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1. The Least Eligible Bachelor by fellshish

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • POV Alternating
   • Humor
   • Sexual Humor
   • Mutual Pining
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Reality TV
   • Making an Effort (Good Omens)
   • Puns & Word Play
   • Bad Puns
   • First Kiss
   • Aziraphale/Crowley First Kiss (Good Omens)
   • Angst and Humor
   • Hand Jobs
   • Lace Panties
   • Dancing
   • Jealousy
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Coming In Pants
   • Snakes
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Jealous Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Skydiving
   • First Time
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Public Sex
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Crying Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Fall (Good Omens)
   • Sharing a Bed
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Anal Sex
   • Dirty Talk
   • Angel Wings
   • Happy Ending
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Love Confessions
   • Forbidden Love
   • Temptation

   Summary

   Aziraphale gets ordered by Heaven to be 'the bachelor' on a reality show and asks Crowley for help.

   Specifically, Heaven asks Aziraphale to be so incredibly boring, that it puts humans off watching “demonic reality TV” forever. But Crowley has his own agenda.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   37,042

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

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