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Royal Rumble or Royal Romance? by radxiostar
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Jun 2026
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Summary
Lucifer Morningstar is many things: the King of Hell, a father, and a deeply committed hater of Alastor’s existence. (At least, that is what he insists with a level of emotional investment he refuses to interpret as anything other than justified irritation.)
Alastor is also many things: Overlord, Radio Demon, chronic invader of personal space, and inexplicably always within Lucifer’s personal space at the exact moment Lucifer has decided he would like to think about literally anything else. He claims this is coincidence. No one believes him.
When Charlie forces them into a "trust exercise" at a local cafe, it goes exactly as well as expected. They bicker, they get entirely too close to each other's faces, and a Voxtek drone catches the worst possible angle.
Despite the demonic radio static glitching the lens, the silhouette is glaringly obvious. And from that specific vantage point? It looks exactly like they're kissing.
Boom. Headlines.
[A/N : I'm sorry for not updating! I promise to post more chapters soon, I have a few drafts but I don't like them. School and life in general have been draining.]