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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    21 May 2026

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    Shane as Jane Duch is so fun - but it kind of breaks my heart that he writes straight romance and thus does "research" when he is out with girls.

    Yay, so happy that Rose is in the know!

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    Summer at the cottage was supposed to be relaxing. It turns into everything but—when Ilya drops “I could marry Svetlana” for an american visa like it’s a grocery list item. Shane’s face says over my dead body while Ilya, delighted, teases him for looking ready to commit “murder-suicide.” (He’s not wrong.)

    Shane Hollander has one big problem: he can’t let Ilya Rozanov marry anyone else. Not now. Not ever. So he does the unthinkable and proposes the most boring solution imaginable almost by accident.

    / Canon-Divergence /

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    23 May 2026

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    Cute sweet

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    Welcome to Shane Hollander’s Manual™—a field guide to living with a high-performance luxury Russian husband. Read carefully if you've upgraded from secret boyfriend to spouse and discovered new features.

    ◦ Core modules include:
    🡢 Russian Mafia Wife Energy
    🡢 Passenger Seat Princess Mode
    🡢 Snack Procurement Policy
    🡢 Default Language Settings
    🡢 Therapy Support - Scheduled Service
    🡢 Captain Engine Shift
    🡢 Manual Oil Change Routine
    (Note: Expect wallet amnesia.)

    [ This is their strategy: keep score, split the difference, choose each other again, everyday. But also Shane's playbook for living—and loving—his husband Ilya Rozanov, on and off the ice. ]

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    23 May 2026

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    Cute!

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    It started innocently enough. Jackie Pike was having coffee with her friend at a café in Montreal, completely unaware that the woman at the next table had her phone propped up, recording what she thought would be a cute video for her book club's group chat.

    What she actually captured was Jackie Pike, wife of Montreal Voyageurs alternate captain Hayden Pike, saying some very interesting things.

    The video went viral within hours.

    Now, the internet thinks she's have an affair with Ilya Rozanov. And Hayden is too.

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    23 May 2026

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    Cute

    Internet psycosis - coming out.

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    Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.

    -or-

    “When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”

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    22 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute!

    Au where they did not get together from the beginning (though Ilya tried to pursue Shane for years on the downlow).

    Almost no angst, a riotus good time and very sweet interactions overall.

    No big evil - very low drama