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Three Entirely Inappropriate Incidents Involving Ice Cream by archduck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2026
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It was bright green and gloopy and melting because of the heat, and Remus thought it looked utterly revolting as he stirred it about in his dish. What kind of an ice cream flavour was ‘mint choc chip’ anyway? Couldn’t the house elves down in the kitchen give them a nice, sensible flavour like chocolate or vanilla, instead of this part-chocolate, part-Polyjuice Potion masquerading as a dessert? Even strawberry would have been better than the travesty sitting in a bowl in front of him.
A loud moan interrupted his musings. He looked up to see Sirius spooning ice cream into his mouth hungrily, letting out a satisfied moan with each mouthful.