney - “But….but, that’s not right!”


Tom & Jen - “We didn’t vote B off!”


Sammy - “I would never vote B off!”


Cody & Dave - “Never!”


Brick - (He stays silent, bowing his head down in shame, even)


Amy - “Oh well. He’s been voted off, and that’s that. You all will just have to deal with it I suppose.”


Courtney - “You did something, and I’m going to find out what!”


Amy - “You wish. I only voted him off! Is that a crime?”


Courtney - (Glares angrily at her, beyond suspicious)


Blaineley - (She checks a watch she suddenly has on her wrist) “Oh would you look at the time, I’m sorry B, but you better get going now.”


B - (He looks sad, bows his head in silence as he begins walk off)


Sammy - “Bye, B!”


(Her and the rest of the team waived him bye except for Amy. B turns around and returns the wave)


(This, however, annoys Amy before long)


Amy - “Ugh, come on, GET OFF THE ISLAND YOU FAT [BLEEP]!”


(There is a short pause after she said that)


(The pause is broken when she is pelted with marshmallows by her team members)


Amy - “Ow!”


(B at that point is shown taking the rest of his walk down the dock of shame, onto the boat of losers, and finally on his way off of the island and out of the competition. It is, unfortunately, finished. B is officially out of the competition)


(As such, we go directly to Blaineley as she kicks off the sign-off for the episode)


Blaineley - “Well, that finishes off yet another excting episode of Total Drama Island! How was B voted off despite his team claims he wasn’t? Will Amy get Sammy back under her thumb or will Sammy continue being independent? Will there be any couples on this island at all? Find out next time, on Total Drama Island!”


[END EPISODE - GOODBYE, B]


[BONUS CONFESSIONAL]


(The bonus confessional of this episode is an extension of Amy’s last confessional, in which it’s revealed she pulled out the ballot box where the votes are kept, found a crowbar somehow, and used it to pry open the box and rig the votes to get B eliminated. She snickers evilly before closing the ballot box back up. She took the time to change everyone’s voteto B too.)


[BONUS CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Chapter Text

(Like in the previous episode, this one opens up on the Dock of Shame, in broad daylight. Of the two hosts of the show, it is Chris McLean and not Blaineley who is standing on the dock to give out the obligatory recap of the previous episode)

Chris McLean - "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" (Clips from the previous episode are shown as he summarizes the events of it) “The campers’ mission was to spend the night out in the woods, and it had varying results! There was a vicious assault over Pizza, there were scary tunnels, there were cougars, and there were even bears! Needless to say, it took a while for anyone to have any kind of sleep at all. The Killer Bass ultimately returned to their spot as the loser team with Samey and B caused their team to fail. Samey denied Amy’s observation that she caused the team’s failure, but in the end B was eliminated due to, well, I’m sure Amy just convinced the team B’s time had come because we here at Total Drama Island would never just allow someone to rig the votes or anything…...ANYWAY” (we then cut back to him being physically appearing on the dock) “With the silent wonder gone, will the Bass team cope? Will they accept Amy as their leader? Will they win or will they lose? Find out tonight, on TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!”

[RECAP OVER, CUE INTRO SEQUENCE]

[INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL]

 Announcer - "Tonight, on an all new episode of the Zaury Show."

Zaury - (Interview two blurred out figures) "So, this person has harassed you online for what now?"

Blurred Figure #1 - "Eliminating her OC in a fanfiction."

Blurred Figure #2 - "Writing a story featuring her fave character dying."

Zaury - "And, can you describe the harassment?"

Blurred Figure #1 - "Death threats, doxing, attempting to murder my dog...."

Blurred Figure #2 - "Setting fire to my car, Rape threats."

Zaury - "And no apologies at all? Not any sort of apology or attempt to compromise?"

Both Blurred Figures - "No."

Zaury - (Has this face on him)

Anouncer - "And then......"

(Maria Susan suddenly returns on-screen when a preview of her screaming, cursing and ranting like a maniac while being held back by security is shown)

Announcer - "Coming up next, on TDN. The Drama Network."

[COMMERCIAL ENDS]

(The episode begins with suddenly dramatic and tense music. We can see all the Killer Bass gathered around the same campfire ceremony at night but this time Sammy and Amy are sitting side by side and facing the rest of the team. Sammy looks a bit scared and sad while Amy looks extremely over it. The rest of the Killer Bass have expressions that range from confusion to frustration to icy glares towards the twins, especially in Courtney and Brick’s cases)

CONFESSIONAL ---------> Tom: (He and Jen are surprisingly in the confessional together) “Ok, last night was like SUCH a hot mess! B went home instead of Amy and Amy gloated about it like she was in control. Like honey, you weren’t.”
Jen: “Apparently Courtney thinks she rigged the votes somehow as she was the last person to arrive at the campfire ceremony and we confirmed that a majority voted for Amy. That’s so underhanded you could be burying treasure!” (Gives a stupefied expression)
Tom: “So we all decided to hold a team meeting… ok mostly Courtney did but Brick actually supported her. When the clashing principles of leadership are in agreement, you know something big is going doooooooown.”

Courtney: (With a cold tone) “Well, I think you both should know precisely why you are in the defendant’s seat. Amy. Sammy. It’d be in your best interests to listen to what we have to say and react accordingly.”

Sammy - “I, I didn’t do anything.”

Amy - “Yes you did! Infact, honestly you guys should be the defendants! You have been nothing but ungrateful to my leadership!”

Courtney - “Your ‘leadership’ got rid of one of our brainiacs! In fact, is that how you intend to win this competition? Cheating us out like a weasel by switching the votes every ceremony? Once my lawyers take this show seriously that’ll no longer be an option.”

Cody- “Wait… I don’t think we have phones to call them though.”

Courtney- (Caught off-guard by the correction) “... W-well no but they’ve been watching my progress and should know how unfair this is!”

Amy - (All smug) “Do you idiots even have any evidence that I cheated at all? Aside from just thinking I did!”

Jen - (Pointing) “Yes! Me, Tom, Courtney, and Sammy can confirm we voted for you to go home. Brick confessed to voting off B, you obviously voted for him too for some unfashionable reason, and Cody admitted he also voted off you over Sammy.” (Sammy smiles at the support)

Amy - “Maybe you all just think you voted off B, but in reality, you voted off someone else! Like, that, Miranda effect or whatever.”

Dave - “Mandela Effect?”

Amy - “Whatever!”

Brick- (Visibly disappointed) “I would’ve never purposely sabotaged a cadet like this Amy. If you wanted to vote him off fair and square you should’ve done the hard work and campaign for his elimination instead of resorting to dirty tricks. It makes you seem untrustworthy”

Amy - “And there is the root of the problem! You think I’m untrustworthy, when really you need to accept that without me, we would have lost every challenge and been done by more people than just three!”

Tom- “Girl, it’s obvious you have issues, and these issues are costing us these challenges. You and your sis, no offense Sammy, can’t get along and you take it too far and that makes us lose focus. Forget the trustworthiness, you are just extra baggage.”

Amy - “Baggage? B and his fat [BLEEP] was the extra baggage! I’m the only one on this team who’s even worth keeping around! Besides, you need to accept it that B was sent home because he dared to make Samey think she was better than me! He deserved to go.”

Sammy- “SAMMY certainly doesn’t curse as much as you though that’s for sure.” (She gives a rebellious frown at Amy)

Courtney- “Believe me, I also think that Sammy is arguably less of a stronger competitor than you are Amy.” (Sammy looks very hurt at this and even Tom, Jen, and Cody look to Courtney with some displeasure at her bluntness) “So, we’re giving you and your sister one last chance before one of you IS going home for sure should we lose anytime soon.” (Folds arms) “And don’t think you’re going to be the last one to vote again Amy.”

Amy - “Are you people all deaf or are you all blind?!”

Sammy- “W-what do you have in mind…?”

Brick - “You two need to make amends or there’s a very likely chance you will be split up.”

Amy - “Good! It’s about time you people come to your senses and agree Sammy needs to go!”

Jen- “YOU are also up for elimination Amy so don’t push it. Or if you’re going to be this determined to bother us, focus that on the challenges instead.” (She’s clearly Team Sammy)

CONFESSIONAL ----------> Amy - “Why am I surrounded by nothing but idiots on this team?!”

CONFESSIONAL ----------> Dave- “Honestly it was in my best interests to stay out of this ‘twingate’ incident…….Wow, look at me… I’m totally over Sky…………” (The look on his face is questionable)

CONFESSIONAL ----------> Sammy- “Is this good news that the team is at least recognizing Amy’s a homewrecking bully or is it bad news that I am one of the team’s main targets? Or is it even worse news that she got rid of B in an unfair way and might do the same to me if it comes down to it…?” (She fidgets nervously)

(Just then, some noises can be heard coming from another direction when the scene goes back to the Bass team meeting. The Bass turn to the noise)

(All of a sudden, it’s revealed the nose was actually the Screaming Gophers coming back from their reward. For reference the SG team is made up of Heather, Emma, Noah, Mike, Duncan, Brody, Sugar, LeShawna, and Crimson)

Courtney - “What do you guys want?”

Duncan - “Well we…I mean they, thought that you guys could use a little something to feel better after all that happened…….that and uh…..I dunno.”

(LeShawna’s carrying a plate of Jell-O….it’s green and has a gummy worm in it. Mike is also holding some small snacks too)

(Courtney is visibly disgusted with the Jell-O)

Courtney - “Well, uh, thanks. I guess.”

Mike - (Scratches his back) “You all seem pretty tense… um… what should we talk about to unwind a bit?”

Amy - “Like I could possibly unwind around Samey over here.” (Sammy grits her teeth in frustration)

Jen - “Well, I heard the most happening thing to do at social gatherings is to talk about our deepest personality traits. So maybe something we can all relate with like our greatest fears.

Mike - “That sounds like a great idea to me!”

CONFESSIONAL ----------> Emma - “I don’t know why or how, but for someone at that point we all sat around together and started talking about our fears. Even me. It was weird.”

Sugar- (In the middle of said discussion) “So help me if that fluffy pixie dust Dawn steals MY wiz’, I… I’d quit! L-like… that’s beyond losin’ my pageant title! He’s SO precious to me!”

LeShawna - “Girl, trust me, you just best keep Spiders AWAY from me! I don’t like them eight-legged lil monsters! Not one bit!”

Dave - “Ick! They are slimy! Gross… disgusting… vulgar! I can’t stand being dirty… i-it always makes me paranoid of getting dirty.” (Wipes his sleeves)

Crimson - (Flatly, having not said her fear yet) “You could take a shower…”

Dave - “THE GERMS COULD GET IN ME!” (Looks genuinely panicked. Cody holds onto his right arm to calm him down and Courtney and Amy rolls her eyes, unimpressed)

Amy- “Try being my sister for the day! Blegh!” (Cringes)

Sammy- “Same here honestly…” (Under her breath) “witch.”

Heather - “Well I’m not really scared of anything, but I’ve never really liked Sumo Wrestlers. I’m not really scared of them though.”

Sugar- “Ain’t you asian though? You seem like you’d be all over em.”

(Heather and Emma both don’t know whether or not to claim ‘racist’ on that)

CONFESSIONAL --------------> Brick: “Everyone was really getting into it! Tom and Jen admitted they were afraid of bad fashions, Brody hates hail, Mike said he was afraid of gophers, Noah disclosed dodgeball left a bit of a haunting impression of him, and I... “ (Face falls flat and looks a bit meek) “Admitted I was a bit afraid of the dark…” (Just then the Confessional goes dark and we can only see Brick’s eyes) “Mommy…”

Cody - “........having to defuse a time bomb under pressure.”

Emma - “Uh… c-can we pass on sharing my fear? It’s kind of a personal topic to me…”

Heather - (A little harshly) “Don’t be a baby when everyone else shared their fears whether they liked it or not. As I obviously did NOT.” (Leers at Sugar)

Emma- “...” (Takes a deep breath and for once looks genuinely insecure) “Ok… a few months before I signed up for this show… I got dumped by my boyfriend at the time.”

(There is a genuine silence as people look to Emma with shock, sympathy, surprise, or blankness after this revelation. Noah in particular looks the most sympathetic)

Emma- “It was horrible… I got stood up on a date and then he dumped me by text… I didn’t even see him again. It left me in a terrible rut and kind of tormented me. Ok, it still does but I came here to move on. Still, I don’t think I’m ready to face him or another relationship again…”

CONFESSIONAL -------------> Noah - “I actually felt bad for Emma. It was one of the first times I felt genuine sympathy for someone……..what is happening to me on this show?........well, I was happy to know she was single…” (slight smile/grin)

Sammy- “Um… Duncan, what’s your fear? You and Crimson seem like the type who never get scared.”

Duncan - “You got that right. I ain’t scared of nothing!”

(Crimson is just deadpan silent)

Leshawna- “Come now! Even a green mohawked stringbean like you has got to have some fears. Prison alone would scare the socks off any innocent fool.”

Duncan - “Well not me! Duncan’s don’t get scared.”

Heather- “Cough it up Duncan, you have all to lose by not being cooperative with the team.” (Still bitter over having her confession ridiculed)

Courtney - “Well I’m with Duncan on this, I mean, when you really boil down to it, there are some people who are fearless.” (The whole time she’s glanced over at the green jell-O)

Amy- “Oh please! Why are you staring so cowardly at a dessert then C.I.DON’T!”

Courtney - “I am not! I’m just, well………”

Duncan - “Yeah, right, like you don’t have a fear.”

Courtney - “You know what? I’ll admit mine if you admit yours.”

(Suddenly everyone is looking at Duncan. He gets nervous but eventually has to admit it)

Duncan - (He mumbles something underneath his breath that’s barely audible)

Mike- “Can you please speak up?”

Duncan - (Still a bit quieter) “Celine Dion music store standees.”

Cody (A bit mockingly) - “Exsqueeze me? I didn’t quite catch that.”

Duncan - “Celine Dion music store standees okay?”

Emma - “......seriously?”

Noah - “Wow. I have no comment.” (Smirks)

(Duncan just glares at him. Even Courtney snickers a little)

Sugar- (Missing the point for better or for worse) “I sang one of her songs for a pageant! I hope to be as famous as that hillbilly some day!”

Heather- “You’d be lucky to be as famous as the standee.”

Sugar - (Looks very irritated)

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Sugar: (Shaking her fists before folding her arms) “Thaaaaaaat tears it! Heather’s gonna go straight home back to the drag race she was meant to be on if Sugar has anything to say about it!” (Smiles optimistically) “Duncan’s on the right track! Talking in the first person is fun!”

Dave- “Soooo that leaves you Crimson.”

(Everyone stares at the mysterious Goth girl, eager to pry some more information from an all but unknown competitor. Crimson’s poker face does not fold though.)

Emma - “Are you going to say you’re not afraid of anything too?”

Crimson - “...” (No response)

Sugar- “You can open up to us honeybunch.”

Crimson- “...” (No response)

Brody- “Don’t worry dudette, we won’t tell a soul about-”

Crimson- (Speaking so suddenly some people actually flinch) “You forgot about Courtney.”

Courtney - (Doesn’t know how to respond to that, was hoping everyone would’ve forgotten)

Duncan - (Smug) “I did say mine.”

(Courtney still is thinking of a way out of this)

Cody - “It’s okay, Courtney, I won’t make fun of you for anything!” (Sheepish smile)

Courtney- “... Grr… this is going to look so bad on my resume…” (Folds her arms) “F-fine… my fear is-”

Noah - (Suddenly looks a bit concerned and cuts Courtney off) “In all honesty this is probably a good place to stop before we start disclosing strategies… it’s getting late.”

Courtney - “I agree with Noah! Let’s go back into our cabins!”

CONFESSIONAL --------------> Crimson: I have no fears… really… none. (Her poker face looks sturdy enough but her eyes slightly look over to the left. Apprehension maybe?)

CONFESSIONAL --------------> Noah: “It JUST Hit me. What the heck were we thinking just blurting out our fears… on NATIONAL T.V?” (Grimaces) “Tomorrow is going to be a hard day…”

[NEXT DAY - MESS HALL]

(We then cut to a scene in the mess hall during the following day, where all of the campers are, once more, gathered around each other on tables depending on which team they’re in)

(At first, everything is normal for the contestants, at least up to the inevitable point in which the two main hosts of the show, Chris and Blaineley, walk into the mess hall no doubt to kick off the week’s challenge)

Chris McLean - “Good morning Campers! I hope you all had a wonderful night sleep because today is challenge time!”

Noah - “Of course it is.”

Chris McLean - “But not just any challenge time! Today, it’s going to be…….”

Blaineley - “Phobia Factor! Based off another show that our producers decided to scrap because-”

Chris McLean - “The reason’s not important! What is important though is that Heather, you’re gonna report to the amphitheater today for SUMO TIME!”

Heather - (Startled, spits out drink……..right into LeShawna’s face)

LeShawna - (Angry glare as she opens her eyes)

Blaineley - “And as for our fashionable duo” (Turns to Tom and Jen) “You’ll get to be involved in our own kind of fashion show yourselves!”

(Tom and Jen are both visibly worried about that)

Noah - “You see, this is exactly why we need to never EVER talk about our fears on national television.”

Emma - “........I hate myself right now.”

Courtney - (Facedesks in frustration)

Chris McLean - “The basic rule is-”

Blaineley - “just conquer your fears and you get a point, fail to and you don’t. Whichever team has the most points wins! Whoever doesn’t, sends someone home.”

Chris McLean - (Offended at being interrupted) “What she said…...let’s get it started already.”

[CHALLENGE #1]

(Tom and Jen can be seen with Blaineley. Both of them look to one another, biting to a lip as they watch the hostess… pull out two shopping bags. The bags are covered in grime and have an obvious stench to them oozing from within the bag.)

CONFESSIONAL ----------------> Jen: With the fashion gods as my witness, I acknowledge there are a ton of different looks across the globe… just… there are some that are WAY better than others!! (Puts her hands to her face and looks desperate)

CONFESSIONAL ----------------> Tom - “It felt like I had just purchased a ton of knock-offs!I know that sounds like, nonsensical, but that’s what I felt like!”

(Tom and Jen can now be seen in their new looks… they consist of very conservative pieces… including a raccoon hat… that’s a literal live racoon, a big bushy and smelly fur coat with grime and stains on them, shredded jeans that were shredded in all the wrong places, and… bunny slippers. Even their natural glamour and beauty can’t save this look)

Jen- “M-maybe we’ll at least make the ‘worst dressed list’ and get some publicity?”

Tom- “I’d rather be caught with my pants off than being caught in this horrid trainwreck.”

Blaineley: “You can have them off anytime you want within the hour… but you’ll fail the challenge… and you’re team will not be pleased.” (Seems to be trying to stir the pot)

Jen- “Well we’re not going to be targeted anytime soon with the twins on the block… but this could come back to bite us if we don’t show our respect to all avenues of fashion…” (She and Tom look to one another in deep consideration)

Tom- “Ok… we’ll try to endure as long as we can. Just like… don’t show us to the public much ok?”

Blaineley- “Our cameras aren’t THAT selective so good luck.” (Tom and Jen head off) (Once they’re gone) “Though, some would beg to differ.”

[CHALLENGE #2]

(As Tom and Jen begin their challenge, we go to the Screaming Gophers at the amphitheater from the talent contestant. Heather is standing on the stage with Chris serving as the host of the Gophers’ challenges. Heather is shaking in fear because there is, of course, a sumo wrestler present for her part in the challenge too)

Sugar: (Clearly rooting for the Sumo Wrestler) “Yeah! Tackle that tranny to the dirt like Godzilla or whatever!”

Heather: (Eye twitches as she turns to face Sugar, briefly forgetting her fear) “… I will toast you like the marshmallow you WON’T have next elimination ceremony if you keep that up!”

Sugar: “More like the one yas won’t have because I’ll have eaten it like an egg roll! After all, I’m 100% woman, queenliness, and appetite!”

Heather - (Growls in anger at Sugar’s insults at her as well as continued accusations that she is a tranny)

Chris McLean - (Shrugs and rings a large gong that suddenly was there behind him. This signals that Heather’s challenge has officially begun)

(The Sumo Wrestler charges at Heather, though Heather, fueled by her anger at Sugar, tackles him first and off the ring, surprisingly enough given her weight compared to his huge girth. This surprises everyone, even Sugar who was rooting for the sumo)

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Heather: “Ok, totally honest here, even I didn’t think I was that strong. Huh, maybe anger really does give you more power.” (Smirks, clearly proud of herself)

(Either way, this counts as a point towards the Gophers as Heather was able to conquer her fear)

(Gophers - 1; Bass - 0)

[CHALLENGE #3]

(We then cut to Amy and Sammy sitting on a makeup chair at some other part of camp. Chef is dressed like a makeup salesperson and Blaineley is present to of course, introduce the girls to their challenge)

Blaineley: “Soooo are you ready to switch lives and identities for the day? El la Freaky Friday?” (Holds up some foundation and a makeup brush)

Amy and Sammy: “No!” (They turn to each other)

Amy: “Shut it!”

Sammy: “Quiet!” (After saying those lines at the same time, the two twins pout) ...

Blaineley - (She signals to Chef to apply the make-up, and he does so. Not much is really changed about them. Amy’s mole, or beauty mark, is covered up and a fake one is put on Sammy’s cheeks)

(They both continue pouting about this)

Blaineley - “Now remember, you have to ACT like each other too, to make it genuine. Otherwise it wouldn’t be fair at all now would it?”

Amy & Sammy - “What?!”

CONFESSIONAL ------------> Sammy - “You know, I think I might enjoy this……”

CONFESSIONAL ------------> Amy - (Screams in agony) “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Blaineley: “For one hour, like Tom and Jen. Startingggggg now!” (Countdown begins)

Amy: “That… is… so… sickingly… disgustingly… dirtily… endearing.” (Bares a fairly fake smile)

Sammy: “Ick! You’re such a softie SAMEY. Get a life!” (She is smiling a bit too big, satisfied at this moment of vengeance. Amy seethes but tries to look hurt)

[CHALLENGE #4]

(Before the beginning of the next challenge, or perhaps that one won’t be announced, we cut to the Gophers walking near the campgrounds. Walking next to each other is LeShawna and Sugar, and it doesn’t take long for Sugar to start talking)

Sugar: “Hey! Shawna? Can you come over here for a sec?”

Leshawna: “What the…? Since when were you talkin’ to someone not named Heather?” (Sugar tugs on Leshawna’s arm strongly) “Hey!”

(Ultimately the two fiercely real female competitors are at the Confessional Booth. The one place they figure that nobody else can be as everyone else is with Chris)

Leshawna: “Gurl, I know you have a lot of gut, guts, and guts on top of guts but why you got to drag people and their names through the mud constantly?”

Sugar: (Seriously) “We are out of the fruit loop Leshawna. Don’t you see? Heather and her tranny followers are running the game on this here side!”

Leshawna: (Baffled, she raises an eyebrow but doesn’t look resistant to hearing more about it) “Say what now?”

Sugar: “Think about it! Why is it that the boys don’t do anythin’ to call out on Heather’s actions and obviously fake proportions? She’s seduced them like some kinda’ nutty enchantress thing from the black lagoon. The last person eliminated was a girl after all! She could be targeting us next because she’s envious of our real beauty!”

Leshawna: (A bit annoyed with Sugar’s ridiculous logic) “Dawn went home because you was calling her a ‘rival’ for your wizard. Didn’t you admit as much last night?”

Sugar: “... W-well she was gonna! Anyways, I say we form an alliance and get Heather out before she realizes there’s another power runnin’ this here game! We’re both large and in charge so what do you say?” (She looks excited)

CONFESSIONAL ------------> LeShawna - “Now I don’t really know Sugar all too well just yet, but what the heck, I don’t like Heather much either. Only girl worse than her is Amy.”

Leshawna: (A little more understanding) “Well… if we’re going to pull this off, we’re going to have to get more allies. Emma and Crimson for one thing… and maybe we can get one of the guys so we’ll have a numbers advantage.”

Sugar: (Giddy, she runs over and hugs Leshawna) “YES! YES, YES, YES! The tranny will be going home for good! Thanks a ton Leshawna! You could be Miss Ghetto Fabulous any day of the week!”

Leshawna: (Stupefied) “Girl, what kind of messed up pageants have you been through?”

Sugar: (Takes Leshawna around her shoulder and they begin to walk away from the Confessional Booth) “Well my first ever pageant started at age 5…”

(However, when they are out of the scene, the confessional booth door opens to reveal someone was in there listening in on them the whole time. MIKE. Heather’s alliance mate.)

CONFESSIONAL ------------> Mike - (Gulps) “Oh no. Heather’s not going to like having another alliance on the island! I should tell her, but, LeShawna’s a pretty nice person too. I dunno what to do sometimes……”

(After that point, we see LeShawna and Sugar walking some more, at least, until Chef dressed up like a Spider appears out of the bushes, makes LeShawna scream in terror and run away. Chef ‘chases’ her by basically walking after her)

(This counts as a failure)

[CHALLENGE #5]

(Mike has failed his challenge, having climbed up into a tree and shaking in a fetal position instead of facing the gophers head on. No point for Gophers)

CONFESSIONAL ------------> Mike - (In fetal position) “Gary the Gopher…...so…...scary…….”

[CHALLENGE #6]

(Brick fails his challenge of sitting in pitch darkness for 30 minutes…...he crashes straight through the door screaming his head off out of terror. Courtney facepalms)

[CHALLENGE #7]

(Noah fails his fear when he gets pelted with dodgeballs in the dodgeball court and knocked unconscious. Pretty simple defeat, really.)

[CHALLENGE #8]

(Brody’s challenge starts when he is laying on a beach chair minding his own business, on, well, the beach. He is relaxing and minding his own business, when a storm cloud forms over him. He looks up and sees it, is surprised, and then starts being pelted with…...hail. He screams in terror and flees into the sea. Pretty much a failure for all these guys.)

(A distance a way, Chris is operating a machine making this happen somehow, him and Chef are laughing about it)

[CHALLENGE #9]

(Dave is next and he does NOT look comfortable. There’s a pool filled with mud and dirt and branches and slop. It’s a germaphobe’s nightmare. His teammates watch anxiously.]

Blaineley:” … Can’t say I envy you kid.” (Tries to pat Dave on the back but he shakes it off) “You just need to jump into this and get out completely dirty. “

Dave: (Looks like he may have a panic attack) “B-but…! The dirt and grime… filthy and revolting… I’ll never get it out of my system again…! First S-Sky and now this…?!! I… I-”

Cody - “Hey, Dave, it’s okay!”

Dave - “No it’s not!”

Cody - “You can always just take a shower after…...and get all clean again, it’s nothing! Do it for the team!”

Dave- “.............” (He stares between his teammates and the pool. He could be seen as weak for not conquering this fear.) “......... m… maybe… if Sky’s watching...”

Cody - “Yeah, just think, what would Sky do?”

Dave- “She’d… take her spot.” (He stands on the edge of the pool) “Then… she’d gracefully leap into the pool…” (With incredibly bravery, he jumps up, performs a flip, and leaps into the pool of filth)

(A few moments later… he emerges with a heaving breath, covered in mud and slime and quickly climbs out of the pool, wiping his eyes but trying not to shake off any of the uncleanliness off his body)

Blaineley - “Wow. I’m surprised he did it…..”

Cody - “There ya go!”

(The Killer Bass members also cheer, having become familiar with his fear of uncleanliness and proud to see him overcome it.)

Dave - “J-just give me the point and directions to the shower already!” (Is cringing but does seem to smile a bit at the support he’s receiving)

CONFESSIONAL ---------> Dave - (Is still obsessively scrubbing his body to clean it) “I only did that for Sky! She’s my girl! All mine! I’d do anything for her!”

(Maybe not the healthiest habit is developing but Dave did overcome his fear. A point is given to the Killer Bass)

(Gopher- 1, Bass- 1)

[GOPHERS]

(We then cut to some of the Gopher members, namely Mike and Heather as Mike walks up to Heather with something to tell her, obviously)

Mike - “Heather..”

Heather - “What is it now? Gopher got your tongue?”

Mike - (Blushing slightly) “Well, I thought you’d like to know-”

Heather - “Know what?” (Puts her hands on her hips)

Mike - “That LeShawna and Sugar have formed an alliance…...I overheard them talking about it…..heheh.”

Heather- “...How did those two hippopotamuses combine their intellect, no, STUPIDITY, to try to go against me?” (Looks furious)

Mike - “................I dunno…..”

Heather- “Humph, it was inevitable I suppose. I look forward to crushing porky and the tacky weave-bearing loudmouth under my foot.” (Smiles)

(Mike just nervously smiles and has no idea how to actually respond)

Heather- “...” (Frowns) “Mike, you have got to give me some material to work with. Maybe WHY you decided to rat them out?”

Mike - “Well, I, uhhh………….you offered to take me to the Final 3 and they didn’t?”

Heather - (Suddenly she feels… suspicious of Mike. His passiveness is not something she expected.) “Yeah I did… why did you accept? What do you intend to do when you get to the finals?”

Mike - “Well, um, what do you expect me to do in the finals? What did you expect me and Zeke to do when you asked us?”

Heather- (Channeling Noah level sass) Cheerlead. (Shakes her head) “Ugh, never mind… you did well today Mike. Wait on further commands ok? Those two she-beasts are not getting away with this.” (Walks away stoically)

CONFESSIONAL ---------> Mike - “Mom did always used to tell me that I should listen to what women and girls tell me to do……….she was much meaner than Heather though……”

CONFESSIONAL ----------> Heather- “I picked Ezekiel because he seemed homely, easily attached to others, and dopey… and then he turned out to be sexist. Mike I chose because he seemed honest, desperate for attention or some sort of progress in this game, and he was stupidly loyal.” (Slightly uncertain) “That hasn’t changed… and it’s starting to make me wonder why he’s like that.” (Thoughtfully) “Still, I have MUCH bigger fish to be frying with this information.”

[45 MINUTES LATER - KILLER BASS]

(Tom and Jen can be seen walking around, looking nervous and uncomfortable. The racoons on their head have engaged in a shouting match at one another, driving them slightly crazy but they are holding on.)

Jen: “Suddenly I feel the need to protect the forests so that these like animals don’t end up becoming angry accessories.”

Tom: “Like totally.”

Jen - “I mean, no animal deserves to become something that looks THIS BAD.”

Tom- “Let alone this neglected. Like this show has already changed my perspective SO much already!”

Jen- “I know, never thought I’d meet such a great, fashionable friend with impeccable taste.”

Tom- “Me too…” (They smile at one another. It’s clear their friendship has allowed them to endure this trial together.)

(Meanwhile… a certain LACK of kinship is causing a whole different take on the trials. Namely, between Amy and Sammy who are being Sammy and Amy.)

(Amy is about to crack as during the entire day Sammy has been basically her and has been giving her a taste of her own medicine, so to speak)

Sammy- “Stand behind my shadow SAMEY, that way maybe no one will have to see how embarrassing you look.”

Amy - (Her eyes are twitching, she can’t take much more)

Sammy- “You’re not moving.” (Taps her foot and folds her arms)

Amy - (She starts gritting her teeth at this point)

Sammy: “Wow, you can’t even listen to directions anymore. You’ve got some nerve trying to rebel against ME. I’m obviously the better twin.” (Gestures to herself smugly)

Amy - “THAT’S IT! I’M DONE WITH THIS! I DON’T CARE IF WE LOSE! YOU ARE SO TERRIBLE AT BEING ME! YOU LIE WHEN I DO NOTHING BUT TELL THE TRUTH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! COULD YOU EVEN BE A WORSE ACTOR AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING YOU USELESS SACK OF NOTHING!”

Sammy- “Oh my GAGS you can’t even complete a challenge! Getting lost in the woods like a doofus, it was obvious I had to eliminate B or you’d be even MORE distracted. (Being Amy has given her greater confidence to retaliate against her sister in a smart way)

Blaineley: (Arriving on the scene) “And it looks like one twin has tapped out, but will the other make it?” (Amy wipes the makeup off her face in a fury)

Amy - “That’s NOT fair! If I tap out, she should be disqualified immediately too!

Blaineley: “Uh no darling, she has her own fears and you have yours. Plus do you REALLY want to sabotage your team?” (She’s smug as well)

Amy - “Have you seen how my team treats me? They’d deserve it if they take HER side!”

Blaineley: “Rules are rules and if Sammy keeps up the act of pretending to be you for 15 more minutes she succeeds. Don’t blame me if you can’t be a bit more patient than your sister.”

Amy - “UGH!” (Pouts like a spoiled brat)

Sammy - (Blows a raspberry at Amy and proudly and somewhat triumphantly walks away)

[CHALLENGE #10]

(We then cut to Cody’s challenge, a time bomb attached to some garbage cans that he is expected to somehow defuse in time before they explode. He has a very visibly scared expression to his face as he faces his challenge)

[CHALLENGE #11]

Chris: (Extreme close-up of his face) Before we start our next challenge I got some big news for you Total Drama fans! For a special cameo appearance courtesy of yours truly, and because Sugar has a very oddly specific fear, we brought back returning campers… Leonard AAAAAAND Dawn!

(The camera pulls away to reveal… a totally out of place scene on an island. There’s a fanciful wedding altar complete with a heart-shaped stand covered in bouquets and Chris dressed in a fancy suit. On opposite ends in front of the altar are Leonard and Dawn… in their normal clothes. Budget was cheap for this part of the challenge apparently. Even more comedically, there’s proper seating and every competitor who’s finished or not doing their challenge or under a time limit are in the audience as is Sugar.)

Dawn: (To the camera) “Earthmother please do not misunderstand this… this is merely a brief period of exploitation for the sake of funds to protect the earth.”

Leonard: “I was paid in dragon coins!”

Sugar: (Squealing excitedly, naively not realizing what this means yet) “WIZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!”

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Heather: (Rolling her eyes and groaning in disgust) “Ugh, you’d think by that scream that she had won the $100,000. But nope, it’s just her and her incredibly weird tastes in men.”

Chris: “Without further ado, let us commence this ceremony… Leonard… do you-

Leonard: “Hold it! Chris, you must say ‘Dost thou Lady Dawn taketh thee-”

Sugar: (Triggered) “Hold up! Wizard! What’re saying?! You’re not going to… marry… that… FLOOZY?!”

Dawn: “In accordance to your increasingly volcanic aura. No, this is just-”

Sugar: (Ignorant) “I KNEW YOU WAZ AFTER HIM! Well that ain’t gonna fly like a white guy by me…!” (She leaps up from her seat and runs over to the altar)

(Dawn cowers in total fear while Leonard still seems to be in the middle of lecturing Chris in how to properly make wizardly wedding vows. Chris though looks panicked)

Chris: (Muttering with each word becoming increasingly louder) “Bad idea, bad idea, BAD IDEA!”

(Sugar grabs Chris by his neck and starts strangling him Homer Simpson style.)

Sugar: “CANCEL THIS HERE WEDDING NOW!”

Chris: “Ack.. u-uncle… uncle… y-you over… ack… it… SECURITY…!”

(Chef runs over and manages to restrain Sugar off of Chris as Dawn looks very relieved to have not been Sugar’s target and Leonard’s… still lecturing. Oddly enough most of the audience cheers, maybe a bit glad someone harmed Chris a bit as he has been pretty rough on them so far. Best. Canceled. Wedding. EVER!)

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Dawn: “Now me and Leonard have been sworn to secrecy regarding our current whereabouts buuuut just now that we are all safe and meditating peacefully in an is-... realm… y-yes realm away from this dispiriting place.”

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Sugar: “I’m sad the wizard couldn’t stay but seeing him again reignited a spit fire in my heart! Heather is a gawrner, the wizard’s heart will be mine for sure, and the $100,000 pageant title will grace my name! WHOO!” (Raises her arms in celebration)

(Gophers: 2 Bass: 1)

[CHALLENGE #12]

(We then cut to Duncan’s challenge, which is being done by the Gophers not long after the last challenge. He is facing a music store standee of Celine Dion. Why he has this fear will not be touched on in this episode or scene, so just accept this as his fear right now. He is visibly very disturbed for some reason at the sight before his eyes, and is scratching his arm out of nervousness)

(Despite being the ‘tough guy’ he can’t seem to bring himself to get up close to a cardboard standee)

Brody - “Come on, dude! She’s just made of cardboard, you can do this!”

(Interestingly, perhaps due to them sharing their fears together… sort of, Courtney walks over and seems to try to reassure him. Without any other Bass around, she’s in the clear.)

Courtney- “She’s pretty, she’s nice… and honestly she’s gotten older than the last time I saw her.”

Duncan - “Yeah, so?”

Courtney - “Look, I know you can do this. If Dave jumped into a pile of dirty slop you can easily hug a wooden musical icon. I mean if anything she could be watching this and be flattered by your appreciation.”

Leshawna- (Confused) “Why you helpin’ girl? Unless…” (Smirks as she thinks she’s figured it out)

Courtney- (Pointing at Leshawna) “Hey! You should be helping him too. As a C.I.T. it’s my natural duty to counsel others!”

Heather- “And you do a piss poor job at that it seems seeing you’re down in points.” (Smirks)

Courtney- “Just wait till the others get done with theirs and we’ll see who’s in the lead.” (Clears throat) “So, think you can do this Duncan?”

Duncan - (Gulps) “I…...I think so.” (With a deep breathe he runs up to the standee, with slow-motion effects, and actually manages to face his fear by hugging it. His team cheers as they all get a point for this success)

Courtney: (She cheers excitedly and almost uncharacteristically, legs and arms raised) “Duncan! That was awesome!” (She runs over and hugs him)

Duncan: “Ha! I did it!” (There is a brief moment where there is Celine Dion music playing, until Courtney realizes what’s she’s doing and stops hugging Duncan)

(Gophers: 3, Bass: 1)

(All the while though, they are unaware Amy is actually peeking at the scene from behind… the standee. She is crouching down to avoid being hugged and what she’s smirking to herself)

CONFESSIONAL -------------> Amy: “No thanks to SAMEY I’m totally going to be boat-bait if our team loses this challenge. BUUUUUT if I find some dirt on my teammates that I can use to throw them under the bus, then that means I’ll get to stay another day. Plus considering SHE’S the one who put this ultimatum on us… why not target Courtney?” (Smiles unpleasantly.)

CONFESSIONAL -------------> Courtney: “For the record what I gave Duncan could clearly be classified as a ‘pity hug’.” (Does a finger motion) “He was clearly scared out of his mind and his team wasn’t offering proper support.” (Holds her hands to her heart) “I never knew a heart could beat that fast though…” (Closes her eyes and nods self-satisfied until she corrects herself) “Err, purely strategy.”

(Just then, there is an explosion in the distance, it distracts everyone to it)

Brody - “Woah, what was that?”

Chris McLean - “If I had to say, I’d guess Cody just blew himself up.”

(Meanwhile, Cody is now injured and covered in garbage, but still able to walk, albeit in a zombie like fashion)

Cody - “Help! Chris? Blaineley? Ladies? Anyone? Heeeeeeelp?” (Walking aimlessly)

[CHALLENGE #13]

(We then reach Emma’s challenge, as she is sitting on a log in the middle of the woods, writing in her previously mentioned journal book)

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Emma: “Can I just legally complain that this challenge is totally unbalanced?! Like come on! Sugar’s fear was a completely absurd scenario and I don’t even know where to begin with Duncan’s fear. Mine is WAY more personal and serious…!” (Clenches her fists and pounds her knees) “I wish Kitty was here so I could at least have moral support.”

Emma: (Is grumbling under her breath) “... and apparently Jake is going to show up any minute now and I am going to chicken out and feel all sad for myself and-”

???: (A distinctly sophisticated though somewhat frigid voice cuts through the air) “Sad for yourself? What about me?”

(Emma flinches and instinctively shuts her book closed. She looks over her shoulder and sees… HIM. He appears to be tall and handsome with blonde hair, sharp cheekbones, blue eyes, an elegant white tux with a rose corsage, and closed-toed shoes. However he appears disinterested and a bit snooty as he looks at Emma with disdain. Emma sighs.)

Emma: “So it’s really you Jake… you stood me UP and now you have the nerve to stand here?” (She stands up and faces him cross)

Jake: “It’s not my choice to come here, really.”

Emma: “At least we can agree on that.” (Puts her hands on her hips) “How could you do that to me? I LOVED you and you threw that whole relationship away. Why?”

Jake: “To be honest I stopped loving you back after you kept on just being incompatible with me.”

Emma: “I’m a lawyer Jake!”

Jake: “You’re studying to be one, you aren’t one yet.”

Emma: (Shaken by being corrected by her former love, she loses some confidence) “W-well… yes… b-but a lawyer, to be, can analyze themselves better than anyone… and other people… so if you thought I was incompatible you should’ve said something…”

Jake - “What was there to say?”

Emma- “... T-then it’s my fault then? T-that you fell out with me…? B-but I tried really hard… I scheduled all our dates, I looked f-for the best places to eat… I even introduced you to my family…” (She’s never looked more vulnerable until now)

Jake - “Yes. It is your fault. You care too much about details and useless things like that. You need to learn how be like normal girls.”

(Emma’s face falters. Even in a cast of crazy and overzealous girls, she’s considered ‘not normal’. That is a blow to her pride and her place in this game. She looks about ready to completely burst into tears until… someone rushes in, probably to check on her)

(It was none other than Noah himself stumbling on the scene and basically initiating some awkward silence)

Emma: “N-Noah…?”

Noah - “Emma…………...other, person…”

Jake - “Jake.”

Noah - “Whatever.”

Emma- (Trying to regain composure) “N-Noah this is the guy I was telling you about and Jake this is my team-”

Jake - “Oh so you have a new boyfriend already? Then why am I even here since you’ve already moved on. This was more pointless than I thought.”

Emma - (She is surprised and offended that he made such an assumption with so little evidence) “N-Noah’s not my boyfriend… geez, I have uh… wait that’s not really nice.” (Looks like she was about to say ‘standards’ but it gives her room to refocus) “Just like how the way you dumped me was completely the OPPOSITE of nice!”

Jake - (Taken aback) “Excuse me?!” (He is shocked that she is turning the tables now)

Emma- “BY. TEXT. Even my sister thought that was repulsive and she uses the phone 24/7 to take selfies! Had it been the other way around you would’ve been damn sure I would’ve walked over to your door, rang the doorbell, said we’re through and leave! Yet you took the easy way out and obviously you seem so satisfied with yourself that you did that.” (Her confidence is fully recovered)

Noah- (Smugly to Jake) “The curtain doesn’t match the drapes huh Jake?”

Jake - “Shut up.”

Emma- “So I think this case is closed. You have no regrets do you? You only needed me when it satisfied YOU and you let me go when I was inconvenient for YOUR needs? I need a man who can accept both of my lifestyles, the romantic and the scholar. THAT’s normal right?” (She leans in his face and looks fairly intimidating)

Jake - (Does not have any idea how to respond anymore) “...”

(Just then rustling and moaning/groaning is heard from the bushes nearby)

(When attention is drawn, it turns out to be Cody walking towards them, initially looking like a monster. It startles Jake into running away, screaming, never to be seen on the show again. Cody just falls onto the ground after tripping on a rock)

Emma- “...” (She bursts into laughter at this turn of events and sounds very relieved)

Noah- “...” (He also joins into laughter though is a little bit more awkward about it)

Chris: (Walking in, wiping a tear from his eye away) “At this rate we might be nominated for a Gemmy Award.”

(Gophers: 4, Bass:1)

(Before the next challenge, the one hour for the challenges placed on Tom, Jen, and still acting as Amy Sammy ends. None of them chickened out)

Blaineley: Great work you three! Thanks to your efforts, the Bass are now tied with the Gophers 4 to 4!

(The time limit for Amy and Sammy ends with a ding as she, Tom and Jen are in some unknown room together)

Sammy: “YES! (She wipes the beauty mark off of her with a napkin) “... Aww I’ll kind of miss the power this speck of paint gave me.” (Looks to Tom and Jen) “Sorry if I was way too abusive.”

Jen: (Looking relieved, she gently takes off a sleeping raccoon that was lying on her head and sets it down) “Nah… your sis was the one who got owned.” (Chuckles)

Tom: (Rushes off in a complete frenzy) “WARDROBE! NOW!” (Jen and Sammy both look to where he ran before giggling to themselves.)

(Gophers: 4, Bass: 4)

[CHALLENGE #14]

(Now it’s Courtney’s turn. The Killer Bass are all gathered around, and even the Gophers are watching, as a large pool of green jelly complete with a large ladder leading up to it, including a diving board, is set up as part of Courtney’s fear challenge. Of course, since she didn’t disclose this as her phobia, some are a bit confused by this choice of challenge)

Dave- “Okkkk this is obviously the same pool from before but why is last night’s dessert in here?”

Amy- “Isn’t it obvious? Courtney’s scared of a little jello.” (Leers at Courtney who leers back appropriately)

Courtney - “I’m not scared of it! It’s just….all……..snot like….and jiggly…...and…….eewwwwww!” (To say she doesn’t want to do this is a bit of an understatement)

Duncan - (Slight scoff) “You’re afraid of jelly?”

Courtney - “Shut up! Only the Green kind!”

Cody - (pats her on the back. It’s not very effective though)

Chris McLean - “So! You can either climb into this large pool of green jelly. OR, let your team lose, yet another challenge!”

Courtney - (Takes a deep breathe/sighs, and walks for the ladder) “This is insane! I can seriously die doing this!” (She begins climbing up the ladder)

Sugar - (Starts trying to make it crueler for her) “Ugh! I can just IMAGINE how warm it is by now out in this heat! Warm green Jelly, all snotty and bouncy! All warm from bein’ out here in the sun! DANG!”

Courtney - “You’re not going to make me quit!”

Cody - “Just keep climbing, Courtney!”

(Courtney soon enough reaches the top and looks down from the diving board, but of course, her disgust and own fear prevents her from jumping)

Cody - “Don’t worry Courtney, it’s okay if you can’t do it!”

Dave - “It is? But we’ll lose! Or at least be stuck in a tie if Crimson doesn’t complete hers...”

Cody - (Doesn’t answer that)

Courtney - (Too grossed out) “I can’t do it….I’m coming down!” (She gives up and starts climbing down at that point)

Amy- (Sees an opportunity) “PA-THETIC! I bet you’re going to try to seek ‘counseling’ from the Gophers huh? You two-timer!”

(At this point, the rest of the Killer Bass, and even Sammy, look a bit confused as to what Amy’s talking about. Courtney though scoffs and climbs down with greater haste to challenge Amy’s claims)

Brick- “What do you mean Amy…?”

Amy- “I saw her helping out Duncan with his fear! She specifically helped THEM get a point and it’s why we’re in a tie at the moment! Not to mention she couldn’t even achieve her piss-poor fear.” (Points back at Courtney)

Courtney- “Excuse me molehog but I was just being a helpful person! What are you trying to say?”

Amy- “Isn’t it obvious? You’re trying to cozy up to the other team so that you have all the power, while throwing us all in the gutter and letting us lose! You’re playing both sides!”

(At this, the Gophers and the Bass start to buy into Amy’s story… except a few like Crimson, Duncan, and obviously, Courtney herself. Sammy has the most interesting reaction, looking at Amy with absolute astonishment.)

Courtney- (Stunned) “N-now wait a minute I was no-”

Amy- “And after your performance in today’s challenge, it’s obvious you were doing that so that maybe the other team would beg us to keep you in the game. It’s a cutthroat strategy if I ever saw one.”

Brick- “That is rather dubious of you to do behind our backs Courtney… is this true?”

Courtney- “Ah…” (She looks even more distraught) “I-it was an act of kindness… I-I swear…!”

Amy- (Looking surprisingly honest instead of malevolent for once) “And you tried to make me and Samey scramble for your satisfaction to stay in this game. HAH! You got another thing coming thinking you’re better than us when you pulled such a dirty move on your own teammates!” (Smiling) “That’s all from me!”

Sammy- “...” (Has no idea what just happened beyond HER SISTER DEFENDED HER)

Courtney- “...” (Has a vague idea she may have made a fatal error of judgement)

Duncan- “...” (Actually does look a bit guilty and puzzled by all this but tries to hide it with a glare)

(Gophers: 4, Bass: 4)

CONFESSIONAL --------------> Sammy: (Eyes wide) “O-ok… d-did what I think just happen… happen? Like… Amy wasn’t antagonizing me beyond the usual ‘Samey’, she was actually usually profound logic against someone who wasn’t me, and she… DEFENDED me.” (Gives a hopeful smile) “Maybe the switching helped after all.”

CONFESSIONAL ---------------> Courtney: (Tears a little bit) “I’m so embarrassed. How could I be so weak?! I deserve to go home!” (shakes her head) “Okay, stop it! You’re pathetic, show some confidence, Courtney!” (Tries, begins crying, slaps herself)

(By now the sun has begun to set as it has been a really long day. However… one Challenge still remains for one Camper)

(That camper of course, was Crimson)

[CHALLENGE #15]

Crimson- “…” (Looks to Chris who is staring at with a smile) “So I win by default”?

Chris- “Not quite… and I am going to have a BLAST with this one… after all, you claim to be fearless. However there’s one thing I notice, you wear a lot of makeup don’t you?”

Crimson- (Flinches just the slightest bit) “... It’s my armor against these… mortals.”

Chris- “Well then, I’ve figured out that your fear is… what if that armor was to come off?” (He holds up a bucket of soapy water)

(For the first time in this competition, Crimson actually looks afraid. She steps back slowly and she begins to visibly sweat and shake her head. The Gophers are genuinely stunned.)

Crimson- “N-no… that’s inhumane…”

Chris- “Here’s the deal. Teams are tied 4 points apiece. If you can complete this fear, you’ll get the last point needed for the Gophers to win. Otherwise we’ll go into a tiebreaker where the two worst fear failures from each of your team get another chance to overcome their fears before the other one does. Courtney and Leshawna.”

Courtney- (Meekly looks away)

Leshawna- (Annoyed) “You just caught me off guard, that’s all!”

Chris- “You get 10 seconds to remove all that makeup and show your true self or you’ll fail this challenge for your team and it’ll be up to the weakest links to do so.” (Leshawna looks even more pissed, Heather snickers.)

Crimson- “.............” (She looks at the bucket of soapy water with horror and fear)

CONFESSIONAL -------------------> Crimson: … I solemnly swear that I am up to no good… (Looks and sounds apologetic to the camera) Sorry Ennui…

Chris- “Your countdown begins now! 10… 9… 8-”

(In a moment of determination and desperation, Crimson plunges her head into the soapy water and shakes about. Notably her wig has fallen off from the shaking. Everyone is watching captivated, in agony, and in awe of what will be revealed about this mysterious Goth girl.)

Chris- “7… 6-”

Crimson: (She pulls out) “...HAH!...”

(What was once a pale girl is now a very sunny, slightly tanned skin tone. What was once black eyes is now big blue eyes. What was once a wig is now a short ginger ponytail. Adding to the fact she looks completely full of life and even emotional… this is a whole different person entirely)

Jen- “OMG I love her hair!!”

Duncan- “Chick’s pretty hot actually... “

Heather- “There IS a soul to her…”

Courtney- “And she’s obviously not happy about-”

Dave- “You think you can pitch in?”

(Courtney sheepishly quiets down. Crimson indeed suddenly looks around her like a lost puppy dog and then instinctively looks embarrassed and distraught. She gets up and runs off towards the cabins. There is a very awkward silence.)

Chris- (Even he’s amazed) “... I thought she’d look dorkier to be honest. Either way, that’s another point to the Gophers!”

(Gophers: 5, Bass :4)

Blaineley- (Recovering quicker) “And with that! The Screaming Gophers win for the second time in a row! Congrats!”

(However the Screaming Gophers don’t react to this, as they are still floored by Crimson’s real appearance and have a lot of questions about it floating in their heads. The Killer Bass however have more pointed reactions. Tom and Jen look to Amy, Dave and Brick look to Courtney, Amy smirks at Courtney, Courtney looks down as though she was punished for something, Cody and Sammy appear to be looking between Courtney and Amy uncertain. This can only mean tonight’s vote is going to be a doozy)

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[COMMERCIAL ENDS]

[ELIMINATION CEREMONY #6]

(We then cut to the elimination ceremony. There is a flock of loons flying over the horizon against the moonlit sky, there is a shark swimming in whatever lake surrounds the island, the bear and sasquatch families have completed constructing two houses out of the fallen tree for each other and are living as neighbours, and the squirrels are being arrested by the island’s chipmunk police force for the illegal rave party. However, most importantly there is a campfire ceremony going on. It is being hosted by Chris this time since Blaineley did the last one. The Bass team is yet again sitting in front of him, all of them either having blank expressions, scared expressions, or annoyed expressions on their faces. One of them has a devious expression.)

Chris McLean - “So, Killer Bass. It’s come down to this yet again. You all sit before me and the plate of tasty marshmallows, to see which one of you has been voted to go home. Remember, I will call your names. When I do, come up and get your marshmallow. If you do not receive a marshmallow, the team has spoken for you to be the one eliminated. You will report to the dock of shame, walk down it, catch a ride on the boat of losers and be eliminated from the competition.”

Dave - “Yes, yes, we know.”

Chris McLean - “I know that you know. Anyway, Tom and Jen, both of you are safe tonight!”

(Tom and Jen squeal happily and hug before receiving their marshmallow)

Chris McLean- “For a change of pace, Sammy is safe too! As is Dave. Nice work overcoming your fears.”

(Sammy looks extremely relieved to get a marshmallow after been told last night she was one of the ones up for elimination though she does look nervously towards Courtney and Amy. Dave received his without batting an eyelash)

Chris McLean - “Cody……...you’re safe too! Just don’t blow it up.”

(Cody is happy to get his marshmallow and fist pumps)

Christ McLean - “Brick!”

(Brick once more salutes before running up to get his)

(Courtney and Amy are the bottom two, and look at each other with the look of rivalry in their eyes)

Chris McLlean- “I think both of you know exactly why you are fidgeting right now. Courtney, you not only showed a complete disregard for a delicious dessert but you pioneered your team… AND the other team.”

Courtney- (Gulps)

Chris McLlean- “And Amy, you’ve already made quite the place for yourself in this game as a bully towards your sister and you also couldn’t even PRETEND to be her properly. Not to mention this is the second time in a row you are in the bottom two.”

Amy- “Humph! Maybe Samey needs to give me more material to work with.” (Sammy frowns at this)

Chris McLean - “Well, I’m just going to say that me personally, I feel this is very, very wrong. I would totally have stated that I would prefer to have things gone in a different direction, but unfortunately, things like this are just out of my control!”

(The Killer Bass are now totally confused… though Courtney eyes Amy once she notices Amy looking slightly uncertain)

Amy- “Spit it out already!”

Chris McLean - “You see, the votes tonight don’t actually matter. Due to allegations from some come guy named Michael who’s apparently a lawyer and a lot of angry e-mails that are driving me up the wall, Amy, you’ve unfortunately been officially disqualified from the competition for voter fraud. Last time with ALL the votes AND this time with Tom and Jen’s votes” (Tom and Jen leer at Amy) “Tampering with the votes is a big no no from now on.”

Amy- (Standing up in a rage) “WHAT?!! Where’s your proof?!! I did no such thing! Or if I did it’s obvious SAMEY framed me!” (Points at her)

Chris McLean - “I tried telling them, but they didn’t believe me! What’s even worse? Had the votes gone normally, it would’ve been a tie. And do you know how much budget we had to spend on TIEBREAKERS? Or how dramatic it would’ve been if you and Courtney went at it?”

Courtney- “I’m excellent at tiebreaker situations so it would’ve been-”

Amy- “CAN IT B.I.T.C.H! (Leers at Sammy) YOU! I knew you would’ve voted me off first chance you got! You inferior, nonsensical, crazy, and not as cool as me LOSER! Why did you side with this hag who tried to make it between us two?!

Sammy- (Standing up and facing her sister with a surprising amount of strength) “For once Amy I actually agreed with you!”

Amy- “Like that’s gonna-” (Suddenly it hits her what Sammy said) “W-what? What the heck are you talking about Samey?! You HAVE to agree with me on everything! I have the better opinion!”

Sammy- “I voted for Courtney because whereas what you do to me on a daily basis is wrong, infuriating, hurting my self esteem until the point B got me out of my shell and the team supported me, you at least recognized what she was doing to BOTH of us was out of line, making us fight each other to stay in this game.” (The rest of the team, dazzled by the current scenario unfolding do look towards Courtney who does look a bit down at this realization of being nearly voted off for not just today’s actions but last nights as well) “You are a jerk but I appreciate the fact you, for once in your life, defended ME. Even if it was mostly for yourself you included me and I appreciate that as a sibling… let alone the younger one.”

Amy- (Perhaps finally showing some restraint, she actually regards and considers what Sammy said and softens her aggressive expression to just a pout) “... You still made me wait all that time.” (Folds her arms)

Sammy- “And you followed me into this show”.

Amy- “I’m still top of the pyramid.”

Sammy- “And I still do more cartwheels than you.”

Amy- (Groans) “Whatever! I’ll get to that level someday! I mean I have plenty of other avenues to shine compared to you SAMEY. And it also infuriates me YOU’RE staying over ME! What’s so good about you compared to me in this game?!”

Chris- “I knowwwww.” (Groans, looking completely disappointed)

Sammy- “Maybe you should watch the rest of the season at home and see for yourself.” (She stands truly unflinching against Amy’s might)

Amy- (Nods) “Fair enough. Just don’t expect a gift basket for when you get back! Dangit it though… all this because you’ve become so unpredictable.” (She mutters more things under her breath as she stomps off towards the dock of shame)

Sammy- (Waving good-bye with a smile) “Buh-buh-buh-bye Amy!”

Amy- “That’s MY catchphrase! Don’t start acting like me permanently or I’ll change your name again!” (With that last shout, she enters the Boat of Losers and begins to sail away from Total Drama Island)

Chris McLean - (standing by the campfire) “Well that wraps up yet another amazing episode of Total Drama Island, folks! What will happen next? Will Samey get her comeuppance for what she’s done to Amy? Is Courtney going to dig her way out of the hole she’s dug this episode? Will the Killer Bass EVER win again? And WHAT was with Crimson’s new look…? Will anybody hook up at all? Answers to all these questions and more coming up next time on TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!”

[END EPISODE - GOODBYE, AMY]

Chapter Text

(Like in the previous episode, this one opens up on the Dock of Shame, in broad daylight. Of the two hosts of the show, it is Chris McLean and not Blaineley who is standing on the dock to give out the obligatory recap of the previous episode)

Chris McLean - "Last time, on Total Drama Island!" (Clips from the previous episode are shown as he summarizes the events of it) “The campers all had to face their fears in our Phobia Factor challenge! There was filth, there was drama, there was heartbreak, there was hail, there were time bombs, there was green jelly, there was EVERYTHING! The Bass team turned on the twins and tried to make them fight for their right to party on in this game. Buuuut it was Amy who turned the tables by exposing Courtney’s playing around with the other team, namely Duncan. Ship bait anyone? Crimson exposed much more than we needed to see, Emma was feeling the love of telling her ex off, Sugar’s wizard love gave her power and she helped give Heather the power to clinch another win for the Gophers. Although with a secret alliance in the works between big girls Sugar and Leshawna and Heather knowing about this, expect some more fireworks from them in the future. In the end, Amy was disqualified due to allegations of her committing the act of voter fraud, which totally hasn’t been proven yet, and so we have come to where we are now.” (We then cut back to Chris standing on the dock) “How will the Bass team cope without the better twin? Will the Gophers continue to steamroll them? Find out today, on TOTAL, DRAMA, ISLAND!”

[RECAP OVER, CUE INTRO SEQUENCE]

[INTRO SEQUENCE - USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION]

[COMMERCIAL SEGMENT]

Presenter - “Are you tired of taking your Canoe out to a river only for it to fall apart the moment it touches a rock? Or how about taking your Kayak out to africa only for a greedy Hippo to bite it in half! Well then, come to Wilfred’s Sporting Goods!”

(Photo of the sporting goods store is shown)

Presenter - “Here at Wilfred’s Sporting Goods, we use top of the line sweat shop-I mean scientists, to construct only the BEST Canoes and Kayaks!” (He stands right in the middle of a canoe and a kayak) “These babies wouldn’t break for anything!” (He puts hands on them. They break apart immediately) (Nervous but smiling face)

(Scene cuts to him standing outside of the store)

Presenter - “Not only that, but Wilfred even states, that they always have the best prices! One Kayak costs $100.99, and it will come with a free Canoe which only costs monthly payments of $99.99!”

(Then suddenly the scene changes to a holiday theme)

Presenter - “Best of all, if you come for christmas or New Years, you get a 10% discount on all products! We have products ALL your sporting needs be it athletics or outdoors, anything and everything! Come now!”

(Commercial ends with the usual call and legal information)

[COMMERCIAL END]

(The episode begins with the Bass and Gopher teams both standing in front of Chris and Blaineley as the challenge is introduced. Yes, really. This episode wastes no time in getting to the point)

Chris McLean - (Standing next to a map of the island) “Bass, Gophers. Today’s challenge is a true summer camp experience! A canoe trip!” (He gestures to a series of canoes that are lying about on the beach) “You’ll be paddling your canoes across the lake” (Flips map around to show a map of a more ‘scary’ island) “to Booooooney Iiiiiisland! When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island! Which is about a two hour trek through a dense, dangerous, treacherous, deadly jungle!”

Brody - “We gotta por what?”

Blaineley - “Portage!”

(Brody doesn’t get it)

Blaineley - “Basically, you just have to carry your canoes the entire time.”

Brody - “Oh”

Chris McLean - “When you arrive on the other end of the island, you’ll build a rescue fire that will be judged by myself and Blaineley. The first time who paddles their canoes back to the other side of the island wins invincibility! Move, Campers, Move!” (All of the campers then run for the canoes on the beach)

Blaineley - “Also, don’t take anything from the island! It’s said to be cursed!”