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1. Do You Exist to Annoy Me? by heavenly_lynn

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Rose Landry & Svetlana Vetrova
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Rose Landry
   • Hayden Pike
   • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
   • Kip Grady
   • Svetlana Vetrova
   • Yuna Hollander
   • David Hollander
   • Texting
   • Texting Fic
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Ficlet Collection
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Explicit Language
   • discussion of sex

   Summary

   Shane: "Are you going?"
   Ilya: "why wouldn't i?"
   Shane: "Why must you be so difficult?"
   Shane: "It's a yes or no question."
   Ilya: "I live to entertain."
   Ilya: "Entertain myself."

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,263

   Chapters:

   29/29

   Comments:

   82

   Kudos:

   575

   Bookmarks:

   78

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