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"gulp gulp gulp" said leafy while chugging an unknown alcohol substance she found under the table
"what the fuck" i said
"omg bbg ily" firey said to leafy while his heart expanded to the point of explosion
"thanks" leafy replied
firey ascended to the heavens above
then Jesus appeared holding firey like a mother cat
"there there my child it is not your time yet" Jesus said while dropping firey like firey was an abandoned homeless dog that was sold at the farmer's market
"lalalalala" lightbulb from hit object show inanimate insanity said
"go away go away go away go awayyy lightbulb" i said "you are not part of this fic"
"ok" lightbulb replied
"holy shit" i said "is that joe hawley jolly christmas"
"yes" joe mother is a basketball replied
"also us" the other tallies of tally hall said
"we are coming back from our hiatus" joe said "i'm not problematic anymore"
"yay" i said "i love tally hall"
"& we love you" tally hall said
"&........ like...... the song...." i referenced
"yes" ross said
"omg i'm hallucinating" drunk high leafy said
simon hawaii part ii appeared
"did somebody say hallucinate" simon said
"yes" leafy replied "give me advice"
"don't kill your significant other" simon told leafyfyfyfyyfy
"ok" leafy said
stella octangulalala spawned
"aloha" stella said
"omg stella bbg i will never kill you again" simon said
"ok bruh" stella said
"omg simonella" toast spawned
"toast toaster toasted marshmallow experiment 21" i said
toast died
"noooooo" i screamed in lowercase
i died
"holy glaze" simonella said
"ok everyone" firey said "pls help my wonderful leaf"
"no" everyone said
juno from ruler of everything spawned
so did time
"grr time i hate you" juno said
"bitch idc i literally rule everything" time replied
"&" firey said
"looooove of the s*n" tally hall sang
michael & sean from love of the s*n spawned
"holy shit is that time from timewheel" time said upon seeing sean
"oh my s*n is that time from ruler of everything" sean said upon seeing time
"oh shit guys" leafy said "i am having an allergic reaction to this alcohol substance"
"nooooo bbg" firey said
leafy died
firey also died
Jesus didn't revive him this time
jeff bezos appeared
"hello everyone" bezos said "i have decided to sell amazon to rising global popstar sensation lara raj from katseye"
"what" everyone said
jeff died
"alright everyone" michael said "we need some food"
everyone ate minecraft bread
"omg we just became minecraft" zubin said
"holy shit" juno said
lava was rising
"everybody quick get in the zubin bus" zubin said
rob drowned in lava
everyone then escaped the minecraft world
"wait" andrew said "where are simon & stella"
"idk" Jesus said
"omg Jesus hi" time said "you're my inspiration"
"ok" Jesus replied "also simonella is actually dead lmao they're not with me tho"
"aw shucks" i said from the heavens above
"alright bitches" time said "let's do a head count"
"me juno joe zubin andrew ross michael sean" time counted
"what about me" lara said
"go away" weezer said
lara went away
"omg weezer" dead rob said "i made a cover of one of your songs"
"dead people don't speak" time said
rivers killed off brian pat & scott
"alright" rivers said "this is the end of this fic"
"aw shucks" sean said
"until next time" time said