Jen Jenn or Jenny
@jennfromyourdreams
Lowkey I think the Metros just walked into the bar I’m in. My night is about to get much more interesting 💋💋
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Chapter Text
Fatih
@yeshomo
Get it girl
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
Omg all of them? Or just the usual bar guys?
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@jennfromyourdreams
im not actually a puck bunny so idk who the usuals are. But i think shane hollanders here. YUMMY
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@jennfromyourdreams
gonna cosplay as a bunny tonight. I want to lick those freckles @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
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Fatih
@yeshomo
TAGGING HIM?? it should be illegal to be this thirsty on main.
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
omg his mom clearly runs his media accounts. She must read the most unhinged shit about her son
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I just googled mama Hollander and as a Bisexual On The Internet™ it’s my right to thirst equally after both of them. Is his dad also hot?
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Fatih
@yeshomo
I love whatever is wrong with you
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
yes queen. The bisexual urge to third for Yuna and David Hollander.
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
i have infiltrated the metros group. Coming for (on) those freckles
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Fatih
@yeshomo
GIRL. I say this with all the love in my heart. TURN YOUR PHONE OFF
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Respectfully, saying you infiltrated a group of chronically horny men is like saying white people infiltrated pickleball like it wasn’t a situation specially designed to trap them!!
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Finally next to freckles. He’s so awkward and adorable. Drinking his ginger ale. Hes just a little guy but he’s also just like texting someone the whole time 🙄
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Okay okay okay I swear I wasn’t TRYING to read his messages but I saw the word biphobic and you know me… I was absolutely trying to read his messages.
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Fatih
@yeshomo
a scorpio would
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
don’t meet your heros yall. No one is safe (1/3)
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
just watching this man ruin his life IRL (2/3)
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
(3/3) okay ik its blurry but it says
Lily: I can’t choose. They’re both so good
Shane: They’re so different
You have to pick!
Lily: This is biphobic
Shane: JFC. Make up your mind already.
Lily: You have no respect for my struggle.
What my people go through
Shane: Your people??
You mean other sluts?
Lily: Do you even love me??
Shane: I’m seriously questioning that.
Pick one, idiot.
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Omgggggg no. Shane. SHANEY. DEAREST. Baby Girl. I thought you were one of the good ones
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
I had to leave before I punched him in the face. Freckles are dead to me. Still willing to hear Yuna out tho
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
He always seems sooooo nice
I guess it’s just an act 💔
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
@fromyourdreams okay but we have zero context for this. It could be a joke
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
@holfander first what the fuck is your handle? Second calling lily a slut and by extension all bi people is peak biphobia
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
Shayden Confirmed right? Is this the #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed of my dreams
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
You know what? A win is a win
#haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
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Fatih
@yeshomo
@stanforever how do you know he’s texting Hayden? How is #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed from this text
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
shane and hayden have been together for years. We werent sure if Hayden was gay or bi until tonight though #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
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Fatih
@yeshomo
there is literally no way to tell this is hayden it could be literally anyone
It SAYS lily
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
Is the Hayden Pike in the room with us right now?
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Lily is clearly a code name. Plus in an interview in 2011 hayden said that he got his (fake) girlfriend J*ckie a bouquet of lilies. So this is a clear reference youtube.com/vm839279
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Fatih
@yeshomo
A CLEAR REFERENCE??
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
do not engage the shaydens. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
yeah shane clearly needs to work on the bi thing but #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed can do it
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
Work?? WORK?? This is so beyond work. Throw the whole man away 🚩🚩🚩
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Gwen
@metrosice
This doesn’t sound like hayden. This person is so whiny. I don’t think it’s #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Hayden is absolutely a whiny bottom. Needs service top shane to take care of him.
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
lol #haydenpikebisexualconfirmed
#haydenpikewhinybottom
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
me imagining shane topping
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Leigha E
@shaybaebae
Okay but it does sound like Shane is getting sick of the beard J*ckie and the dolls. Relationship confirmation incoming
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
You know who would absolutely wind shane up like this? 👀
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
Ilyas future dog I’m so sick of you Hollanovs. Your delusions disgust me
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
at least one of my ships isn’t married with enough kids to make the pope proud
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
at least my SHIPS DONT HATE EACH OTHER
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
oh did I hurt your feelings? Block button is free
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
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Hot Hockey
@Pikanov4real
oomfs, please. Be nice!
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Ilyas future dog
@hollanovmyheros
@Pikanov4real ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Shaydens Baby
@stanforever
@Pikanov4real ditto, unfortunately @hollanovmyheros
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Fatih
@yeshomo
Help. I got lost at sea with the shippers. Someone throw me a lifesaver
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
you need candy in a time like this??
we need olivia pope not mid gas station sugar
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
we are losing the ancient texts
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Lily deserves so much better… like me #saybiLily
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Shane Hollander really looked at a bisexual person in the year of our lord (Beyoncé) 2021 and said "it’s a phase, pick a side" in 4K. I am actually screaming #saybiLily
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
I want to believe in Shane but I think it’s time to #saybiLily
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Gwen
@metrosice
Its so sad when the hate comes from within the LGBTQ+ community. Hockey has enough issues without the few gay players making it harder for other members of the queer community #saybiLily
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
GAY PLAYER?? OTHER MEMBERS? What are you saying? What do you know?
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Gwen
@metrosice
shane has been out to his team for a few years. Most of the MLH knows. My friend works for the metros. I assumed this was known???
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Fatih
@yeshomo
@metrosice this was NOT known
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
BOY KISSER alksdfjasdjhl SCREAMS lsmndf
I AM UNWELL
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Anna Darling
@annabananna91
@metrosice comes in like
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Kippricorn
@ScottHunterPayMyLoans
Me sitting here with my unproblematic fave
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Your telling me that I only learn I had a shot with Shane after the biphobic reveal and Hayden Pike after the #haydenpikewhinybottom reveal? What is the point of being gayyyyyy
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Fatih
@yeshomo
we have angered the gods and must atone
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
how. More butt stuff? Better toys?
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Fatih
@yeshomo
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
guys maybe "pick one" means he wants Lily to pick a favorite color? or a favorite... pokemon? we don't know the whole story!!
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
I just know Ilya is an ally #saybiLily
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Sunshine Shane
@holfander
you just know that infamous asshole and text book definition of a rake Ilya Rozanov is an ally but Shane Hollander, APPARENTLY an actual gay man isn’t?
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Hannah
@MakeMeRozanova
you have the dumbest twitter name ever. Matches your dumbest ever tweet which is REALLY SAYING SOMETHING on this app
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
Lily, girl (gender neutral) we know how hot he is. But you DESERVE BETTER #saybiLily
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Jen Jenn or Jenny
@fromyourdreams
STILL CRASHING OUT. He called us “other sluts” like this is a bad thing? THIS IS MY LINKEDIN BIO. #saybiLily (also say hi Lily. Call me)
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Gwen
@metrosice
Shanes agent screaming into a pillow rn because Shane became the main character of twitter
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MTL Fan Account
@metrosreport
Metros trying to clean up this mess
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tarot girl
@jolenesays
The "do you even love me? / I'm seriously questioning that." is going to look so crazy on the notes app apology tomorrow morning.
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
Shane Hollander at tomorrows press conf that Yuna forces him into
hello fellow heterosexuals. I am an ally
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Sunshine Shane
@Holfander
He literally uses pride tape on pride night
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Fatih
@yeshomo
yes, the pinnacle of allyship. The high watermark for help. The thing queer people all over the world are asking for: pride tape on a hockey stick.
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Matty J
@hockeyhickeys
PRIDE TAPE??? You mean we SOLVED HOMOPHOBIA? THANK GOD
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Fatih
@yeshomo
It’s a good thing hes sponsored by reebok because nike would never
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Matty J
@hockeyhickey
noted ally?
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Fatih
@yeshomo
noted ally:
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