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1. The Raccoon Unit by Shadiwrites

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   27 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Ron Weasley
   • Established Relationship
   • Post-War
   • Domestic Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Hermione Granger
   • Protective Draco Malfoy
   • Possessive Draco Malfoy
   • Soft Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy Being Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is So Whipped
   • Hermione Granger Needs a Hug
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Emotional Intimacy
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Slice of Life
   • Humor
   • Chaos
   • friends being idiots
   • Drunk Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Hermione Granger
   • Auror Ron Weasley
   • Auror Theodore Nott
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Auror Pansy Parkinson
   • Auror Blaise Zabini
   • Theodore Nott Being an Idiot
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Death Eater Draco Malfoy
   • Touch-Starved
   • Mutual Pining
   • Draco Malfoy Acts Like A Guard Dog Around Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Crush on Hermione Granger
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Found Family
   • Harry Potter is Literally A Refrigerator
   • Aurors
   • The Raccoon Unit Aurors
   • Everyone needs thearpy
   • Firewhisky (Harry Potter)
   • Overprotective
   • Draco Malfoy Has Feelings
   • Hermione Granger is Used to This
   • Chaotic friend group energy

   Summary

   The Aurors return from their Christmas party absolutely wrecked and continue the chaos at Hermione and Draco’s house. Somewhere between a freezing Harry Potter, several terrible decisions and an alarming amount of discussion about a raccoon, Draco says something that catches Hermione completely off guard.

   Series

   • Part 3 of She and Her Guard Dog

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   English

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