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Ilya ❤️ Rozanov
Fri, 02 Jul 09:41
Shane: Ilya
Ilya: yes my love
Shane: Why is there a framed photo of me above the door to the tunnel?
Ilya: ...i have no idea what you are talking about
Shane: So you're telling me you don't know anything about the expensive, custom frame in the locker room?
Shane: With my rookie season headshot in it?
Shane: You know nothing about that?
🤐
Ilya: i plead the fifth
Shane: We're Canadian, Ilya. We don't have a fifth to plead.
Shane: Why did you hang that up??
Ilya: okay okay
Ilya: yes obviously i know what photo you mean 🙄
Ilya: but it was not me!
Shane: I don't believe you!
Ilya: i wish it was me though
Ilya: would have been funnier that way
Ilya: but no it was already there when i signed
Shane: ???
Shane: What the fuck??
Ilya: i like it
Ilya: like my shane is always watching over me
🥰🥰🥰
Ilya: i know how much you like watching me get naked 👅🍆
Ilya: are you done signing papers yet??
Ilya: you can watch me get naked if you come home right now 😏
Shane: Down boy.
Shane: Who was it??
🐕
Ilya: okay my love i am sorry my love
Ilya: i dont know shane!!
Ilya: i did not ask too many questions
Ilya: i saw it, i laughed, i said "what the fuck", i moved on
🙄
Shane: I'll be home in 30 minutes.
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Today 14:41
Ilya: ladies and gentlemen
Ilya: and children and babies @Luca
Luca 👶 Haasy
Luca: 🙄
Holmberg
Holmberg: 👶👶👶
Ilya: i have gathered you all here today for an announcement
Ilya: we will be winning the cup this year
Ilya: so you must all be on your best behavior yes? do not embarrass me
Ilya: pre-season starts in one week. 7am sharp. If you are late you bag skate until you puke or die
Dykstra
Dykstra: herd
Bood
Bood: herd
Chewy
Chewy: herd 🐎
Dilly
Dilly: Herd
Young
Young: heard
Boyle
Boyle: ^^^ *Herd
Boyle: 🙄 smh
Ilya: okay that is all
Holmberg
Holmberg: wait rly
Boyle
Boyle: that was it?
Young
Young: we already knew that
Luca 👶 Haasy
Luca: Thank you for the reminder cap!!
Bood
Bood: no way that was the whole announcement roz
Bood: say it with your whole chest
Ilya: okay fine yes you are right there is more
Ilya: drumroll please
Bood
Bood: 🥁
Dykstra
Dykstra: 🥁
Hazy
Hazy: 🥁
Ilya: now introducing…
Ilya: your new stepmother!
(Message sent with Confetti)
You added Shanya 🥰 to the chat
Bood
Bood: AYO??
Holmberg
Holmberg: NO WAY
Dykstra
Dykstra: holly in the chat ‼️
Young
Young: 📢📢📢HOLLY IN THE CHAT
Chewy
Chewy: Welcome to the team Shane!
Boyle
Boyle: 👋👋
Shanya 🥰
Shanya 🥰: Hi everyone 👋 I’m looking forward to meeting you all again next week!
Ilya: okay that is all
Ilya: for real this time
Ilya: wiebe says to check your emails
Ilya: see you all in one week 🫡
Today 16:57
Troy Barrett
Troy: wait. are we officially the gayest team in the league now?
Ilya: yes
Ilya: shane counts for at least two gay points
Ilya: he is super gay
Shanya 🥰
Shanya 🥰: Ilya.
Shanya 🥰: I am regular gay.
Hazy
Hazy: weren’t we already the gayest team?
Hazy: anything more than 1 out player on a team is an automatic win isn’t it?
Dilly
Dilly: ^^^ and we got 2 last season
Bood
Bood: 3 now baby ‼️
Ilya: mm yes at least
Dilly
Dilly: 🤨 what do you know
Bood
Bood: 👀
Hazy
Hazy: 👀
Troy Barrett
Troy Barrett: 👀
Dykstra
Dykstra: 👀
Dilly
Dilly: 👀
Holmberg
Holmberg: 👀
Luca 👶 Haasy
Luca: ...
Ilya: 😇