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1. We Need No Logic by Oleron

   Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
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   • Work in Progress

   07 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Male Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Kitamura Motoyasu
   • Kawasumi Itsuki
   • Amaki Ren
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Malty S Melromarc
   • Aultcray Melromarc XXXII
   • Raphtalia (Shield Hero)
   • Beloukas (Shield Hero)
   • Mirellia Q Melromarc
   • Biscas T. Balmus
   • The Shadows (Shield Hero)
   • Mald (Shield Hero)
   • Melty Q Melromarc
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Gaelion (Shield Hero)
   • Durnehviir (Elder Scrolls)
   • Wyndia (Shield Hero)
   • Rishia Ivyred
   • Crack
   • Comedy
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • BAMF Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Theft
   • Video Game Mechanics
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Minor Original Character(s)
   • Minor Character Death
   • Fate Worse than Death
   • Morally Grey Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Crossover
   • Politics
   • POV Multiple
   • Thu'um (Elder Scrolls)
   • Slavery
   • Insults
   • Swearing
   • Elder Scrolls Lore
   • Teaching
   • Dovahzul (Elder Scrolls)
   • Powerful Dovahkiin | Dragonborn (Elder Scrolls)
   • C0DA | All Elder Scrolls Lore Interpretations are Valid
   • Mass Death
   • Blood and Gore
   • Loss of Limbs

   Summary

   Everyone who has played Skyrim knows that in reality, as played by the majority of people, the Last Dragonborn is not some heroic figure. In most playthroughs, the Dragonborn is a psychotic completionist, kleptomaniac, murderer, overachiever, and overall psycho.

   So, when another world requires a Hero, and the one summoned is a gameplay-accurate Dragonborn, the world is in for a time of absurdity and, potentially, game-breaking glitches.

   (Maxed out, endgame, resto-looped Skyrim MC with a mix of in-game behaviors and in-universe lore, is summoned as the Shield Hero in place of Naofumi. Crack, unapologetically so.)

   Regularly scheduled posting (Monday/Tuesday).

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