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1. Naughty Neighbours by SomnophiliaSweetheart for Bremonster

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Crookshanks is a Little Shit (Harry Potter)
   • Crookshanks & Draco Malfoy Friendship
   • Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Texting Fic
   • Eventual Smut
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Drunk Texting
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Rom-Com vibes
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Not Beta Read
   • Grumpy/Sunshine Relationships
   • Needy Draco Malfoy
   • Love Languages
   • Good Draco Malfoy
   • Healer Hermione Granger
   • Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings
   • But Draco loves her emotionally constipated
   • Simp Draco Malfoy

   Summary

   TEXT FIC
   Draco and Hermione find themselves living in the same building.
   Crookshanks spends equal time between their flats, and he and Draco become unlikely friends.
   idk I hate summaries but this is silly (eventually hot) nonsense...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,022

   Chapters:

   4/?

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