WhyDoIStillExist
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Sack of Flesh by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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Shikamaru Nara.
In one universe he becomes the 7th Hokage’s advisor and lives a long and, for the most, a happy life, before dying surrounded by family and friends at an impressively old age for the Shinobi he was.
In another universe however, his life was cut short. He had just turned 20, just recently having gotten married and found out he would become a father. He dies cold and alone on the battlefield on a mission outside the village that was supposed to be easy. His last thoughts are those of regret.
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Meanwhile in another world a new mother cries as she holds the unmoving body of her newborn son. Until suddenly her little son regains color and flutters his eyes open for the first(?) time.
What.The.Fuck.[Prequel to _____]
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- Part 1 of A Ninja in The FBI?
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Basically Phoenix is having a really weird dream. That’s it.
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Sleepy me thought that disbarred Phoenix would definitely have weird existential dreamsSeries
- Part 3 of Random fics from random fandoms
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An unfinished fic that has been rotting in my notes app for some time.
Sasuke (trying) to cope with his whole world dying, basically.
Most likely will never be finished.
Summary and tags might change.
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The only reason I’m alive is because I’m too much of a coward to slit my throat and finally put an end to it all.
Coward.
All I do is drown in self pity all day. Down a few bottles too many and play with the thought of drinking something stronger. And to drink just a bit too much…
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Shane is depressed and an alcoholic. Do you really need to know more?
Here is one of the many times Shane has been on the floor and thought for a bit too longSeries
- Part 2 of Random fics from random fandoms
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The milky seas flooding my canvas by WhyDoIStillExist for Rennll
Fandoms: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
09 Mar 2022
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Gift exchange -> Sweet Memories
Request by -> @Rennll
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Sometimes you need to get away from the loud and fast and get back to the slow and quiet.
Just for a moment.
Just long enough to tank energy for another busy week to come.
Just enough to make you feel calm and collected till next time.
Just so you can drown in long forgotten memories of a past you never expirenced.
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Mitsuki goes to the woods and paints by the river to tank some energy aaaand of course, to receive the well deserved comfort by good ol‘ Mother Nature! Plus. To remember all the memories in that magical place. That may or may not aren’t even Mitsuki‘s.
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Random fics from random fandoms by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Stardew Valley (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Aug 2024
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A Ninja in The FBI? by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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[Both names start with S and both are smart. But while Spencer throws himself into work at the start of his journey, Shikamaru does the opposite.
Hence I decided I wanted to throw Shikamaru into the “real world” as Spencer!This series will be decided into at least two works. The first one is up and finished until further notice. It’s basically only like a layout. A prequel if you will.]
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it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about by PrincessAmericaChavez
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-
His phone buzzes again.
Jane: don’t come out
Jane: hide
Jane: guns
Jane: idk what’s happening
Jane: call the cops
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Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).
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16 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Reinforcing the Closet by pink_starfish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Apr 2026
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“Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.
The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”
“Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.
“Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”
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In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.
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13 Apr 2026
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of a certain age by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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“Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”
“The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.
Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
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12 Apr 2026
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Let Me Solve All Your Problems by Svgco
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Feb 2026
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On the drive home from Shane’s parents house, Ilya got quiet. It had been a long afternoon, starting with Shane’s dad catching them kissing at the cottage. Even though they ultimately seemed to take it well, it had still been stressful. Shane could tell Ilya was emotionally drained, but it was more than that. Something else was wearing on him.
When Ilya admitted later that he was scared of getting caught, scared of getting outed, and scared of everything that could go wrong if they were.
Shane had the perfect solution - get married. If they did, Sane could protect him. He could make sure he never had to go back to Russia and make sure he could life the life he wanted and deserved.
Or… Ilya panics after getting caught by Shane’s parents. Shane offers the perfect solution.
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11 Apr 2026
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The Architecture of Deviating by Mooeyeddie (mooeyeddie)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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Instead of breaking up, Shane and Rose agree to a mutually beneficial lavender relationship for the cameras.
If only Ilya would let him explain...
Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
09 Apr 2026